Waifu claiming thread

>Best fox claimu

>Ruby
I guess you're right about being an elitist oldfag. I'm too lazy to look in the archive for proof of that though.
>get along
Sure.
>Nadeko
I don't know what's causing it.

Oh hey an Inner Moka. Sweet.

Good. Having a clear goal is near essential for Warframe. So much shit to do and you can't do everything all at once. But seriously, you should work toward getting a Soma Prime. Weapon is fucking good. GOOD.

I use Warframed.com for prime hunting, breaks it down pretty well.

Quality Waifu, quality digits.

Cirno claim

If you just lay back and accept death, it'll all be fine.
Because you won't die; you'll be born into a dream.
And in THIS dream, YOU control life itself.

But to be serious, the first time I experienced it was in 11th grade, and I freaked. Couldn't scream. I figured I was dying, but since no one was coming I just accepted it.
And then it was lucid dreams for a while.

>Unless right now I'm dead
>Am I in Hell?

I have some good news!

I got a 93 on my Calc test and a 92 on my chem test

Vanilla coke a best

>Wake up
>Grandma has the news on
>Police shooting
>HE WAS A GOOD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN
Just...

And where were you yesterday, CHRISTINA?!

Everything alright? I'm glad to see you again myself.
Sent!

The 6th post responding to this one will get dubs.

Moka you fucking all righteous NIGGER why did you abandon the threads?

You got any hentai of Nadeko using snakes to pleasure herself?

Here's Cirno fucking herself with an icepop in compensation

Make that the first person.

dubs

Um where the fuck are you?

I like her, I literally see no one claiming her.

d00bz

d33bzs

Because putin doesn't like elitism

ive been busy as shit
and i just go on the discord/stream
besides i dont talk to anyone here besides senpai

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Not really
I thought thread would help but it's not
So I'm going to leave
Sorry
So I heard
Good job man

CIRNO BEHAVE

>Suika!

that wasn't 6th.

Just killing myself

I remember watching the monogatari series because Cred Forums told me it was good and it was alright, but one scene stuck out to me.

Nadeko becomes god and decides she is going to kill Araragi. Not because he did anything wrong, but because her idea of him was perfect and she needed to keep it that way. I could really relate to that

Did you take asprin??

I don't have a very large lewd collection but I have a couple I have saved that fit the bill. They are really bad art though

I was actually talking about the 6th reply to Certainly Cirno.
Speaking of Certainly Cirno, if you don't get dubs, she will Certainly Cirve you up an unCirvivable Circumcision-filled beatdown.

lol do I win?

I'm happy about it!

Oh, and we booted es from the discord again

Hello

Perfect.
LETS BUILD A WAR SHIP OUTTA DUCT TAPE!
Aw yiss.
>two piece sexy too.
Well, I could tell you about what I'm gonna do with my old senpai tomorrow.
Soma Prime For Glory!
>WELCOME TO HELL
Honestly I can't accept death, I'm the kind of person who struggles to the bitter end.
Though tonight I'm gonna try getting Sleep Paralysis again, we'll see if I survive.
DINDU NUFFIN
Wot

Not even close, baby

Get back in here b4 i kill you.

No thx

I was talking about Cirno, not myself, Cuntlord.

>discord/stream
What a faggot.
Nope.

Hmmm, true, even I have better.
Lemme give you a couple then (literally a couple. 2)

so do u claim god nadeko or human nadeko

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Better hurry. Apparently it's heading for the vault.

kek.

They are.

2/2

Oh hello Gun!

still here

nice duble 9's

Oh, oh boi. I better hurry. Good thing I don't need to be up tomorrow until 10.
Aw yea
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Starlight Drifter ^^

They are the same, but godeko is what hooked me in the first place. Human Nadeko after she snaps is great too.

>EHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Listen, I take a nap. My world is upside down and now your gone? no beuno. come see papa

>Cute, shy girl becomes a RAGING BITCH WHORE in just one simple hair cut.

But you didnt wear anything in that hot spring

2 best in the whole series were Snek and Donut

can we be friends?

Toast to trips

Hella!

Going to war the space ork fashion way!

How ya doin today?

Jesus Christ. Tell me you are kidding. Best girl was either Snail or Monkey.

That's true.
>But as lewd as I get is pic related.
WAAAAGGGHHHH!
Pretty good, gonna get my game on, its gonna be gr8

Thank you! Added to the folder~

Bangs only held her back. She actually gets more and more insane the less things she has on her head. Remember how calm she was with her cute hat. She got a lot sluttier after losing that

>god trip code
Yes! I like the way you think

Agreed!

Milk

The author just has a thing for haircuts.

There are like, what, 6 fucking haircuts in Monogatari and one in Katanagatari? And they are all considered "character development"?

Fuck that guy.

anyone just want to chat

I tried to and you ignored me ._.

Really wants to jam that symbolism down your throat

yes

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>Almost slipped down kimono
W E W G U N
What game you playin?

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oh hello im thinking about killing myself my window looks so promising I dont hav e agun how are you?

Holy fuck, I didn't even notice that!

:-)
Snail was pretty good. Monkey was eh.

Can we agree that Crab was worst gril, though?

Glad to help! :-)
The second one was actually too big. It was originally a png. Couldn't upload it though. But if you back search, you can probably find the very infinitesimally better quality png, if that matters to you. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Though using technology nearly as old as the galaxy itself beyond the scope of any other race and possibly physics itself while maintaining a lifeless metal husk shaped in a mockery of your once great race is fine also.

Necrons are cool

Have you calmed down?

ok

neat... dubs

i just dont care about anything anymore i want to die

M-my trips ...

No because that goes to bat. Crab isn't as good as doll, bee, cat, or bird tho.

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Sure.

