Waifu claiming thread

Erica claimed

Red Furry

cut me yuno

well maybe not today, that razor blade webm gets me out of the mood

Seriously. Eat a dick and choke hard. If you're gonna treat people like that its no wonder people kill themselves when they meet you.

So what are you up to? ^^

Illyasviel claim

Question for the thread: will you miss the warmth of summer, or are you excited for the cool of fall?

Ran is best 2hu imo.
Who's your favorite 2hu?

youtube.com/watch?v=bzXlbx2bM7s

youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4

Hey babe.

You can do anything if you will it hard enough. Everytime I look at my alarm I want to cry from tiredness

Watching some youtube and looking at some cars.

We could maybe play Terraria. I don't know if other Alice has it or not
Just playing some Terraria at the moment actually.
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Cancer I claim cancer as a waifu

What's a waifu?

>Hey Mai is posting a normal so-
>Nightcore

Oh.

You need to seriously fuck off

>Who's your favorite 2hu?
How is that even a question?

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Hey there! It's another 2hu! How are you?
Sorry, I glossed over your post. Forgive me?

Rogue-likes and indie games, infact. What I mean by Rogue-likes are games like The Binding of Isaac and Dwarf Fortress. I play quite a few RPGS and enjoy them

Alice Margatroid claimed.

you are a waste of skin who ignores people for no reason disgusting trash bag of a human being just die

Going for both, I see. I think it's good.
Now it really depends on the execution. It should be a twist but it shouldn't be completely out of your ass.

Nice feet

wanna fuk? ^.^
nice feet

>What's new pussycat
>normal song

>Dubs
>Nice feet

What's left to desire? Nothing.

Oh, cars? Lookin to get a new ride or just browsing/dreaming?

Question of The Thread:
What is your favorite thing about your waifu?

>She's cute and a loli

You're right. Best 2hu is obviously Dan Gheesling.

That is not how you threat people u living failure u.u

I will cut stripes of your skin and pour salt on the wounds

Only if you have a wolf knot. Holo needs the real thing.

I see what you guys were on about earlier lol

Just looking around right now.

Well, it would've been more normal than what you post usually :^)

And how's that going? What armor / weapons you got? Or are you using that other character that was already pretty geared up?

HE POSTED IT AGAIN THE MADMAN

Calamity-masu'd

my fav thing about esdeath is when she is standing over alices corpse

you are not aloud to spek to him anymore!

She's an adorable gun who goes pew.
Nice, I'm gonna have to look into getting a car in a year or two, my current one is dying on me and it'd be a pain to fix. Plus I just want somethin new.

Who has the shoop of that animal pouring wine in the nice kitchen?

>tail
>ears
>redhead
>has confidence and a lot of wit

Hi Ran!

Lewd!

I'm stuck in Japan again, so I now have something to watch!

>Ran
>Rong

I might forgive but I will never forget.

Post lewds bb

My waifu

>Controlfreak.jpg

What do you have right now?

Her love for Dr. Pepper. Or the fact that she understands what she writes on her whiteboard unlike me.

ha im submissive i cant be

Her happiness.

is Megumin considered a loli?

I don't really know what my favorite thing about sachi is
I just love everything about her
oh
never mind then (・ω < )

I'll wake you up with this truth
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Binding of Isaac, I haven't played that before. I hear good things about Dwarf Fortress though
My favourite thing about Alice is that I can kind of relate to her in some ways
I'm still using the one from before. Starting over when I haven't even finished things seems like a pain
Never!

nice
i love Allison Janney

And yet you tell people they can't talk to each other

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
This is REAL music.

Stuck in Japan eh?
Well at least you've got Upotte!~
Got an old hand me down chevy blazer, good car, I like it a lot, its just got a ton of miles and a ton of problems, its got a few leaks that we can't seem to find and some problems with the breaks, break to hard and the car shuts itself off. Also the key can be removed from the ignition while the car is running.

Hawt

haha she relates to you alice mus be one hell of a failure then i bet she will die at 25 from a drug overdose like you haha

Lulz your mother had a really hard time when she had to choose to keep either you or the afterbirth :3

She's probably going to die within the next 2 chapters :(

...really?

You are such a fucking memer.

W-well now that I think about it one of those Bad Dragon sheath things would work. . .

She dresses warm and is friendly and easy to talk to, but isn't afraid to take care of herself and those she cares about.
She's also adorable.

