You Boner you Lose! The best thread

You Boner you Lose! The best thread

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At my age, if I boner it's an automatic win.

Enjoy your loss ;)

I've never won something harder in my life. Keep trying

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what was the point of reducing them if she was going to balloon back up

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put down the tortillas La Gorda!!

that site with all her pics is gone

Put down the tortillas, the fat?

kek

is she fucking serious? Like i get it you were considered the ugly duckling nerd in the show but cant u just look great and not look like a fucking slut parading around with your ass cheeks hanging out of your jeans that are cut all the fucking way

My phone froze for a second as she was pulling up her skirt, and I was afraid a cock was gonna pop out.

I was pleasantly surprised, and I lost to this.

Uncommon pepe

Why are you offended by that? What does it matter how she dresses?

More?

Moar plz

Roxanne?

You dont have to put on the red light

>ugly duckling
Faggot, she's always been way hot.

Jesus what do you guys are about her?

Are you americans so used to skinny blond girls with no tits and ass that the first fat girl with 6/10 tits and ass that you see is worshiped by you?

Fat face, fat body, typical fat girl tits ...

Get some better standards

This is why people talk about her, she used to be smoking

Jesus what do you are about making sense? Where are you from?

>being this homosexual

Meh.. She still has great skin but with her frame she looks better with a little extra weight

No, she looks perfect there. Shame she's gotten fat but I still would

Nah, I swear to god that where I live here in Brazil I can find dozens of better girls on my way to work.

And the image that brazilians girls are all hot is a lie of course. But yeah, Ariel would be considered 6-7/10 around here.

Lol no you wouldnt.. And youre allowed to have your own opinion... Even if its wrong

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she was a sexy underage actress and grew into a lovely young woman with huge tits whats not to loveee

>whats not to loveee
She hasn't done any nude scenes.

Ha, gay.

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I dont think anyone actually believes that "Brazilian girls are all hot" bullshit.. But to your other point i live in america and i see plenty of way better looking girls on my way to work too

wow, this is how she used to look? that body got rekt

Big boobs and a skinny body

Thats it

Her face is not impressive, very common.
And she is not even that curvy ... Which is the most important aspect on a woman's body.

Would rather have a chubby with more curves and smaller tits than a skinny girl with big tits and no curves

I am objectively right, she's deformed herself now Jamal

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I'm not going to say I wouldnt fuck her but jesus christ this broad is going to be a fucking blimp by the time she's 25.

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>she was a sexy underage actress and grew into a lovely young woman
>grew
You know where you are right? I think you answered your own question

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A lot of people believe in that.

I know because I know a lot of foreigners and they all say that brazilians girls are the best and blabla.

Big asses and tits are common around here, and thats pretty cool (Im a ass kind of guy), but pretty faces arent the best around here.

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t. obese chasing faggot

Youre objectively a virgin Dustin

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nice fever dream, but let's come back to reality

>getting a boner from someone whose skin color is the same as poo.

I know a lot of Brazilian people and they tell me that the tourists they know dont believe in that crap

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>le praise overweight women because it's all you can get post
protip: fat women want men in shape and will leave you in a second for a man with a fit body

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Look at this sad looking ass

If I tap that ass it would remaing bouncing like jelly for years.

She is on her twenties and her ass is already touching the ground.

But she is attractive for you guys?

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Youre just making shit up as you go along huh? Lol dude if you actually think that is fat youre either gay or attracted to girls like taylor swift.. Either way you really have no place in this conversation

was

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>check out my mixtape guys

>tfw all my subs are asleep

last i checked yes

>real women
If you're not a fat woman, you're an ugly faggot oozing desperation

>FAT BITCH WITH RUINED TITS
lol

Youve never touched a real ass and we all know it.. Go back to crying in the corner

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Average school girl here looks better than the revered Ariel.

Ass is way better, way more athletic and firm, way prettier face, not a fat whale, blue eyes.

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>i never said real women
Are you sure youre not describing yourself?

Lost....

This...

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If you think that her jelly ass is nice, you are the loner here, buddy

I feel the same way. Ariel is simply unattractive. She's only a step or two above ugly.

How so? Cause it seems to me being overly judgmental and picky would prevent you more from getting laid.. I dont see your logic here

Has anyone ever found a sauce on this?

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When her mom stopped spanking her ass, it took on a life of its own.

Whats her name?

only asshole i would consider eating

Who is this? Looks familiar...

All of my wuts

I've always wondered who this was for years and years.

ayy police

She looks like she found one move her boyfriend liked in high school and now it's the only thing she does.

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Save for those sausage legs and cankles, she's still a weird looking bitch. Does she have fucking elephantitis?

I love you

what am i looking at here?

Not OP but seriously... shes fat now. Just admit you dig the chub and its fine.

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I can have some better standards and still get laid.

Im sorry that you cant have the same privilege...

well meme`d friendo

More?

Then whats your excuse for not getting laid?

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Who is saying that im not?

whats her snapchat?

Im not gonna start a second conversation with your tardy ass.. Ill just refer you to this cause its basically what i would have said to you

how can you not love this ass

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Mooooaaaarrr

Lost!

