ITT: Your childhood toys/nostalgia

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holy fuck I had this!

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Holy fuck I haven't seen or thought of this in years....wow...

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I was a brony before "bronies" were a thing...

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They were popular in japan as well for some reason

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hahahaahaha holy shit that filename

great soundtrack

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am I the only one?

Sonic the Hedgehog causes autism

sure is, great game

Duuude I still have a whole box of that stuff up in my attic. Best. Shit. Ever.

>Playmobil
This was my favorite vehicular toy of all time

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Kinda like bragging that you flew to Zaire and got gang fucked by a tribe of chimps in 1974, well before the rest of America had a chance to fill their ass up with HIV?

was expecting it to end in a gaping butthole

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>1997
>late week night
>supposed to be sleeping
>turn on genesis
>play games
>get ready for bed
>forget to turn down volume because of those modulators
>SHSHWHSHWHWHSHWHSHWHWHSHW
>dad runs in
>beats ass

ah fond memories.

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I used to sit on the bumps at school assembly to stimulate my perineum

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Y r u post pitcher of my schoolyard toilet friend?

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My friends and I used this as a bomb when we played with our bb guns. I think that's what got us into counter-strike lol

We used this as a paddling pool as children then it later became our cat's litter tray

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Why did yo-yos get so popular in like 96?

Fuckkk i dont know what got me more excited: a new issue of zoobooks, a new card for my wildlife treasury, or new shit for my sweet pickles bus.

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This commercial was on Nickelodeon non stop

youtu.be/YRF4gD-cnbY

This game was probably shit. My mum was never impressed when I wanted to play it.

After the epilepsy scare of the 90's (remember that? acid rain too) my mom confiscated genesis for 2 weeks because she thought it would "give me epilepsy" until my dad intervened. I hate scientifically illiterate people to this day.

Good question.
btw those yo-yos with a "brain" that return automatically? never worked for shit.

Der Juden Machine

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>not sitting at the end and slapping the flap things on the underside

Always wanted one of these as a kid, instead I was ironically gifted it when I was 18, it was pretty shit.

the color palette of the 1990's

For about two years (96 and 97) they seriously challenged hacky sack as the go-to activity for dudebro fags and skater posers.

>this is me with my uncle
>when i was 7 he shoved a sharpie in my pooper
>this is what my childhood was like

Found one of these in a field the other day, completely forgot about how much they were used in old P.E lessons, but i don't really remember what for.

wtf did we do with em?

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YESSSSSS! All of these! :)

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my first ever lego set. I was jealous of my friend who had the bigger castle set and pirate ship

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These were popular ~ 1998

Fuuck. Somewhere at some point.

K'nex was pretty dope.

But after building this massive fuck there wasn't really anywhere to put it.

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Yesss still have mine I think, different scenery

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We used these to make guns

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youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0

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Sams Club?

Why the name sasha grey?... I know what they do Im just a bit of a slow user...

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Get on my level

the commercials for this were epic

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Duuuuude, holy fucking shit my best friend/next door neighbor always had parts of this shit.

>dem yellow deflectors

friend of mine has that in his garage still.

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I had a nice finger box

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HOW DID YOU KNOW MY EXACT FAVORITE DINOSAUR TOY

Foot torture for kids

These too. I always felt bad because it was so loud, and I thought I was wasting a whole bunch of money on electricity. The ones with the wheels to push them forward.

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Grandfather gave me his old .22 when I turned 12. Used to spend all summer shooting it in the backyard (we had a big property)

Thanks bro, you brought back memories for me.

Yep, it's the Redneck psycho pack,

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i used to love putting this pos together, then take it apart cause no friends

TFW you will never have set like this

And this. I put fire ants in it and they went to work. They died when I put a cheeto in, thinking they'd view it as dessert. I felt bad for wasting money again.

We had this game on our school computer!

I had one but his "club" broke off. He still lives in my parents attic

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I keep forgetting the fucking pictures.

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honestly, the show was gay, but the toys were pretty cool

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Can never forget about these bad boys.

