You are now black what do you do

you are now black what do you do

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Answer every question with "Muh Dick!"

Bait some cops into shooting me while unarmed.

(In my country) use my racial benefits to enter a top tier College

Do the world a favor and kill myself

Ongo bongo flapjacks watermelon grape soda.

Gimme your fucking wallet, chicken and waffles

Say "What" a lot
Smoke weed
Buy big chrome wheels
Stop being able to hear distorted speakers
Lose half my vocabulary
Walk with a limp of some sort

Drown in my bathtub

hit on the hottest white chick and succeed

i go in to work tomorrow and chat up Rebecca, that hot woman from the Sudan.

Reparations please

Get sum hoes
Smoke weed til my brains leak out my eyes
Get a gat
Dinndu nuffin
Roll on my pimped out Neon
Sup?

*rape the hottest white chick.

join a gang and become a sick ass pimp.

Maintain G

act as confused as this nigga

Stop watching tranny porn and touching children

Fuck white bitches. Make their husbands watch.

An hero

Overdose on white pussy

Go looking for my father

tiny dick white boi detected

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Futile

Grow a giant afro and create a reaction channel on youtube called "Afroreacz" where I even say something like "OH NO." and "WHAT" sometimes.

Get to work

I will use my newfound blackness and gain popularity. Once I am an incredibly popular figure, I will slowly make. Wing beta "cool". Replace CoD with WoW, get everyone to watch anime, and most importantly, I WILL MAKE NECKBEARDS COOL.
Once this is finished I will bevonfind myself, and I will be the most alpha person in town.

start showering 3 times a day. Growing up I used to always play basketball and they would always be there at the park courts. Some of them smelled horrible.

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Kill myself (the right answer)

Takeover hockey

Ask for help from the state

send ma mixtape to da homies

you cant..you black now so any sport which involves water in any form is off limits now.

kill myself

Move southwards, now I can handle the sunlight and skin cancer won't be a problem.
Live 'round the equator, the heat won't bother me now. Either somewhere mid-africa, mid-Chile, Ecuador, Colombia, Jamaica or in equally warm and sunny areas.
I would of course utterly avoid the US, where black people are treated like shit.

So that's what I'd do - what would you do OP?

Apply for welfare

Test if i can reach my own dick with my fat luscious lips. I can't wait to taste!

Kek

>avoid the US, where black people are treated like shit.

This isn't tumblr you cuck

Get off welfare and get a job

NUFFIN! I SWEAR

PLOTTWIST:
You turn back white after 2 years and keep the hair.

>Steal a bunch of kids bikes
>sell bikes
>Buy spinners that cost more then my car

And fuck any skanky puss I can leaving illegitimate children in my wake.

Damn! I shall have to move north again, now the sun can actually burn me.
Also, I shall be shaved bald henceforth.

*than

fpbp

Ayyo niga da furst thang i gon do is hit up dat girl laquisha mayn sheit
Gon leab dat ho an mofuggin kill whitey nomsayin homie?

kill myself for the sake of humanity

Become white Mr. Skletal.

I think you got your wires crossed there son. OP said you are now black, not you are now white

Do anything and get emedeatly shot by a white cop who then goes on payed leave

Do suicide by cop....then all the other nigga's go apeshit

found the homosexual

"emedeatly"

Wear yogapants to office and show jenny from accounting what i´m working with now.

Hear about the black teenage girl who had an abortion?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for $1000

Be a hero

kill myself over the shame.

ooooh ma man hahaaaa

Looks like this mothu fucka had his feels hit

Fuck white bitches and make dem crackers mad.

I learn Nasty Plot and Dark pulse to wreck Psychics.

become white again

become a pop superstar and slowly become white again

I replace Windows with Linux For Niggers(tm)

Be a god and smile down on all you little neckbeards.

The nostalgia, Only black 90's kids would remember.

>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Rape the white womyn and steal a bike.

Become a police officer
Shoot myself(not to death)
Start a protest
Burn down taco bell

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dance

Hitting on a white chick is the standard of nigger love.

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Panda

Speak out against sjws because they would listen because I'm not a white male

where da white wimmins at

time to rape and murder!

Be it 6'10
Imma chase my dream as pro baller

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This would work, if only you were a black woman though.

Bump for the (very few) interesting posts.

Nuffin

Underrated post

Only one thing TO do...

I get shot

Imma immigrade to Sweden

Win

Too cold, too dark in winter, too little sun, vitamin D deficiency will occur.

Aww sheeet! I's gon kill masef

Al long as imma git dem wayt pussi

>you are now black what do you do?
why you aksin?

Fuck your wife. Make you pay the bills, have your son call me step-dad . Drive your car. Fuck your sister . Fuck your mom. Make sure to let everyone know you are a cuck at the family barbecue.
Finally have you clean your wife out before getting us some drinks. Tonight you get to sleep at the foot of the bed.

Your whiteness is showing, it's embarrassing.

Go collect my welfare.

An hero

Lol come on now you know only white bois can rape chicks and get away with it. Lol you just can't get laid. Period. Rape or no rape.
Lol you the type of nigga who would go to rape a chick , and not be able to get a hard on.

Top kek

Everyone in this thread is literally unbelievable. Do you really think of yourself superior to blacks? Slavery ended 150 years ago, blacks were reduced to animals and savages at that time. There is white trailer trash who haven't been able to crawl out of poverty and crime for longer then that and they came to America as educated and wealthy Europeans...

Boooooooo I say booooooo
That joke was shit tier.

blame whites for literally everything

and demand welfare from them of course

Bind, rape and kill

>then claim dindu nuffin

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