Newfag story bread? Newfag story bread

Newfag story bread? Newfag story bread.

>be me
>2~3 yrs ago
>heard about Cred Forums from iFunny greentext screenshots
>decide to check out Cred Forums
>surprised to see porn bc I thought Cred Forums was just a place for tard stories and other greentexts
>after finding nothing but porn, I decided to tell a tard story from when I was 13
>wrote it in iPhone notepad
>after shortening it several times it finally sent
>waited for responses
>no responses
>thread 404s
>newfag me thinks someone reported the thread bc they thought I was 13
>repost thread this time clearly specifing my current age (at that time)
>no responses
>thread 404s
>think Cred Forums banned my ip
>didn't go on Cred Forums for a few months when my family switched internet providers
>check Cred Forums and see threads 404ing
>still didn't realise that that was something they just did
>write long post about how there was a group of people mass-reporting threads causing them to 404
>called newfag 1000 times
>mfw

So user, what was your newfag / first experience on Cred Forums?

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Deja vu

Reported for being a newfag

13, 2~3 years ago. Underage b&

got banned by putting email on email field, 4-5 years ago

I posted it 2~3 years ago, not I was 13 2~3 years ago.

>be me
>posted spider porn
>one user enjoyed it
>kept posting
>got dubs
>stopped posting
2 months ago
>inb4 oldfag

i once failed a triforce.
but never again.

Post your green text that 404'd twice.

I fell for one of those "put this in your namefield to do fucknows" and got permabanned (this was back in 2007/8 I think)

I thought it would be hilarious to post the triforce on facebook.

I probably also posted a "stop_music" post to stop the occasional troll music.

Lemme guess, it was eval

>be me
>learn about Cred Forums around 10 years ago from general web browsing
>learn that Cred Forums is the rotting, fetid asshole of the internets
>thought fuck it, let's go have a look
>lurk for a couple of days
>"this is just porn and pictures of dicks"
>end up lurking for a couple of months
>went down to a couple of chanology protests when they started up for the lulz
>still lurking Cred Forums

let me tell you, Cred Forums was never good

I've been in Cred Forums like 3 months. I got banned for raiding lol

I've looked up tutorials that have to do with the alt-codes and stuff, and I've followed them correctly, yet still get a failed triforce.
Lemme try one now:

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And still youre lurking here. Just image what could you achieve if you could use that hours of fun on Cred Forums to work on a project

eh, it's not like i get home and i'm straight on Cred Forums, i usually lurk for an hour or two when i'm bored

y'know, in between the little projects i like to work on

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like i said, never again.

Rule 33

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haha. yup. best advice for anyone on Cred Forums.

teach me your ways pls

this, there was still repetitive threads, just different content.

>I probably also posted a "stop_music" post to stop the occasional troll music.

youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA


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did i do it?

jesus fuck, were you around for all the fucking anontalk spam?

and the fucking GODLY LUCK threads. christ.

>2-3 years
you´re still a newfag

I was banned for clicking on and "being part of" a raid thread

The thread already had over 200 posts and I to read much of it even know what the fuck was even happening. Got banned from posting for 3 days. Fuck these new mods.

Yes, but I'm not a newfag newfag

Trust me, you're the newest of fags

So wait. You're like 16 17?
Under age b&

lurk moar, faggot

Yes, pretty sure it was that!

Congratulations!

- Trips Fairy


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FTFY

Lurk more, faggot. Fucking newfags

Nothing, I lurked for a year and a half until I wasn't a faggot kid like you.