How do you get over your gf's sexual history?(cont)

Idk why it's a big deal, did you have sexual history before she came around?
>If yes you can't fault her for having history before you too
>if no then your virgin ass will never satisfy her

A key that unlocks many locks is a master key. A locked opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

Honestly, if you find your gf after the age of 14 it only makes sense that some guy has likely fucked her. If she loved him at the time, there's no cause for concern once she's moved on.

If she just fucked guys for the sake of it, then you should have a problem. Personally, I don't think I'd be ok with it either way. Not a fan of thinking about her with some other guy, makes me nauseous.

I'm single though so yeah, that's my 5 cents.

by reposting a thread right after it dies with the only good image from old thread

thats cool but people aren't keys or locks

sauce?

Heres hoping you get a nice hot virgin gf in your near future who knows how to cook/clean and enjoys doing both as well as giving god tier head.

As long as the lock is tested and doesnt have anything idgaf how many keys been in it before pussy is pussy faggot

>Not understanding metaphors

COUNTERQUESTION!!!

Where do you got that sweet gif user?

A gif thread here on Cred Forums tbh

My gf had a miserable sexual history and now hates and fears sex so it never comes up....and neither do i :(

As long as she's clean it literally doesn't matter
because you shouldn't be dumb enough to date somebody who talks about it

Calm your fucking tits femanon/cuck th world doesn't revolve around you, if you don't understand a grade school metaphor like this maybe the problems with you airhead.

Honestly, while that'd be great. It's not like I hold stupidly high expectations. Personally, I enjoy cooking so I'd rather do it with her etc. Looks aren't the biggest issue given she isn't rat shit ugly, same with weight really. I personally just want an average girl who is beautiful to me in every way.

I had a girl like that but she left me, so here's hoping she comes back or I find another.

Thanks though user

Found the sjw

>not understanding a metaphor only works when it makes reasonable sense compared to whatever you're beating around the bush about

we know what a metaphor is. it's just that one in particular is stupid and illogical.

if you can't get over history then you're bound to become history

>in all seriousness accept the fact that girls are having tons of sex today and just be grateful that your girlfriend knows what she wants instead of being a cheese ridden prude

Lmao you fucking cuck if you're having trouble getting over your gf's sexual history you shouldn't have a gf in the first place, what it's really about is that you're worried her previous alpha sexual encounters have been much better than yours which implies you either have a small dick or cum in 2 seconds flat.

Kys

You can try masturbating and thinking about her getting fucked

That is an analogy you fucking mongoloid.

Well then heres to you getting a new one because tbh old ones that leave tend to leave again...

are you sure about that?

>and neither do i :(
bail
It will never get better without long deliberate effort

those two words are synonymous but ok

yeah come on sauce?

my gf has fucked over a hundred guys and girls.

i don't give a fuck because i'm the one she's fucking now.

>pussy is pussy
Cuck thing to say, also vaginas can either be neat and tidy or the most repugnant thing in the universe, there's a reason educated classy homos avoid vaginas like the plague and mock whores relentlessly.

^^

Heh, valid point. Thanks for that user, lifted my spirits a little. Hope you find yourself in good fortune also

fuck virgins

I'm not user but nope

>Cuck thing to say
that's what a cuck would say

It doesn't really matter to me tbh, I've fucked other girls, she fucked other guys, that was in the past and now we are fucking each other, I don't see why a girl/dude we did years ago is going to have any kind of influence over us.

By stop being a little bitch about it, accepting it, knowing that shes with you because she can tolerate you somehow that I don't know, also knowing she is with you because she likes you which is a wonder to me. If you can't get over the fact that she has fucked dudes before you then it won't last, get your rocks off with her as much then leave.

I am my girlfriends sexual history. I took le virginity. Been dating for 4 years now. Feels good man.

>kys
9gag get the fuck out of here you pretentious teenie edgelords

>youtube.com/watch?v=Sw3GIR70HAY

tl;dr: life before you. Dwelling over it will push her away.

That said, there's precedent for some behaviour .

Well have fun with your hand while you wait for some virgin girl to come around.