My first wheels. I still remember my dad burning it in a bonfire ;_;

Okay so Cred Forums is predominantly male, did any of you play with "girls" toys?

I guess its less lame for a girl to play with the boys toys, often that shit was cooler.

Polly pocket ice rink was pretty good. I'm looking at this crap now and being astounded that this was ever entertaining.

this was my favorite toy me and my pals would always play with this together ALWAYS!!!!

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LEGOS

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I found out that Polly pocket had the same scale as Mighty Max toys so I could combine them and play with my sister

This He-man nigger car in combination with hamsters.

I had one like that! holy nostalgia

We called the bristle blocks!

Everyone said you could make babies if you had two and put them in water and shit
>tfw i believed it as a child.

I'd still play it today, I found the box but no disc.
The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis if you ever wanna relive it.

also what is up with their taste in pizza, most of em don't even want cheese on it, that is not pizza.

I get so nostalgic for my youth when one of these could put me in a state of nirvana for hours.

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Omg

You made my day

Yeah that was a classic, did you ever see those garbage digital finger boxes?

reminded me of these army ants things

There was another toy back then where you rubbed the hologram on the chest to reveal what side they were on, if anyone remembers but it might of been a type of transformer but I think it was something alittle different, smaller.

I used to lob them at my ceiling and they'd stick and slowly fall off and it left marks on the ceiling and my parents were not happy.

I was one classical little lower class faggot.

Got this for xmas from one of my uncles back in the day and I forgot about it til I saw the AVGN review

Holy shit I totally remeber this. thanks for that nostalgia

kek, i still remember the smell of them.

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I remember that stupid fucking thing!

had that same fuckin thing

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these were Awesome on car antenna

wish someone would bring these back

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Anyone play with Corps back in the day?

Yo-Yos rose from the ashes of these

That's because you're supposed to wear shoes while using them, you stupid tard.

This was my favourite thing ever, my little nephew has my old one now from like 20 years ago and he loves it as well.

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Same here Cred Forumsro.
Hours doing that.

This pissing baby.
We fed it crushed up pringles with orange juice and clogged it's hole.

Bad parenting.

I did extra chores all summer once to save up for it, and my mom bought me one for working so hard

I spent the money on expansion packs for it. Damn, kids are missing out nowadays

gtfo with your ghetto GI-JOE knockoffs.

SO MUCH RED

Man i had that pog making kit as well and we'd just cut out bits of the argos catalogue and turned them into pogs lel.

No but when I turned 18 I played with that stuff IRL in Iraq and now for my trouble I can never play anything again which involves the use of two legs.

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I always wanted it every year i'd see the advert around christmas, my mother eventually bought me it and it was so hard to turn the handle thing on the back my dad had to do it, it was dogshit but looked amazing the ads as a kid.

Should have put your mouth on its puss and blow it all out like a real parent.

Kek'd

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These were the bees' knees when I was a kid. My brother and I collected them, and there were all sorts of different Aliens that were reminiscent from the movie.

Did anyone else collect bouncy balls?

I used to lose so many in the bushes and occasionally find them years later.

shit, member galoob?

I literally just had these out today for my niece

I saved all my lego and these fo r her

yoyos go in and out of style with every generation

You got the game fucked up if you didn't have the western fort set

They're smaller and more efficient now. Unlike Sasha Grey...

Dat rubbery smell

I used to get pelted with them and called names, but that was probably more of a personal experience

we used to play tag with them in gym class, literally winging them at each other as hard as possible

good times

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Toy with the most fucked up name of the decade? RING RAIDERS!

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And it starts going in the moment some jock with a dumb look on his face goes "Dude look at this video of a guy yoyoing" to his friends because some popsci channel mentioned him on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=vQHgzbezD6g

holy shit bro

Who remembers this? I Completely abused this fucker as a kid.

When I was 12 I had a bouncy ball that looked like planet Earth. In DT this dickhead took it from me and put it in a vise and crushed it until it was deformed and misshapen. I played it cool...

