HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

by having money

Lol, and she's asian. Anything appear huge next to them.

Sauce?

That's not actually that impressive

He is only about 8" long

Pic related, forearm size vs height of a group of individuals

The 5'6" girl had a forearm length of 23cm vs the 20cm of an 8" dick

The girl in this video likely has a forearm 3cm longer than his dick

Therefore with similar proportions that would put her around 5'6" which is actually a bit tall for the average porn star

Most porn stars are really tiny

A tiny girl is more likely to have exaggerated butts and tits, as well as more likely to make a slightly above average sized penis look gigantic, therefore most are pretty fucking short

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side to side movement

>mfw the cock scientists come out

Was.. I supposed to?

u mean camwhores?

This guy gets it.

How thin is she? I'm thinking 5'0, 90lbs wet.

nigger we have this thread every 6 minutes. so the shadow government has taken complete control of this website now? we've been waiting for you faggots. we will find you and execute you for high treason.

I don't because I'm not self conscious about my dick or my sex life.

I haven't been on Cred Forums for maybe 8 years but those cock obsessed cock scientists are still as active as ever

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damn son i didn't know Cred Forums got cock scientist up in here sheeeeeeeeee

her MFC cam name is dariejxo

she's been inactive for almost a year.

Last time I saw her she had just moved.

drink lots of incubus daft

This should be a meme. Call it:

cockology
dickology
cockistry

nobody's gonna comment on a human proportion chart that lists fucking WINGSPAN?

I look better then that guy

Where's the fuckin sort???

one word: confidence. you can look like that and be a 3 if your confidence game isnt on point. real talk.

by using your brain.

not all women, especially quality women want giant dick.

most quality, marriagable types, want brains, culture, money.

if you just want to have sex all your life, are ruled by your appetites, are not interested in moral or intellectual virtue (the truly redeemable qualities of humans), and excellence, then by all means, try to figure out how you can compete with giant dicks so you can keep your dick wet all your miserable life.

By realizing only about 3% of the population has a penis larger than 8 inches and the "average" meaning the median size of men is 5.5. When you consider that statistic, odds are you are bigger than a lot of other men while there are other men bigger than you, but the size difference between the vast majority of men is negligible.
Besides that, do you want a size queen?

love is what makes sex good

also,

get your cunninglingus game some mad skillz.

profit++

Sauce:

Darijxo (or some shit)
Or
Fish and wolf

Im drunk.. forgive me if wrong. Enjoy endless jacks

Get penis long surgery. It's cheap and safe.

shut the fuck up you fucking intellectual pussy. you are not better than anyone. ive always appreciated intellect and my gifted schlong size, thats why you dont see me bashing one in spite of the other

Following your logic, dick pics would actually get dudes laid.
Protip: They dont.

then it is highly likely you are not intelligent as you think you are.

intellectualism is not being more intelligent. it is the appreciation of intellectual virtue (reasoning), above other things.

since philosophers of antiquity have agreed with me.

start with The Republic, noob.

your reaction indicates a defensiveness because it hits close to home.

KEEEEEKD

Maybe not your dick pics.

>not mine either
>just saying

this picture triggers me because so many guys put up with bullshit like that

UNDERRATED

i am better than people that don't use their privilege, or their brains.

by better, i am better through virtue. better does not mean "better human.," which is a nebulous definition. better as in, "contributes more to the improvement of mankind," which again, is subjective, but again, the chain of philosophers have tried valiantly to define. and it is of this definition that i agree and uphold--

--the contemplative and virtuous life.

and yes, with big shlong, you are probably a big guy, and can beat me up. i am happy for you.

the dirty sluts of Cred Forums who get 0 dicks to start with, probably dudes even lmao

you're not the only one, this pic shocked me more than shock videos

my perceived defensiveness is simply a projection of your own insecurities, much like your self-doubt regarding your own exaggerated mental capabilities. either that, or youre just a fucking genius who, for whatever reason, doesnt like to speak above a level understandable by me in the 4th grade

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News flash 8 inch cocks are the 98th percentile and pretty fucking impressive to the average girl that does not browse Cred Forums and think about dick size every day.

same guy here. protip: never ever ever imply an intellectual superiority. they will feel as if they are constantly being looked down upon. trust me, its a huge red flag for girls.... and something that separates the boys from the men

>then it is highly likely you are not intelligent as you think you are
then it is highly likely you are not blessed with a big dick to accurately know how much women actually prefer big over small dick

>intellectualism is not being more intelligent. it is the appreciation of intellectual virtue
you go appreciate The Republic while the women around you appreciate my dick in their mouth

You don't. Any slut that wants to fuck something that big has a problem.

I'm 7 inches and that's allright.

Also fuck off satan

hey man. thanks

somehow, bragging about my newly discovered percentile would take away from whatever point i was gonna make about this

uh seriously??? wingspan is tip of fingers to tip of fingers.

Actually money >>>>>>>> any dick size

Proud of your intelligence? Cool beans, i will tell you one thing i have learned. Intelligence breeds misery. So by all means go around flaunting how intellectually superior you are to everyone else the trained eye can see that you are just as dead inside as the rest of us and that this is the only way you can try to regain some semblance of masculinity on an internet message board where you feel you have to prove that old adage that you are in fact a special snowflake but in reality just like the rest of us you are a dime a dozen.

How exactly have you advanced the improvement of mankind? Cured a disease? Invented something nifty? Doubtful, you are on Cred Forums after all user.

