Waifu claiming thread

ah im about to have some coffee as well, its my drug pretty much
i woke up to some night terrors but i slept pretty long after that so im well rested
coming straight from the underground?

thats pretty mature of you, a lot people should learn from that, including me

Here we go. Thank Tsunyun for these.
Before

Nice loli

You're too boring.

To be honest, you probably feel bad for being so stupid that you started to argue with me so seriously

I even remember how you tried to back off from the argument because you kept spouting non-sense

You should learn to argue before doing it you know

And after

Rory-sama claimed

damn straight. I'm OG as fuck

eh. I'm not always the best at it, but I generally find I end up feeling better if I keep my issues more to myself, and focus on helping other people with theirs.
it's not something that works for everyone though.

If you want to argue about something I'm game son. I love internet arguments they make me feel alive, but you're not a worthy oppoment anyway you sad little man, always taking things so seriously

^.^

where is this inserted?
also i was expecting some large ass needle for some reason
oh shit, from compton as well?
also i unironically like NWA

i try doing that as well but i generally suck at doing it, as you say its not for everyone.

How are you doing this morning, by the way?

Of course! What do I search for?

Yeah, I can't function without morning coffee aha. And yikes, night terrors again?
(By the way, do you have discord?)

>always taking things so seriously

Says the one who was using Kaga-san because nobody gave him any attention

Says the one who shares dick pics on telegram

Says the one who was dying of cancer and lacking attention

You're a funny fellow

Except you have no arguments against me
And I have lots against you

You're just repeating yourself like a broken record

>newfags already moving to discord
jesus.

Belly fat, what little of it remains anyway. Its activated by the fat and travels to the intestines easier.
There is a big epi-pen one, but Ive had way too many misfires from them and prefer the syringe.

Is heroin?

I do / did all those things.

and I'm proud too

Except for the cancer thing, can't be proud for something you can't control

No. Its more expensive than heroin.

I don't know enough about that stuff to keep this going. I'm white as fuck.

IRageQuit232#8730

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Hormones?

same honestly, gotta have that caffeine to get me working
yea these triggered some other stuff as well it wasnt pretty
>jenas98#0095
oh alright, that explains why i couldnt really makes sense of it
misfire? you mean you shot that stuff in a wrong place? isnt that a bit dangerous?
kek so am i but im really into rap for some reason

Always trying to argue

Always trying to find something that takes your attention off your boring life

never been a fan, personally. I like good old classic rock. "dad" rock.

Do you know Dope D.O.D.?

It wouldn't be so boring with your cock in my mouth

I'm doing very well, thank you!

Nap.

You will regret this later.

have a good nap~

>mindlessly throwing insults

You're no game, kiddo

zero arguments

Oh blood cancer treatment, gotchu.

Yea I know this. And i like the genre as well
Hiphop just talks to me I guess
By the way what album would you recommend I listen to next?
Hell yea, you mean the Dutch rap group?

Shouldn't you be sleeping too?

Too afraid to have me suck your dick eh?

fucking gay

I don't know anything about them, just that they're called Dope D.O.D. and they got rap and heavy electro.
Listend to Da Roach like four times in the past week kek, fucking love them.

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hmm...try this on for size today. youtube.com/watch?v=q7_eB7JRohM

claimed

Fags

Oh kek, well they're from the Netherlands and raided one of the best Dutch rappers
Yes they're sound is really unique it's amazing
Did you listen to "what happened"? I fucking love that song
Alright I'll give it a listen later
I'm on mobile and gotta do some stuff
I'll put it on my playlist though

You're the one holding grudges

You're the one who still stries to fight me, when I crealy stopped giving you any attention because you're not worth the effort at all
You don't even know how to argue

Have a good one

Take your advice and stop taking this thread so seriously

^_^

Take your advice and stop taking this thread so seriously

^_^

Actually is my advice.

How does it feel to be so dull and unoriginal

LMAO

Don't make me rage quit the thread Karen :(

Yep I did! But I liked But For Now, Butterfly Effect and Rocket the most.
The Oiko remix on ridiculous and black rain were good too.

Did you just talk to me? Don't you know I'm an admin on Cred Forums?
Inputting ban code now, seeya.

Welcome home

Madoka Kaname, Claimed.

Long time no see, Yuno.

You want to fight? Meet me irl, we'll measure dicks

That's a question, not an advice.

Jus sayin

@705749521
No please :^( just kill me instead

Hug togame user

What are you doing!? I need my (You)s!
I-if you take them away from me...

>Stop taking the thread so seriously
>Is a question

I didn't tought Greeks have such a poor educational system.
I pity you.

Yea those were great as well
Just a bit of nostalgia I guess
I guess you're talking to me
My memory is a bit hazy so I'm sorry
When did we talk?

I've only got 4 hours of sleep.

Okay fine, be that that way, I have some stuff to do, mainly play vidya, so go on without having your dick sucked for all I care

See you in 8 hours.
Hello
At class?

Nothing personal, Kid.

Same tbh

@705749748
Please make up your mind!

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FEED ME

It's just starting, but it's review from stuff I missed Monday so I'm just hanging around until something I can follow comes around

Plans for today?

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>stop taking this thread so seriously

Replies 3 times, back to back to the same post.

Top Kek

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YES YES YES YES YES

Feed my child

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You don't know what banter is, do you?

alright I'm done

I got nothing.

I wish I had an umbrella today, pouring rain right as I have to go to class

Do you?

Iy won't let me put more than one without calling me a spammer :(

That's too bad. Maybe we can play some Terraria later

>distant coughing

If nothing else comes up, sure.

That was me. I have a cold :(
I don't finish school for another 5 1/2 hours though, so it may not happen

Thoroughly drenched now, I'll be back sometime after class

Bless you

Good morning anons

morning
sleep good?

Good claim.

Eh i woke upnlike every 3 hours
I like your husbando :-)

Yes, that might be a problem.
It by that time it will be 10-11pm.

>Good claim.
kek

I claim karen, but she is just my daughteru.

oh that sucks
were you awake long though? i mean sometimes i like waking up in the middle of the night just so that i can fall back asleep again

Could be both

Couple min tbh enough to know i was awake.
>not committing incestu

I don't swing that way, I have a waifu and I'd rather not fuck my child lmao.

thats kinda annoying
overall well rested though?

Yeah cant complain when i have you guys to wake up to.
Let her age and fuck both tbh
>let it be known that this is all shitposting

Karen a cute! A cute! Not a lewd!

ah you are too much
too bad thread is pretty much dead atm
you missed a good deal of drama
any plans for today?

Cute is the highest form of lewd

I want to fug the karen

Nani sore?

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>get this warrant off my record
Until then i cant get my job that i desperately need
What redblooded male doesnt wanna fuck a qt blonde girl?

>Let her age
Why is this a requirement?

good morning, i believe
how are you?
oh right i read about that, good luck with it
what kind of job are you looking for?

As long as shes past the age of understanding user. You don't want to actually fuck a child do you?

Stop!

STOP

S T O P

Electrician.
I did it already for 4 years in the navy i enjoyed the job itself but hated the navy

>I get the biggest stop

How did you sleep?

Wow.

oh thats cool so you already got a pretty solid resume
why did you hate the navy?

Good morning Shizu

Correct, it's morning here.
Pretty good. How about you?
Way better than i was expecting, to be honest.
Hi Alice. How're you?

I want to see Karen engage in some graphic lesbian handholding.