>le
Get out of here reddit

Pretentious huh? Seems legit

i was literally about to make this thread, i already know the answer. i have been with multiple girls so i cant fault her for being with guys previous to me, you should be honored she decided to stick with you and keep it monogamous.

derpixon

dubs confirms samefag

tfw she was just on her period

>No U
Did I strike a nerve or is it you can't make a proper reply you feminist tumblerina?

but i never reddit y u bein so mean bro? u mad cuz i got bomb pussies whenever i want and still get to watch strange pronz on interwebs everyday? LELELELELELELELELELELELELEL

actually I'm just mildly irked at the overwhelming (and inappropriate) use of the word cuck on Cred Forums these days.

you didn't even use it properly. no one does anymore. it has become a word like "faggot" or "nigger" for the people on this board.

>How do you get over your gf's sexual history?
Be a fucking man about it?
Muh wife:
>lost her virginity to a cable installer when she was 13
>at 15 was was fucking a 40 y.o. neighbor. He was Dom and 'taught' her to be a sub
> At 16 she was sneaking out of the house at night and drinking with 3 guys in their mid 20's. They would take turns using her every way imaginable.
>Been with 60 to 70 guys before me.
>Never married, never lived with a guy. Extreme trust issues.
Enter the slut whisperer.
>recognize immediately that she is a sub that needs to be dominated.
>first date, walk on the beach
>talk for hours
>sitting on a picnic table, dark
>I pull my dick out and force her to suck my cock
>I fuck her throat hard, tears, gagging
Fast forward two years:
> she tells her best friend that she loves me because I fuck her until her pussy, ass, and throat hurt.
That’s true love m8s!

My gf is a virgin and it sucks. Tbh I would prefer having a gf with more experience and especially a gf that understands my kinks.

By not being an insecure beta.

who the fuck cares, its history.

This is the betafag mantra.

Why? Cuz muh feelings?

You made it m8 :')

The same way she gets over yours? Baka.

Kek

i'm pretty sure taking her out of the box, blowing her up, then fucking her doesn't count

be like me bro, turn ur virgin girlfriend into a freak. my virgin gf used to be timid until i treated her like a piece of meat. at first, she hated it, then one day i fucked her doggy style as hard as i possibly could and fish hooked her cheeks and this lustful sinful look overcame her. Now she chokes on my cock, puts on pig tails and mini skirts, lets me tie her up, ties me up...feels good man

This is good advice to go on. sad but true.

That analogy is retarded. It implies that women having sex is somehow a failure (a lock that was unlocked), which makes no sense. It also implies that a man's sole purpose is to have sex (that's all a key does), which is also stupid.

The analogy also breaks down because of its very nature. A lock's purpose is to be opened by a single lock, to the exclusion of all else. That would mean that women are supposed to have sex with only one guy, the so-called Mr Perfect. It's bullshit Hollywood logic.

Wow dude. You are so fucking stupid. It was her period.

Stfu faggot

Only women can be sluts.
Men cannot
The analogy works

Wow, nice over analyzation of an otherwise good metaphor.

Who the fuck cares.

I don't. You shouldn't.

do you think of one chick in particular when you bang ?

thought so. guess what. neither do girls.

Exactly.

Better than being a bitches' bitchboy, I'm content with what I have I don't need some skank controlling my life and stealing my earnings, if it happens it happens, if not then so be it, but I refuse to put pussy in a pedestal like a whiteknight faggot like you.

What is the movie bruce bigallo male gigallo.

ITT people who would be happier living under sharia law

You convince her to do the most nasty shit and know that if you end it with her she will have a worst history for the next guy.

>inapropriate
Go back to your fucking safe space and go "le kys" you nigger

Who gives a shit about her sexual history. The more she has fucked the better she will be at it. And isn't your goal to fuck as many people as you can? So why shouldn't she. Just don't ask and don't tell. Its also unconfident and unattractive so just don't. Seriously don't.

mine had 0 miles on her when I met her, feels good man

Op would be fine if they were just fuck buddies. Thats usually what 19 year olds want. Dating one when you yourself are almost a decade older is asking for trouble.

Lol

It isn't advice, it's beta whining. It's pathetic to worry about how much sex women are having, the kinda shit only sexless anxiety driven cucks get worked up over.

Whatever floats your boat buddy, makes me nauseous, but at least she was sincere apparently.

>satire

This user speaks only truth. The more you worry about your current girl. The less attractive you become in their eyes.

>That analogy is retarded. It implies that women having sex is somehow a failure (a lock that was unlocked), which makes no sense.

