>be on first date with 8/10 from local university >shes enthusiastic, sociable, easy to get along with >toward the end of our dinner she mentions that shes been wearing a buttplug the whole date >i am at a loss on how to respond >"what is the buttplug decorum like?" i think to myself >just say "oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe" >she just gives me the fakest laugh and fake smile i ever saw >rest of the night was rushed and uncomfortable
what did i do wrong? i am admitedly a bit out of practice in modern dating
David Powell
PIC RELATED??!
Easton Thomas
It was an obvious invitation for anal.
Jackson Myers
That was your in to ask about her bull and get laid man
Christian Lopez
>wrong? Being yourself user. It is always being yourself.
Charles Phillips
Hmm. Well, as I said it was a first date. Not sure anal should be on the table so soon. Am I wrong? Too conservative?
Adrian Cox
You retard
Ian Thompson
this
Sebastian Butler
conservative? son, you are just beta faggot
Bentley Russell
Shoulda said "that's weird-- so have I!"
Liam White
>"oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe"
Connor Wilson
Oh well. I guess from now on I will date ladies my own age. 40 years old or so. Probably too much backstory I'm missing to understand young women. Thanks for your thoughts, Cred Forums
Daniel Nelson
you should've said "show me;)" because yeah, that's what she wanted to do.
Isaiah Taylor
Oh well. How is a guy supposed to know that?
Jayden Harris
I have never experienced such a situation, but after hearing about buttplug I would be sure she wants me to put my dinga dong in her poopy hole. Dude.
Henry Powell
>oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe
Gavin Jenkins
You'd say something like >damn girl that's hot. Wanna bang? Sex guaranteed
Caleb Robinson
god damn it OP how could you spill that much spaghettos
Joshua Bailey
I envy guys like you who know how to react instantly to those kind of sexual cues from women. Damnit.
Jaxson Howard
Well, at least you know what buttplug is.
Oliver Long
Get this man an electric hairdryer and a full bathtub.
Brayden Price
It's not that I know what to do. Most probably I would shrug it off one way or another, so I would end up knowing that i wasted great opportunity.
William Fisher
I don't think you're serious. The "hehe" seemed intentional combined with "what did i do wrong?"
Bentley Hall
she sounds like a slut
Gabriel Hughes
she gave you a shit test and you failed it.
next time nod once and say "respect" then move on with the conversation
Blake Ross
A more suitable reply would have been, "will you sit on my face so I can get a good look at it?"
Parker Davis
I will file that bit of wisdom away under "Buttplug etiquette". Cheers.
Lincoln Ross
Don't worry, OP, everybody makes cringy mistakes during their lives. Next time don't fuck up and remember they're all sluts, don't give a shit about her and pretend like you're having a big fat cock in your pants.
Daniel Garcia
Hot as fuck.
Oliver Murphy
Next time when you don't know what to say, use one of those phrases.
Matthew Thompson
lol, nice. saved.
Evan Thompson
it works for most shit tests:
"i give the best blowjobs" "I swallow" "I like it in the ass on the first date" etc etc
they basically want to find out if they are wasting their time with you, you probably give out a premature ejaculation vibe
Ryder Hernandez
>And thus, I die
Joseph Torres
Top pick "there is no escaping destiny".
Landon Barnes
I was unfamiliar with your term "shit test" til this thread.
Not aware that modern girls are so bold and forthcoming in their sexual talk. Especially on a first date. That's crazy.
20 years ago when I was in college girls would NEVER talk about their asshole on a first date. NEVER EVER.
Jeremiah Martinez
you signaled you are not tall enough to ride this ride.
Jordan Hall
More of that girl in the picture? I already saw her on Cred Forums
Daniel Reyes
...
Ayden Martinez
What's her name?
Anthony Rodriguez
no fucking clue
Ethan Green
>"I'm wearing a butt plug user, what do you think of that?" >"In THIS economy?"
Jacob Miller
>you probably gave out a premature ejaculation vibe >premature ejaculation vibe
Tyler Allen
Sounding like a complete fag might have put her off.
Blake Davis
lol
TONIGHT ON MAURY
Camden Young
I tried doing a reverse search of this picture but didnt get anymore info. Does anyone have more?
Jordan Cooper
that's a weird name
William Jones
Well, dont feel too bad. That was a one tough situation. Most of the men would have failed there.
Kevin Morgan
probably because it's a creepshot
Xavier Watson
this is nice
Christopher Moore
...
Lucas Smith
newfag
Ayden Evans
OMG... Next time, you better say;
>toward the end of our dinner she mentions that shes been wearing a buttplug the whole date >i am at a loss on how to respond >"what is the buttplug decorum like?" i think to myself >just say "You want me to take it out and throw you something harder?"
Gavin Ward
>oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe
Nolan Barnes
i like that. But honestly at the moment would you have been so casual about it?
Christian Hall
next time try picking up chicks at the library OP. those are probly more your type. you clearly have no experience in dating sluts
Adrian King
>just say "oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe"
Joseph Gray
Whats this from? Can I get some sauce on this? This is the sexiest thing Ive seen for a while.
Jayden Lee
Robin Banks.
Asher Lewis
Real real fucking easy. All you had to say were two words. "Prove It"