If Cred Forums can count from 1 to 10 in ten consecutive posts, one number per post then I will break these eggs...

if Cred Forums can count from 1 to 10 in ten consecutive posts, one number per post then I will break these eggs, pour them into my anus with a funnel and post the video here

good luck Cred Forums

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gg op we will never do this
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oi fucking bellends want to know how to do this right? Dont post so fuckin often, let it SIT a bit before you put in your number

Just let one person finish counting, you fucking retards

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Why has no one asked for a time stamp yet?

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I'VE GOT THIS EVERYBODY SHUT UP
>If you don't from now on you must do every Captcha 3 times at least

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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

checked

Everyone stop fucking it up. We need to work together. I'll give everyone a number to do and everyoneed else be quiet. you are 1. You are 2
you are 3
you are 4
you are 5
you are 6
you are 7
you are 8
your are 9

I'll do 10. Let's try this out.

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>Cred Forums
>"need to work together"
we dont need to do shit nigger.
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niggers tongue my anus

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If you want OP to deliver yes we do nigger

Found the newfag

OP IF YOU DO THAT YOU CAN GET SALMONELLA POISONING AND DIE YOU STUPID FUCK.

Hey im 1 nigger

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Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu Kyu

Check 'em

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Hillary Clinton's leathery pissflaps

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check out these fucking trips you piece of shit.
OP Pour the god damned eggs in your ass right the fuck now.

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it will never happen

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TRIPS GET

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Yea nice trips faggot, kys

This thread is proper derailed.

KYS

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ZOZZLE ME FAGGOTS

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piss on a dog shit nigger fucker

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WE FUCKED UP. RESTART 1

Wrong thread faggot

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Look at this. Cred Forums is trying to save OP's anus. Cred Forums has gone soft.

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I wouldn't even consider myself xenofobic, not against poland, japanese, whatever, but I hate all americans with all my might.

I fucking hate americans. They are as bad as mexicans, maybe even worse. I hate them with the fury of 1000 suns, those hamburger eating fuckers. They are the cancer killing the modern world. Not only are they straight ugly and fat, they are stupid. They may run tech centers and shit, but they're so stupid it's rage enticing. Every time I see an american woman I want to throw up all over the fucking place. On top of this, they smell terrible. Every time an american turns to talk to me, the mixture of their BO and breathe makes me want to shoot myself to get rid of the pain. It's like they never bathe. I could take my hairy ass and rub shit all over it, not only would it be smarter and prettier than an american, it would smell many times better. Their food is disgusting too. I could mix sewage in with vomit and make better cuisine.

Their country is shit too. It's over crowded and smelly as a pair of old dudes balls. They're the cancer killing this world, they're like mexicans except they aren't as good at sports and they aren't quite as violent. Just as ugly, stupid fat and smelly.

More like Cred Forums has gone full autism.

OP wont deliver, but if you want to try go make a discord or something you can count down to a post-drop on. Time it right and youll shit out your 0-10 in one batch.

uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez

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>consecutive posts

Closest we've been in a long time without an admin locking the thread.

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No one post except me

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ok

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dude

don't post

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Go and suck my Lolli
Pop...
Sugar sweet,
Cherry topped.
For sure fit,
Too legit,
Hot Spot,
Twerk it, bitch!
Strip it down,
Work it up,
Baby let me fill your cups.
O
To the M
To the F
To the G
Sticky
Messy,
Taste my treat.

But I love it when you...

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big hot sweaty negro penises

sorry

Faggot ass nigger

Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.

Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.

Let's
Get this party started
Drink
Til we get retarded

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She licked me like I'm Ice Cream...

She's melting

What the fuck?
You know that we do it rough
Move your feet
To the beat
With this shit
This song's complete
Move your body super sweet
Always like an ice cream treat

Got a monster in my pants,
And if I ever get the chance,
Gonna cram it down your throat,
Watch you gasp for air and choke.
I'm gonna jizz all in your face!
I'm gonna wreck this fuckin' place!
Pull my hair,
Smash the chair,
Break the bed,
And give me head!

Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.

Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.

Let's
Get this party started
Drink
Till get we retarded

She licked me like I'm Ice Cream...

You can taste my Ice Cream,
We can be a sweet team...

Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.

Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.

LET'S,
GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
DRINK,
'TILL WE GET RETARDED!

desu

LET'S GOOOOOO.
OH NOOOO.

Can't stop the tickles.
They call me Dr. Giggles.
It's o-o-o-off the chizzle
Fo' shizzle dizzle
I'm bangin' with the b-o-t-o-dizzle
With wiffles
'Cause I dribble like I'm rubbing on nipples.
Gotta get out the pickle
Make it rain with the ripples.
Let my, candy rum trickle
Get you buzzed with double triples.
Getting head, in rentals
Avoiding the parentals.
This is ghetto, plain and simple
With the down beat tempo.

