I am a sick man, I am a wicked man, an unattractive man. I think my liver hurts

What the hell is ASMR?

It is as pointless to leave as it is to stay.

no that is katia

Katia is alright I guess.

ASMR only works with headphones--moreover, it's best with good ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=orD6yIilR0A

Then why does your liver hurt?

Why

So it's just people making noises with objects?

I don't know if it does. I think it does and that's essentially the same thing.

Katia is secretly trans.

Guess you don't have headphones.

incorrect

What?

The soap carving one does nothing for me, clicked on a wood carving one and that did the trick.

Livers can't hurt. They don't have any nerve endings.

and openly a fucking mong

but i already listen to that

How are you?

Why as why?

That doesn't matter to me.

No, I have headphones. I just don't see the point. Is it, like, avant-garde music? Because it's not really avant-garde since that kind of music is over 50 years old.

I don't know anything about that.

Guess that is just the power of the mind

Well, imagine a big ol' dick in your butt while you're made to listen to it.

can i get an invite to the discord

oh cmon it's borderline correct. You and I talk about skirts fairly frequently.

i was good and now im upset and im going to drink my last nice beer and play video games, and you?

that would not trigger my meridian response at all

the only skirt I have owned was to give to avery.
it was a public service.

I finished 5 beers in 20 minutes. Why life.

Then you're deaf and retarded. I don't know what to tell you. Sage.

My mind isn't that powerful.

Life is an inevitability.

I'm a little adventurous, I'd probably give it a shot.

I scored a shoe box full of games today.

How do you know, have you tried it?

it is not music, but it is definitely avant-garde, though i do not personally label these people as artists. someone like you would have to rationalize it as 'adventures in soundscaping.'

I'm not deaf, I can hear fine enough.

The power of your own mind over your thoughts, actions, and feelings is a thing though.

What do you mean someone like me?

what games?

Just how adventurous would that be?

Mario Zelda, Donkey Kong all sorts for the SNES and N64

furry porn is still gross af

which games?

i used to listen to stuff like this nearly every night, but it has ceased to relax me lately and i am moving away from it.

oh, you know

like your face

That's pretty solid

ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response) is just a nice feeling that some people, myself included, get at the back of their heads when hearing certain sounds. I get this feeling, too, when someone rubs my shoulders and the back of my neck.

Super Mario world, Donkey Kong Country 1 and 2, Super Mario 64, Donky Kong Country 64, Mario Kart 64, Zelda OoT, Zelda Majorias Mask, Yoshies Island, Star Fox 64, Zelda Link to the Past, and a few more I am forgetting.

I don't have any control over my own mind.

If I knew I wouldn't ask.

I don't know anything about that. I don't get good feelings.

Depends on how I'm feeling and how well I know and/or trust who I'm doing something with.

liking chink faggotry is still just as degenerate

damn that's quite a lot of value in that box

Or nice feelings, I guess is the way you put it.

wrong, kill yourself faggot

I dont like ASMR, I already know im ultra autistic and I dont like being reminded of it.

Fuck life

would it be degrading to label you as "artsy"?

you poor man

Or any less....

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Maybe.

Don't pity me.

I'm not anything like that.

I don't drink at all.

>mongoloid slanteye trash
>calling anybody wrong
noose yourself, tojo

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you should have kept it :( and regardless you gave me suggestions a lot

It's not even a maybe at this point. Life hates me.

Yes it is

bet you didn't support invading iraq too, freak

but i thought you did not know. if you do not know, why are you opposing me in this?

how much?

Life is indifferent to you.

I didn't know how you labelled me.

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$160

I can sell it for double so its all good.

If life was indifferent then I would have had a 'middle of the road' run. I've gotten shit on the entire stretch, nothing has gone 'indifferently' for me.

i'm sorry friend, but you're artsy nearly to the point of cliche.

heeeell yaaa

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I am keeping one or two and switching out my copies with the ones I found.

After all I think I deserve a reward every now and then.

You make the decisions the lead to the consequences. Your rock is your thing.

I disagree.

I was entirely politcally unaware at the time

hipsters always say they hate hipsters etc etc

which ones are you keeping?

yes, disagreeing is the artsy thing to do here.

the joke was that your chosen nominee's response to anything negative is "nope, wrong, kill yourself faggot"

That's fine.

