Waifu claiming thread

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You aren't antisocial, I just take it easy and don't let anything get to me.
That's why I'm always so calm.

Cirno claim

True

And yes

Well... um... not if you do it right...
A STRAW, like that would be difficult to do right, though...

But she's actually screaming that her pee won't stop, not that it hurts.

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esdeath, you don't seem like the type to change. you say you won't do it again, but I've been here a week and seen you go through more personality flips in that time than a bipolar woman on her period.

you shush.

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wow don't stare at that, lewdie!

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Back from my nap.

Obligatory claim.

She can be pretty cute.
2 lewd 4 /waifu/

Why doesn't anybody pay attention to me I don't get it

what do you mean a week? fran i wanna cry

Cirno is pretty good.

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Balloon for glory!~
Wew, what a nerd. I don't cheat, I just use the tools given to me by the Greater Good.
Aw YEA BOI!
Delicious.
Top quality burg.

Kyoko is a cutie.

Amatsu?

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Hi

i know what should i do to fix myself your right i cant change on my own i do this so often its like im not even my bodys driver anymore

Check n kek. You're welcome!

I needed those trips ...

Look at the tits on that fish.

CIRNO please no more!

>"Can't let you do that, Dave"

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Who was the one that played MWO? Which faction is better?

you can fix freezerburned beef with some worchestershire and butter or bacon.

>Suika claim!

Fugg

Well duh, baka~!
:-)

Maybe

Super weird 3DCG baloon feet and pusspuss. Meh/10

Tomoko IS cute. CUTE!

Not lewd enough I'd say
Hello
Keep em coming

If dubs, you get to (have to) lick it off.

indeed. is this who I think this is?

perhaps you need a break from this place, and to seek help in the form of therapy. my guess is that you don't just act this way online.

hey tomoko

this cutie claimed

You need to take a bullet into your cranium, its the only way to wake up from this nightmare.

Butt

Pats head

I did also a bit. You can't keep doing this to us.

Dude is a dick. I don't play with him anymore, aside for DnD

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If you think it's Indiana Jones...
...no.

butt.

not dubs, but depends on what it is.
if it's chocolate, that's fun.

If you are looking for sympathy for whatever you are going through you won't get any from me. I won't talk shit to you today since you seem to be even more depressed and irrational than usual. Do yourself a favor and just go to bed.

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I do not think that, no. I'm thinking you're a certain finish guy I know.

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Pat pat ^^
I wouldn't either.
>Mfw one of my friends who plays Imperial Guard likes to use Creed.
>Fuckin Creed.
We had to outlaw creed at some point

oh god fucking dammit....

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Why live

Esdeath see

Hey Suika ^^

Tea > Butt.

Butt?
Keep going till you're out.

Rolling.
(On my own post. Real faggoty, huh?)

Butt

Care to post butt?

Butt

Clan has better tech, IS is stronger and tougher. It all depends on playstyle. Clan XL engines can survive a side torso loss, IS XL cant survive.
Out of the strongest and most reliable mechs in the game, IS is standing at 7 to the Clans 3.

I like Creed.

Nice, nice! Makes me wanna go make burgers, but the fact I've had beef 6 days in a row makes it just a tad off putting.

Shockingly, I never see freezer burned beef. It's generally eaten by then!

Butt?

don't look. it's all an illusion!

yeah you would think so you little perv

that is all the butts you get.

wow lewd. erica you are a perv!

Only butt I gots
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
I can understand that, I can only have so much of one thing before I start craving anything else.

Oh, I got some cute of this one, I think.

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Hi there! Who might you be?

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Suck a cock

What do you want me to say?

>that may be soon

hey mi liu

Maybe

Better

Good enough

Is that chocolate?

Butts, since you all are

Why not qt husbandos lewding?

Yeah, creed is dumb

Though in the last edition. I haven't played much sense then, you could get more hits than than shots fired with Immortals with Tesla weapons. If you gave them twinklinked with a Triarch Stalker

hey don't post my waifu, that's bad or something.

better with tail, yes.

Hi there, rest well?

I don't know, is this chocolate?

im sorry this is the last time

why is this ok? what if i kill myself

im not antisocial? i am antisocial wich is it?

Is this?

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I'll post a butt too

Is this?

Ya, sucks too because I very much enjoy beef, even if it isn't super good for you.
>All this wew
Bunch of pervs, I tell you waht.

Tomo, do you need some tissues? I think the thread is slowly murdering you.

Shame, i am enjoying your lewds
As long as my waifu is none the wiser i shall continue
Running a bit low on butt pics. But still have some tho.
>butt?

What about this?

I tried for you

I like it both ways.

This is the last one im posting

lol

This, perhaps?

Kyouko best bot.

Hello Elle!

Is it a choice I can't undo later? I see the appeal of the Clan modular concept, but I'm not well-versed or well-equipped enough to really take advantage of it. And hot damn that 1+ days of initial downloading.

I didn't tell you hi. Hi!

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I need to go to the gym. Can't do my usual workout because I got surprised by having to go to bed at 2pm. Someone convince me to go and not be a fatlazy.

Jesus people, keep your clothes on!

That's silly Esdeath. You can't kill yourself if you're in a dream. Wake Up. WAKE. UP.

Stop lewding your waifu! Show some respect!

Would you say this is chocolate?

I'm sure your waifu will understand.

