I am Spock

you're right, it's a twofer

Picard is old enough that his physical require a prostate exam
and Crusher is his primary care provider

Man, talk about a slow Tuesday evening

According to this, you can't go Warp 10

why are you starfleet people climbing in my tubes?

Dj Spock has arrived, gentlemen.

Didn't they go warp 11 or something like that in one of the first episodes of TNG? Or does this chart only count what the engines can do?

Mariette Hartley was also hot in TOS

young wesley crusher should have got on hrt so he'd be a cute trap now

Yeah, they play pretty fast n loose with the Warp numbers.

This episode was kind of fun

Never understood the whole warp thing. Wish they explained it a bit better.

It was good to see Deforest Kelly on an episode.
Let's see....
Shatner was never on TNG, was he?
Spock was all over it...
James Doohan was too...
Was Geo. Takei?

Jadzia in the ToS miniskirt uniform and beehive hairdo

Name this episode, or at least the scene

Very hot, now that is your assignment: go find a picture of her in it & post it..

Mister..... Atos, was it?

I could have sworn there was a thread for this sort of thing. But what was it? I swear, I knew it before, but my mind is shooting blanks. Oh well.

shoot out at the OK corral
>god like aliens abduct bridge crew
>set them as Billy the Kid and crew to prove that humans are violent
>Spock finds a way to short out the alien's tech
>aliens accept that humans have changed

He's dead, Jim.

off by 3, and Right!

The black on the left side of his face makes him niggerer than me

Do you mean "board"?

Spok met Data on a certain episode. That's all i know.

Niggerer? Niggerier? Negroier?

yeah, thus the phrase 'Spock was all over it'

He was on a season finale, and the part 2- season premier

Beeeeeeep! Beeeeeeeep!

I got me a Bonafide Starfleet Captain Commemorative plate, right here!

Apparently Spock peed a little

Jarjar Binks was the only character on both Star Wars AND Star Trek

I agree with that character placement.

I'm sure they had at least one meeting about it.

Specter of the Gun.

This motherfucker right here. Hardest job in Starfleet

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

literally LOL'd at this. WTF were they thinking with those uniforms?

Amok Time.

Here she is, she stole the design to my heart!

Uhura was a D cup

JIM!!!!!

Gary Seven motherfuckers

it was the '70s
leisure suits were the fashion of the future

I have no idea the specific episode, but I presume hailing frequencies were open.

>Here she is, she mole the design to my shart!

Captain Spock loved black cock

Anybody want some Saurian Brandy?

Wow, never noticed it before! Thanks for fucking up my boner from several years ago!

Lame NBC series crossover attempt, FAILED

> Loved Teri Garr, though

what? please clue me in

Well, I'm an oldfag, and I went to the premier. I was just a kid, but shit... even then we laughed at that uniform.

Side note- I still have the movie program from the premier. I got Walter Koenig to sign it in the 90s. He's a total asshole. Story available if anyone's trekkie enough to want it.

it wasn't a cross over
it was a pilot for a spinoff
Gary 7 was going to be a series about an alien that helps prevent catastrophes throughout Terran history

Gary Seven was the lead character in a TV show on NBC. They brought him in (in 3rd season maybe?) of Star Trek to TRY to get the viewers to watch it.
I'm guessing about this, but it's possible that Gene Roddenberry might have had 'something' to do with that series, I'm Not Sure.

yeah
unfortunately production started at the height of the leisure suit craze
and like most '70s fads it crashed fast and hard

Correct.
Incorrect.

Into one episode of Star Trek

No, it was a stillborn pilot for a show that never got picked up.

ok, spinoff was the word I was looking for, I am absent minded. Everything else I said was correct, though.

The series with Gary Seven sucked, and was cancelled, btw

Kirk was in one of the TNG movies. Totally counts.

very well, I acquiesce this fact

Incorrect.
Correct.

I definitely had you fuckers typing your asses off there, for a minute! heh heh heh!

Story. Nao.

While our brother is typing, enjoy this

>Teri Garr,
I'd eat young Teri Garr's pussy like a watermelon eating contest

Loved the miniskirts on TOS

Agreed! If I find a pic of her, you know I'll put it up. She had that little flip hairdo that made my 9 yr old dick just stand up & say Howdy!

Can we have the story, please?