The analogy is not retarded. You think it's retarded because you somehow think it implies that, because you're the retard. You even recognize that makes no sense, but still believe it.

A lock opening is not a failure, it's proper use. If her lock is opened by 30 different keys, then there are 30 different keys that meet her requirements to open her lock.

>A lock's purpose is to be opened by a single lock, to the exclusion of all else.

Holy fuck even more proof you're retarded. My car came with two different keys. One of those keys can turn on the car, open the door, and open the trunk. The other key can turn on the car, open the door, but not open the trunk. Whoa what's that? LOCKS THAT CAN BE OPENED BY TWO KEYS!?!?!?

Once again, you're a retard. You think other things are stupid or make no sense because you've forced your own retarded incorrect assumptions onto them with your own ignorance.

I'm sure you are right :^)

Sorry lads, we don't live in the U S of A, so slutiness is not pushed into every piece of media, but it won't be long.

I'll take her anal virginity any day now, she absolutely loves when I play with her ass.
She's a bit of a dead fish, and not into sucking me off, but I plan to fuck that out of her.

this man is correct.

DON'T ASK.
GET OVER IT.

Its my pussy now

date a virgin if you care that much

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Truth. Anyone who has ever fucked a virgin knows it fucking sucks. I like my women cock crazy.

> implying man whores arent real.

A sharpener that works on any pencil is an awesome sharpener, a pencil that needs to use a lot of sharpeners is a pretty shitty pencil.

>being this upset

>Sticking your dick in something that eats it
Sick fuck

I like to type dramatically.

What are you even talking about? I'm not worried about women having sex, I just value a woman who hasn't had a fuck more. With good reason too. Would you rather a new car or a used one with multiple owners?

Tits or gtfo

Lol pencil dick

So, if your car came with only one key, it would be a better car, and if it came with more keys, it would be a worse car?

Dumbass.

Did I mention that she keeps a clean house, is a hard worker with savings in the bank, is a real fun person, and a solid 8/10?

virgins are easily mallebale. With just a little bit of work, you can get them crazy for cock. And the best part: it will be your cock only.

To be fair, locks do strip small amounts of metal away from the keys that are used on them.

Can someone give me the sauce?

I feel a strong sense of deja vu right now but yeah that's what I plan on. It's just hard for me to be able to enjoy myself whilst having to hold her hand through the whole thing.

stop explaining the shit out of the obvious you retard.

the metaphor isn't right or wrong. it just only works if you consider women a certain way. in your case, a being that should keep herself pure until some guy who's been dicking around enough decides to settle down for her.

not saying i disagree with you btw. just accept that people might not see it that way. most ppl don't nowadays actually.

Get a virgin then. Im okay with both i just wanna get muh dick wet.

Thatll grown back on a dick tho

Tbh the lack of penis she's had especially at that age Oh man is she gonna wanna fuck every guy that even looks at her slightly eccentric. Then more than likely cheat or leave you for someone just to bang.

ganbatte

Virgin detected

Also >whiteknight
I'm actually very misogynistic, I just like getting my dick wet so I don't care the bitch fucked other dudes shes on my cock now thats all that matters. Also whores fuck waaaaayyyy better than inexperienced girls. I hope you one day meet a girl as pure and innocent as your cartoon waifu you fat neckbeard

make me maugh how all you retards spend your time being edgelords about christfags and then demand that their women be "pure".

christfags are at least coherent about it with virginity before mariage for all.

That's fine user. Me too. But in a relationship, it's different

>If her lock is opened by 30 different keys, then there are 30 different keys that meet her requirements to open her lock.
This would only make sense if the analogy wasn't gendered.

For example, I'm a man and I don't fuck anything that moves. I have standards. So, women must fulfill some criteria for me to agree to have sex with them. The women I do want to have sex with, at the same time, have their own criteria I must fulfill. So, I am both the key and the lock depending on the situation.

That's why the analogy is stupid.

Another retarded analogy. Women gain experience from the dicks they ride. Embrace it. If a woman is more experienced than you, let her show you a thing or two.

That's fine. I'll take it. If it was a stranger.

Personally, I've always had severe trust issues, now more than even back when I was in highschool and cute chicks actually came and hit on me.

Nowdays I have a mixture of regret and indiference, I was ashamed of my closeted deviant personality and disgusting father's household. Even if given the oportunity, I'd probably be too suspicious and scared to actually accept on decade younger girls.

