Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Neither. I'm the OG.

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still here

God, I hope they don't. I remember the Dark Times. Bans left and right for simply posting in a thread. Permabans being handed out if you tried to dispute it and everything.
>I got one myself, although I got it revoked because IRC.

Sharkgirl claimed

EVENING ALL

HERE

wowwww

Vampire-chick, is Hotel Transylvania any good? The Nostalgia Critic said it's actually worth a watch so I've had an interest in it for a while.

hey fellow no life
1063px-Homura
yeah
furries are everywhere
IS THAT AYAYA I SEE?

That's somewhat common knowledge, I just don't feel all that well with the amount that I've been consuming, even though it's not the most that I've consumed in some span of time.
Anyhow I need to get some rest.

Erica claimed

yeah I've had a few permabans in my time. one of my old roommates probably still has it, although I don't think they ever went to Cred Forums anyway. still amusing. those were bad days. I think the mods just don't give a shit anymore.

Claimed fuckos

alice im sorry for saying i was going to kill you. and for saying i was going to kill your dog. I apologies for anything ive done. I know you wont respond but just letting you know.

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Calamity-masu'd

Night /waifu/

I know your waifu is trash
>

youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4

well the fact you see there's an issue is good news already.

goodnight man. sleep well.

erica *cute

goodnight rem

oh im sorry about that
no im fine
dont worry about it im just being edgy
wait you willingly browse rule 34? you are a madman you know that?
thanks for being gentle
i make some bad typos from time to time
but yea dude, grab a knife and start cutting that juicy steak

>Elitist
Sure. Want a lewd for your trips?

Furries!? Where? I don't see any. . .

yun you wanna talk?

Already claimed, fucko.

I can only so much cute.

Just the pic lol I love Kill La Kill

it shouldn't take any effort. erica is just adorable.

I think I'm gonna stay up now

(Roll)

(roll)

The fact that you'd threaten me, of all people here, means that you're really hopeless when it comes to socializing. I don't care so much about it, but you'll never get along with anyone

i uh dont know what that means

Oh ok, well I'm going to play some league now

Probably for the best that they don't. Excessive moderation on Cred Forums of all places is kinda retarded.

All good, I make do with what I'm given.
>Although it probably gives reason as to why I'm doing more dangerous stuff now that I think about it.

Satanic angel claimed.

Cute is making me sleepy.

Oh yes Yuno, R34 is a wonderful place as long as you go there with a purpose. And don't worry, i will gently ease you into the art if lewding

May I try again?

im sorry akame that was really stupid of me im serious just please

Lol cya :)
and the anime was sunabouzu. Also play Zed he's best.

Chitoge - Best girl

I am confused, but do as you please.

oh, I agree completely. I never understood why any serial thread that keeps to one thread at a time should ever be targeted, honestly.

so go to bed, silly.

Damn that was close. I'm rooting for you!

NEVER FORGET THAT ASUKAFAGS ARE THE MOST AUTISTIC OF AUTISTS.

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Im not that tired yet.

Timing is hard.
Roll

how tired are you then?

i see one right now

Roll

I WAS IN THAT THREAD

i was joking i made a typo
meant break the losing streak
good luck on the rift summoner
you mean driving dangerous?
yea i get it spicen up your life
you go and look at r34 of yuno?
i mean, that stuff is only meant for me, why would i show you guys

Timing is hard, fucking hell.

Nice to know.


Roll

Tired just not sleepy tired.

Rolling for Rem

Huh. Who is it?

Gah dammit

Roll

Wut

If you want more than just attention from starting shit with everyone, don't come here again. I'm probably gonna do the same thing

You're mine Rem
Rollio

I'll keep trying

Roll

It was actually pretty good. Insane user aside.

Because HURR DURR MUH RANDUMBS Cred Forums SO DANDUMB LOLOLOL XD
Cancer, pure and simple.

Ya huh. It's something I really should stop doing, but I'm finding it increasingly hard to.

Damn it how did i miss this one!
Not really Yuno. Mostly my water waifu Juvia.
>Where do you think i got this lewd

so keep posting cute, silly.

IRageQuit#8730

If you're leaving

oh um thats not funny and im not laughing it hurts inside

8 off again, kill me

Oh my

Boards on burichan are always fun

Oh shit we have a competition

that pretty adequately sums up my general experience on this board since I discovered it.

>going to rule34
>not gelbooru or danbooru

But youtube.

Eh? Are you mad?
Kosaki-chuan is best waifu!

dont come here or discord? i dont want attention i just want friends agian

That was completely off.

Roll

The only ones before me were Diego and Sanchito, and I'm the only one who will stay!

>triggered
Geez I'm becmoning trips guy

Visiting loli threads make me realize you guys aren't half bad.

Why thank you

Good night

Rolling for Rem

>aneurism

There are people who claim Loli.

Because I didn't go to R34

Wat, stop it

perhaps try to do some extreme sporting? i mean its a thrill and it feels less dangerous than driving like a madman
if you know what you are doing that is
oh thats good to hear
its, i mean its pretty good i thought r34 was only shit
ouch
you gotta be so rude about it?
i try my best
night alice

Roll

Remroll

Pls?
No

Anyone who uses a private discord is an elitist fgt

It's why I only come here for these threads, otherwise i stay holed up in /o/, /wsg/, and sometimes /vg/ and Cred Forums.

I'm unfortunately very nonathletic. I can do some serious sprints, but that's it. I'd love to get back into parkour, but all the good places for it just... aren't that good anymore. I'd practically have to be cutting through barbed wire fences to get to any good spots.

No~

Agreed.

