I think I might be gay

I think I might be gay.
My moms new boyfriend came over to my mom and I's house tonight and brought his dog with him. The guys nice, happy for my momma. It's weird though because he's 38, I'm 33. Anyways the dog kept jumping up on my lap and licking me, and it got me aroused. Not only did I felt the blood rushing to my penis, but I felt butterflies in my stomach that only lady Hinata has brought me before. And the dog was a MALE. I don't think I can live with myself if I'm gay. Please halp

>can't live withself if gay
>gay for dogs

I think you know what to do OP

How do I fix this without an hero?

fuck the dog

post results

>Be me

>Doggo in his prime with cool ass owner

>Owner bro pretty happy that he's with this new chick

>tailwag.exe

>Bringing me over to her house, can't wait to sniff the fuck out of everything there.

>See some fat fuck lingering on the couch.

>Imnotahospitaldog.png

>Owner bro goes off to chat with lady, tells me to be a good boy.

>Hell yeah, owner bro.

>Feeling kind of hungry, maybe whalebro has some snack.

>Puppy mode

>Hop up in this sea he calls a lap and do usually doggo stuff.

>Smells like cheese, but can't find any.

>Feel something poking me from underneath, but it's not a treat.

>Smell gets worse and worse as I'm drenched in the sweat of this sea creature.

>Hop off and go find owner bro.

>Hear whale weezing about my tight looking ass.

>Throw up in bed so owner bro won't get invited back.

>mfw I was just trying to be a good boy.

lol you're that bored eh? this is one of the stupidest stupid threads I've seen on here, congrats boredlord

Fuck off faggot I want advice, be helpful or get out

Top kek lad

I don't need your bullshit

Kek

My sides

>Fuck off faggot.

I'm not the one trying to dick the dog, you faggot.

>faggot
>I think I might be gay

Like Loli is much better? Go surrender to you're different fucked up desires

If you think you might be gay too, then it fits extremely well faggot

>Loli

What? I hope you don't mean the pic I used. That's Alice from Alice in Wonderland you fuckwit. I could let it go if you just wanted to fuck a dog, but the fact that you're an actual faggot, want to fuck a dog, and have a double digit IQ is pushing it.

Yep, confirmed bait

youre just some snotty preteen who thinks he's hot shit. Wait till high school buddy

>Wait until high school

lel. Was a good thread, mate. Too bad it became too obvious. Cheers.

At least I can admit my faults you keyboard warriors. We're all fucked up here and we know it, so be helpful or fuck off

But not all of us want to fuck dogs, you canine faggot.

I find it amusing that a board that consistently has at least 5 trap threads pretends to have some kind of standards when it comes to sexual partners.

Not all of us want to fuck faggots, you faggot faggot

That was a good one bro.
thank you, that's what I'm saying