...then when I got home I cried.

nice to know they still use em today so kids can experience the same pain

Ho fuck! Used to play this with my grandma all the fuckin time!

No action men ?
I remember me and my brother had one each, my one was a nigger and it upset me.

I never had him, but I did have his enemy. He fought my various megazords many times.

So was Chris-Chan

haha i think i chopped up some crap ones just for the sake of it, it's horrid. I can't remember many specific ones, i remember quite a big eyeball one, that went to the bushes.

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Yes! I had the dog, and carried him around with me everywhere for a while until years later he finally sprung a very small leak :( . We had the "bad guys" too that you could pump their muscles up, haha.

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Wanted this for ages, adverts looked amazing, was quite shit.

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I played with this shit in the sandbox remaking desert storm as a kid.

Wait if you inflate the toy isn't that the opposite of a vacuum? I think the branders were high when they named this toy.

This motherfucker was 10x better than any shitty tamagotchi

Muscle figures, came in trash can. Loved them so much

Anyone else have the joy of playing this? Or am I too much of an Oldfag?

I still have this in my cupboard and it still functions. I dunno why i ever wanted it, it's horrible.

You don't inflate it, you suck the air out, which basically lets it stay stretched until you press a button that lets the air back in.

Vac-Man was accurate in its function.

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Did that have a glow in the dark skull? if so I remember it

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I must have been a weird kid. I had a shelf collection of porcelain animals that I'd collect and play with like regular toys. Every Friday my parents would go to Wal-Mart for groceries. If my brothers and I were good, they'd take us to the Dollar Store afterwards and we'd each get a dollar, and I would always spend mine on cheap porcelain animals O_o. I was always really excited when I saved enough money to buy a "nice" porcelain or crystal animal that cost like, $10-$20. You know, the ones advertised in crappy women's magazines (like my mom would get). I somehow got these things popular amongst my group of friends, and we would trade these cheap ass porcelain animals at school and give them as birthday presents and shit.

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This thing was 100% badass

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Still have one of these at my grandma's house, not sure if it was bought for my moms use when she was a kid (I guess that'd make it like 40 yrs old now).

Also this.

Motherfuckin Battle Beasts

That shit is ghetto plastic. Mine were die cast.

One of those "grans house toys"

When i got a bit older I made "porn hospital" and made dicks and stuff out of it.

and then a younger child who went to play with it next found my nsfw creation lel.

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lol I have him sitting on the table by me right now. Gave him to my niece. She loves it and watches the original power rangers.

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Yup and I miss purple shit

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I had soo much micro machines. I had plenty of military stuff who would fight the sci fi shit of star wars and star trek. Damn, I miss my childhood. I was happy back then.

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Oh shiiiiiit son! With the glow in the dark t-rex skeleton with the plastic skin!! Then when that was done - trading cards......

Fuck me this pic takes me back. Still got them all at my mum's house.

still have this in the shed. Reminds me of those halcyon days before muslim bullshit

This is genuinely soothing my brain

YES

You glorious bastard!

Today is my birthday and that memory of playing with these on the basement floor with brother was the best present I could get. Thank you user, you can come over and play Battle Beasts anyday!

When we moved out of the apartment I grew up in, there were literally seven million of these pink fuckers at the bottom of my closet and under every piece of furniture in my bedroom. My mom vacuumed them all into a shop vac and threw them away.

She later died of ovarian cancer, so I won.

Even the Ghostbusters can triforce

Bruh

issue 25 was the last issue I bought before discovering gay love and drum & bass

It was about scavenging dinosaurs that ate other dino eggs

Used these all the time in math class. I made stick figures out of them.

we were really poor. i used to fill up a sock with shit and play with it. it's called a "dirty charlie"

omg

... ah fuck it... I can't select all. Is it good or bad that I recognise every single item here. And have played with most. Shit. Best of all was the technodrome. I swear to God I could have walked over bodies to get my hands on it.

fuck yeah, and all the lions could transform into lion mode

hold shit I want this

Just got this one for my boy at a yard sale
>fuck yeah

Mah nigga

dat stahlhelm

They're called super balls faggot

Were you aware that it could kill you? despite the rounds being tiny/

implying this wouldn't instantly make you Führer in your school.

never thought i'd see this again

misstakes where made... Dear God I remember the excruciating pain when your toes would accidently pop out and get stuck in between the asphalt and the wheels.