But then again I distrust women my age (mid 20's) even more so, women do not stay single that long by choice. Fuck my 16 year old sister had gotten preggers with her 15 year old boy friend and has a daughter and son by now, and she was/is a raging autistic jobless womanchild, fuck everything I dont care anymore anons.

Whatever happened, happened
She was raped by a nigger when she was younger

If she wants to be with me, she has to be loyal to me

If not, she's not gonna be around

That's it

Truth, I can acknowledge that. They make good girlfriends, but not good hit and quits. Fucking my virgin ex was a pain at first, but time passed.

Its quite easy really. I for one have no gf, therefore no problem. Single master race!

Sounds like someones thinking about joining the taliban. With 70 virgins, you got nothing to worry about. Amirite

Just my philosophy goes this way: if u love ur girl, then u shouldnt care about such stuff. If u do, tho, then just deal with it. If u dont rly love her, then just dont date, be sex friends. After all, why date if all u need is a bitch in bed. Russia logic)

I honestly never worried about it. I fucked so many people before I met my wife I couldn't say shit. She had 6 sexual partners before me.

I suspect when guys are insecure about their partners sexual history it is because their own sexual history is limited.

another victim of our degenerate times. no one will cry for us bro.

meanwhile, broken homes and promiscious life styles are celebrated in medias everyday.

rip western world.

If you want a proper relation. She cant be younger than 21.almost All women between 18-23 wanna do is live free and fuck around till they. Get bored and find a nice succesful man to keep.

>Women break down from use like cars.
Holy shit, you fuckheads have no idea how women work, do you?

hahahahhahahahahaha

After my dad got deadly sick shortly after hooking up with a 60+ year old crane, and she robbed his house clean while he was hooked up to life support like a living corpse for over a week (only after I sued the hospital). I've grown to "good" older women.

Not saying its your case user but, you know, you never really know whats behind the masks.

I think they forget that women are people sometimes.

my gf just got random fucks from 20 to 28 (around 12 i think), including a threesome.

used to bother me. then i realized it was because i was trying to put her on a pedestal that she never asked to be on in the first place.

took work but i got rid of the pedestal. i love her differently now, and a lot less passionately in a way, but that's called growing up i'm afraid.

>grown wary

I think what is important to aknowledge is that most people, girls and guys have sex.

Mostly everyone has sex.

If you can't accept the fact that you're not "first", you need to work on your
self-esteem and know that you don't need to be the first to be the most memorable
or most important.

Goes for all sides.

rage fuck her until you can't remember anything else.

If you can't get over someone's sexual past than either she keeps reminding you of it or you are a faggot.

shut the fuck up are you retarded? do you seriously think sex is a skill you learn over time?

"uuuh yeah, i stick my penis inside of the vagina in a certain way that the ladies love"

If you look at entire thread. This comment has been repeated a few times.

I think some people just wanna keep their eyes closed on the matter. But hey. The correct answers have been posted. We did our job as anons. If the rest itt refuse to reason and get over their feelings then fuck it.

>comparing women to cars

Exactly the same analogy can be used for guys, but apparently that isn't said...

Gf was 15 and a virgin in all regards when we started dating. All is gucci my nigga. Get a gf like that.

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the second you let go of her hand and fuck her like a porn star its game on

of course it is a skill you retarded fuck. A big dick certainly helps, but as long as you have a few inches, the rest is all experience.

Mine was 16 and the same. Now she is like my personal sex slut.

I just wanted to feel like I contributed to something today

>:)
>:D
I guarantee that she won't be thinking about you when someone else is fucking her.

I bet she doesn't even think of you when you're fucking her.

I bet you've never even fucked her.

I bet there's not even a her at all.

If you can't get over her history, you probably don't trust her to be "satisfied" with you. Sounds like an issue with your own insecurities. That or just trust issues with your GF.

My last gf was raped at a young age, and experimented a lot growing up sexually. She talks more about sex than most guys do. But when we dated she was always clung to me and loyal. Never talked about her history unless she was somehow asked to. Took my virginity, if anything i'm glad she was experienced because it made things less awkward when she "led" me through most of it. OP, if you don't trust your GF, you need to do something to boost your self esteem. that's about it

You did. Proud of you user.

Another question, how much is too much? I know this 16 year old that has fucked 7 guys. I thought that was waaaay too much for her age, I got into a debate about it with my friends.

