Hey there anons! i'm wondering how to live my life and fun shit to do...

when you decide to drop that weight the face will get skinny first. so cool. are you average height?
Do you work or are you independently wealthy?
I ask because you can't be a broke-dick. Ther are plenty of sugar mommas out there but it helps to have walking-around money.

i'm 6'1" and i still live with my mom but she just went through surgery so i don't have too much money but i have a pretty wealthy step-dad who might give me money

I'll get off of the getting laid thing in a sec. You should get your dick wet while you're 18 I think.

You're set then. Have car?

no don't have a drivers license, i have an eye problem so i might not be able to get one so i never tried

fuck forgot a pic again

Anyone know the best way to fuck an older woman?

Be prepared to have to entertain yourself. Play any musical instrument?
18. Oh to be 18 again. Whatever you don't cheat yourself with addictions. I wasted lots of time getting high.
Are you planning to go directly in to college when you graduate?

Best way to fuck an older woman?

yes. work at a place where they are. Church ain't it. Bars are sketchy because you will stick your dick in crazy or you will stick it in a gal with some HPV or worse.

probably with a penis

i can play guitar and just learning electric bass, and i might work for a year after i'm done i haven't really thought about what i want to go to school for yet.

get in a band, pronto.

Different 18 year old kid but don't quite have a job yet am currently searching. Like how the fuck do you even start a conversation with an older woman and how do you lead it to fucking? Maybe the gym?

Am actually working on that. Hot older women at venues?

and get in a band where you play guitar. so you are taking a break. get a job at a restaurant. a real one not cheffing at burger king. waitresses are prime older gal fucking grounds.

but sadly i don't know anyone else that plays any instruments and i live in a smallish town

My issue isn't the actual fucking of a woman it's the talking up to it you kno

waitresses. they have spending money and low expectations. my first lay was 20 years older than me, attractive, HAD TWO KIDS, and was DTF. I was a dumbass virgin and got laid on the regular.

no but lots of chicks fetishize band guys. oldest one in the book.

Like I have a fake ID should I just go to a bar? Lol

yes, and that is why i say get a job with them where you have to interact.

really that actually works? i thought it was a joke.

nuh uh. unless you want a high probablility of getting a sleaze. you can't tell in low light and when you are drinking. you can size up a co-worker all day long.

i married my wife who did that. luckily i got a marriage quality girl. still married 24 years later.

Give me like a simple example? Would you just say you look nice today or something like that? Does that kind of stir the fire?

She has herpes omg nice tits though

no sir. bar flys are not advisable. pick up lines are not advisable. "Hi" is the simplest opener and then ask about what it is they're drinking or you gotta get something going about the other bar patrons or something she's wearing or wait for some event. Or get the nards to ask to dance. I don't dance. I mean I did at 18 but drinking or drugging was involved.

also i should mention i have sucked a few guys off (including a 12 year old back when i was 15 and babysitting him) so i'd be cool knowing how to pick up twinks too

I fuckin hate dancing I just don't know what I'm doing with myself the whole time and just feel like really uncomfortable haha

me neither brother. dancing is a silly mating ritual. look at people dancing and imagine if there were no music. one of the silliest things humans do.

It's quite odd. They have silent discos here where I'm at lol

you're asking Cred Forums of all places how to live your life..
fuck you must be desperate

- Go outside
- Get fit
- Socialise
- Don't come on Cred Forums ever

and another thing; if you say hi to a girl in a public place PLEASE STICK YOUR HAND OUT to shake her hand. and don't limp shake her. no one wants to feel your hand. grip that shit.

Go to concerts pick up drunk chicks.

this too. its predatory but you have a chance. you have to try try try.

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i cannot imagine. the world has turned and left me here.

well user i'll have you know i do go outside, i'm trying to get fit, i try to socialize and i won't stop going on Cred Forums because it's a cool board

*Be Yourself
*Go Travel
*Live In Different Cities
*Focus On Your Health (Party & Smoke Weed At The End Of The Day)
*Make Friends (Good Friends) and Have Sex With Milfs
*Get College Done Early Even If It Sucks

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this too. you seem sullen though. dude asked a question in a forum. you think you're so badass lets hear your lies about how great you are.

This

these are good bullet points but he wants answers, not vague commands

I spent my 20s (and the rest of my life) working. Looking back, It's not worth it. Lose the weight, get ripped, fuck every girl you see

Commands are better than answers.

People don't listen to answers

Not OP but other 18 year old kid. Working on it. I gym every other day and have lost 6 pounds. Very hyped with this

this one is kinda cool. you will have to work for a living and do what you like is a good pointer.
I agree with it and if I can distill what he is saying into a bullet point:

Don't be shy. Be aggressive about what you want to do.

In the army maybe.

I don't listen to commands fag

Then you"ll end up like everyone on Cred Forums then

my final thougts fo ryou brother:

you get to decide what's fun to do for yourself.
get in a band that plays gigs.extroversion is sometimes bold and often fun.
try to avoid most drugs, they will make you a dullard eventually.
older gals are attainable and a far cry from today's low-priced meat.
Don't cheat yourself.
Don't be shy.

Good luck man.

Well no I don't listen to commands when I ask for advice don't be that guy user I respect commands when given but when I ask for something I do not wish to be commanded about it

and thanks for the milf pics

Thanks user I'm going to screen at this thread so I can follow everyone's advice and maybe share it with others

Wasn't a command faggot. It's a list

I don't have time to explain shit to you about life.

You'll end up still not listening anyone, and you'll end up being in the same place as you were in high school ten years later...

No problem user I'm just doing my part for the coumminty and my personal gain

OH NO ILL BE STUCK WITH A JOB MANY SKILLS AND A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA WITH A FEW FRIENDS OH THE HORROR