>not getting paid hourly
>overtime all the time
>the deployments meant being away from wife/civilization for months on end
But the broships i formed and such were still fun so it wasnt all bad

Where'd you get that picture? Thanks for it kek

good to hear, im doing rather well for having a bad night
any plans for today?
oh damn that sounds bad, not getting paid hourly on jobs like that is generally a bad idea
i guess good idea you quit then

Good.

This all has convinced me not to join the Discord. Ever.

Not a lewd my ass

add me on discord
elitismisgood#0666

Hourly pay isnt really a choice in the military either.
Also i quit because they tried to screw me over.

Cute!

Didn't you take that decision weeks ago?

I mean all you do in there is chat and play games. Only person butthurt about any of this is Miho.

Hey its shinooooooo

Lewd

It was the only picture of Karen on the site, if that's why you were asking.
Otherwise, it's a site committed mainly to yuri. dynasty-scans.com/
Actually yeah. Playing D&D, and for once it seems it might not get cancelled.
How's your day been?
Hey, it's Shino. Hi Shino.

I just came here for a blowjob

Lewd is a cute!

Well I didn't know vaginas could stretch like that.

Well you're free to suck mine if you want

SNACKBAR

We doing this now?

This is now a Karen thread.

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I want to fug her jacket

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Shall i post all the lewds then?

Slow and boring, cant say mutch to be honest.

Tbf they can stretch to fit a baby

am i doing it right?

i wanted to post the lewd jacket removing gif but mook decreased filesize limit
time to die

Use this.
a.pomf.cat/dkvzni.jpg

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Yes.

You trying to say you don't see the overwhelming sex appeal that jacket has?

I'm a little distressed that there's someone who has so many of my pictures with the correct filename.

Can't say I do.
a.pomf.cat/chyhzd.jpg
Love Karen 16.jpg

You cut me out of the picture> you're a monster

It's okay you're in this one!

Post Love Karen 34 :^)

youtu.be/t2KA5iyUUdw

How many do we need to have you very distressed?

Karen thread?

Yeah Chen thread sounds good.

FUCK OFF CHEN
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with your stupid fucking memes! You make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking chen posts, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your life other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You, fucking chen, you make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have your fucking address you fucking piece of shit. I'd spit in your face.

imma steal this

I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.

HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL

GOOD MEME

SORRY I MEAN

GREAT MEME

GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!

NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XD

LE UPBOAT

XD

WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EPIC MEMEING Cred Forumsro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

I'm missing that

That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.

When you have my entire folder, I'll be afraid.

Can't upload it, too large of a filesize

Karen meets Cred Forums

Look how serious is this stuff.
Karen's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Cred Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here

Ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
Ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
Ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
Ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ Ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
Ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ

This can be arranged.

The bun is too big

Hurray. Goodbye cry baby.

Seriously what ever happened to stick and stones? I don't recall that saying going like "Sticks and stones may break my bones but in safe spaces no one can troll me...?"

Some people need to toughen up.

ALLAHU!

ｉｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｈｏｌｄｉｎｇ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｆｏｒ ｓｏ ｌｏｎｇ ｉｍ ｄｏｎｅ ｙｏｕ ａｌｌ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ａ ｊｏｋｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｈｏｗ ｉ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｅｘｐｅｃｔ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｔｏ ａｃｔ ａｌｌ ｕｎｓｙｍｐａｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｎｏ ｏｎｅ ｄｅｓｅｒｖｅｓ ｌｉｆｅ ｗｅ ｓｏｕｌｄ ａｌｌ ｄｉｅ ｉｍ ａｔ ｍｙ ｂｒｅａｋｉｎｇ ｐｏｉｎｔ ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｄｉｅ ｗｅ ａｌｌ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｄｉｅ ｗｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｄｏｎｔ ｅｘｃｐｅｃｔ ｉｔ ｉｌｌ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｉｌｌ ｋｉｌｌ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｔ ｍｙ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｉｓ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｍｙ ｄａｄｓ ａ ｂｉｇ ｇｕｙ ｂｕｔ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｋｎｉｆｅ ｉ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｋｉｌｌ ｔｈｅｍ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅｎ ｔｈｅ ｎｅｉｇｈｂｏｕｒｓ ｉｌｌ ｓｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｐｉｃｓ ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｉｎｆａｃｔ ｆｕｃｋ ｉｔ ｉｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｗａｔｃｈ ｍｅ ｗａｔｃｈ ｍｅ ｉｌｌ ｐｏｓｔ ｐｉｃｓ ｕｎｌｅｓｓ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｈａｐｐｅｎｓ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｎｄ ｅｉｔｈｅｒ ｉ ｇｅｔ ｕｒｅｓｓｔｅｄ ｏｒ ｓｈｏｔ ｇｏｄ ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｆｒｅｅ ｉｔｓ ａｌｌ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｏｖｅｒ

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Me me! I'm the real one!
Hi fake girl!

Ｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ Ｈｏｗ Ｔｈｅ Ｆｕｃｋ Ｉｓ Ｃｙｂｅｒ Ｂｕｌｌｙｉｎｇ Ｒｅａｌ Ｈａｈａｈａｈａ Ｎｉｇｇａ Ｊｕｓｔ Ｗａｌｋ Ａｗａｙ Ｆｒｏｍ Ｔｈｅ Ｓｃｒｅｅｎ Ｌｉｋｅ Ｎｉｇｇａ Ｃｌｏｓｅ Ｙｏｕｒ Ｅｙｅｓ Ｈａｈａ

Ｌｏｏｋ ｗｈｏ ｉｔ ｉｓ ａｇａｉｎ， ＩＤ Ｈｅａｖｅｎ． Ｉ＇ｍ ｆｅｄ ｕｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｈｉｔ ｆａｇｇｏｔ． Ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｄａｙ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ａ ｎｅｗｆａｇ， ｙｅａｈ， ｈａｖｅｎ＇ｔ ｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈａｔ ｙｅｔ． Ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｏｎ ｈｅｒｅ ｆｏｒ ｍｏｎｔｈｓ ａｎｄ ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ ｇｅｔ ｏｎ ｈｅｒｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｔｈａｎ ｙｏｕ ａｎｙｗａｙｓ． Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ ｌｏｏｋ ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｎｅｗｆａｇ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｃａｌｌ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ ｎｅｗｆａｇ？ Ｊｕｓｔ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｙｏｕ ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ ｈｏｗ ｔｏ ｈａｃｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｎａｍｅ ａｎｄ ｃｈａｎｇｅ ｉｔ ｔｏ "Ｈｅａｖｅｎ" ｄｏｅｓ ｎｏｔ ｇｉｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｏ ｄｉｓｒｅｓｐｅｃｔ ａｎｙｏｎｅ ａｔ ａｎｙ ｔｉｍｅ．

>implying it matters at all

ＹＯＵ ＷＡＮＴ ＳＡＬＴ？ Ｉ＇ＬＬ ＧＩＶＥ ＹＯＵ ＳＡＬＴ

／ｗａｉｆｕ／ ＩＳ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＤＥＡＤ， ＮＥＡＲＬＹ ＥＶＥＲＹ ＧＯＯＤ ＰＥＲＳＯＮＳ ＡＲＥ ＧＯＮＥ．

ＮＥＷＦＡＧＳ ＡＲＥ ＡＳ ＣＡＮＣＥＲＯＵＳ ＡＳ ＥＮＴＩＴＬＥＤ ＯＬＤＦＡＧＳ， ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ ＡＲＥＮ＇Ｔ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＩＦＵＳ ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ．
ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＥＳＥ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＣＡＮＣＥＲＯＵＳ ＣＩＲＣＬＥＪＥＲＫＳ ＡＮＤ ＳＨＩＴＳＴＯＲＭＳ．

ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＣＡＲＥＳ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＷＨＡＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＳ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＩＦＵＳ ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ， ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ ＳＥＣＯＮＤＡＲＹ ＮＯＷ．
ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＰＡＹ ＡＴＴＥＮＴＩＯＮ， ＴＨＥＹ ＪＵＳＴ ＣＡＲＥ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＳＯＣＩＡＬＩＺＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＳＨＩＴＰＯＳＴＩＮＧ．

ＡＮＤ ＮＯＢＯＤＹ ＣＡＲＥＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ ＡＲＥ ＤＹＩＮＧ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＴＨＥ ＯＮＥＳ ＷＨＯ ＰＲＥＴＥＮＤ ＴＯ ＣＡＲＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＳＨＩＴＰＯＳＴ ＷＨＥＮＥＶＥＲ ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ ＢＯＲＥＤ
＞ｈｕｒｒ ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｄｙｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｒｅｔａｒｄ ｗｅ ｓａｉｄ ｔｈａｔ ６ ｍｏｎｔｈｓ ａｇｏ
ＮＡＨ， ＷＨＡＴ ＴＨＥＳＥ ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ ＵＳＥＤ ＴＯ ＢＥ ＤＩＥＤ， ＩＴ ＤＩＥＤ Ａ ＬＯＮＧ ＴＩＭＥ ＡＧＯ．
ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＮＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＡＭＥ ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ， ＴＨＡＮＫＳ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＤＲＡＭＡ ＡＮＤ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＣＩＲＣＬＥＪＥＲＫ ＴＡＫＩＮＧ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ．

Don't listen to the impostors. I'm the real Karen.

%triforce

THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT RESPONSE!

Is this enough to be afraid?

892px-desu

Nowhere near enough.

But nobody else calls you fake girl :c

pinko no what are you doing

the bun is life

Snackbar!

ｆｏｒｇｉｖｅ ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ， ｉ ａｍ Ｒｕｓｓｉａ．
ｉ ｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ｓｔｕｄｙ ｃｌｏｔｈｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｆａｓｈｉｏｎ ａｔ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｉｔｙ． ｉ ａｍ ｈｅｒｅ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｔｉｍｅ ａｎｄ ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｈａｒｄ ｓｔｒｅｓｓ． ｉ ａｍ ｇａｙ ａｌｓｏ ａｎｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ ｆｏｒ ｍｅ， ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｒｅｌｉｇｉｏｎ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ． ｉ ｎｅｖｅｒ ａｃｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｇａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｍｅｎ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ． ｂｕｔ ａｆｔｅｒ ｉ ａｍ ｉｎ ａｍｅｒｉｃａ ６ ｗｅｅｋｓ ｉ ａｍ ｍｙ ｆｒｉｅｎｄ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｇａｙ ａｌｓｏ． Ｈｅ ｗａｓ ｓｈｏｗ ｍｅ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｆａｓｈｉｏｎ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｎ ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｋｉｓｓ．
Ｗｅ ｓｅｘ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ． Ｉ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｎｏｗ ａｍ ｔｅｌｌ ｍｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ａｂｏｕｔ ｇａｙ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｓｈａｍｅ． Ａｓ ｉ ｆｏｃｋ ｔｈｉｓ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｂｏｙ ｉｔ ｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｇｏｏｄ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｂｕｔ ａｌｓｏ ｉ ａｍ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｅｘｔｒｅｍｅ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ ａｓ Ｉ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｏｒｇａｓｍ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｐｉｃｋ ｕｐ ｍｙ ｔｅｌｅｐｈｏｎｅ ａｎｄ ｃａｌｌ Ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｉｎ Ｒｕｓｓｉａ． Ｉ ａｗａｋｅｎ ｈｅｒ． Ｉｔ ｔｏｏ ｌａｔｅ ｆｏｒ ｓｔｏｐｐｉｎｇ ｓｏ Ｉ ａｍ ｃｕｍｍｉｎｇ ｓｅｘ． Ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｕｐｓｅｔ ａｎｄ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ ａｎｄ ｃｒｙｉｎｇ， ｓｏ Ｉ ｙｅｌｌ ｈｅｒ， "Ｉ ＡＭ ＣＵＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＥＸ" （ｉｎ Ｒｕｓｓｉａ）． Ｓｈｅ ｓａｙ ｗｈａｔ？ Ｉ ｓａｙ "Ｉ ＡＭ ＣＵＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＥＸ" ａｎｄ ｓｈｅ ｓａｙ ｙｏｕ ｂｏｙ， ｄｏ ｎｏｔ ｍａｒｒｙ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｇｉｒｌ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｓａｙ "ＮＯ Ｉ ＡＭ ＣＵＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＥＸ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＡＮ， Ｉ ＡＭ ＩＮ ＡＳＳ， Ｉ ＣＵＭ ＩＮ ＡＳＳ" ａｎｄ ｍｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｖｅｒｙ ａｎｇｒｙ ｍｅ． Ｓｈｅ ｎｏｔ ｇｅｔ ｓｃａｒｅｄ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ．
Ｉ ｈａｎｇ ｕｐ ｐｈｏｎｅ ａｎｄ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｅｍｂａｒｒａｓｓ． Ｍｙ ｆｒｉｅｎｄ ａｌｓｏ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｅｍｂａｒｒａｓｓ． Ｉ ａｍ ｇｕｉｌｔ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｖｅｒｙ ｓｔｕｐｉｄ． Ｉ ｗｏｎｄｅｒ， ｗｈｙ ｄｏ Ｉ ｇａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｍａｎ？ Ｂｕｔ Ｉ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｗｈｅｎ ｉｔ ｓｐｕｒｔ ｉｔ ｆｅｅｌ ｖｅｒｙ ｇｏｏｄ ｉｎ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ａｓｓ．

cut me yuno

0px-Homura™ !IDFC4LifeI
how much do i need?
idk yellowo

This is true. But it still wasn't correct.

This was the answer I was looking for.

Anyways, I'm too tired to deal with the Karen brigade today.