One guy knows this 14 year girl who has had with 28 guys, he said he considers that a lot, not 7.

But I dunno, I think they are desensitized, because I think 3+ starts to become too much if you are under 25.

I never had a problems with any gf sexual history, but now I'm thinking on getting back with my loved one (we ended cuz I was a retard) and I know she fucked other guys and did things we didn't and this makes me feel bad.
So what do I do? I am worried these thoughts might cause trouble in our new relationship.

I would argue that it's not that simple.
For example, a person who has had sex with 20 people is not automatically more skilled than a person who has had sex with 5.

I don't think one night stands teach a lot about sex. In my experience, only an intimate relationship allows for growth and experimentation, because you trust each other and try different things.

>being this much into your fantasy
Wew lad. Hell of an imagination

If the pussy is roast beef. Its too much imo.

This is a question of what each person feels is appropriate.
Just cause you feel it's appropriate you can't really shame others for not adhering to your standards.
There isn't any kind of universal rule of how many people you should fuck at what age.

I'm pretty sure I'm better at sex now than when I was 16. If you're not then RIP any pussy you ever get.

Dont go back to your ex. Bad times ahead for you.

Yeah I do. You should try having sex sometime, my friend, might help you calm down and change your mind.

well of course you're not going to learn anything if you are not experimenting and trying new things. but then you don't have much experience either do you? you've just had a lot of sex.

Preach

When you are a 27 year old male you have a target painted on your back.

You are starting your career and women are looking at you as possible breeding material because they have a ticking time bomb.

The failure is when the older (in their 30's) men who are still single or some divorced (and some married) are using this to their advantage to bed desperate women.

This results in women who become bitter because Mr. Handsome used her.

Now you, just starting your career, have less money and experience and they women are being tainted thinking you are like Mr. Handsome.

The biggest failure here is you not realizing your own worth.

You are worth more to a woman than a woman is worth to you.

Yet women will make you think you can't get any pussy except theirs.

no it's not. saying that sex is a honed skill is your way of trying to justify dating disgusting sluts. it's a biological function, it's like saying "i'm very skilled at breathing" or "I'm very skilled at peeing"

"too much" is an arbitrary society-driven expectation of youth to be pure and not congregate until they're adults and not with more than a handful of close lovers

from a respect standpoint though, if you're having sex with more than 3 people, they should be especially concerned over STDs

It's not like fucking 20 healthy humans will land you in any trouble so long as you're safe. You'll probably lose a lot of respect if people figure it out, but again that's a societal issue not a personal one

Lol sans. Take goat mom to the bone zone omg

Eh, to each their own. I'm 30, and I've had 4 partners overall. Funnily enough, I've never been single for more than a month since I was 17.

Gay guys

>being this retarded.
you really believe this don't you?

Ive always thought this about everything in the world because it applies well. Theres always a guy that ruins it for everybody else.

I beg to differ. I can piss in a loo now and not in my trousers.

I feel sorry for the women who fuck you.

But seriously, how can you seriously believe that, especially if you've only been with inexperienced girls? Did you seriously never meet a girl who sucked at blowjobs or handjobs? Those take skill as well, and many people suck at them.

i bet you guys know all sorts of unique techniques to poke her holes

that car is better than a gf

Just let him dissapont a few women. He'll learn the hard way

i agree man its about mind games and breaking down women as much as you can

blowjobs and handjobs aren't sex

Used bathmate for too long

>be me
>18 years old in highschool
>dated barely 18 year old girl
>fucked her
>"hey user you know you're the 23rd guy I've fucked?"
>mfw

That's what I'm planning on. I'm just sitting here chuckeling a little over the sheer stupidity radiating from my screen.

Somebody post the miles of dick calculation

I have some advice for you.

Sometimes the guy didn't ruin her life; she did it to herself and makes up a fantasy where all her bad decisions are because of different guys.

Women should be watched carefully.

Marriage is an institution that benefits only one party in the relationship.

Once women hit the wall, they go into "victimhood" mode and start trying to emotionally blackmail men. They start going off about how they were little "confused" girls back then and were getting it on with the wrong men or whatever. Whiteknights eat that shit up and end up getting snakes into their households and having offspring which the harpies usually dont care about as much a their own wellbeing.

There's always one...