I don't know about that.

illusion of gaia and bomber man 64

these heads are really creepy

raise your hand if you're gay

did we not already cover what it means for you not to know?

bomber man what a fuckin game

I've been working my ass off trying to keep a job and everyone I end up working with is a huge asshole who's out to get me fired. I've been bullied from elementary school all the way into adulthood and I've done nothing to deserve it.

I don't even talk to people anymore because of the bullying, besides the people on this thread. I often wonder why I'm even a furry, if not to connect with a single other person for once in my life.

it is one of his better qualities

I had to check and see what game I owned. I know I had one but it was bomberman hero

does it count if I kinda like girls too

i do not believe that ineptitude, blatant deception, and unfettered vitriol could be considered good qualities.

also for the n64?

You're responsible for your life.

Maybe.

I'll make an exception for you

agreed, this is why I am voting for trump. #hillary_for_prison

I'm aware. But just because I'm aware doesn't mean that my life has been fair.

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dom dom dom dom dom

Your life is as fair as anyone else's.

Bullshit.

deemos, wassup

you're so hilariously a product of Cred Forums. is this some sort of funny meme to you? i'll willingly accept if you've been rusing me for a year and are actually voting for any politician over a corrupt, freakish, idiot businessman. johnson, stein, literally anyone else?

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You are in control over what happens to you. It is merely an exertion of will.

except carson

"Oh I wish I had friends"

I've been searching for a friend my entire life and I haven't found shit. You're not in control of the actions of others, you're controlled and doomed to walk a specific line throughout life.

The only people that have any control of your life are others. You have zero control over your own life.

yep

i haven't played any n64 games in a while. been on a snes/nes binge.

That is incorrect. People don't like you, then you change yourself or get used to being alone. The choice is yours.

What games

I have changed myself. I've changed so much I don't even remember what I used to be. I'm fucking tired of changing to meet the demand of autistic idiots, I just want to to be happy.

nes contra, secret of mana, some pinball games

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Then be happy.

Nice

discord link pls

Here, this is my server.

discord.gg/KkzyR

Is that true? I've had a pain in my side lately that I was convinced is my liver

Adventurous enough to be a dog for me?

hey dom, how's it going?

What does liver pain feel like? Trying to determine if I have it

actually just about to go play some games with a bud, so ill catch you and everyone else in a few hours. later dode

Liver pain.

Google it.

I'm not sure.

I'm scared to

yay

N64 is best.

I think that we had a similar conversation Sunday night. So yes I would, but distance is the problem.

niggers

Thinkin about rape, so here's a heartwarming story about gay rape.

Cracker

Art is terrible but you gotta make sacrifices.

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i like crackers

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It's nice to fantasize about though.

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I am voting for a politician over a corrupt freakish, inept idiot secretary of state full of blatant lies, unfettered vitriol and out-of-state money.

>tfw morning wood

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I really dont like Hillary, but I think ill vote for her to spite katia.

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mew

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>it was like being molested by a vice
>vice

Come be my dog anyway.

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You don't want a dog. You want a person to degrade.

This guy needs a hobby. Go fix your lawn mower and mow your sorry ass grass. Get some fresh air and exercise, your probably fat and depressed.

r/ing energizer bunny

Me 2

I'm glad my fuckbuddy is into degradation. I love slapping her, choking her, making her gag on my cock, and tying her up and forcing her to cum

mew

Are you talking about me?

You just want love, Nibi.

That's fine.

sorry think it expired

you want a cock in your ass

This is the poster he's talking to. It's not about that for me at least.

just like your excuses.

soup

ok

You just want to be a well loved puppy in a good home.

I don't think it has.

Do I?

Then what is it about for you?

and I like that stuff anyway

No, this is heavily tied to my virgin desire.
I need empowerment.

that's why you make butt plugs.

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I was just playing some overwatch. you?

hiya daddy! :3

playing some gta with banander

yes

Nope

i bought overwatch a few days ago, i like playing healer, how bout you?

invalid or expired

I don't like anything.

I don't make anything like that.

You are empowered if you want to be, it doesn't depend on others.

I love ASMR, I'm listening to ASMR right now.

I actually do lewd things while listening to ASMR.

youtube.com/watch?v=H76GeTHBxjc

eh, anytime I get too close to someone, I systematically and methodically push them away until I hate myself

he isn't a daddy.

I'm not horribly good at self control or focusing myself at the task at hand and something like that not only satisfies some of my base desires, but also grounds me while satisfying someone else. It's mutually beneficial.