I am in fact on there now
It's not shit, unless you're not looking for someone in particular.

I don't appreciate life as much as I should

Roll

well you cant even protect me from a raccoon or something

Roll

YOU DID IT

A toast to trips and the true Rem

you can do both, I am!

I don't really go to any of those. I went to /vg/ for a while but now I'm usually on Cred Forums or /vp/

My bed does look soft.

someone claiming a wise fox

Toast. Also, I never ask for lewds even if there's trips. Oh well.

yea you shouldnt break the law for getting thrills
oh wait you do that already
i was kinda thinking of skydiving and whatnot, no need to be athletic for that
but i thought its still shit even then
im too scared to look there

This Holo is just a lewd poster.

Hm. . . I see where the confusion comes from. See, I don't consider myself a furry.

it calls to you.

Why don't women choose to rape me more often?

I'll get you one day

Goodnight.

Nah fam. Just for trips.

I mean yeah these's some pics that are shit, but a lot of it is ok or even good

I don't think he posts much lewds anyways

Because rape is your fetish, so you can't call it rape

Night

Im going to bed then. Night everyone.

Because you live in the 3D world.

Or if we talk about bush.

You missed a few threads earlier. I don't think he went two posts without posting a nude Holo.

sleep well

Dammit.

sleep tight erica!

Friend goes on Cred Forums, so I get enough of that shit from him. I used to go on /vp/, but my interest in Pokemon just isn't what it used to be.

Ya, but then that requires money. It's pretty plain to see, fun just isn't allowed if your poor these days.

You're really enjoying that image today. Night Kokokoko.

Why is the stream RIP? I WANNA WATCH MY CHINESE CARTOONS

I posted like, one. Olunless I forgot the others. . .

I don't go on /vp/ a lot, but now and then it's a good place to browse.

and Cred Forums is horrible, but I love it for whatever reason.

How many threads? I might've been there, just really quiet

(Unwanted Creampies can still be rape)

Sachi u cunt come fight me at woollies.

Fuck off megumins mine!
Fuck off

Maybe 5 or 6 hours ago?

I remember it was before I started playing Warframe.

You give me hope.

I was there then. Just in and out because was talking to some friends.

(Rape is also a fetish, so I'd know)

Also RIP Anna's seiyuu.

(Fuwa was best girl)

I don't know how you missed it then.

I'll drop you ya potato head

did i do anything? o.o
come 1v1 me
being in denial isn't healthy

Because it didn't happen!

Goodnight
Last roll for Rem

youtube.com/watch?v=YES-JSpaJ6I

No, it totally did. Don't deny your lewd posting.

Oh wait is that one considered lewd? Do I have different standards for this shit?

yes
since you are a furry your standard is much lower

Like I said. I was in and out.

Efforts not forgotten

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NO.
BUT WHY IS THE STREAM DOWN?

We'll I'm not a furry so that can't be why. . . It's not like anything's visible in a pic like that.

septs?

Did someone say lewds?

ITS THAT OLIVE NIGGER SHINO
denial is bad

To be fair, each person has their own definition of "lewd." I don't think panties are very lewd, but someone else may think it is very lewd.

I find feet attractive, so when people were posting chocolate covered feet earlier... I was excited to say the least. And I thought it was very lewd.

Hmm, well it was mainly Holo and I back and forth lewding and it didn't last long so, there is that.

Then there is this guy. Just SAY lewd and BAM. Anime tiddies.

The denial shall persist.

Lewding your Waifu is something I wouldn't expect from you.

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At least you recognize it for what it is.

Syndra.

SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
OKAY THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I POST IN THE THREADS FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO IM GOING TO FUCKEN BED CUNT

sorry late reply
drama nation, im your host killer keemstar
i didnt know this
i-i might give it a look
but just maybe
true i guess, god damn kapitalism
we should overthrow the government, let the bourgousie know who is boss

Sauce?

halllo again

thats a good reason to be mean?
you want me to kill every critter that comes near you?

Hello Teamaster
What a tsun~

>Can't sleep

Nothing wrong with lewd posting, especially after a trips was rolled. But have some restraint. Or not. This is Cred Forums afterall.

She does it to herself, fam. Plus I've been on Cred Forums too long. I'm not a super autist like the waifuists of Cred Forums. I appreciate my waifu's lewd art.

>Best fox claimu

Oh you know me~
Give it a look if you want lewds of someone

top quality waifu
whats up

Lewding your waifu is just WRONG

Oh wait I think I remember that now. I was distracted by driving so I guess that's why I forgot.

Shimoneta.

Well if I knew pics like were considered lewd I probably would've posted less stuff.

wait, you're makoto? some user thought I was you the other day. ha.

no but im just saying you didnt do anything last night and i was spooked

>Is it finally time, Komrade?

I didn't even do anything tsun worthy!

I am. And did they? What did you do to get us confused?

time

Maybe to you. I am proud of my waifu and enjoy showing her off

Truly I was happy to find another bush bro, but you are basically a furry. Not because of your Holo waifu, but because you want to fuck the bunny.

Please don't spoon feed.

I don't think it's very lewd, nothing is exposed and it's probably supposed to be "Artistic nudity" whatever that is supposed to mean.

its just, i was born and raised that lewding the waifu is bad
you re setting me on the wrong path
im sorry that was bad of me
i was just tired, next time i will protect you for sure
it is,
communism now
all we need is a strong leader like stalin

>yuno

my nearest reckoning is that I showed up near to the time you last were seen, and then you weren't around for the first few days of me posting, so some user thought I might be you for whatever reason.

>beatrice

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