A dilemma

Explain urself

Star trek is not good and never will be.

1) obviously

Do you know how much pussy you would get with Shatner as your personal wing-man?

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TOS was good and its iconic now
I'm sorry but it is

It was created by a jew pushing multiculturalism

/thread

Spockette

Bill Shatner is a douche and besides he's like 80 soon.

"i'm sorry but"

whenever i read that, i disregard the opinion

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how the fuck is this a dilemma lol, spockette all the way

>I'm sorry but
You can't even be a man online where know one knows who you are? Star trek must've taught you some great life lessons.

It's 2 years for spockette. Shatner is still longer.

I've met her. Chatted to her alone. She's a local 'girl' from around my way. She has nice jugs.

*know won noes
literacy > 'being a man'

Friends with Bill; we can talk about horses and TJ Hooker and he can introduce me to his pals. There will be multiple Spockettes, and I like my sex partners to have agency.

The fuck kind of retard question is that, spockette is easily the best decision here

After further review, the vulvan.

Hooker pussy doesn't count mate, anyone can pay for those

I don't want a sex slave.
I very much want to be friends with Bill.

Not even close to being a dilemma.

Do you like her?

Why would anyone want to be friends with William Shatner?

Sure.

Hes a movie star?
He played an iconic character?
He can tell a lot of stories?

Not even a competition; do you know how many varied Spockette pussy you will pull in over your lifetime with Shatner as your bro?

bailey jay ?

Shatner is a weird has been... But rich.
Spockett is a sex slave but we talking a real sex slave who will do anything you say and you can do anything to without consequence? Or some sort of sex slave roll play bullshit?

What if he dies in a year

I like her too, user.
And I even have her contacts.

>WAS a movie star.
>So?
>Notorious for being an asshole about Star Trek and towards fans of it
So ya, give me trekpussy. It's the logical choice.

Great, post more pics.

What if she dies after after a year?

You'd be an asshole too if people only talked to you about a three year gig you did fifty years ago and wouldn't talk about _anything_ else.

D-do you still like her, user?

He had a couple of movies in there too...or 7. It's not like he had Harrison Ford's career.
Yes, please continue.

sauce

user? She doesnt look like Spock anymore.

Nice, any nudes?

where are those huge tits?

Shatner all the way.

If he gets Alzheimer's it would be hilarious like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=RAvRBDQqSmY

Sorry user, have no nudes.

>befriend shatner
>await crippling dimensia
>he becomes your sex slave until he dies
best of both worlds, you have friend and sex slave now.

Eh, that's ok. Just keep posting.

Uhm the Sex Slave of course? Idgaf about the old men