Sleeping

>sleeping
>get up and take a piss
>return to your bed
>see this
what do

is that bed really small of is that dude really huge?

Get dick? Obvious answer is obvious

"Oh, Markus, I didn't wake you up, did I? Sorry..."

Return to bed, snuggle.

Fuck him in the arse, jack him off, creampie him, felch, swallow after gargling, make out then snuggle for hours.

>Tell my boo to stop hogging the whole bed.
>climb in
>snuggle my head against his chest
>wrap my leg around his
>pull covers up
>drape my arm over him
>fall asleep feeling secure and safe

Dad not again.

GODDAMNIT CARLOS
STOP HOGGING THE WHOLE FUCKING BED

360 turn and walk out

Share lifting advice.
Talk about fav music and movies.

lay on his chest and cuddle

>there's a mirror on the ceiling
>guy is me the whole time
but who was phone?

Looks like a queen sized bed from the proportions, so...

>pulls out glock
>shoots the cock

Ask him why he's wearing nothing but a cross between a panty and a diaper.

berry my dick so deep in it, whoever removed would be crowned king arthur

Call the police because theres a strange man in my bed

It could be a double. There is only 6 inches difference. 60" vs 54". Tough to tell the difference visually without something for scale. Sweaty men isn't a good enough measure.

"could you please leave? i have a busy day tomorrow i got to get some sleep and youre taking the whole bed... ok ok ill just sleep on the couch"

Hope I manage to win both rounds so that I can move on and try to shank Akuma before he kills me

Sleep on top of him, face down on his chest