What RPGs do you think are really good?

I like Alice because I can relate to her so much.

That sounds like a blazer. What kind of car you looking for?

I claim Kyouko

soundcloud.com/pigeonsodomy

Well with this truth unearthed I'm never going to sleep so you won't have to wake me up

These quads say otherwise

youtube.com/watch?v=YfRgvfruhPo

I fucking luv her.

lul so randumb XD

>This is REAL music.

Can't disagree with that.

wait who are you from the discord i only told them today i was a failed abortion its ran isnt it ran dont go agiants me

hahaha

for the good of us all rubes love you

Opinions on this?

youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA
#Hillary2018

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annie may sounds nice
Thats lewd you furry

Breddy gud 2hu 2/HU.

It was essentially new. It had a table, a chair and a forge.
I really enjoyed one called Kingdoms of Amalur. It wasn't immensely popular I don't think, but I enjoyed it rather a lot
Once the truth has been learned, you can never unlearn it
Those aren't quads! I would defy the gods anyway

I'm gonna leave so Edgelord calms the fuck down. He clearly needs a breather.

Humanity is lucky you're too fucking retarded to get away with murder.

Honestly I'd let you dominate me any day, get your fat tits out of that sexy top and let me suck on those hot juicy nipples. Give me my satisfaction so I can masturbate some more you fucking slut

>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Oh shit I think you just blew this whole thing wide open

Calm the fuck down dude

It will be alright

dont leave you giant pussy fight me stop running away or kill yourself and satisfy me

ha you dont know me

I'm not going to stop talking to someone I genuinely like because you dislike him

>essentially new
>had all the things necessary to get TOP TIER equipment
Alice... that isn't fair, and you know it~

I am not that person

I came here to tell you that next time i see you bring your filth into my friends' threads i'll start searching 4 your home to wear your skin ^.^

I'm going to take a break and work on some honework. See you all later

Well you offered first, Mr. Hypocrite.

You're are transparent.

Dunno yet, I want an SUV cause I like the visibility, I also need something with a stiff accelerator and a tight steering wheel, I tried out my friend's Ford Escape the other day, that fucking light accelerator pad kills me.

Ugh, you all remember when I was drunk last night and saying I felt bad for Esdeath? I retract that.

Listen. You are only making yourself more upset by doing this, not letting it out. Just relax

but i was wearing 20 layers of irony :^)

ha psychopath

what!

>You're Are
You okay there friend? You a bit tired?

Are you role playing or are you actually autistic? I'm new and can't tell yet.

Urge to search 'Esdeath getting dominate' on Google rising.

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I downloaded MWO ... but now I have a 13(!)GB download before I can play

But I want that booty

you should've been on the discord this morning

Most SUV's dont have that much ass behind them. But you should try out a chevy tahoe.

I already saw you there! Now i know your name

I'll chop off that expression from your face once i'll get at your doorstep

oh so funny see human think its funny to hurt people like crazy insane mongrels

Oh hey Rory

Hey eru

wew lad

Real funny, isn't it

:v)
can i get a hug?

You guys really can't tell that Esdeath is doing this on purpose?
Jesus fucking christ.

wait so its ok for you to go psycho but somehow im the bad guy haha

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Oh a Fran ^^
Oh it looks nice. Will check out. I do like some of my Blazer's quirks though.
>Be me and friend
>Driving to her place
>Put hand on key
>"What are you doing?"
>Pull key out of ignition
>Car is still running
>She's freaking out
>Start laughing and put key back in
She was mad at me.
Wut

Wat?

I direct you to
If it's fake, he's really dedicated

Pic related.

I can't sleep.. I'll be reading some manga.

Lets hope that doesnt cause a big problem.

That's pretty good.

kek.

>you are a furfag
>remembers Esdeath fetishes

I merely know you but i'm tired to see your avatar into my friends' threads

The threads i'm talking about are clearly not these ones u.u

Chen?

Not saying it's fake. Saying he likes it when people call him names, insult him.
Masochism.

Nice meme.

i have no idea who you are and i dont know why you are bothering me i have no reason to hate you i want alice but sirpussalot ran away

Not in that one. But what I saw posted is glorious.
Wew
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Hey. So much Pathfinder over the last week and this weekend.

Meh..

Yus. Just keep clear of the tail.

