WHATS THE FASTESTS WAY TO GET DIARREAH Cred Forums

WHATS THE FASTESTS WAY TO GET DIARREAH Cred Forums.
>Will post results.

drink a fuckton of applejuice

eat MREs

have non atm

get some
go to wal mart (or whatever's close)
buy a gallon of applejuice
and chug that fucker
>captcha was the whole thing

Here u go. Take two of these and call me in the morning.

Mix a tablespoon of liquid dish soap into a glass of milk and drink it quickly

Eat raw chicken and drink 4 cups of coffee

OUT OF MY WAY FAGGOTS, THERE IS SOME PLEB TIER SHIT GOING ON HERE.

>eat about 2 pounds of food and wait about 2 hours
>chug the entire bottle of milk of magnesia
>shit EVERYWHERE
>2016 AND NOT KNOWING THE FASTEST WAY TO SHIT WATER.

Sugar free candies, has to have maltitol as artifical sweetener to work. Ate a small handful of gummy bears once and shit the couch after a fantastic fart orchestra. Took roughly an hour.

Fanta + milk.
Very powerful shitriver maker

OP Here
I live in south america and i have non of the shit you are posting.
Till now ive had:
>100gr of mustard with warm water
>1.5l of coke mixed with milk
>3 cups of coffee
WHY THIS SHIT DOESNT WORK

Go to dollar store. Get bottle of magnesium citrate. Drink. Wait 3 hours. Shit like mongoose.

Flaco soy de sudamerica igual y creeme, un vaso de fanta y leche entera (mitad y mitad) en una hora va a sacar de vos un río de caca.

a big glass with 2/4 milk, 1/4 coke and 1/4 honey, chocolate milk can give better results.

go buy some mineral oil. probably the most natural thing as well. you drink it and youll be shitting in no time.

OP
Update:
Got a Liter of milk,mixed it with a shit ton of coffee.

add 3 drops of eye drops to a glass of water

go buy a bunch of soft fruit, preferably figs or prunes and eat like 3 handfuls.

Can attest. Magnesium citrate will clear your colon OUT

Microwave white castle sliders