N-no... don't do that...
You don't... REALLY want to... right?

Are you a wizard?

what do you want to talk about

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Definitely lewd :^]
Prolly Warframe because ENDLESS GRIND
I like using giant battle robots.
>TAU FOR GLORY
>Mfw Orks just will things to work.

Well, I'm 22 kissless, handholdless virgin

So, I'm pretty close

sfusjadnjss yao uif ansdo o yiff uspport er i fck oyou ocoho pe you ge a life heabd ent onver

Can I get the full image user?

Best milk

People were mistaking me for you. Why is that.

Also, you won't kill yourself. If you really wanted to do that you would have gone and jumped by now. You just want attention. Slut

I actually need to set aside some time and organize this whole folder. Maybe one of the nice people at Cred Forums whom I shared an earlier version of it with can fix it up for me

erica is lewd. lewd!

Have you seen or heard of anything interesting lately?
What about the 2016 Presidential debate? It was kind of shit.

You like it dont lie.

Sorry, who's bat?
I might've forgot, unless you're talking about Koyomimonogatari or Kizumonogatari. I still gotta watch those

Hey, Sake

Wew

just so everyone know i like hearing people tell me im a sociopath. its why i said not to call me that. second i cant stop myself from attacking people its an itch and i cant stop. third im pretty sure i am a scoipath as i dont know how to recognise emotions blbah balh. finally if that bugs you then so be it.

kinda i dont even know how to properly conduct myself ill just spill the beans here and now

true i thought about it for like 15 min but you are right i wont do it in this moment

You're one to talk...

Sh. No you don't. You just had one bad day

No! No tau

Sup Miho

I don't dislike it.

my dad likes trump alot

Hang in there! At this rate you'll hit that magic number for sure!

donut=bat

What do vampires transform into?

THE ENDLESS GEIND NEVER ENDS!
>Walk out into room
>Slept in house because over 100F in my room
>Someone left step ladder partially in the walkway
>Slam foot into it
>Bleeding
JUST

elaborate!

ignore my threats of suicide im just being needed in this moment i dont plan do die ]

>esdeath

TAUUUU!~
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
>Gotta bust out that Rapetide.
RIP you bro.
Meanwhile I've got fresh burger for dinner.
>Its a delicious burg.

Calamity-masu'd

If anyone asked me anything, ask me again.

youtu.be/_ROOXWxAmE0

Please no

Necrons are the way to go

Fish

Whos Miho?

Your face says different

Yeah... I still have some work to do, though

ah, ok

Well... I had considered that, but since the episodes were named based on their type...
nvm...

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You won't ever do it. You are just an edgy depressed bitch. Not even close to a sociopath. I should know. I actually have a personality disorder

L + you + D = LEWD

It can't be any plainer to see

fuck...

sociopaths are typically good at saving face and putting on a persona to decieve people. You're manipulative, egotistical, a pathological liar, you have no remorse, shame or guilt, you have shallow emotions, an incapacity for love, callousness, you're impulsive, irresponsible, parasitic, you act high-and-mighty, narcissistic, you're destructive and you have an emotional need to justify your problems and therefore need your victim's affirmation.

These are all severe traits of antisocial personality disorder, but sociopathy requires a bit of charm, which you have none of, because you're repulsive. I think you're just a psychopath

don't dislike would be a double negative. meaning I do like it. silly.

your explanation is very unsatisfying!

I'm not sure if Trump actually wants to win.
My father was talking about Trump wanting Hillary to win, which is why he's running like this.
Is it just me, or is the max filesize smaller now?

So lewd today. What is the occasion?

So many lewds oh boi

Metal Zambos aren't my thing, I tried it once, couldn't do it. Space Commie Weebs is more fun.
>GR8ER GOOD!
>I've been a Tau for two years, betraying the gr8er good would be heresy probably.
Big Ol Fish.

Hey Erica it's you again!

It's been 2mb for about a week now.

At last someone who knows the difference.

Max file size got changed on Cred Forums from 4 to 2.
Its bullshit.

>

That fish has a nice rack

Hello

That's a cock and a third. I can't use half my Waifu Machine images now.

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Kek.

am back is pizza time

thanks

ok

man im not good at politics

will you talk to me nepu?

Yeah. Most of my .gifs are too big also.

Must be mods trying to push content onto their respective boards since only Cred Forums got the hit.

Awww shit, how fresh we talking?

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Woooooo

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Just kinda wanna mix it up

Here, have something depraved, too :-)

you know it

I see you met Makoto

what should i watch in stream
i dont even know anymore

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Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>a bit late
Lewds?

ruby im sorry can we be friends again?

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Just got made today yo, fresh ground beef
>Like, half a year in a freezer ground beef
>But its good.

I just like being a defensive army

And Egyptian stuff, sadly no lizardfolk army in space

You have posted this before, and it's not as bad as vore or similar shit.

Got any faerie feet?

everyone im soooo sorry please just be nice to me again ill stop i promise this time ill stop for eve ri get it im in the wrong please dont leave me like this im in tears i dont want to be alone agian

Alright but keep in mind I never take anyones bullshit, so be wary.

That looks painful as fuck.

Have you seen Shimoneta? That might be worth it. I'm behind on the most current ones.

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yes

i cant do that anymore everyone is mad at me I dont know how to fix it nepu how do you deal with your antisocial stuff

I did, yeah

How much do you want them?

Forgot pic

come on man doesnt anyone have sympathy for me at all? please

RIP.
>I just like Overpowered battle mechs and drones.
>For The Greater Good.
>Except melee.
Melee Bad for Tau.

ruby come on please please its driveingme crazy i said sorry

wow no new thread yet come on kyoukobot

Ruby why? ;-;

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Someone must be distracting him too much.

Sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary, buddy

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