LEGO should make a Homeworld style game. I love Blacktron & Space Police (they would kick Bionicle and "Town Lego"'s ass

had the blue one. also a red round one.

absolutely... always grew up around firearms and was taught to respect them.

Wasn't cleared off to shoot it solo until I had proven myself by being able to properly care for it, safely operate it, and be a half decent shot

you may have just been using it wrong.

your Dad deserves to fucking die. You should have pushed him in the fire and pin him down into it with a shovel.

I bought one of those for myself for xmas once because I tried to buy a ps1 and literally everywhere had sold out ;_;. Only got the psx in March

I had one of those and now I have a 3d printer. I always remember it when I print something awesome, the awe is very similar and nostalgic

He didn't burn it out of spite. He just didn't want to hire a dumpster. The grass on the lawn didn't regrow for 5 years because of the melted plastic

oh shit, i had that.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I remember this vaguely

is this not a thing anymore?

What does it do?

Mah nigga

I had a DMT trip like this minus the kids. I was in a rainbow dome and became superaware of all the times I made people sad ;_;

Played with mine the other day at my parents, had them out for my 6 year old.. =(

it changed colorrrr
red, green, white. was that it?

i would always write insulting words with them and leave them for the next person.

god, i was a dick.

yep had one too...

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brightens your day.

kekekekekekek

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Holy shit! Ralph Machio, Mr Miyagi and uh... Louis Scholnik action figures?

Me and my cousin playing tug o' war with stretch and cousin lets go. My head smashes off of the wall giving me the first of many concussions.

You bastard! How dare you post the greatest Mexican-noir video game ever made.

one of my friends nearly quit tumblr because she cosplayed as one of the characters from this and got abuse from sjw's for cultural appropration

At what age did you and your friends lose your virginities?

dammm all those memories

all those stores are owned by Pakistanis now ;(

Holy hell... fckn loved this and the other dinosaurs!!!!!! i got a hole in my head bcs of these but after that i loved them anyways!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=XofC4U9xZTQ

Played the first too but this song is nostalgia pure

I still fucking have that. Me and friends made it a drinking game.

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no "tfw" for you.

Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future
Powerjet XT-7
>your parents never loved you if you didn't have one.
>your life was pointless if you didn't play along with the show on the weekend.
My power-points were maxed the fuck out every week.

They still make these and have them in dollar stores and quarter machines

Hell yeah.
What are these called , I want one now.
Oh man the 25 cent ninjas.
Those were the shit but would wear out quick.
Man I use to remember tearing up the streets with this bad boy.

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RESCUE HEROES
AQUATIC RESCUE COMAAAAAAAAAAND
Rescue Heroes was my shit, I remember watching the cgi movie so many times that i could literally recite it by heart.

Yaaas, bargain bin at value city had 'em

>What are these called , I want one now.
I heard them being called "liquid motion toys"

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>What are these called , I want one now

Liquid Motion Toys

think I still have some somewhere lol.
I think I took a lighter to one of the vehicles to give it battle scars too.

May we have some more please

That bitch was fun , most pressure I had as a kid.
They would "sleep" and everyone wanted to do tricks , whoever had the most "brains" had the best yo-yo.
Shit was awesome running under it.
They were coo but never the same as the cartoon.
That carpet was the shit.
I did like a dumbass , thought it was cool to collect n bounce them like a dumbass or use them on a football table.

OMG you fucking reminded of so much haha, I used to go steal army men from the dollar store and then warm them over a lighter so I could reposition them and heated up nails to put bullet holes in some, and other shit to make my battle scenes more realistic

Damn the giga pets. They would always die on me.
Could never do much on it.

Anybody else have the old Crazy-Bones?

Shit was so much better and creative in the 90s. How did i turn into such an uninterested peice of shit.