It's easy for a woman to have sex with lots of guys. It's hard for a guy to have sex with lots of women. There is no double standard, because men and women are different. Now crawl back in your safe space.

tf is a loo

you guys have any tips on this? any psychology books to reccomend reading?

and BAM

Great minds think alike

my second ex just recently contacted me on fb. she misses me, told me about her last 3 crappy relationships and her fucked up sex life, misses me in bed etc. it was fun to see her so down because i hate her guts. apparently she didn't get over it.
my first ex, i forgot all about her. you just have to let some things go. my first ex was 15 at the time, so her body was way more petite than my current gf. i don't really miss that, besides i'm more interested in spending time with her doing things.
i guess when you get a bit older you realize that sex really isn't that big of a deal and you feel way better when you can just love the one you're fucking.
sex is nice and all but in the end it's just history.

! as long as she/or you no longer have contact to those people !

i've seen some shit and know a lot of people with exactly that problem. people tend to hit old romances up after some time. my 2nd ex contacted me for that very reason. she wants to fuck again, hates all her exes and i was better than them or she just wants me again to prove that she's still got it or god knows what she's up to. shit always gets weird when someone wants to dig up an old sex partner and i know that some people keep them close in case of emergency.

I'm a man whore so why should I give a fuck if she's a whore? People like to fuck. Stop being a bitch and get the fuck over it.

Thanks user but i understand that as well. Ive dealt with a female that had that mentality. Im juat talkimg about in general not juat women. Airports got ruined cause of security attacks. Borders are ruined cause people just wanna go wherever without proper papers. Schools locking down cause of crazy highscorers.

Theres alway one person that ruins it for everyone.

Alpha af

This is so very true its not even funny.

toilet i think

She's a virgin.

AHA! Sorry to put you on thr spot non but earlier itt someone said men cant be whores and i was trying to tell them what is bruce bigallo male gigallo.

Men can be whores too. Yes.

this guy gets it. it may sound harsh but it's true.

>be me
>Recently 27
>once upon a time was autismo kissless virgin
>as years go on get laid more and more
>think it's because I finally overcame my sperg tendencies and can mimic a normal human being for long enough to get her into bed
>think "hell yeah, 29,30... that one 35 year old pussy, I'm sophisticated"
>tfw I read this and find out truth

Also to the other anons WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST SLUTS!?
WE LIKE SLUTS!
NONE OF YOU WOULD GET LAID IF IT WASN'T FOR SLUTS TAKING PITY ON YOU.
SLUTS KNOW WHAT WE LIKE!
SLUTS GIVE US WHAT WE LIKE!

I don't know if I agree with that mostly because they start up with the 'emotional blackmail' early on in their teens in my experience.
Think the wall is bullshit too.

ok then what are trousers

looks like mike inel's work

You grow the fuck up you pack of inbred infants

Think about every dick that's ever been inside of her. Think about the size difference that, not all, but some of them have been and how that affected her pleasure. Think of all the times she had screaming orgasms with someone who wasn't you, and how sometimes she remembers those times fondly without telling you.

Then kill youself, jesus christ, stop being such a faggot and get over it.

A lock's purpose is to keep people out, but if there's nothing shameful about sex then there's no reason a woman should have to keep her vag shut and therefore the lock analogy is bullshit.

It's amazing how many of you still quietly harbor the puritanical views of your parents and grandparents.

Ive been with 41 women. My looks are above average, I'm confident, and I'm charming as fuck. All my friends know I'm a man whore and when women find out they seem more attracted to me. Life is good.

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Fuck yeah dude. Women love that shite. Personally im not a manwhore. My friend is. And he is the best got damn wingman ive ever had.

Femanons getting rustled when getting their lying asses handed to them.

Lol im a guy. And honestly i treat most women like scum.

I fucking love being a wingman! Getting one of my less talkative bros laid always feels like an accomplishment.

Right man? Everybody wins! Ah i wish i had more pals like you in my life

how did she lose her virginity to the cable installer?

LOL This hit home. Two of my friends, 27 and 28 years old, both just became stepdads.

Is this the first time you have ever used words? Am I wrong in thinking these words are common knowledge?

and even if they aren't. is it really that hard to look it up?

They are britbong words for toilet and pants.
>america perfected the english language

How does she get over yours? Literally what does it matter? As long as you're both clean, the only reason you care about her history is because you're insecure or societal influence. No valid reason to give a shit.

