Tom Hanks, the silly bastard!

Tom Hanks, the silly bastard!
He's only gone and got himself stuck on an island again.
What do?
Dubs decides.

learns to make rope ties rope to tree an hero

What would Cred Forums do?

He goes for a short swim in the ocean.

Bump.

Also, he shoves a coconut up his ass

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Tom Hanks enjoys doing back stroke because he is a faggot.

He eats raw fish, gets food poisoning and dies.

bitches appear from thwe forest

Shameless self bump

niggers and jews exit the forest tom proceeds to enslave the niggers and forces them to build gas chambers for the jews

Masturbate

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plsssss

OP rolling for this and preparing for this.

fashion a sex doll out of raw materials and cum in it

sucks his own dick

Make fire of course

Atleast he gets some form of nutrition

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winrar

Makes a friend named Wilson the coconut.