Hello Cred Forums. I'm hoping to gather some advice from my fellow sex deviants and the like...

Hello Cred Forums. I'm hoping to gather some advice from my fellow sex deviants and the like. Gays welcome as this is probably your area of expertise. Long story short, I'm running out of lube fast. I use pic related. Problem is, I use quite a bit of the stuff in a session. It costs $15 a bottle, and I can't be seen buying the shit on every 2 days at my local 24 hour CVS. Shit's awkward. Not to mention stupid expensive.

What does Cred Forums use? What can I buy that is in a rather large container, is good as lube, and doesn't look odd for a guy to be buying?

>Inb4 fag, faggot, etc

I know I know. Believe it or not I'm not full gay. Just like butt stuff. Will bump with random porn for answers.

honestly just steal it. its small enough

>Believe it or not I'm not full gay. Just like butt stuff.

But... but OP that's not how gays work you faggot

4 tsp cornstarch / 1cup of water.

mix thoroughly and boil about 10min stirring frequently.

let cool. keeps for about a day, you're welcome.

oh and pic related is are my toys. Hence why I use so much lube. I don't mind being seen buying normal stuff, i.e. hand lotion or something. I don't care if someone thinks I'm just beating off with the stuff, but if they suspected the truth or anyone were to ever question me, I'm probably die of embarrassment.

stealing is for niggers.

just buy moisturizing lotion that dosent sting on cuts and you are good to go. and it will give your dick nice smooth skin.

corn starch? Wouldn't that be like high friction?

Get the bottle thats like 1.80$ at Walmart. It's water based and relatively good. It's made by Equate.

Buy a big fucking jar of coconut oil from local grocery store.

a guy doing butt stuff not immediately seen as gay? I mean I know as OP I'm automatically a faggot, but just figured I'd get the inb4 out there. Whatever.

This

I've never looked back

naw. fresh (ie 4 hours) shits like tick lube, after about 12 it starts to get a little watery but still man try it out. works wonders and cheap as fuck.

Coconut oil. Get food grade. You can buy big tubs of it on amazon for cheap. It's anti-bacterial/fungal/viral doesn't leave a mess, and moisturizes the shit out of anywhere you rub it into. Your dick will be soft, your butthole will be soft.

Girls usually like it cause it just tastes like coconut instead of chemicals too. Plus it's 100% edible and when you eat it it'll improve your skin and bowels.

Hope that helps OP,

yep this is it
$5 for 1kg

You're one of those niggers who forces management to encase certain products with anti-theft devices, aren't you?

Holy shit m8 your asshole must be meters wide

+1 for coconut oil.

coconut oil huh? I mean I smell faintly of oranges for a day after fucking myself using the Durex stuff. Smelling like coconut can't be terrible. I bought a random bottle of hand lotion once and didn't see it had something in it for a "cooling sensation". Made my asshole sting for a full day and was raw red.

Ben Gay

eh. Everyone says the same but doing butt stuff like I do with the big toys sparingly doesn't hurt anything. 9 times out of 10 I use the toy to the far left while jerking it at the computer desk. It's small enough to require little lube, but still big enough to give a satisfying "pop!" when you put it in.

After fucking myself with the 2nd one from the left, I can usually stick 1 finger in my ass without touching the sides for an hour afterwards. I can't even fit the 2 huge ones. They're nice for stretching though.

>no homo.

definitely going to buy some then. Soft skin is a plus. thanks for the input then guys. I'll post a few more porn pics then be on my way.