Try this one.

discord.gg/nTVTM5K

What the fuck?

Then don't do that.

And you want to feel nice and secure in a collar with your owner holding your leash and gentle pets.

I love you daddy.

too autistic. I only see it in retrospect

Beneficial in what way?

I'm sorry I just really really like ASMR videos.

I actually play games muted while listening to diffrent videos.

You are describing your own definition of empowerment.
You are an idiot and autistic as I.

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just running around killing people?

I play pretty much every role. I like playing mercy and zarya the best though

I'd be agreeable to that

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No

hnng. I would love to redirect your energy and keep you on task.

Hindsight is 20/20 I suppose.

That's fine if you like it. I don't care really.

My definition of empowerment is a personal empowerment.

Beneficial in the way of five smiling men?

pretty much lol. robbing stores. driving like a disabled person

don't you care about me?

Be his daddy.

It makes us both happy I guess. I don't really know what else to say.

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I dont care about personal empowerment. That's stupid.

Yea, it just haunts me when i'm alone with my thoughts, which is like 80% of the time

Happy in what way?

I still don't get what you're saying.

It's your personal empowerment.

like getting raped by nibi

I'm always alone with my thoughts.

Hey

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You make no sense.

run some people over for me

hey hunnibuns

wem

fangot

I get the feeling you would make a such a good master. What are your thoughts on sleeping on the bed.

are these a Rorschach test for furries?

Hey
:p

To much Minecraft \@w@/

Fangot?

No. They're paintings.

you can never have too many square blocks

You lost me. I would just be able to be satisfied in more ways when it comes to life in general.

Maybe 8 to 10 hours a day

Yeah
Plus I feel alone

Depends if you were a good dog or not. If you're good, I'd let you sleep where you like on the bed unless I felt like cuddling. Otherwise, it's a cage or the dog bed on the floor for you.

By degrading another person? That's sociopathic.

schnell

maybe that is too many square blocks.
is there no one else to run around with you?

Is there some trick to getting into it? I've tried it out and I really liked one of the girls i found doing it on YouTube, but it was still like "oh she's hot and that's a sexy voice" but I don't get any of the effects other people mention on here. And I've only listed to the kind with female voices close to the mic and doing things like rubbing a tissue against it. An I doing it wrong?

so many people shall be ran over! :D
sup?

poor lil guy. how long you been playing?

I don't speak German.

I made and ate some fajjitas and now I feel sick

how many?

Stfu and post more small busts

How many what?

Juice.

What the fuck are you saying?

I'm the one being "degraded" in this scenario, and if I don't mind (or enjoy it), who cares. Plus there is usually some line of discussion about what can happen at some point.

oh noooo!!! y??

Schnell!!!

Is that so?

I don't know what you're asking me.

That is perfect

I'm glad you like it pup. I have a feeling you'd be extra good for me.

I think the fajjitas were more dense then they looked

Snarf for a sec.
Katten tell he pouts and throws a tantrum. Its so cute when he does.
My two best pals for a moment.
But 4-5 hours or so by myself.

Lifes shit

Every moment possible

Well not always. I do tend to try to feel my way out. Find out what they like and don't like. Trial and error for me, but I know that my master wouldn't do something I dislike unless necessary.

du hast

Doing something like that at all to another person is wrong.

You're not making sense.

poor lil jeff :c

whoa

du hast schnell...

you have? and before that fast? Shouldn't you go with schneller for faster

I want to disappear
Just get up and leave

what're you guys building? I just make castles till I'm bored

I'll get better soon

Actually it'd be schnoo

Sprichst du Deutsch?

no

A good owner is hard to come by

why though?

just let if flush out of you poor lil dduer :c

says you, I rather enjoy that type of thing

So is a good dog.

I've got to go, pup. Make sure you get to bed at a good time. I'm sure we'll meet again soon. :)

I don't know what that means.

You enjoy things you don't enjoy?

Ja, mach alles keput.

what've you been up to today?

you spelled things incorrectly and didn't use proper tense

goodnight!

9

i worked till like 5 and then tried playing deus ex and ended up hanging out with a duder for a couple hour and now am beating up bananber

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It's more like I need the proper incentive to do what I have to do to be successful in life. As I said earlier without direction I find it hard to focus on what needs to be done to be successful and as it goes happy.When I have someone rooting me on and/or providing reinforcement I perform better which makes me happy. Also, when it comes to sex and sexual things, this just so happens to do it for me.