Youre walking up the stairs

>youre walking up the stairs
>see this qt blocking the way
>what do you do ?

Stop, look away, pat my pockets as if I've forgotten something, turn around and walk back down the stairs. Hope there's another staircase, if not mission aborted.

Politely excuse myself as I pass
>have a nice evening
Get on with shit

I'd tell her to move? What kind of jewish post is this?

"move, I need to get past you"

walk through the gap on the right.

>say "excuse me."
>walk past her.

Pull her legs from under her for wearing those ridiculous clownesque shoes

>Try to look up her dress as long as possible without seeming like I'm staring for an inappropriate amount of time
>"Excuse me"
>Catch a whiff of her perfume as I walk past
>Walk off and imagine scenarios where I can land a girl like that

" Excuse me miss, but i can see your panties from here, your dress is very short. I will not rape you this time, have fun. "

/thread

Punch her in the cunt, to get her out of the way.

Do a 360 and walk away

'get the fuck out of the way qt, i'm walking up the stairs'

Tell her to move her ass off the fucking stairs. Its a stairwell and not a chill zone for hookers

Samefag

Short arm clothesline.clean her clock.tips Fedora

That's a nigger!

>11 second between posts
>samefag

>replying to bait

Excuse myself, smile, and hope i can keep the spaghetti in my pockets until I'm safely past.