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I honestly like it more black and white.
I don't know.

Hey sexy, how about that handjob? You are 18 right? Good. Just keep your mouth shut because the shit that comes out of you will make my parents think you're 13

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Someone post the screencaps, we want to see him humiliate himself again!

kek.

Oh yeah, I colored it just because I'm bored.

I don't think it will, but it was pretty funny. The nice part is that even though it can do that, the car can't be started with a screw driver, its even a bit difficult to start with the key, but I know a trick to starting it.
>I even had to do it for the mechanic one time during an oil change

I already explained you why u waste of oxygen

Visit my friends' threads one more time and you'll get a new bed below the surface :/

kek

How are you?

Odd picture

Nice!

Listen to me!
Why won't you let me try to help you?

*hug*

Pic related is my favourite, the level of degeneracy speaks volumes about the autism levels.

what thread? discord? Cred Forums if you are from my dicord than stop being an user pusy

Keep in mind he said those things after I said he was acting like a child

No one appreciates snakes around here.

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I'm so glad I pushed him to tell the story.

I'm right here

And did you see
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I want a car that has an audio jack so I don't have to mess with my CD player all the time. What kind of cars do you like?
Pretty good, got my student loan disbursement, which means I've got gas money!

What is waifu?

Snakes are nasty

It was a top fuckin kek.
Waifu is a meme.

I have no idea if this is lewd or...

I need more Ruby x Rory. Rory a qt

I do~

Do i look to you like one of your faggo...ups...meant to say friends on discord?

>esdeath
>letting people help him
That won't happen.

Snakes are inherently Chaos Worshipers. Heretics, all of them.

Sweet Merciful Jesus is Edgeboy being autism again? I hit the party just right.

Oh shit fam I just got a hug

What do I win?

>Chen
>not being a jerk

That won't happend

It does happen.

a hug :3
Ok chen

your going to die furfag

ok?

Im looking at a ford and some chevy vans and cars. And maybe a buick.

Hella!

Sneks are good

But he needs it

Why won't you listen to me!

Everyone dies eventually.

I know this. And I've tried to help him multiple times, but he won't listen.

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QOTT: Who has the biggest ego of /waifu/?

Nice, sounds pretty good.
Yeeaa boiiii! Holla holla get dolla!~

How has your day been?

Oh God I nearly forgot about that.

Me.

well alice is gone to his gay cave to hide so ill be back when he is

Miia's pretty rad. I'd fuck her snek hole.

I'll make him

Spend it on hookers and blow

That she is.
Then he obviously proved you right.
DnD 5e last Saturday, Pathfinder last Sunday, this Friday night and all day Sunday. All the wew.

>cheating on whorebo
Furry heretic scum
no one
everyone in /waifu/ is perfect

Can I trade it in for a coupon or something? I'll even take some war bonds. . .

So far so good, studied most of the day though.
What about you love?

T-That's lewd!

Don't look at me like that. It's too cute

Hey Ran

So you guys aren't discussing your waifus?
What do you discuss?

Why do you have a female avatar if you are a male?

Are you really that much of a basement dweller? I'll have to bring a crowbar with me to tear the wooden planks and access your lair and then use it again to tear your teeth from your jaws

But i hurt his feelings, so he justified it somehow

Hey Suika

>No steal

Things.

what are you doing?

No you see it's a three-way.

no
you could trade it for a better waifu
most people just circlejerk discussing their lives and music and shit

Just about anything really. Sometimes it can be about waifus other times, its about irl stuff

>No steal
What do you mean~?

Hella!

Oh, play a rogue in 5e, they are stupid strong

What's this about lewd times?

Threatening you u.u

Hell yeah bro. Boats and hoes.

No such thing

Apparently my friend was having a bad time because she's trying to break connections to this guy. Had to cheer her up because she was sad and all.

>playing minecraft
So Edgedeath isn't the only autismo

reason being?

Aw shit a gun. Whats happening?
Probably because you lead a life of heresy.

I want you to be my little slave boy.
I'm a girl btw so its not gay

Penny

That was a different Holo. This is my first day posting here.

post pic then

Because i hate you u.u

No.

that makes it even worse
have you tried cutting off her tail and ears?
>whorebocaust
he's a polish kurwa with a furry waifu its only natural

You finally lost your virginity?
Good job, I'm real proud.
>Koume

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