This is a shovel

This is a shovel.
Dubs decides what i do

Dig a hole and die in it !

Dig a trench. A real trench.

chop dick off

Make a foxhole and fortify the position

make a large bowl of macaroni and eat it with the shovel

let it hang on your hard cock

Sharpen it in case there are infiltrators that get to your foxhole.

Bury yourself alive

Gets shoved up OP's gaping urethra.

stick it in your ass

that is an entrenching tool
the sawbacked edge should be sharp and the opposite edge should be sharp
it can be reconfigured to be used as a pick, shovel, saw, or hatchet

as for what you should do
>build a fire with the wood stacked 6' in diameter and 3' tall
>get it to a nice roaring flame
>jump in
>die

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chop one of your toe with it

dig a 20ft hole

Dig a hole so you can fap using it

The answer is always stick it in your ass

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winrar

bury it

Winrar

winrar

>Dump gasoline on cement
>Hit shovel on cement to make sparks
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>Prophet

Winrar

I'm conflicted. Both great answers.

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Sharpie in pooper + timestamp

Make an AK clone out of it and shoot up your school

Mmkay, first dubs told me o make hole and fap in it. its great i already have a hole in my yard, so ill fap in it now. brb in 10 mins to show cum in hole

Go to shop and load it up with pick'n'mix

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shove shovel in pooper

Remember 11-S and you will cum faster

winrar!

Best highest trips. Winter!

What's taking so long OP

He cant find "good material" to fap hahaha

hes looking for a hole to fap to so that he can fap into the hole

The smell of good old mother nature is good enough for me

Op you better fucking fill that hole up faggot.

To the fucking brim