OK. Late 90s, I had a habit of getting kicked out of places... a church, a fire hall, etc. I worked with a trekkie and I was a fan, so I tagged along to a convention to see if I could get kicked out. First Koenig-

You paid like $10 or something to get in and part of it was a meet & greet with 2 of the speakers. Walter Koenig and Ethan Philips (Neelix on ST Voy). And, you got a free autograph. After Koenig gave this speech and stupid video (which was obvious he had given a hundred times before and was bored with), you wait in line to meet the asshole. When it was my turn, I said how much I liked his character on Babylong 5, that I still had my program from The Motion Picture and asked him to sign it. He WANTED people to pay $5 for an 8x10 picture and he'd sign that. He grabbed the program, signed it, and the only thing he said to me was "NEXT!" I wanted to say "Now say it in Russian!", but fuck it. Guy's a dick, move on.

Second session was Ethan Philips. Dude's hilarious. He looked just like George from Seinfeld. His talk had everyone laughing their asses off. Then the Q&A part. This fat hamplanet behind me was dressed up as a Klingon.
(cont)

Some TOS episodes are better forgotten.....

NBC did pick up a spy series shortly after star trek was canceled
and it was loosely based on Gary 7
but there were no aliens and it was not an official star trek show

Wait, the 2 shows were unrelated. He just showed up on an episode of TOS. That was the limit of it.

I love this

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no
the character first showed up in ToS
and that episode was a pilot for a spinoff
but the spinoff was so changed by the time that it aired that it was no longer a spinoff, and the main character wasn't Gary 7 even though he was played by the same actor

Was this episode related to the Gary Seven one, or not? I cannot remember

(cont)
So this 400 pound neckbeard was in full Klingon regalia. He said "Ehhhhh Voyager is WAAAY too CREBRAL. When are we going to see some AC-SHUN?" Philips answers "GREAT question! I'm glad you asked! In the next season, and I'll probably catch hell for slipping this, but.. THE BORG! We're going to have more action than any other Star Trek series ever!" Wow. But, that didn't satisfy the neckbeard... "But the show is WAAAAAAAY too CEREBRAL!!!" Philips paused a second and said "Well, like I said, the new season, which starts in a couple months will have LOTS of action. Neckbeard starts to repeat it again, and I see my chance. Now, I'm just 5'10" and about 160lbs and this guy was like 6'6" and 400 pounds. I stood up, turned around, and very loudly said "He answered your question. Sit down and shut the hell up." I expected to be escorted out of the convention center. All that happened was the neckbeard looked away and sat down. The Q&A continued on.

(cont)

ok, I got it. Thx

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search in youtube for the trek not taken
trek series, the episode is about major unproduced spinoffs

Here's a cool one. OP, I'm just about to go to bed in a few min

(cont)
After the Q&A, we again lined up for the autographs. Ethan Philips gave a quick chit chat with everyone. Cool guy. When it was my turn, he stopped and chatted with me for about 5 minutes. I bought 2 of his 8x10s and as I was walking away, the neckbeard was behind me. Philips signed his picture and said "NEXT."

Heh heh heh!

Hi I'm Fili, I'm a gay guy and I would really like to see some of ur cocks. Hmu with dick pics my kik username is fili1297

No, now fuck off!

We're trekkies. We don't have any.

Here's one of those MIOW (we called them meows) that I mentioned in the last thread

damn was the pic taken with a 1st gen digital camera which came out in that same era?

pert near! It was a $15 walgreens cam that created tif files, then I had to convert them to a jpg!

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

> already had it in my quick notes lol

dislike of ENT was overwhelming, but I did have a thing for Yoshi

thanks, man, have some nipples in return

Klingons don't have prostates.

Also, there were lots of vendors there. One guy was selling video tapes. He had a small TV there and was playing Shatners GET A LIFE sketch on SNL. A small herd of trekkies were nearby. I was LOL'ing and they were visibly angry. One said "I DON'T KNOW WHY HE DID THAT!!!" I said "Well, look at yourselves."

In one far away corner of the convention, at the end of a hallway, was the dude who played Major West on Lost In Space in the 60s. He had a card table set up, trying to sell autographs and 8x10s. Saddest thing I'd seen in a long time.

