Be you

>Be you
>Be the kinda guy you are
>Own strange weapons for the lulz
>One day, zombies
>They come to your house
>Your weapon is ready for you
What is it?

A weapon to surpass metal gear

Blow pipe

..no bj jokes pls.

A sword/axe because blades don't need ammunition and I can put my Viking genes to good use.

"Viking Genes"
You mean, the inner muslim genes?

In this day and age, i strongly believe, this will be the most effective weapon.

This but with a suppressor

I recommend using a cat as the suppressor.

Muh 10mm plastic fantastic

Whoa, a dwarfen organ gun! Did you pick that shit up at the Karak?

Yo that's from Disney land

I would gladly lead a raid to take back the homeland from the mudslimes. Too bad I live in America and it would take a while to get a longboat there.

Didny worl

Thats something I dont understand, why do people call them Mudslimes on here and not Mudslugs?

In a perfect world? AA-12 fully automatic shotgun and a vest of semtex and shrapnel when they manage to take me down. Reality? Probably have to make do with a poker for the fire. /shrug. I'd probably make a better zombie than I did as a person.

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Projectile soda cans

By what way of projection?

15 inch vibrator

The rock it launcher from fallout 3

Is that a Nock gun? Looks familiar, just don't know what it is exactly

For fuck's sake I came here to post exactly that.

A pitching machine with dildos in it.

1 megawatt wrist-mounted laser and wolverine claws

This.

in a perfect world, 30-30 scoped carbine with an infinite bandolier, bullet proof vest for raider survivors, katana on my back, survival knife on one side and m9 on other and I would depart with a satchel of supplies (medicine, peanuts, water, bullets, ect.) enough for 2 people. if I met other trustworthy survivors we would stronghold in a factory with roof access and I would snipe zombies and eat peanuts all day

that's a glock?

holyshit they downsized serious

pneumatic of course

Compared to a full-sized Glock 17, the compact 10mm Glock is a bit stubbier but thicker

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Sword fighting crabs win everything.

You win.

Nothing can defeat the Crabs.

Kek
Underrated post

Ah,another mate playing postal
Good reference dear cheese!

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i've got a brand new $30 machete that i bought off a meth/heroin addict 50 yr old prostitute in vegas back when i was homeless.

this is not a lie or in any way exaggerated

>cat launcher

Cat-apult

Catapult?

yeah,that's the shitty pun...

NANOMACHINES, SON.

Just a table leg.

nunchucks made from pistols

Aww, I love gunchucks

These are all good suggestions.
Now, how would you defend your house before the horde arrived?

Mfw lobsters

I am now unstoppable

you said "cucks"

Oh fuck yes

Glock 20 for the win muh nigger

Also Glock 17 is a full-size 9mm. Glock 20 is full-size 10mm

My buttplug and HK G3.

>That gun
>RussianOverkill.WAD

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Random boards really bring out the autism in you faggots, doesn't it?

Those are lobsters, dumbass

>Wanting to remove the Islamic infection of Nordic lands is autism
Go back to le epik site

>Pretending his over-diluted Heinz57 bloodline is truly nordic.

Get a fucking job.

I'm at it right now faggot. Sitting comfy in my office while you have to look forward to going back to your wageslave shithole job tomorrow.

>Viking blood
>works office job

Congrats. You're now officially a delusional retard. The only thing you'll be doing is taking some antacid, some blood pressure meds, and watching the latest episode of "Once Upon A Time"

You're a real cool guy, Viking!