Be on first date with 8/10 from local university

>be on first date with 8/10 from local university
>shes enthusiastic, sociable, easy to get along with
>toward the end of our dinner she mentions that shes been wearing a buttplug the whole date
>i am at a loss on how to respond
>"what is the buttplug decorum like?" i think to myself
>just say "oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe"
>she just gives me the fakest laugh and fake smile i ever saw
>rest of the night was rushed and uncomfortable

what did i do wrong? i am admitedly a bit out of practice in modern dating

PIC RELATED??!

It was an obvious invitation for anal.

That was your in to ask about her bull and get laid man

>wrong?
Being yourself user. It is always being yourself.

Hmm. Well, as I said it was a first date. Not sure anal should be on the table so soon. Am I wrong? Too conservative?

You retard

this

conservative? son, you are just beta faggot

Shoulda said "that's weird-- so have I!"

>"oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe"

Oh well. I guess from now on I will date ladies my own age. 40 years old or so. Probably too much backstory I'm missing to understand young women. Thanks for your thoughts, Cred Forums

you should've said "show me;)"
because yeah, that's what she wanted to do.

Oh well. How is a guy supposed to know that?

I have never experienced such a situation, but after hearing about buttplug I would be sure she wants me to put my dinga dong in her poopy hole. Dude.

>oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe

You'd say something like
>damn girl that's hot. Wanna bang?
Sex guaranteed

god damn it OP
how could you spill that much spaghettos

I envy guys like you who know how to react instantly to those kind of sexual cues from women. Damnit.

Well, at least you know what buttplug is.

Get this man an electric hairdryer and a full bathtub.

It's not that I know what to do. Most probably I would shrug it off one way or another, so I would end up knowing that i wasted great opportunity.

I don't think you're serious. The "hehe" seemed intentional combined with "what did i do wrong?"

she sounds like a slut

she gave you a shit test and you failed it.

next time nod once and say "respect" then move on with the conversation

A more suitable reply would have been, "will you sit on my face so I can get a good look at it?"

I will file that bit of wisdom away under "Buttplug etiquette". Cheers.

Don't worry, OP, everybody makes cringy mistakes during their lives. Next time don't fuck up and remember they're all sluts, don't give a shit about her and pretend like you're having a big fat cock in your pants.

Hot as fuck.

Next time when you don't know what to say, use one of those phrases.

lol, nice. saved.

it works for most shit tests:

"i give the best blowjobs"
"I swallow"
"I like it in the ass on the first date"
etc etc

they basically want to find out if they are wasting their time with you, you probably give out a premature ejaculation vibe

>And thus, I die

Top pick "there is no escaping destiny".

I was unfamiliar with your term "shit test" til this thread.

Not aware that modern girls are so bold and forthcoming in their sexual talk. Especially on a first date. That's crazy.

20 years ago when I was in college girls would NEVER talk about their asshole on a first date. NEVER EVER.

you signaled you are not tall enough to ride this ride.

More of that girl in the picture? I already saw her on Cred Forums

...

What's her name?

no fucking clue

>"I'm wearing a butt plug user, what do you think of that?"
>"In THIS economy?"

>you probably gave out a premature ejaculation vibe
>premature ejaculation vibe

Sounding like a complete fag might have put her off.

lol

TONIGHT ON MAURY

I tried doing a reverse search of this picture but didnt get anymore info. Does anyone have more?

that's a weird name

Well, dont feel too bad. That was a one tough situation. Most of the men would have failed there.

probably because it's a creepshot

this is nice

...

newfag

OMG... Next time, you better say;

>toward the end of our dinner she mentions that shes been wearing a buttplug the whole date
>i am at a loss on how to respond
>"what is the buttplug decorum like?" i think to myself
>just say "You want me to take it out and throw you something harder?"

>oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe

i like that. But honestly at the moment would you have been so casual about it?

next time try picking up chicks at the library OP. those are probly more your type. you clearly have no experience in dating sluts

>just say "oh, thats good. at least you didnt poop your pants hehe"

Whats this from?
Can I get some sauce on this?
This is the sexiest thing Ive seen for a while.

Robin Banks.

Real real fucking easy. All you had to say were two words. "Prove It"