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>implying we didn't

Cuck only women can be whores

shut the fuck up europoor piece of shit i hope your daughter gets raped by immigrants

I have no problem with their past. I give mindblowing sex which they have wanted still after breakup and because I'm intelligent, good looking and over-all good guy they want to stick with me. I have been cheated only once during all these years. Chicks dig my dick and since I can deliver that and everything else I don't have to fear competition past, present or future. Many of my ex's would take me back if I were willing but I won't. If they fuck up or start biching too much it"s over. I've been single for about a year total in these 20+ years since I turned 18.

Im saying we did.

>here's nothing shameful about sex
of course there is. You wouldn't give a blow jobs in front of your grandparents, your employer, or your children would you? You'd be perfectly fine watching your grandfather (or father) fuck your grandmother (or mother) in the ass?

How the metaphor applies: locks are meant to project those things that are of value. If women want to devalue themselves to the status of men, ie: expendable... that's their choice but they should not be upset when they find themselves discarded b/c they are expendable.

oh, well then I'm just a retarded person. don't mind me.

>"too much" is an arbitrary society-driven expectation
She 16
And its 7 guys
Come one that is a bit excessive

But i love you...

At age 30 women's bodies go into overdrive since its litterally the last time they can get healthy offspring; It happens right before menopause.

Obviously their looks are already waning at this point, doenst help that women age faster than men do although they have a greater lifespan.

Anyways, they become desperate and start hunting for younger men or rich and sucessful ones, if she fails she will most probably be forever alone.

In contrast a man can be 50 and get women 20-30 years younger if he's a player. A woman that has hit 30, isn't a virgin and is somehow single has some serious issues with her life, considering half the male population would fuck even the fulgliest bitches if its easy pickings.

I'm sorry, but my heart will forever belong to him...

eyyyy yo sauce me on dat gif boi

But i am harambe speaking from beyond

Wrong.

Grow up passed your brittle, insecure, baby boy phase and be a man.

How is the guy not a lock too then? This retarded analogy assumes all women should have high standards and all men should strive to fuck anything that moves. It's selling yourself short, man

>wanting a virgin
>wanting shitty sex

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Do you like her a lot? If you do, it shouldnt bother you. Being worried about it might be a subconsious manifestation of your desire to break up with her.

What is bruce bigallo male gigallo.

let's all love Harambe

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Tbh i have a virgin wife. I just posted this thread to continue the discussion.
-OP

>satire

You havent fucked your wife yet?

>derpixon
ty user you are a true gentleman

Rephrase: she was a virgin until me

Example 3 is the only one that works in your feeble arguement. Guys can do all the rest just like women. Status. Control. Ect. Guys canfuck whoever they want too although maybe not in your case user im sorry.

Doesnt make it a lie.

You dense motherfucker

probably by fucking him

Shit like this only gets posted by angry neckbeards. I bet it sucks to be such a bitch.

It is a lie
>Das de joke
Guys can only fuck who they want if they have something to offer other than sex. Women can literally be slightly below average in all aspects and just go around getting laid. Go ahead and try to get laid without any effort like a female. You'll fail miserably or hook up with a disgusting lardo with a disease.

Because womyn are perfect little snowflakes

Wait why am i lumped in with other user. I dont agree woth lock bs they keep repeating. Im juat saying. Me. As a guy. Can be a whore if i wanted to. I just wouldnt be able to trap womwn with children if they dont wanna keep it they wont let it happen.

See, this is what happens when you buy second hand - you get used and abused products.
Either rent or buy NIB.

No, because people are much more complicated than inanimate objects, mr. 12yr.

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agreed

Well just a little fyi. I am slighty below average. And i really do get laid with minimal effort with above average women. Im sorry it hasnt worked out for you but dont project your failure onto me.

I get laid without any effort all the time. I've got personality and I can carry on a conversation about something other than video games. Grow the fuck up. It's your childish attitude that's killing your game.

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POST HER FUCKING NUDES THAT'S HOW

Also every joke has a grain of truth. Ding dong.

>Me. As a guy. Can be a whore if i wanted to
>whore
only if you're young and willing to get fucked by men. You just offering sex to a female... it's really nothing of value them.

You count your lucky stars that there is a girl that is willing to even touch you, let alone put your dick in her.