I like her because she's a dog girl. for me erica is less cute without the ears and tail.

Are you talking to me? Nah I'm fine.

Ugh, I gof distracted for a second, I meant you are not a sociopath, and there are several symptons in common with antisocial behaviour and autism. But you clearly aren't manipulative nor charming enough to count as a sociopath.

>I'm not looking

Tell me why you left home 10 years ago, Dad ;-;

>Stay here.
>Be lazy with us
>Its gettin lewd up in here.
So whats goin on? ^^

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Aw don't stop now
Maybe. I don't want to risk it though

Oh there it is

You said you wouldn't do it again last time

And you can prove yourself after a week

Yeah, it doesn't have any AP though.

At least they don't have the scarab swarm anymore

Yeah, I did, thanks for asking. Still a bit groggy from sleep, heh. I also experienced a bit of "Sleep Paralysis" as I was waking up. Scary stuff.

She always cute to me.

To bad.

ha not in here you have never seen me work magic in irl ive made tons of friends easily in irl cause i fake myself

>im starting to think i should just fake myself here and never ever be myself

Ya it is, wonder what the occasion is.

Hiii Booki! Go be not fat dammit!

phew. that was a close one.

she seems like the understand type though.

she's always cute, but cuter with the ears and tail.

If you go faction play and you get with a unit, then you change when the unit does. But as long as you are a mercenary I dont believe you can. Just do quick plays to get used to it. They have the advantage of you not needing to pick a side at all. Also look up the term 'torso twisting'. Probably one of the most basic skills to learn.
I bet you are.

I know i dont know how to fix it fran i just wanna fix it please

akame if you dont talk to me im really just going to die haha hi

sleeping isnt going to happen
how are things in here? just as scary as in my dreams?

Dem Swarmz were spooks.
Dunno, I blame Juvia.

hey tsun

Its Lewd in here.

>Eru

No bully!

Just gotta you know, wait for my heart to slow down. It's all pitter patter and about to blow out of my chest.

Always.

I'ma blame Hartmann for this one.

Megumin claimed

MADA MADA

W-What?

Just start by calming yourself down next time

Just some drama around es, and some lewd

There was a loophole to get an infinite conga line of them

wait how am I bullying you?

hey queen
oh no
i better hide yuno
oh boy
should i bail?
i heard of both

What are you talking about! Sleep paralysis is fun! Hey, text me on discord and call me a nerd!
Esdeath, I told you I don't buy bullshit, I've seen you in various screenshots, if you keep making stuff up I'll lose all respect for you.

Found the cutie

Saying she isnt cute without her ears.

Lets blame them both :^]
CONGA!
CONGA CONGA CONGA!
CONGA CONGA CONGA!
HEY HEY HEY! CONGA!~
Yeah, and them trip dubs yo.

Calamity-masu'd

Shame
You would think so
>tmw i was already scolded for doing this before
So shhhh
You're probably right

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Gotta be in bed around 2pm, so I can't take my hyperdrive pre-workout stuff, so I'm going to avoid lifting heavy weights and do cardio. If I go.

You what now?
>by one

That's entirely up to you.

You looked in a mirror?

Can I also blame Wewby if we're blaming multiple people?

no no, she is cute that way. I just think she's even cuter with the ears and tail!

fine fine, I'll shh.

ruby want talk to me nooone will i miss everyone so much please make ruby talk to me i just want it all to stop please please

oh hey how are you

I honestly dont understand what you mean? screenshots of me or what they post as memes? also ive worked jobs like that before ask my friends who have seen me work first hand or friend just the one last one anyway

No. I looked at you

Bully.

But that's a big if. Cardio is fun, I like cycling and running on a treadmill.
Yes. Blame all the people!~
Probably. :^)

So, do I get a head pat for doing well on my first two tests in college?

Exactly, it was dumb. Combine with forcing it to night fighting for at least 2 or 3 turns

If you are truely sorry you can wait a few days

Look, I feel really bad about all this, but not many others do

Impossible, you're the cutie, not me!

In that case we ESPECIALLY have to blame Rory!

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I'll be sure to not miss the next one!

We miss you, dad..

Can Cirno explode things?
I think not, baka!

Claiming best gaurd

>Im going to make you eat your parents

yuno

Thanky you~
Oh no you're right i take full responsibility for starting this

>that filename
>there's at least 8 more of these

So close.

Have a lewd for your attempt.

Are you trolling me or something?

>Best fox claimu

thats just me being awsome
i was joking i need this distraction
you been feeling a bit better?
not good
im gonna stay awake for the rest of the night probably
i think i would rather call you a nerd
>pats head
happy?
tomoko
how are you doing?

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>AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg

but how is it bullying to have an opinion!

she's cute! erica is cute cute cute!

it won't happen again so that's fine :^)

Best Conga Line Of Destruction
YEAH!
RORY WAS THE RING LEADER!
Good, its all your fault
Kek, true.

Better.

I'm passing some time, I guess
Anyways, I'm not really mad, just disappointed, I guess

How unfair

Nappy guard.
Ugh, I would really like if you were more discreet.

Why didn't you rename THAT file to AbsolutelyDisgusting? Or even post the actual AbsolutelyDisgusting image? I don't understand you.

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Boxxy#6184 if you want to talk to me, because I'm confused actually
I didn't kick you, in case you wanted to know