What 4 words do women want to hear Cred Forums?

I don't know about 4 words, but I do know the secret to making any girls eyes light up in a club. "You know you're the hottest girl here, right?"

hey son

Fucking auto correct
"Ooga booga muh dik"

Post tits or gtfo

Make America Great Again

D3Mn i rEa1Ly NeDe someE AsS

K

pen pineapple apple pen

make me a sandwich

wanna see my dick?

it's free real estate

Your sister was better

Give me the formuoli.

these aren't my glasses

Puts lotion on skin.

Oldfag, is that you?

Eat all the eggs

open the door dinosaur

eat all these eggs.

I Just farted slut

I cum in pies

Yep, been here all summer :)

>Be me
>First gf
>2nd date
>GetLucky.png
>Wants to whisper sweet nothings
>Lean in close
>"Hitler did nothing wrong."

>last year's meme
>Oldfag

I am STD Free

baby aint mine bitch

Baby's very first dubs

OP is a faggot!

I just raped you.

Suck my dick, baby

Beat me to it

>Its free real estate

learn to cook bitch

Currently, I'm rash free.

...

cut me deeper, bitch

Ban Americans owning guns.

My warts cleared up

I prefer your sister.

kek

Good roofie, isn't it?

the struggle is real.

Give me your money.

EPIC LULZ

I left the iron on

>I lost the lube

I am wizard, nigger

stop microaggressing me, rapist

...

Spread your ass open.

check my dubs bitch

I'm going in dry.

What are your pronouns?

Fifteen minutes....car insurance

This.

Kill all euro cucks

But what about dinner?

>no one posting 'u wan sum fuk'
The fuck had this place come to

Free Stuff For Life.

I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER
Followed by you slapping her, forcing her to the floor, an EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

Gimme da pussi boss

>ON YOUR KNEES SUCKMYDICK

Back to the kitchen

The driver was an alcohol

Income tax is illegal.

I love you, too.

U r correct, they always love hearing that

Two hit to Lumbridge

THE PAIN GOES HERE!!!

I'm going in dry

"Fried chicken and watermelon"

Cred Forums hive mind.

>Nigger tongue my anus
> last year meme

how new are you? this shit is like 6 y.o. or even more

Want a welfare check?

the food smells good

Neat

I pay the bill

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard

Harambe wasn't that great

I'll give you money

It free real estate

Family Guy funny moments

Sharpie in the pooper.

Trump is the only option

>this shit is like 6 y.o.
ooh... so old. now that's OLD Cred Forums... wait... no it's not. real Cred Forums died of cancer in 2008, 2010 was a shit year. enjoy failing at life.

Christ. We get it.

The Game, you lost

dis dat real OC

>What 4 words do women want to hear
>4 words
>Posts 5

I've got 4 for you: Please kill yourself, Faggot.

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Yourself is two words

I hate fucking niggers

How retarded are you?

QUIT POSTING THIS PUSSY FAGGOT CRAP

obvious shillary is obvious

>take my credit card

What are you, some kind of faggot?

We all die alone.

TFW you realiize that the anonymity of Cred Forums leaves no apparent obligations, which is the basis of the hive mind. why fit in, when youll always be equally invisible? fucking fuck-faced-faggot fucking fucker

lol u th him 2 da bar?

Take all my money

Fuck off you cringy fuck

That's not my dick (pic related)

OP here. dont know what the fuck youre implying. i do, however, support you in making yourself feel better. i mean, youre obviously the morally superior one

mott is kill
no

wash your filthy ass

A 2, I can't count any higher

yeah, you get half.

"Don't worry, I'm white. "

99.999...% 5/7

Dicks out for Harambe

SAYS THE PUSSY FAGGOT WITH NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE.

>I voted for trump

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

I'm not a lurker.

He should of tapped

I won the lottery.

My daughter liked it

Nah.
I know what girls want to hear more than you :)
It's your attitude that keeps you single/unhappy.

him: "Thems not Them droids there"

I just farted... bitch.

I post on Cred Forums

Tongue punch my fartbox

Your equal to a man

that's five words autism speaks poster children

Imma fertilize them eggs

You lost the game.

Really? What happened next?

That is seven words.

Hands up, don't shoot.

wuttermelone money chicken fuck

call j g wentworth

Your gooch smells ok

your mom said seven words

"your dick just feels too good daddy"

The divorce is finalized.
The wife gets custody.
Here's your alimony check.

