>be me >2~3 yrs ago >heard about Cred Forums from iFunny greentext screenshots >decide to check out Cred Forums >surprised to see porn bc I thought Cred Forums was just a place for tard stories and other greentexts >after finding nothing but porn, I decided to tell a tard story from when I was 13 >wrote it in iPhone notepad >after shortening it several times it finally sent >waited for responses >no responses >thread 404s >newfag me thinks someone reported the thread bc they thought I was 13 >repost thread this time clearly specifing my current age (at that time) >no responses >thread 404s >think Cred Forums banned my ip >didn't go on Cred Forums for a few months when my family switched internet providers >check Cred Forums and see threads 404ing >still didn't realise that that was something they just did >write long post about how there was a group of people mass-reporting threads causing them to 404 >called newfag 1000 times >mfw
So user, what was your newfag / first experience on Cred Forums?
got banned by putting email on email field, 4-5 years ago
Owen Carter
I posted it 2~3 years ago, not I was 13 2~3 years ago.
Joseph Baker
>be me >posted spider porn >one user enjoyed it >kept posting >got dubs >stopped posting 2 months ago >inb4 oldfag
Logan King
i once failed a triforce. but never again.
Robert Flores
Post your green text that 404'd twice.
Nolan Sanders
I fell for one of those "put this in your namefield to do fucknows" and got permabanned (this was back in 2007/8 I think)
I thought it would be hilarious to post the triforce on facebook.
I probably also posted a "stop_music" post to stop the occasional troll music.
Samuel Garcia
Lemme guess, it was eval
Nathaniel Myers
>be me >learn about Cred Forums around 10 years ago from general web browsing >learn that Cred Forums is the rotting, fetid asshole of the internets >thought fuck it, let's go have a look >lurk for a couple of days >"this is just porn and pictures of dicks" >end up lurking for a couple of months >went down to a couple of chanology protests when they started up for the lulz >still lurking Cred Forums
let me tell you, Cred Forums was never good
Landon Rogers
I've been in Cred Forums like 3 months. I got banned for raiding lol
Zachary Collins
I've looked up tutorials that have to do with the alt-codes and stuff, and I've followed them correctly, yet still get a failed triforce. Lemme try one now: ▲ ▲▲
Oliver Peterson
And still youre lurking here. Just image what could you achieve if you could use that hours of fun on Cred Forums to work on a project
Gabriel Phillips
eh, it's not like i get home and i'm straight on Cred Forums, i usually lurk for an hour or two when i'm bored
y'know, in between the little projects i like to work on
Ryder Lee
▲ ▲ ▲ like i said, never again.
Nathaniel Baker
Rule 33
Kayden Smith
ßß▲ ▲ß▲
Parker Sanders
haha. yup. best advice for anyone on Cred Forums.
Luis Cooper
teach me your ways pls
Joshua Sanders
this, there was still repetitive threads, just different content.
Aaron Reed
>I probably also posted a "stop_music" post to stop the occasional troll music.
jesus fuck, were you around for all the fucking anontalk spam?
and the fucking GODLY LUCK threads. christ.
Gabriel Cruz
>2-3 years you´re still a newfag
Oliver Ramirez
I was banned for clicking on and "being part of" a raid thread
The thread already had over 200 posts and I to read much of it even know what the fuck was even happening. Got banned from posting for 3 days. Fuck these new mods.
Jacob Mitchell
Yes, but I'm not a newfag newfag
Jonathan Powell
Trust me, you're the newest of fags
Aiden Gomez
So wait. You're like 16 17? Under age b&
Jackson Jenkins
lurk moar, faggot
Bentley Hall
Yes, pretty sure it was that!
Zachary Brown
Congratulations!
- Trips Fairy
Carter Hernandez
▲ ▲▲
Jonathan Perry
FTFY
Ian Allen
Lurk more, faggot. Fucking newfags
Josiah Russell
Nothing, I lurked for a year and a half until I wasn't a faggot kid like you.