Pretty much this whole conversation.. You sound like a virgin with a lot of pent up frustration who likes to blame the girls as the reason he cant get laid

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no fuggin way

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Mods! Clearly any faggots that boner to this adolescent shite is underage for b/
Do your thing

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sauce?

more of her?

GET THE FUCK OUT

this one

You need to lookup the fucking definition of a curve.
Pro-tip: All those women calling themselves curvy aren't. They're just fat.

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Sexy af

loss, sauce

hey guys why the fuck did Cred Forums shorten webm file size limit?

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It's Alison Angel

moar of her?

word...was going ask same thing

fuuuuuck. that chick in the middle.

Dear God, what fucking movie is that?

Yep i lost

No, absolute mom-ass

Did I show an example of a curvy woman? Did I describe one?

So why the fuck my definition of curvy is wrong, you fucking idiot?

Yes, I know how a curvy woman is. And Ariel is not.

fukken stileproject watermark

>dem feels ... it ... it ... it's been SOOOO long...

Than you dont know what curvy is lol

I would eat that chocolate shitter like an apple fritter.

well damn...

Fukkin' sauce please

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who else would love to have ariel for breakfast lunch and dinner

>The harpoons.

Wow, a million thank you's kind user. You're one of the good ones.

The trips of truth

And you sound like a virgin trying to defend your fat girl fantasy.

Dont need to prove you anything, but I have a girlfriend, already postes her photos here on Cred Forums, we have sex a lot, and she doesnt have a fat body like Ariel's that you jerk off to everynight alone in your bed

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Isn't that Alice Smack?
The porn star that looks pretty much just like her

Name?

She's way hotter than the modern family girl anyways

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gimme the sauce rn plzzzzzzzz

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Moar!!

Hhhnnnnnngggggg!!!

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>all women, everywhere, 4ever

show me this cunt's asshole

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who is this?

>we have sex a lot
>i make her big cums
Dude you are trying so hard right now lol

who is it?

Always lose when it comes to JJ

damn i've picked the wrong job.

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God I would let her cuck me

Oh shit Cred Forums

>Perfect
s/he got a name?

Oh fuck...gonna need more

And this is slowly turning into a cp thread. . O well ill just take the win and see myself out.. Goodnight kids i gotta get back to work anyways

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Who is this semen demon?

Need Sauce , so nope

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ulozt

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moar

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Lost hard.

Go google real dolls bitch.

Okay, what exactly am I fapping to?

The traps on this threat looks better than this bitch

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How recent are these pics? First time shes ever not looked super hot to me.

sauce?

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alright lost. Also, more?

who is it?

Hnnng

noice

Oh come on man, you know no one is into the inflation fetish. Keep that shit in .

tribute for sauce

Alright, I just fapped to a doll. I'll mark this as done on my list.

Bumb'n!

Guess you could say shes nice and waxed.

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who's this cummy clown?

Sexrobots will be the end of the Japanese race

wow

YES

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not if they can develop extra-uterine gestation and cloning shortly after the mass production of realistic loli-sexbots

stupid bitch

FUCK!

This looks like cp

Faggot, she was never hot

>ftfy

It's a doll you dipstick.

its a doll smart guy

sauce

samefag

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Ok ok shit

because in her prime, her ass was average at best...now she is fat

being this sexy without a dick in the mouth HOW

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Not same, learn how to trace..

Only could make it to here...

Bout to drop some fucking bombs up in this bitch

good.

fat mexican tits are best mexican tits

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samefag

Neon Demon, Brotendo

How old it is this bitch

Seriously?

Are you blind or a fag

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Jenkies!

You must be European..

too tubby and too much of a manly jaw, besides shes just too much of a PC, Lisa Simpson annoying cunt om MF.
dont find her attractive at all

isn't puberty going to stop at the right time and fuck her up, like it did to Chloe?

anyone have the gif/webm with a blond girl with ass turned towards cam in REALLY tight denim jeans? shes moving her ass in a mesmerizing way, its incest captioned

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Bump

Gross. Looks like you left her in the tub too long.

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what a fat, frumpy sack of shit...

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she's so into it

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Well then show us wtf

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fuck, I lost.
That caught me off guard.

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Ez

Sauce pls

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we come to take away yo white bitches

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sauce please?

Lost

wish I knew

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I rather do this shit than that

Now this is what I'm talking about
That ass...

Reverse image search doesn't pull up anything related to Alison. Sorry, it's likely not her. It pops up on a bunch of really weird directories though, with other things I can't post on Cred Forums

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>Bluehair
>Borderline obesity
Why am I not surprised

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oh yes
lost

what the fuck is sexy about some cunt sniffing her armpit, posing with terrible posture and making a close eyed autism face?

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Trolling THIS hard

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>fat
>6/10 face
>covers her face and looks away during cumshot
Seriously, what the fuck

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Sauce please

>>perfect
>s/he
Cancer.

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I would fuck her in the ass right now

She goes into full dab position just to avoid that

Who is this?

Me too

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nah, just a man of standards

Too soon