RIPPING THESE FROM REDDIT NOW LOW EFFORT XD *tipsfedora*

ＲＥＭＯＶＥ ＫＥＢＡＢ ｒｅｍｏｖｅ ｋｅｂａｂ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｗｏｒｓｔ ｔｕｒｋ． ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｉｄｉｏｔ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｓｍｅｌｌ． ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｃｒｏａｔｉｏａ． ｔｏ ｏｕｒ ｃｒｏａｔｉａ ｃｏｕｓｉｎｓ ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｃｏｍｅ ｏｕｒ ｃｏｎｔｒｙ． ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｚｏｏ…．ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ ，ｂｏｓｎｉａ ｗｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｆｏｒｇｅｖｅ ｙｏｕ． ｃｅｔｎｉｋ ｒａｓｃａｌ ＦＵｃｋ ｂｕｔ ｆｕｃｋ ａｓｓｈｏｌｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｓｔｉｎｋ ｂｏｓｎｉａ ｓｑｈｉｐｅｒｅ ｓｈｑｉｐａｒｅ．．ｔｕｒｋ ｇｅｎｏｃｉｄｅ ｂｅｓｔ ｄａｙ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｌｉｆｅ． ｔａｋｅ ａ ｂａｔｈ ｏｆ ｄｅａｄ ｔｕｒｋ．．ａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈＢＯＳＮＩＡ ＷＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＧＥＴ ＹＯＵ！！ ｄｏ ｎｏｔ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｗｗ２ ．ａｌｂｉａｎｉａ ｗｅ ｋｉｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｋｉｎｇ ， ａｌｂａｎｉａ ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｒｅｃｉｏｕｓ ｍｏｎｇｏｌｉａ…．ｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ ｉｄｉｏｔ ｔｕｒｋ ａｎｄ ｂｏｓｎｉａｎ ｓｍｅｌｌ ｓｏ ｂａｄ．．ｗｏｗ ｉ ｃａｎ ｓｍｅｌｌ ｉｔ． ＲＥＭＯＶＥ ＫＥＢＡＢ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＰＲＥＭＩＳＥＳ． ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｇｅｔ ｃａｕｇｈｔ． ｒｕｓｓｉａ＋ｕｓａ＋ｃｒｏａｔｉａ＋ｓｌｏｖａｋ＝ｋｉｌｌ ｂｏｓｎｉａ…ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｗｗ２／ ｔｕｐａｃ ａｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ｓｅｒｂｉａ， ｔｕｐａｃ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ａｌｂｕｍ ｏｆ ｓｅｒｂｉａ ． ｆａｓｔ ｒａｐ ｔｕｐａｃ ｓｅｒｂｉａ． ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｒｉｃｈ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｇｏｌｄ ｎｏｗ ｈａｈａｈａｈａ ｈａ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ｔｕｐａｃ… ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｐｐｏｏｒ ｓｔｉｎｋ ｔｕｒｋ… ｙｏｕ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ａ ｈｏｖｅｌ ｈａｈａｈａｈａ， ｙｏｕ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ａ ｙｕｒｔ ｔｕｐａｃ ａｌｉｖｅ ｎｕｍｂｒ ｏｎｅ ＃１ ｉｎ ｓｅｒｂｉａ …．ｆｕｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｃｒｏａｔｉａ ，．．ＦＵＣＫｋ ａｓｈｏｌ ｔｕｒｋｓ ｎｏ ｇｏｏｄ ｉ ｓｐｉｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｕｔｈ ｅｙｅ ｏｆ ｕｒ ｆｌａｇ ａｎｄ ｃｏｎｔｒｙ． ２ｐａｃ ａｌｉｖ ａｎｄ ｒｅａｌ ｓｔｒｏｎｇ ｗｉｚａｒｄ ｋｉｌｌ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｆａｒｍ ａｍｉｎａｌ ｗｉｔｈ ｒａｐ ｍａｇｉｃ ｎｏｗ ｗｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｅｒｂａ ｒｕｌｅ ．ａｐｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｚｏｏ ｐｒｅｓｉｄａｎｔ ｇｅｏｒｇ ｂｕｓｈ ｆｕｋｃ ｔｈｅ ｇｒｅａｔ ｓａｔａｎ ａｎｄ ｌａｙ ｅｇｇ ｔｈｉｓ ｅｇｇ ｈａｔｃｈ ａｎｄ ｂｏｓｎｉａ ｗａ；ｓ ｂｏｒｎ． ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｂａｂｙ ｆｏｒｍ ｔｈｅ ｅｇｇｎ ｇｉｖｅ ｂａｋ ｏｕｒ ｃｌａｙ ｗｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｒｕｓｈ ｕ ｌｉｋ ａ ｓｋｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｐｉｇ． ｓｅｒｂｉａ ｇｒｅａｔｔｓｔ ｃｏｕｎｔｒｅｙ

>too tired to deal with the Karen brigade
KAREN BRIGADE
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Ｏｎｅ ｄａｙ ｗｈｉｌｅ Ａｎｄｙ ｗａｓ ｍａｓｔｕｒｂａｔｉｎｇ， Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｇｏｔ ｗｏｏｄ． Ｈｅ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｎｏ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ ｈｅｌｐ ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ！ Ｈｅ ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ ａｓ Ａｎｄｙ ｓｔｒｏｋｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｊｕｉｃｙ ｋａｗａｉｉ ｃｏｃｋ． Ｈｅ ａｐｐｒｏａｃｈｅｄ Ａｎｄｙ ｗｈｉｃｈ ｓｔａｒｔｌｅｄ ｈｉｍ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ｈｉｍ ｐｅｅ ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｆｌｏｏｒ ａｎｄ ｏｎ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｔｏｏ． Ｂｅｉｎｇ ｄｒｅｎｃｈｅｄ ｉｎ ｈｉｓ ｕｒｉｎｅ ｍａｄｅ ｈｉｍ ｈａｒｄｅｒ ｔｈａｎ ｅｖｅｒ！ Ｗｏｏｄｙ： "Ａｎｄｙ Ｓｅｎｐａｉ！ Ｉ＇ｍ ａｌｉｖｅ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＯＦ ＹＯＵ．" Ａｎｄｙ： "Ｏｈ Ｗｏｏｄｙ Ｃｈａｎ！ Ｉ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｋｎｅｗ ｙｏｕ ｗｅｒｅ ａｌｉｖｅ！ Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｓｔｕｆｆ ｙｏｕ ｕｐ ｍｙ ｋａｗａｉｉ ａｓｓ！" Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｇｒａｂｂｅｄ ａ ｂｕｎｃｈ ｏｆ ｆｌａｖｏｒｅｄ ｌｉｖｅ ａｎｄ ｒｕｂｂｅｄ ｉｔ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ｉｓ ｈｅａｄ Ｗｏｏｄｙ： "Ｏｈ ｍｙ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｃｈｅｒｒｙ ｆｌａｖｏｒｅｄ ｌｕｂｅ！ Ｃｈｅｒｒｙ ｉｓ ｍｙ ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ！ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｔｈｅｎ ｓｔｕｆｆｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｈｅａｄ ｕｐ ｉｎｔｏ Ａｎｄｙ＇ｓ ｔｉｇｈｔ ａｓｓ！ Ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｏｙｓ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｒｏｏｍ ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ ｉｎｔｅｎｔｌｙ ａｓ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｓｈｏｖｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｈｅａｄ ｂａｃｋ ａｎｄ ｆｏｒｔｈ ｉｎｔｏ Ａｎｄｙ＇ｓ ｎｉｃｅ ａｓｓ， ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｏｕｓｌｙ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ａ ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ ｗｅｔ ｎｏｉｓｅ． Ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｏｙｓ ａｌｓｏ ｂｅｃａｍｅ ａｒｏｕｓｅｄ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ａｌｌ ｇａｔｈｅｒｅｄ ａｒｏｕｎｄ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ａｎｄ Ａｎｄｙ ａｎｄ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｕｒｉｎａｔｅ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ｔｈｅｍ， ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｎ ｔｈｅｙ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｍａｓｔｕｒｂａｔｅ． Ａｎｄｙ： "Ｏｈ ｍｙ ｇｏｏｄｎｅｓｓ， Ｗｏｏｄｙ Ｃｈａｎ！ Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｃｈｕｒｎｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｉｎｓｉｄｅｓ ｕｐ ｓｏ ｗｅｌｌ！ Ｙｏｕｒ ｎｏｓｅ ｉｓ ｓｔｉｍｕｌａｔｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｐｒｏｓｔａｔｅ！ ＯＨ ＹＥＳ！ Ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｏｙｓ ｂｅｃａｍｅ ｓｏ ａｒｏｕｓｅｄ ｂｙ ｔｈｉｓ， ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｎｏｔ ｈｅｌｐ ｔｈｅｍｓｅｌｖｅｓ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ！ Ｔｈｅｙ ｐｕｓｈｅｄ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｌｙ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ， ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ａｌｌ ｗｅｎｔ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ． Ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｍ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ Ａｎｄｙ＇ｓ ｎｉｃｅ ｒｏｕｎｄ ａｓｓ． Ａｎｄｙ： "Ｎｏ ｗａｉｔ ｇｕｙｓ！ Ｍｙ ａｓｓ ｃａｎｎｏｔ ｈｏｌｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｍｕｃｈ！ Ｉ＇ｍ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｆｕｌｌ！ Ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｏｙｓ ｗｅｎｔ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｏｆ ｐｏｏｒ ｓｑｕｉｒｍｉｎｇ Ａｎｄｙ ａｎｄ ｐｒｅｔｔｙ ｍｕｃｈ， ｈｅ ｗａｓ ｂｅｙｏｎｄ ｆｕｌｌ， ａｎｄ ｄｉｅｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｈｉｓ ｉｎｓｉｄｅｓ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｌｙ ｄａｍａｇｅｄ． Ｔｈｅ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｃａｍｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ａｎｄ ｆｏｕｎｄ Ａｎｄｙ， ｄｅａｄ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｈｕｇｅ ａｓｓ ｈｅｍｏｒｒｈａｇｅ ｏｎ ｈｉｓ ａｎｕｓ， ｗｉｔｈ ａ ＨＵＧＥ ｂｅｌｌｙ ｆｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｔｏｙｓ．