All in all, ST conventions are a blast, whether you're a fan, looking for cringe, or both.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaB_G1WNT70

I liked it
the forming of the federation and first steps of terrans into the galaxy were great stories for me

I think the hate came from the attempt to implement the "universe b" concept
which makes me wonder why the partial reboot went with the same thing

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They have 2. All organs have a backup. Also, their penises are barbed.

The Trump fags are still sniveling in their closets

He displayed emotion , shameful.

are there any true user vulcans that don't have 5/6 letter names containing v, k, or t as a consonant sound?

spock tuvok sarek t'pol

and their pussies naturally are like pic related

The warp scale has changed several times.

Originally, it was just a linear scale. The original Enterprise got up to warp 14 due to alien (ayyy lmao) influence.

During the TNG/DS9/VOY era, the warp scale had been retooled to reflect the ever-increasing amounts of energy to achieve warp 10 which was now the destination of infinite speed.
So anything over warp 9, the energy required to achieve it sharply spikes. Warp 9.99, etc is probably equivalent to the earlier 10+ speeds.

In an alternate future (as seen in "All Good Things") they must have changed the scale yet again as they casually went to warp 12.

> tl;dr: technobabble bullshit. im an old trekkie dork

Mark Goddard, heh heh heh!

They warped in the original at 11 and something fucked up and they reached the edge of the universe. There werent any stars or shit like that... Maybe that was an episode of futurama.

Emma Watson's tits! OMG LOL

Leave the little girls' nipples out of this, willya?

Takei was in Voyager. Tuvok had a flashback to Star Trek 6 on the bridge of the Excelsior.

Thx

I'm looking forward to the new Indiana Jones movie to verify my latest correct theory that the crystal skull of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was in fact, the skull of Jar Jar Binks, the Gungan from the movie Battlestar Galactica.

tim russ was shitty he didn't get to be geordi laforge - but he nailed it as tuvok. can't imagine him as laforge.

also: have you guys seen any of the fan made ST movies on youtube? some are utter shit, and others are surprisingly awesome considering no budgets. some even have cast members from the real shows. uhura was the main character of one of them.

Would have been fucking awesome. What a waste

woah, way too heavy for me, man!

Found another pic from TOS

Nah she became a coal burner. Forever tainted mudshark.
I mean I love Tob- Kuntakint- GEORDIE as much as the next trekkie, but once he put his tongue down her throat, that was it. She was forever dead to me, tainted by nigger cock.

that pic...
there's not enough fire in the world to kill it.
Q help us all!

Well, he did have a kick ass typewriter. It took verbal remarks and automatically wrote them.

...and the plans to Death Star.

post the best one u galactic fagget

Star Trek New Voyages/Phase 2 and Star Trek Continues are pretty good. In Continues, the son of James Doohan plays Scotty and nails it. And, Sulu is played by Grant Imahara from Mythbusters.

Say it in russian! Ah HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great story, man

If you like Seven, read the "Rise and Fall of Kahn Noonian Singh" novels. They do a masterful job of weaving the Eugenics Wars of the 1990s into actual history.
Fucking brilliant. Wish they'd made that canon! Gary Seven is right in the middle of it.

Speaking as an ardent supporter of the God Emperor... That pretty much was a biblical proportion ass kicking. My pooter is still bleeding

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youtube.com/watch?v=eE2Wgop9VLM
best visuals/production value

youtube.com/watch?v=DNa8p8jb6hA

Racial euphamisms anyone?

Time for bed for me, y'all. Live Long n Prosper.

I was nine when that episode showed. My little heart was broken by all that lovely technology that I couldn't have.

anyone else cry at Yar's funeral?

Great story! I go to cons all the time. I'm a trekkie myself.
The ones that call themselves "trekkers" are trekkies too, but take themselves too seriously.

And I'm sure Ethan appreciated you doing that. The guests are humans too and get sick of cringy neckbeards as well.

In the Klingon's defense tho, he was probably actually making a joke and hoping someone would get it. When the first pilot for Star Trek was filmed, NBC suits said it was "too cerebral". I can almost guarantee he was making a reference to that, but his terminal autism prevented his point from coming across.

orly?

Doctor Pulaski went BACK IN TIME!!!

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, FAGGOT!. I'm a Trekker.

yes

How the hell old must Chekov be in 2388?!

See

medical science must be better in that time
"Pavel Andreievich Chekov was born in 2241 in Russia" - wikipedia

and why is bobba fet in st movie?

Why does it have to Fuck up your boner?