DEUS MOTHER FUCKING VULT

You just lost the-

you are a cuck

then who was phone

lul u wild tho

Show tits or gtfo.

Please take my money

ill lick your ass :^)___^__

Hey that's really inappropriate

Billionaire Big Dick Caucasian

Bro thats 14 words

Give me the Formuoli

Lemme get dat pussy.

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sry 4 words he said
"bby pls gibby dat"

i make memes everyday

Imagine Dragons is bae

I killed your cat....

Tag you got AIDS

nigger that's five words in white people

Try again, son. I'm never married, gay as springtime, in a comfortable relationship with my man, and intentionally untouchable by any given woman wanting to fuck up my life from the inside out.

appropriate. Thank you.

Got a pay raise

Gbs

gibe da pusi b0ss

would you ever fuck a woman?

Shit. Spring, gay? Check your garden fucboi. Autumn is the gayest of em' all. Winter is definitely runner up.

Your penis in mine?

bbgurl, lemme, whisp, inyuhur

I fucked your mother

i bet she tongues niggers anuses

Christ no.

>autumn
>football season
>the whole country sits down to watch burly men wearing spandex pants chasing each other around
I never said spring is the gayest, but you're absolutely correct, sir.

>I am STD positive
corrected

real shit this is an aphrodisiac for bitches

Fuck off

not even if she was manly, like. really manly?

it's free Realestate

I know you're right

big dick and rich

the kitchen is dirty

Dick the birthday boy

It is free realestate

I would maybe consider the prospect of fucking a FtM cuntboy, but I'd have some pretty fucking specific prerequisites for saying yes.

Tits or get tfo

I'm rich, let's fuck!

Your so fat that

I fap to lolis

Here's the Child support

its free real estate

ma sides

I'll fucking rape you

i bought you a....

hes a speed demon

doctor pavel, im cia

i make six figures

please end my life

I can fist myself

dont be pregnant pls

Check these dubs bitch.

Doctor or coat hanger

Take everything from me.

When a woman hears this she knows got another source of income and quickly starts hunting for another wallet errr male

Get back to kitchen

"I am a millionaire."

Oooow weee can do.

thunderfury, blessed blade of

Not cringy if u dont look like a cave troll

Bite down on the pillow I'm going in dry

ur a wizard hary

It was my privilege

fuck off and die
die in a fire
fuck you imma dragon

bite down I'm guy

i make six figures

You should kill yourself

I am very rich

This
youtu.be/QNQ_PZGQBIk

Top 4 Words Women Like Hearing
1. feminism
2. cuckold
3. SJW
4. sorry

I'm have black penis

nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga
nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga
bitch nigga nigga white women titties ass

choose 4 words

i've got the drughs

>correcting your shit post.
austism

there are two genders

Kek

i can afford maids

A timeless classic

Hand me a beer.

my dick is average

boi CHECK

Dicks out for Harambe

Is that a salami?

I´m filthy fucking rich.

it works ya virgin

I bet you wear a funny hat when you say it

if you don't think this works you need to try it on a couple random girls

No. You're not allowed.

the card is yours

You ready for anal?

this

il pay for it

i love you too

Wnt sum fuk bby?

>Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

This

How was your day?

I didn't pull out

you are my 100th

Your sister is better.

Suicide is an option

You'll get over it.

Bush did nine eleven

I will never reply

How are you feeling?

i guess youll have no problem filling your cialis scrip then

Lllllllll

OP is a faggot

Please be my skin-suit

...

Bitch don't make me

Lets do some ketamine.

I've a fedora collection

Around blacks never relax

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

I need about treefiddy

I never wear condoms

That looks like a pic of mine that someone saved and changed a bit. It's possible that it passed through a few other hands as well.

Let's raid some shit
>goobypls.jpg

remove yourself from genepool

Moar? I only have these two

AIDS isn't contagious, right?

Ever heard of #McChicken?

I brought the skippy

U want sum dick?

It's just a prank

No one cares about this individual. She isn't even close to being egalitarian.

"You gonna get raped."

(you)

i am not black

niggers tongue my anus

>I gotta go shit

...

I lose

Well then, stop fucking them. Duh

dat nice

every nigger must hang

scream and you die

John is kill... no

We wuz kangz'n shiet.

my anus is prolapsed

You talk like a faggot

bitch you pussy smells

Sorry about the crabs

I am not black

Make me a sandwich

Eat my ass please

ITTY BABBY, ITTY BOAT

jet fuel can't steel

Bush did 9 11

we movin on up