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“Ｍａｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈｔ ｉｓ ｓｏ ｗｒｏｎｇ ｉｎ ｓｏ ｍａｎｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒｆｕｋｉｎｇ ｌｅｖｅｌｓ ｙｏ…Ｉ ｗａｓ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｗｈｉｔｅ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ ａｎｄ ｈｅ ｓｅｎｔ ｍｅ ３ ｖｉｄｅｏｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｎａｍｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｌａｂｅｌｅｄ “Ｂｏｋｕ” Ｉ ｓａｉｄ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｄｕｄｅ， Ｗｈａｔ’ｓ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈｔ？ Ｈｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｇｉｇｇｌｅｄ ａｎｄ ｓａｉｄ “Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｔｃｈ ｔｈｅｍ ａｎｄ ＭＡＫＥ ＳＵＲＥ ＮＯＢＯＤＹ ＩＳ ＡＲＯＵＮＤ ＹＯＵ ＷＨＥＮ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ！” Ｔｈｅｎ Ｉ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｓｏｍｅ ｗｅｉｒｄ ｐｏｒｎｏ ｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ ｓｈｔ ｂｕｔ ａｓ Ｉ ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｖｉｄｅｏ， Ｉ ｗａｓ ｌｉｋｅ “Ｙｏ…．．ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｋ．．” ＴＨＥＮ ＩＴ ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥＤ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｌｉｋｅ “Ｙｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏ……．” ＴＨＥＮ ＴＨＥＹ ＧＯＴ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＭＯＴＨＥＲｆｕｋＩＮＧ ＣＡＲ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥＮ Ｉ ＳＡＩＤ “ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ！！！！！” Ｉ ｃｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ ｆｕｋｉｎｇ ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ ｗｈａｔ Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｓａｗ， Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｌｉｋｅ Ｓａｔａｎ ｇａｖｅ ｍｅ ｈｉｓ ｐｏｒｎｏ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ， ｓｈｔ ｗａｓ ｓｏ ｄｉｓｔｕｒｂｉｎｇ．．ＹＥＴ Ｉ ＣＯＵＬＤＮ’Ｔ ＳＴＯＰ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ， ＴＨＥＮ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＴＷＯ ＡＮＤ ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＴＷＯ ＯＦ ＴＨＥＭ…．．ＴＨＯＳＥ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ…ＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ……．ＴＨＯＳＥ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ…．ＡＮＤ ＴＨＡＴ ＧＩＲＬ ＳＡＷ ＴＨＥＭ ＴＨＥＮ ＳＨＥ…ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ… ＴＨＥＮ ＴＨＡＴ ＮＩＧＧＡ ＴＯＯＫ ＴＨＡＴ ＤＯＧ ＴＯＹ ＴＨＥＮ ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ……．．ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵＲ ｂｉｃｈ ＷＡＮＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＨＡＶＥ ＳＥＸ ＷＩＴＨ ＹＯＵ ＢＵＴ ＳＨＥ ＷＡＮＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＳＯＭＥＴＨＩＮＧ “ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＴ” ＡＮＤ ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＳＯ ｆｕｋＥＤ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＣＲＥＥＰＹ， ＹＯＵ ＪＵＳＴ…ＫＥＰＴ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ…ＡＮＤ ＴＨＡＴ’Ｓ ＷＨＡＴ Ｉ ｆｕｋＩＮＧ ＤＩＤ！！！！！ ＴＨＥＮ Ｉ ＳＡＷ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＴＨＲＥＥ…ＴＨＲＥＥ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ…ＴＨＲＲＲＥＥＥＥＥ！！！！！！ ＩＴ…ＷＡＳ…ＴＨＨＨＨＨＨＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥ ＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥ！！！！！！！！！！ ＡＮＤ ＣＯＣＯ ＷＡＳ ＨＩＳ ＮＡＭＥ ＮＩＧＧＡ， ＣＯＣＯ ＷＡＳ ＨＩＳ ＭＯＴＨＥＲｆｕｋＩＮＧ ＮＡＭＥ！！！！！！ ＯＨ ＭＹ ＧＯＤ，Ｉ ＡＩＮ’Ｔ ＧＯＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＨＥＡＶＥＮ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ， Ｉ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＳＯＬＤ ＭＹ ＳＯＵＬ ＴＯ ＬＵＣＩＦＥＲ！ Ｓｏ Ｉ Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｔｅｌｌ ｙｏｕ ａｌｌ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｎｏｗ．．ＤＯＮ’Ｔ ＷＡＴＣＨ ＡＮ ＡＮＩＭＥ ＬＡＢＥＬＥＤ ＢＯＫＵ， ＤＯＮ’Ｔ ＤＯ ＩＴ ＮＩＧＧＡ， ＩＴ’Ｓ ＬＩＫＥ ＳＵＣＣＵＢＵＳ． ＲＥＭＥＭＢＥＲ ＷＨＡＴ Ｉ’Ｍ ＳＡＹＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＹＯＵ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ！" （ｓｏｕｒｃｅ – ｈｔｔｐ：／／ｓｌｕｍｚ．ｂｏｘｄｅｎ．ｃｏｍ／ｆ４２９／ｄｏｎｔ－ｗａｔｃｈ－ａｎｉｍｅ－ｃａｌｌｅｄ－ｂｏｋｕ－１１６１６４２／）

