Three wishes anons

Three wishes anons

checkd

tits?

please have a penis

Trips for butthole

1. Make Cred Forums great again
2. Daughter and wife get kidnapped and gangraped in front of the cameras they used in the matrix for like a day
3. 11 billion pesos

1. Turn me into my fiance so I can have twin sex with her.
2. I want a statue of Batman vs Jesus.
3. A hand gun to kill myself before the natural causes do.

1. I get with M.
2. Enough cash to purchase an M1A (NYS Legal sadly)
3. Pass all college courses

1 money
2 power
3 your head on my wall

Bump

Triple dubs checked.

1) I gain complete immunity from all laws, globally.
2) I can perform actual magic in the real world.
3) I wish there were no downsides or caveats attached to my previous two wishes.

1) power of mind control
2) power of time control
3) genius level intellect

>1 Show
>2 your
>3 tits

luck of the draw
self duplication
immortality

>1. Time manipulation
>2. Ability to resurrect the dead to the prime time of life
>3. Being immortal at my current age

1 - Tits
2 - Timestamp
3 - GTFO

Bitch

- immortal
- time control
- family immortal too

get

1. I want to win the grand prize powerball
2. I want N to love me
3. I want a 2016 presidential candidate worth voting for

AIDS
Hepatitis
Cancer

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice

double trips demands it