REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

either this works and its good or either it doesnt and nothing really changes so here igo

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Hi bb

Roll

Aye

I want one! :(

how young will this girl be?

Don't want a gf either. Shooo. Go away.

I have a wife, but wouldn't mind a hot girlfriend.

Whatever

kys now user

why not

You gay, son?

Why you never will have a gf, faggot

Nig

...

Quick gf

12-13

waifu get

ok

Desperate enough that ill give this a chance

please be true

kek

reply
ok
here
-where's the catalog ?

Nice you are getting twins

why not?

pls

>D YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORRO
xddddddddddddddddddd

Isn't Hillary starting a worldwar against russia and China, too?

Desperation card?

done

Reply

Gettttt

here

Okay okay fine

I'm sad

this wont work... but what the hell

wildcats

sure

kek

This is so cringe, I must be fucking weak if I need to respond to this :(

another one? i need to make room in my basement

thanks

dear god no amurricans !

-if nothing else is available, I'll remain single

what can go wrong

pls b0ss

i dont need a gf i need a friends with benefits is that ok?

Lets roll for some luck

hello give exgf back pls

Ok

oki

fuck it, let's see what happens

I bet not...

roll

Ayt

lets see if this works

cant hurt to try

Please

Sage bomb sage bomb, youre a sage bomb

I have no hopes for this ever

niggers

Here's our Japanese Catalog.

Fuck it

K

WTH

thanks

They see me rollin'

WHY AM I DOING THIS

dubs and i will have a threesome tomorrow

Ayy

I don't want one yet

I'm loving life atm with 2 girls chasing me

fucking retard

hell yeah

Bruh.

I am a virgin aswell

Hmletssee

Kek

Lol wont work but lets try

worth a try

Won t happen

Tally ho

What desperation drives me to do...

Bullshit.

sure

In this moment I am euphoric

is that ken sama?

thank you, dear sir,
I'll take the MILFs at the ends of the table, please

Why not

Lies

Roll

Okay

Yeah

thanks

Already have one

Beta cuck no more!!!

Damon hormones

fuck

Who would be my girlfriend anyways?

-

Sure I will.

...

...

nutjobs

get

Roll

i will

can she look like pic related?

liar liar dick's on fire

I hope this works im so lonely now.

Hey there buddy boi

Wish me luck

Betting a million-billion dollars this won't happen.

That way, when it doesn't happen I feel relief rather than disappointment.

I believe you

A curse upon OP if I don't have a girl by tomorrow.

Gee wiz, I hope this works

pls

Thanks you OP

Desperate user reporting in.

reply

chekd

I have one but I'll take another I guess.

Yeahh boiii

holy shit OP I was just about to blow my fucking brains out thanks m8

(OP)
Why not. Yesterday I was dropped.

K

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Can't wait

:(

roll

please

Heh!

This could actually happen, im fucking a girl for a month now, and we get along well.. Im meeting her tomorrow again with the intention of asking what we are actually having(friends+ or open relationship and shit)

Nigga

Nah i dont think so

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Pls be qt gf

kek'd

do it faggot

Checking your singles

Checkem

reply

Inb4 qt3.14

If i post can i have my ex girlfriend back. My life is nothing without her...

roll

ok

that's not true

...

rolling

Meh

This is my chance!

qt3.14 here i come!!!!!!

kek

check'd

plz

...

i dont understand

Reply for epix!

Ok

Worth a shot

Rolling

On

the grill is top-notch

But I don't wanna...

I would only want a GF if she wanted to lay around and watch movies/tv with me and did whatever I told her to.

done

Yea boi

i wish

Done

What.

don't fuck with me, Cred Forums I need this

youtube.com/watch?v=2igqunvMH7M

...

:)

oh bb

please

im a dumb fuck

worth a try

This seems promising

Is that saul?

yeah right lol

but user, i have two of them, what about me now ?

hi

Rolling

ayyyy

Am i preity ?

But I'm not going out today.

That would be nice...

i hope she doesn't have a feminine penis

Why the fuck not

Faggot

Pshh. I wish it was that easy.

Whatever.. Let's give it a try

I want a boyfriend though ...

because you wont actually get one you lonely Weeb

Lol. Like that's ever happening

pls, I'm desperately lonely

Why not? I want my chosen one back! :)

I wish

ok

may as well. nothing else works

Niggers

I'm gay, but I still wouldn't mind a GF for the sandwiches.

.

PLS give me a qt3.14

:D

Then you should go post shit on instagram. Not sitting here with us.

just os my gf wont leave me during the night

Ples

Reply.

pls

Not gonna die alone.
Plz kill me.

Can I have my old one back?

Already have one losers

ok

Plz

i'm really this desperate.

I wish.

fuck it ill bite

fuck instagram

>spot the Cred Forumstard

No, she is too busy with sucking cocks.

Okay

Roll

Bet

what do i have to lose?

Yes

Im a black gay

im too sad

get

No i wont :(

Well shit I love sloths too.

let's have a try, can't be worse

Actually a girl friend of mine met a girl that according to her would suit me just fine and she wants to make us meet.

And so am I replying here.

There shall be love tomorrow, if your blessing is real.

Boogers

Do it, faggot

kys

Lol

Here you go, user.

hi

If only

now that's a lie.

Good shit

Sure

More thread
Mortred

Aww

k then

Gief not crazy gf plox

Awesome shop

I'm gay though

Still more likely than anything else I can reasonably think of, so... fuck it

open rs?

If you believe so, Sir.

Rollin'

Seen

Hopefully she doesn't have a penis this time

Impossible

Plz I need her back

Worth a try

Why complicate life with a fucking anchor.

opgirlplz

just tryna cuff this girl

No I won't faggot

I'll take it

Bs

mmmmm we'll see about that one

Worth a try

It's Bob Odenkirk, yes.

>he does other things

reply

promise?

ok

fuck it, worth a shot

...

Sure why not

Pls

ok

faggot, now i have to reply again

plz

YOLO

This will be GF number 2 for me.

That is impossible because i don't work with any females currently. If I am to get a girlfriend I must wait at least two years. then I'll change my job and get some female coworkers. I know this for a fact, but if i don't, I am then a hundred percent sure that I'm literally cursed.

Let's see then kek

Lies

reply

kek

This shit haha

AYY

Please dear God let it work

Ye eaa booiii

>doubt

This is eye opening

Ah what the fuck

doubt.jpg

'Distant mooing'

Sure

dubs says it will work, no matter how pathetic you sound.

It might be true

neato

roll

lol

hell yeah

Same

kek

R.i.p you

What about trips?

K

Do it wizard, gime gf