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Ｏｋａｙ， ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｈｏｗ ｉｔ ｇｏｅｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｇｅｔ ａｎ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ． Ｉ＇ｍ ｎｏｔ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｍｏｎｋｅｙ ｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｄａｎｃｉｎｇ ｃｈｉｍｐ ｂｕｌｌｓｈｉｔ， Ｉ ｍｅａｎ ａ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ． Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ａｓｋ ｍｅ ｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｇｏｎｎａ ｇｅｔ ａ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ， ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｎｏｔ ｍｙ ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ．
Ｓｏ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ＇ｓ ｎａｍｅ ｉｓ Ｃｌｙｄｅ． Ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｎｏｎ－ｎｅｇｏｔｉａｂｌｅ； ａｌｌ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎｓ ａｒｅ ｎａｍｅｄ Ｃｌｙｄｅ． Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｋｎｏｗ ｗｈｙ ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ， ｉｔ＇ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｈｏｗ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｌｄ ｗｏｒｋｓ． Ｓｏ ｙｏｕ ａｎｄ Ｃｌｙｄｅ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｍａｎ （ａｎｄ ａｐｅ） ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏｗｎ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｓｅｅｎ ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ， ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｃｅｎｅ． Ｙｏｕ ａｎｄ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ ｇｏ ｏｕｔ ｉｎ ｂｉｇ ｇｒｏｕｐｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｔａｌｋ ｌｏｕｄ， ｙｏｕ ｌａｕｇｈ ｌｏｕｄｅｒ． Ｅｖｅｒｙ ｔｉｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｓａｙ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｗｉｔｔｙ， ｙｏｕ ｈｉｇｈ－ｆｉｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ． Ｔｈｅ ｔｏｗｎ ｂｅｇｉｎｓ ｔｏ ｂｕｚｚ． Ｉｔ ｇｅｔｓ ｂａｃｋ ｔｏ ｈｅｒ． "Ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅ ｇｕｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ？"， "Ｙｏｕ ｕｓｅｄ ｔｏ ｄａｔｅ ｔｈｅ ｇｕｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ？"， "Ｗｈｙ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｙｏｕ ｂｒｅａｋ ｕｐ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｇｕｙ ｗｉｔｈ ａｎ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ？"． Ｎｅｘｔ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｓｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ．
"Ｉ＇ｍ ｈｏｐｉｎｇ ｗｅ ｃａｎ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｂｅ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ． Ｗａｎｎａ ｈａｎｇ ｏｕｔ ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅ？"
"Ｇｅｅｚ， Ｉ ｄｕｎｎｏ； ｍｅ ａｎｄ Ｃｌｙｄｅ ｗｅｒｅ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｔｒｕｃｋ ｒａｃｅ ｔｏｎｉｇｈｔ （ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎｓ ｌｏｖｅ ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｔｒｕｃｋｓ）． Ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ， ｔｈｅ ｗｈｏｌｅ ｓｏｃｉａｌ ｃａｌｅｎｄａｒ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｋｉｎｄａ ｆｕｌｌ． Ｉ ｔｅｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｗｈａｔ， Ｉ＇ｌｌ ｍａｋｅ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｎｏｔｅ （ｗｈａｔ ｗａｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｎａｍｅ ａｇａｉｎ？） ａｎｄ ｍａｙｂｅ Ｉ ｃａｎ ｓｑｕｅｅｚｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｎ． Ｏｈ ｗｅｌｌ， ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｍｙ ｎｕｍｂｅｒ ｓｏ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｂｅ ａ ｓｔｒａ－－ Ｈｅｙ， ｌｏｏｋ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉ ｇｏｔｔａ ｓｋａｔｅ， Ｃｌｙｄｅ＇ｓ ｍａｋｉｎｇ Ｍｏｊｉｔｏｅｓ．"
Ａｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｉｎｔ， ｔｈｅ ｕｐｐｅｒ ｈａｎｄ ｉｓ ｙｏｕｒｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｌｅｔ ｈｅｒ ｔｗｉｓｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗｉｎｄ， ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｄｒａｗ ｈｅｒ ｂａｃｋ ｉｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｃｅ ｙｏｕ ｄｅｃｉｄｅ． Ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ， ｉｔ＇ｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ． Ｂｕｔ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ａ ｓｍａｒｔ ｍａｎ？ Ｙｏｕ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ ｐｈａｓｅ ｈｅｒ ｂａｃｋ ｉｎ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ＩＭ－ｉｎｇ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ｏｎ Ｌｉｖｅ． Ｙｏｕ ｇｅｔ ｉｎｖｉｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｆｕｎｃｔｉｏｎｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｂｒｉｎｇ Ｃｌｙｄｅ， ｈｅ ｂｅｃｏｍｅｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｆａｍｉｌｙ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｏｎｅ ｂｉｇ Ｂｒａｄｙ Ｂｕｎｃｈ．

All of them!
The real Karen is I'm the one who said Snackbar.

Ｓｏ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｓｔａｎｄｉｎｇ ｉｎ ａ ｒａｔｈｅｒ ｌａｒｇｅ ｌｉｎｅ ａｔ ｍｙ ｌｏｃａｌ Ｗａｌ－Ｍａｒｔ ｔｏｄａｙ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ ａ ｃｏｕｐｌｅ ｆａｍｉｌｉｅｓ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｆｒｏｍ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｗｅｎｔ ｔｏ ｃｈｕｒｃｈ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｉｎ ｙｅａｒ ｙｏｕｎｇｅｒ． Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｒｅｇｉｓｔｅｒ ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｗａｓｎ＇ｔ ｍｕｃｈ ｏｆ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｏｐｔｉｏｎ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｍｙ １２ ｐａｃｋ ｏｆ Ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ Ｄｅｗ ｆｏｒ ａ ｐａｒｔｙ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｈｅａｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ． Ｉ ｗａｓ ｗｏｎｄｅｒｉｎｇ ｗｈｙ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｎｅ ｗａｓ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｎｏｗｈｅｒｅ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ ｔｏ ｐｏｋｅ ｍｙ ｈｅａｄ ｕｐ ｆｒｏｎｔ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｈｏｌｄｕｐ ｗａｓ． Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｏｌｄ ｌａｄｙ ｗｈｏ ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｈａｖｅ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ｆｏｒ ｈｅｒ ｇｒｏｃｅｒｉｅｓ ａｎｄ ｓｈｅ ｗａｓ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｔａｌｋ ｔｈｅ ｃａｓｈｉｅｒ ｉｎｔｏ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ ｇｅｔ ａｗａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｓｈｏｒｔ． Ｔｈｉｓ ｓｔｒｕｃｋ ｍｅ ａｓ ｏｄｄ ｕｎｔｉｌ Ｉ ｆｏｕｎｄ ｏｕｔ ｓｈｅ ｗａｓ ａ ｍｅｒｅ ＄０．２１ ｓｈｏｒｔ ｏｆ ｈｅｒ ｐｕｒｃｈａｓｅ． Ｎｏｗ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｆａｍｉｌｉｅｓ ｗｅｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｔａｒｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｗａｓ ｅｖｅｎ ｔｗｏ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ｆｕｎ ｏｆ ｈｅｒ． Ｉ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｈａｎｄｅｄ ｍｙ ｓｏｄａ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｃａｓｈｉｅｒ， ｈａｎｄｅｄ ｈｉｍ ａ ＄５ ａｎｄ ｔｏｌｄ ｈｅｒ ｔｏ ｋｅｅｐ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅ． Ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｄｌｅ ａｇｅｄ ｗｏｍｅｎ （Ｉ ｋｎｅｗ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ， ｓｏ Ｉ ａｌｓｏ ｋｎｅｗ ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ａｌｌ ｍａｋｅ ｏｖｅｒ ６ ｄｉｇｉｔｓ） ｇｒａｂｂｅｄ ｈｅｒ ｋｉｄ ａｎｄ ｙｅｌｌｅｄ ｖｅｒｙ ｌｏｕｄｌｙ， "Ｓｅｅ ｔｈａｔ ｍａｎ？ Ｈｅ＇ｓ ａｃｔｉｎｇ ｊｕｓｔ ｌｉｋｅ Ｊｅｓｕｓ ｗａｎｔｓ ｕｓ ｔｏ．" Ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｒｅａｓｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｅｔ ｍｅ ｏｆｆ， ｓｏ Ｉ ｔｕｒｎｅｄ ａｒｏｕｎｄ． Ｉ ｈａｖｅｎ＇ｔ ｓｈａｖｅｄ ｉｎ ａｗｈｉｌｅ ｓｏ Ｉ＇ｍ ｒｏｃｋｉｎｇ ｓｏｍｅ ｎｉｃｅ ｓｃｒｕｆｆ， ａ Ｓｌａｙｅｒ ｓｈｉｒｔ， ａｎｄ ｇｙｍ ｓｈｏｒｔｓ， ｓｏ ｉｔ ｍｕｓｔ ｈａｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ａ ｎｉｃｅ ｓｉｇｈｔ． Ｖｅｒｙ ｌｏｕｄｌｙ， Ｉ ｓａｉｄ "Ｌｉｋｅ Ｊｅｓｕｓ？ Ｍａ＇ａｍ Ｉ＇ｍ ａｎ ａｔｈｅｉｓｔ ｗｈｏ ｍａｋｅｓ ｍｉｎｉｍｕｍ ｗａｇｅ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｅ ｗｈｏ ｓｔｅｐｐｅｄ ｕｐ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ ｈｅｒ？ Ｙｏｕｒ ｈｙｐｏｃｒｉｔｉｃａｌ Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｉａｎｉｔｙ ｉｓ ａｎ ｉｎｓｐｉｒａｔｉｏｎ ｔｏ ｕｓ ａｌｌ．" Ａｓ Ｉ ｓｔｏｒｍｅｄ ｏｕｔ， ａ ｃｏｕｐｌｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃａｒｔ ｂｏｙｓ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｗｈｉｓｔｌｅ ａｎｄ ｃｈｅｅｒ， ｓｏｏｎ ｓｈｏｐｐｅｒｓ ｊｏｉｎｅｄ ｉｎ ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｎ ｔｈｅ ｃａｓｈｉｅｒ． Ｉ ｇａｖｅ ａ ｗａｖｅ ａｎｄ ｗｅｎｔ ｏｆｆ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｏｆ ａｃｃｏｍｐｌｉｓｈｍｅｎｔ．

