Has anyone been attacked by these docking clowns? Hospitalanon here, wounded

Has anyone been attacked by these docking clowns? Hospitalanon here, wounded.

OP your an hero.

They look like some chill clowns, would share some booze with.

I bet OP attacked those kind clowns

What have the clowns ever done to you?

Story?

Heard this going around. Didnt really care for it. But what the fuck is going on?

It's a maymay, you dipper

...

did you not suck his dick

I have a slash wound on my chest.

I saw a story about a guy being arresting in Kentucky for lurking in the foods in a clown costume. Is this a southern thing?

Yah they took me into the woods and bent me over...

Reported sightings in a town 15 minutes from me in upstate new york. I swear to fuck, if I ever see one near my house I am shanking their ass.

Why?

Clown dong arises

Cause he's a pussy

Cause fuck clowns and fuck douchebags who think they are being edgy and cool.

I wish there were clown sightings near me. I'd hunt them like animals. Reds and yellows are very easily spotted colors in the woods.

So edgy I cutted myself

Our clowns work for ISIS.

I fuckin knew it

But you're being edgy.

I HEARD POLICE SIRENS AND THEY'RE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

We are aclowninous. We are awesome

I hear leaves crunching in my yard. I'm scared.