Pic related:it's you in comparison to actual intellectuals

sorry man, I'm not a pteradactyl. pretty sure that would be arm span.

yep. possibly below average. and happily married to an intellectual for nearly ten years. in which like Nietzsche, gauge our relationship according to our conversations.

it's an interesting though. do i try harder to "better myself" because i'm compensating? to me, that's not a bad thing. suppose it is different from a wallstreet banker getting a humvee h1. and is it possible that the giant shlong man as posted by OP, doesn't try, since he is overly satisfied and has nothing to prove because certain women gravitates towards him because of size? but you see, trying, is for everyone, a type of determinism. whereas, his "gift," and my opponent's gift, was based purely on chance. which is to be more admired? being proud of luck, or being proud of effort?

If intelligence breeds misery, you are not using it right.

idiot. no. the brain is literally programmed to want whatever the classically alphas actions are. without sounding too cliche, a woman will INSTANTLY divorce a rich pussy (johnny depp, pussy enemy no. 1)who doesnt make her feel like a human female. any time to believe that, youre just giving yourself reason to not pursue the women who you are capable of getting

u pray ur girl never meets him

He can't put it all in her, dummy. Stop being insecure and grow a pair.

>the size of your balls is much more important.

Are you sure you aren't just retarded user?

Why would you marry her, you would be an absolutely moron if you are get married and have a lot of money (while she does not)

> (You)
> Are you sure you aren't just retarded user?
QED

I don't need to. My boyfriend can.

>Why would you marry her, you would be an absolutely moron if you are get married and have a lot of money (while she does not)
Exactly, she gave you the goods already. About the only thing she is getting is a trust fund for the baby if you knock her up. I have that for two girls now and it is only 10% of my income working the Trust. They are both fine with it. One wants another baby from me.

>implying they are both me

Femanon here
Money doesn't cause orgasms. Sure, we want money, but if money is all you've got then I'm getting some dick on the side while you're at work.

>deal with it.

i agree that smart people are more miserable. the latest book i've read to corroborate this is Susan Cain, Quiet. it is a mistake to believe that all people are only interested in one side of the spectrum of human emotion or experience. for instance, why do people "torture" themselves for certain achievements? marathons. k2 summit without supplemental o2. grinding out novels. sacrificing comforts, love, approval, rejection, to publish a crucial research paper. those who brave "misery" are among the bravest.

I only "flaunt" as you say, to give others some measure of hope that weren't fortunate enough to have a gifted shlong. I know that others have inspired me in this way. i'm not very masculine. i'm very androgynous, but not quite effeminate.

you'd be surprised who shows up on Cred Forums since it's rise in popularity.

youtube.com/watch?v=4RaS46syJYs

i concede this twice now.

i will go appreciate Plato with my wife while you get your dick wet.

yes. you're right.

i agree that flaunting any superiority is a faux pas. hubris is the downfall of empires.

however, in this case, my wife is attracted to my arrogance, and as long as I don't flaunt in person, i am not vulgar. one should never be vulgar to the less fortunate, in any capacity.

>be black

He said "How do you compete against this?" not "How do you spread AIDS?"

man, shut up. there is NOTHING masculine about my pointing the truth out to you. girls process MANNING THE FUCK UP as the ONLY way. MAN, stop being so nice and stop subconsciously rejecting your masculine impulses. if you have balls, natures telling you to fuck shit up when needed. that doesnt mean BE AN ASSHOLE constantly.. that is NOT masculinity.

god, the fucking beta males association of masculinity to real-life appllication is so backwards. th youre all just pointing your depression on your smart misery. girls DONT WANT YOU IF YOU WANT TO BE SELFISH. think about it, smarties. a nice person would get evolutionarily stomped over.

I agree with you however i deviate on a certain point. instead of showing how intelligent i can be i hide it and dumb myself down around people. I do this for two reasons chiefly i want the people i choose to spend my time with to feel as comfortable as possible as well as maintaining the fact that i am just like them. Secondly i believe intelligence is only an advantage when hidden. With hard work and studying intellect is earned, not given. it simply depends on the the path your life has taken you as to what your personality gravitates towards.

I apologize if i seemed rude before. As for the whole misery part of your post i agree on that front as well.

I struggle with depression daily, no one would ever know it though, my walls are too thick and my mask is too realistic. I go out of my way to brighten peoples days because i have to deal with this all the time and i never want another human being to feel the way that i do right now.

Maybe i'm biased user. I still stick by my statement that intelligence breeds misery.

Pretty sure my wife fucked every guy she dated while she was dating me.
But she claims to have only ever fucked me and her ex husband.
Pretty sure im getting the raw deal just like the guys in that pic where the women slutted around and then when they got married they switched off their libidos never to fuck again.
God knows my wife has done this same shit to me.

Someones a bit wrapped up in their new intro phil class.
>you know OPs a faggot right?

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tips fedora

homie, i totally get that. women, at the core, need to fucking be slapped in the face with love and then never apologized to. thats what they need at the DNA's level

and im getting some pussy while i work.

no, its about reacting equally. a real man will see a bitch move, point it out to said BITCH, and then not be mad if they decide to leave. because, your time is too valuable, anyways. but also,theres a level of bullshit that women naturally test you with... and thats the game

you give beast oral. Thats how!

no you're not. you can't even get pussy when you're off of work, fat boy.

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you don't. That's one guy and there are 3.5 billion women.

grow up

theres tons of videos of her solo