In class. How are you?

Have I been spelling it wrong all my life?
I'm a retard desu

Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｒｅａｔｅｄ ａ Ｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａ ｕｓｉｎｇ ａ ｂｕｎｃｈ ｏｆ ｏｔｈｅｒ Ｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａｓ：
Ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｉｎｇ ｓａｙ ａｂｏｕｔ ｍｅ， ｙｏｕ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ？ Ｉ＇ｌｌ ｈａｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ Ｉ ｇｒａｄｕａｔｅｄ ｔｏｐ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｃｌａｓｓ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｎａｖｙ Ｓｅａｌｓ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｏｖｅｒ ３００ ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍｅｄ ｋｉｌｌｓ． Ｉ ａｍ ａｌｓｏ ａ ｈｅｒｏｎ． Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ａ ｌｏｎｇ ｎｅｃｋ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｐｉｃｋ ｆｉｓｈ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｂｅａｋ． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｒｅｐｏｓｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｏｎ １０ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｐａｇｅｓ， Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｆｌｙ ｉｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｋｉｔｃｈｅｎ ｔｏｎｉｇｈｔ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ａ ｍｅｓｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｏｔｓ ａｎｄ ｐａｎｓ． Ｉｔ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ａｌｓｏ ｂｅ ｎｏｔｅｄ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｕｐｖｏｔｅｄ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ ｗｈｏ＇ｓ ｄｉｓａｇｒｅｅｄ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ ｈｅｒｅ， ａｓ ｆａｒ ａｓ Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ． Ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ， Ｉ ａｍ ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔｌｙ １５ ｙｅａｒｓ ｏｌｄ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ａ ｗａｌｒｕｓ． Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ ａ ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｏｕｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｍｅ， ｂｕｔ Ｉ ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ｙｏｕ Ｉ＇ｍ ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ． Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｓｔｅｎ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｅｓ ｗｈｏ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｇｅｒａｆｆｅｓ． Ｇｅｒａｆｆｅｓ ａｒｅ ｓｏ ｄｕｍｂ． Ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｌｏｎｇ ｈｏｒｓｅｓ． Ａｌｓｏ， ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗｈｏ ｈａｖｅ ａｌｒｅａｄｙ ｄｏｗｎｖｏｔｅｄ ｍｙ ｐｏｓｔ， ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｓｔ ｐｏｏｐｙ， ｌｏｎｅｌｙ， ｐｉｔｉｆｕｌ ｐｉｅｃｅ ｏｆ ｐｏｏｐ ｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｐｌａｎｅｔ． Ａｎｄ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ， Ｉ＇ｖｅ ａｌｒｅａｄｙ ｃｏｎｔａｃｔｅｄ ＹｏｕＴｕｂｅ． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｔａｋｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ ｄｏｗｎ ｗｉｔｈｉｎ ２４ ｈｏｕｒｓ， Ｉ＇ｍ ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｐｏ－ ＯＭＧ． Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ Ｉ ｇｏｔ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｈｏｎｏｒｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ． Ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｈａｒｄ ｗｏｒｋ ａｎｄ ｄｅｄｉｃａｔｉｏｎ ｈａｓ ｐａｉｄ ｏｆｆ． Ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｔｏｐ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｈａｓ ｂｅｅｎ ａ ｄｒｅａｍ ｏｆ ｍｉｎｅ ｆｏｒ ｍａｎｙ ｙｅａｒｓ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｔｈａｎｋ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｗｈｏ ｈａｖｅ ｈｅｌｐｅｄ ｍｅ ａｌｏｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ． ｉｄ ｌｉｋ ｔｏ ｍｅｎｓｈｕｎ ｍａ ｍ８ ＠ａｆｇｆｓａｇｓｆｇｆ． ｍ８， ｔｈａｔ ｗａｓ ａｍａｚｉｎｇ！ Ａｔ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｓｅｅｍｅｄ ａ ｂｉｔ ｓｋｅｔｃｈｙ， ｂｕｔ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｆｉｖｅ ｖｉｒｕｓｅｓ ａ ｍｏｎｔｈ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ！ ｌｏｌｔｈｉｓｉｓｆａｋｅ．ｃｏｍ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｇｒｅａｔｅｓｔ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ ｏｆ ａｌｌ ｔｉｍｅ！ ｌｏｖｅ ａｎｄ ｗａｆｆｌｅｓ， ｔ３ｈ ＰｅＮｇＵ１Ｎ ｏＦ ｄ００ｍ． Ｐ．Ｓ： Ｆｒｏｍ ｍｙ ｐｏｉｎｔ ｏｆ ｖｉｅｗ， ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｓｔ ｗａｓ ａｎ ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｅ ｗａｓｔｅ ｏｆ ｔｉｍｅ， ｓｐａｃｅ， ｅｎｅｒｇｙ， ｅｆｆｏｒｔ， ｂｒａｉｎｐｏｗｅｒ， ａｎｄ ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ． Ｉ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｉｎ ｍｙ ａｔｔｅｍｐｔ ｔｏ ｒｅａｄ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｎｏｒｍｏｕｓ ｗｏｒｄｗａｌｌ， Ｉ ｍａｙ ｈａｖｅ ｂｌａｃｋｅｄ ｏｕｔ． Ｉ ｓｔｉｌｌ ａｍ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｒｅａｄ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｆｅｗ ｌｉｎｅｓ， ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｔｉｍｅ Ｉ ｄｏ， Ｉ ｒｅｐｅａｔ ｆａｉｎｔｉｎｇ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ｈｏｗ ｂｏｒｉｎｇ， ｄｕｌｌ， ａｎｄ ｕｎｏｒｇａｎｉｚｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｓｏｒｔｅｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｏｒｄｓ．．．

