Story time Cred Forums
It's just a normal day for Mr. Blue, walking from the bus stop after leaving work he stands under an old lamp post. In his briefcase, he has some paperwork, a stapler that he stole, and a jar of mayonnaise.
Dubs decides
To any newfags: We don't need to focus on just one person. Use the details in the picture to your advantage, get creative.
become master race by painting self with mayonnaise
He goes up to the homeless person and offers Mayonnaise
Also, bump for good thread
Mr green rapes Mr blue as Mrs red exits the store.
He hears the woman screaming:
>"Get this filthy nigger off me!"
so he decides to crack some nigger's skull.
roll
rolll
rolling
eyyyyyy
Kek this.
get the paintbrush ready op
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'urry
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After painting ourself with mayo, let's walk down the alleyway. Perhaps we'll be set upon by fluffies.
Maybe we'll run into an anthro-fem fluffy? A deliciously needy one ... mmmm ...
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What a waste of dubs.
is this Glendalough?
He draws the Mona Lisa with the mayonnaise on a wall. Some people come and look at him disgusted
>t. pic related
Nice thread OP
Wow a Minotaur
fuck you are a slow cunt
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Shit on the pavement outside the store.. Blacky will slip on it on the way out and the cops will come and shoot him
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>Suddenly Trump arrives in his limo, waves a 45 out the window an you.
>"Get in faggot, you're gonna help me pop a cap in Clinton's ass!"
Well, it seems like this art is half decent, so be patient. I know I can wait for good shit.
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Fuck yes
Mr blue draws mayonnaise with mayonnaise on a wall and then draws a picture of the wall on his paperwork with mayonnaise
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In spite of the potential epicness of riding around in a limo shooting people with Trump, I'm rerolling for this:
suddenly a talking train fucks him in the ass
"people"
Here we go, take your time OP
implying he's not going with the first set of dubs
Tired of having any form of self dignity, you take out a jar of old mayonnaise from your briefcase and lather yourself up with it. Not having eaten in two days, Mr. Green wets his lips at the sight of the dripping miracle dressing.
OP won't deliver, abandon thread
*sigh*
No sexi times with a fluffy Basil tonight.
Fine. The random number gods hath spoken.
OP! GET OUR FAGGOTY MAYOIZED ASS IN THAT LIMO!
beautiful OP thank you
fuck you fag
ITT OP is a faggot and doesn't deliver even though all he has to do I draw.
Fuck
Took you long enouth mang
30 minutes to draw that. OP you need to reassess your life
Kek
OP is an hero
The End
Trump limo is next anons, sit tight. Content will be delivered.
I, for one, am willing to wait.
This could be epic.
lolololololol
I did it
Now we wait
This guy gets it
present dripping cock to Ms. Red.
Ignore Mr. Green vehemently
Stop replying to people and get drawing OP
The guy in the alley comes out and starts licking you.
Homeless guys tongue punches your anus
I'm not OP, I'm here to respond to you guys for OP. Also, to watch a great story unfold.
Fuck
We gonna be here a while boys
Could you an hero for OP and speed things along a little?
Do you want it done quick or do you want it done right.
In OP and his bitch's defence, Rome wasn't built in a day.
This. Also go to store and buy all the mayo
Do it right. Well keep the thread up with me-mes
Traditional draw-quest routine is to wait for OP to post a pic, then try for dubs. First dubs = next action, with the rest being wasted until the cycle begins again with another drawing.
OP has wiggle room of course, if something really cool comes up.
Anyway, we need to wait before pelting OP further with dubs.
Quicker than Rome please.
Reroll
Reroll again
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In a moment, seemingly from nowhere, a limo pulls up to you on the sidewalk. The window rolls down and you see none other than Donald Trump himself.
What is that?
Zomg that's fuckin' perfect Cred Forums style art.
GET IN THAT LIMO!
I get what you mean, I've done photo shop Tom Hanks on an island threads before and it's very easy to get overwhelmed with dubs.
Non for ages then BOOM!
Also willing to do one after if anybody's interested?
Also not OP I'm not as slow as this faggot.
This and the limo is full of tubs of mayonnaise
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Rolling
THANKS OP
EMBRACE THE TRUMP
Shit,
This was me, I want D Trump to butt fuck him in the limo.
15 sec later and that would have been so perfect.
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You suddenly see 12 horses they are all different colours and sizes wearing multicoloured armour. There's exactly 86 triangles and 54 squares in the background (I will count) there's also a giant spider weaving a web
Gonna reroll mane
Can I stop getting FUCKING DUBS!
Now he mayo lubes his shitter and tounge punches his asshole.
Once more
OK one more roll
Pls dubs
Pls
I give my dubs to this guy.
Thanks bud
No worries.
Prof of exchange.
Upon entering the limo with the all powerful Tonald Drump, you feel an organic probe enter your rectum, not really giving a shit, you just stand there for a moment. Letting the stretch as far as it can inside you realize that nobody wants to swing this way, you try to get away, but you get hooked onto it. Now dragging Mr. Green with you outside of the door, you drive away as Trump rambles onto you about China and Mexico.
Well well. Time is a tickin'
Next pic please faggot.
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Got any more? 10/10
Keep it alive!
Shit!
Didn't even notice I gon dun dubs again!
I will give them to anybody with an idea I like and it will be signifed by replying with this image.
fuck you kek, fuck you!
X2
You just can't stop yourself can you?
Awh sheit
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fuck you
Well I do belive that was keks reply.
I'll just stop replying.
Dam'it, if that was dubs I would have creamed my pants.
It's a coming guys, so keep your panties on.
Is anyone gonna post an idea and i'll give them a lolli?
Yea we waited long enough, no need to prolong the story
>It's a coming guys, so keep your panties on.
No.
>>>It's a coming guys, so keep your panties on.
>>No.
>Yes.
Degenerate, kill yourself
Hurry the fuck up OP, you shit CUNT!
Honestly I'll do a dubs island story if anyone wants?
Dear ol' Donald thinking he can do whatever he likes has the bright idea to speed past all the competition on the road. This catches the attention of the cops. A car chase ensues, the limo driver, over his head, faints at the wheel causing a spinout. The limo rams into a gas pump causing a huge explosion. Donald, oh my Donald, if only your hair had been longer, nothing could touch that head of hair.
Out in the distance you see a figure, it's Mr. Blue, still dripping in mayonnaise. Nothing could ever cut through that fine layer of lard. Now Mr. B will travel the land, looking to help others on their endeavors. Perhaps we shall see him again.
This thread.
Link it, please
Da fuq is wrong with me?
I could have wrote a novel with all these dubs!
What a waste.
You beautiful little cunt!
I'm just glad it's not me this time.
Yea I'll fire up photo shop pal, give me a sec.
give me 30 minutes
Link faggots!
I just can't stop getting dubs tonight!
mr. blue fucks a tranny and regrets it after he cums and takes his anger out on a unsuspecting possum
rollin
>Gives me shit about taking time.
>Doesn't roll.
>Fuck you fag!
Roll.
A novel about a tremendous faget, an autobiography