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Oh, no!

They be hatin' us.
'Cause we're glamorous.
They be hatin' us.
'Cause I'm fabulous.
Can't stop me once I've started,
Baby, got me retarded.
Don't phunk-phunk-phunk-phunnnk
With my heart.

LET'S GOOOOO.

[Chorus:]
Chop, chop, chop you up.
I'm a monster, (hah, hah hah)
Eat you like a cannibal,
Spit you out like an animal. [x2]

nig nogs

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Slice, slice, slice you up.
I'm a monster, (hah, hah hah)
Cut you up, I'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice. [x2]

Go 'head girl, shake that butt.
Make me freakin' bust a nut!
Crank that music, bust it up.
Let's get wasted, super UHN.
Guess what, honey. I'm a freak.
I'm a freak inside the sheets.
Rough, tough, naughty nurse.
Rip it up, now make it hurt.
Don't stop, get it, get it!
Last for hours, not for minutes.
Open wide for my surprise,
Scratch and blow for your grand prize.
Smear it on your plastic face,
Leave you with a sweeter taste.
Super soaker on your chest,
Let it drip down on your breasts.

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Why dont you all just stop posting

fdgsdfsg

Fucking die

because ur mom lol soz m8

Restart 1

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restarting

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>why

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come on, everyone stop posting and let one guy get the count done

Can we all agree to let one fucking person do this? I got up to 8 until some faggot fucked it up

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ok, starting over

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YOU FUCKER I WAS DOING IT ALOne AND YOU RUINED IOT

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alright nobody post im doing this

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shit, sorry dude, I fucked it up

start again

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mmm 3

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Kill yourself

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I want my sister to breastfeed me

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Stop posting everyone just let this happen I want to see this

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*black kid vine plays* "21" xD

yeah, no one post and just let this guy do it

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ok shut the fuck up, I'm doing this now

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You fuckers i hope you all die


I just wanted to see some eggs be smashed but no you all have to be assholes

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Let me try for the 3rd time

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FUCKING NIGGERS

Why are you pussies trying to not see this happen

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Okie you guys please shut up xD

Lets see some eggs in this guys ass cx

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I want your sister to breastfeed me

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/thread

Sorry wrong thread, but can someone explain this gif? I just cant wrap my head around it.

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Tanagrams, my nig

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fucking tornados man

Nigger

Shit, i don't know what that is but it sounds smart.

Thanks!

nobody post

i got this..

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Apparently it's just tangrams, but close enough

trying again

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I know OP won't deliver but I want to see Cred Forums pull this off just once. Reply to me and I'll give you a number. Just once can we not be faggots and work together

Hey thanks! I'll catch you later. :^)

uno

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can i be 12? its my favorite number ^_^

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People don't realize that the reason Cred Forums can never pull this off isn't a lack of coordination; it's the fact that there are always a few people ready and willing to fuck it up just for keks.

The movement and odd angles conceal the area of the pieces increasing during the shuffle.

While you can do this to a real candy bar, and indeed end up with what appear to be the same number of pieces, your overall bar will indeed be smaller by the area of the leftover piece.

catorce!!!!

This 1 thread is the literal summery for Cred Forums. ITT: count to 10 one number at a time in 10 consecutive posts

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ONLY POST IF YOUR NAME IS STEVE

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my name's Steve!

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ok, let's make it happen

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Frosted butts

Fred here, can I post too?

n igg er zzz

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Frosted butts

sweaty dog's dick

Cringe

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I did a bit brown shit this morning

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newfag

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me too, we're like big brown shit twins

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⎝༼ຈل͜ຈ༽⎠

\(;•;)/

ヽ( ・ω・)ﾉ

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bump for anus eggs

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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yes

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kek

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restart

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wut?

fuck niggers

FUCKING SHUT UP I GOT THIS

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anyone watched this? how is it?
youtube.com/watch?v=lHXgNn18z90

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

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Okay, it's impossible, op is a clever bitch

If trips op must delivah without counting

lol bump limit hit

ok, guess your post number and OP delivers

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watch the bottom part of the big piece while its moving up. it gets bigger, you just dont notice it if you dont know it.

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the problem here is OP. even if we try, OP will interrupt the count with a random post.

and that's the reason why is impossible!

surely no one would do that, not here on Cred Forums

ok, here we go

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everyone quit posting and I'll get this

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Ok

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CUNT CUNT CUNT

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I'm sorry.

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you forgot your 2

jews did 9/11

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niggers

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if anyone completes the count before the thread 404s then I'll post nudes of Chloe Moretz

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fuck op
fuck the rules
fuck niggers