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" Ａｇｒｅｅｄ ｗｈｉｔ ＫｅｖｉｎＤｏｎｎｅｌｌｙＡＫ４７
Ｉ ａｇｒｅｅ ｗｈｉｔ ｋｅｖｉｎ，
Ｉ ｗａｓ ａｓｋｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｓｅｌｆ "ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｓｏ ｇｒｅａｔ， ｔｏ ｂｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｒｕｎ ａｐｐｓ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｓｅｓｓｉｏｎ， ｔｈａｔ ｃａｎ ａｃｃｅｓｓ ｓｏｍｅ ｒｅｓｏｕｒｃｅｓ （ｒｅａｄ： ｆｉｌｅｓ） ｂｕｔ ｏｎｌｙ ｔｈｅｍ， ｉ ｍｅａｎ ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｄ ｂｙ ｍｅ， ｗｈｉｔ ｍｙ ｓｅｓｓ－ｉｄ．．． ｂｕｔ ｔｈａｔ ｉ ｗｅｒｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｇｒａｎｔ／ｄｅｎｙ ｒｅｓｏｕｒｃｅｓ ｔｏ ｓｅｓｓ－ｉｄ：ａｐｐ｜ｐｉｄ｜ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ．．．
Ｂｕｔ ｉ ｇｕｅｓｓ， ｇｐｃ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ａｎｓｗｅｒ ｔｏ ｔｈａｔ．．． ｉ ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅ， ｄｅｖｅｌｏｐｉｎｇ ａｎｔｉｖｉｒｕｓ ａｎｄ ｂｅｉｎｇ ａｎ ＊＊＊ ａｓ ｋｅｖｉｎ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ ａｂｏｖｅ．． ｉｓ ａ ｂｉｇ ｂｉｓｓｎｅｓｓ．．．
＇Ｅｎｃｒｉｐｔａｔｉｏｎ ｓｏｌｕｔｉｏｎｓ＇ （ａｓ ｉｆ ｉｔ ｗｅｒｅ １９４５ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ａｇａｉｎ！！！） ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ａｎｓｗｅｒ．．． ｉｓ ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｔｏ ｒｅｌａｙ ｉｎ ｄａｔａ ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｕｓｉｎｇ ｆｓ ｅｎｃｒｉｐｔａｔｉｏｎ， ａｓ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ ａｂｏｖｅ， ｕｎｌｅｓｓ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ａ ＨＤ ｆｒｏｍ ａ ｊｕｎｋｊａｒｄ ｏｒ ｓｔｏｌｅ ｔｈｅ ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ ｐｈｉｓｉｃｌｙ．．． ｔｈｅｎ．．． ＹＯＵ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＬＬ ＵＮＥＮＣＲＩＰＴＥＤ ＤＡＴＡ．．． ｉ ｇｕｅｓｓ ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｐｏｉｎｔ．．．
Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ａ ｔｉｐ： ｌｅａｒｎ ｔｏ ｃｏｎｆｉｇｕｒｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｉｒｅｗａｌｌ， ｄｏｎｔ ｕｓｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｄｒｕｎｋ／ａｓｌｅｅｐ／ｅｔｃ． ｄｏｎｔ ｗａｔｃｈ ｘｘ ａｎｄ ｄｏｎｔ ｓｅｅｋ ｆｏｒ ＇ｆｒｅｅ＇ ｓｏｌｕｔｉｏｎｓ．．． ａｓ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ＊＊＊．．． ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｓｔｕｆｆ ｆｒｅｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｏｒｌｄ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ａｉｒ．．． ａｎｄ ｓｏｍｅ ｔｈｉｍｅｓ ｅｖｅｎ ｉｔ ｓｍｅｌｌｓ．．．
Ｂｕｔ．． ｗｅｌｌ．．． Ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ａｍ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｏｎｅ ｗｈｏ ｔｈｉｎｋｓ ｍｏｖｉｎｇ ｔｏ ＇ｆｒｅｅ ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ＇ （Ｒｅａｄ： ｕｎｍａｎａｇｇｅｄ， ｍａｄｅ ｂｙ ｃｏｍｍｕｎｉｔｙ， ｈｕｓｔｌｅｌａｎｄ， ａｎｄ ｓｏ ｏｎ） ｉｓ ｓｔｕｐｉｄ．．．． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｄｒｉｎｋ ｗａｔｔｅｒ， ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎｔ ｓｅｅｋ ｉｔ ｉｎ ａ ｐｕｂｌｉｃ ｔｏｉｌｅｔ．．．． ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｆｒｅｅ．．． ａｎｄ ｍａｙｂｅ ｃｌｅａｎ．． ｂｕｔ．．．
Ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ， ｉｓ ａｓ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ ｂｙ ｋｅｖｉｎ， ｆｏｒ ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ．．． ｍｏｓｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ， ｂａｄ ｃｏｄｄｉｎｇ ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅｓ， ｂａｄ ｌｏｇｉｃ， ｂａｄ ｐｅｒｆｏｒｍａｎｃｅ， ａｎｄ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｓｔ ｓｃｅｎａｒｉｏｓ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｓｏｍｅ ｋｒａｐｗａｒｅ．．．
Ｒｅａｌ ｃｏｄｅｒｓ ｓｅｅｋ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｎｃｔｉｏｎｓ ｉｆ ｌａｓｓｙ， ｏｒ ｍａｋｅ ｔｈｅｍ ｂｙ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｏｗｎ．．． ｂｕｔ ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ．． ｍａｎｙ ｔｉｍｅｓ， ｉｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｈａｖｉｎｇ １００ ｍｏｎｋｅｙｓ ａｎｄ ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｉｔ ｔｈｅｍ ｆｏｒ ｂｅｉｎｇ ａｂｌｅ ｉｎｔｏ ｒｅａｃｈｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｏｕｔｅｒ ｓｐａｃｅ．．．
Ｔｈａｔｓ ｍｙ ｏｐｐｉｎｉｏｎ．．．
Ｉｎ "ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ" ｃｏｄｅｓ．．． ｉ ｃａｎ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎ： ａｐａｃｈｅ．．． ａｎｄ ｓｏｍｅ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ， ｂｕｔ．．． ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ＇ｃｏｍｍｕｎｉｔｙ ｍａｎｎａｇｅｄ ｐｒｏｊｅｃｔｓ＇ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｐｒｏｆｆｅｃｉｏｎａｌ ｍａｄｅ ｓｏｆｔｗａｒｅ， ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ｏｐｅｎ ｔｏ ｓｕｇｇｅｓｔｉｏｎｓ， ａｓ ｐｒｉｍａｒｙ ｗｅａｐｏｎｓ"
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