First gf and sexual partner was in high school. I was a junior (16) she was a senior (18). She had a couple guys in her already but I didn't give half a shit. She was a swimmer, nice toned body and plump ass. I was/am 240 pounds of chewed bubblegum. Fairly white compared to her nice tanned skin. The David and Goliath of couples in terms of how different we were. Fucked throughout the school semester.

Our caveman brains are not equip to handle knowing about sexual history. You just have to keep telling yourself it was in the past and that she picked you.

Yeah user. This other guy is just a failure of a man child who will only get laid after working very very hard

This has everything to do with social conditioning. A dog has no qualms about fucking where ever, when ever.

...and if she's been with a lot of men, realize that the relationship will be a short term one. OC, don't tell her this... lie to her and start looking for your jump off point to find someone better.

Maybe YOU offering sex has no value to women. But the case is just not the same for me. Im sorry youre so flawed but dont project your own failure onto others.

What the fuck are you even trying to convey with that sentence? Did I ever say anything about someone being perfect?

>How do you get over your gf's sexual history?(cont)

1. If she's fucked too many guys, dump her
2. It happened before you knew her
3. Don't dwell on it -- you can't change it
4. Fuck her hard TODAY since you are now with her. Fuck her HARD
5. Fuck her up the ass to punish her for being a slut
6. Train her to deep throat and come fully inserted down her slut through to punish her for being a wayward slut and fucking anyone before you, even though you hadn't met yet
7. Repeat the deep throat thing a few more times just because it makes me hard thining about it
8. Have her shave her cunt completely. Another powertripping thing. For being a slut.
9. Stick a big cucumber up her cunt.
10. More deep throat. Make her pay for being a wandering Jew slut with no morals
11. Fuck her hard for being a sex crazed bimbo
12. Slap her tits hard for being a slut.

>implying you just having sex with a woman will cause her to give you something of value for just having sex with her.
what firewater have you been drinking little chief?

Relationships with men getting fucked over are commonplace you're being either ignorant or disingenuous.

I scooped up my bitch back when she was so socially awkward, she was only able to talk to kids. For many years it's been that way, so I kinda just went in, swept her off her feet, and rocked her world. Now she's an odd thing that likes to roleplay as a teacher or nurse for a children's hospital. LoL she doesn't even know how much she turns me on. She's a dirty little pedo and she thinks I can't tell.

Pics of her? Is she hot? Was she a virgin?

I wish this response was trips, I really do...

youtube.com/watch?v=JrqIMThWax0

Wait wait. Are we talking about actual whores that get money for sex? I was talking about being a manwhore in the sense of just picking up lots of different women for casual sex.

Sorry im not expressing what i want to say correctly. Im high as fuck.

Same story here almost. She was one of the hottest girls in high school. Never trusted guys enough to date. After we graduated I started running with her. Eventually I asked her out, but she denied me. She slowly warmed up to me, so I asked her out again and took her virginity a few weeks later.

Go watch chasing amy and learn from someone else's mistakes before making some yourself

I act ignorant and if she dares bring it up I tell her to stop being an inconsiderate prat.

She wasn't a virgin, she said she had been with an older guy once. She doesn't like to talk about it. She's a solid 7/10 chubby. Not ganna show her face, but here's some unsauceble tits she sent me the other day.

Because you're part of it now nigga. I hope you are

By adding to the book.

>learning social skills from tv drama

Was posted just the other day at the start of a .gif thread, along with many other goodies

Oh, men don't fuck over women? It's a two way street. Shitty people fuck each other over all the time. It's been like that since the beginning of mankind.

Nudes

Release nudes

You won't give a shit about her sexual history anymore

Try having sex with more men than she did, maybe then you can beat her high score.

Not at the insane ratio and legal repercussions that men suffer if they so much as "manspread" in a subway, what are you living under a rock?

This is fucking great. I genuinely laughed out loud.

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you cant, just make sure youve had crazier/more sex and then it wont sting as much because by that point you will no longer be able to properly pair bond just like 95% of the population.

>do things to transform her into a slut
>for being a slut
>but probably not doing those kind of slutty things while slutting it up

Damn user. We should be friends IRL

that's why i'm not into relationships. the whole drama: emotions, cheating, bla bla bla. fuck that shit, women these days want to be like men. fucking around, taking drugs and traveling. i'm tired of this shit by thinking of it.

kek. If you REALLY want to talk about double standards: try comparing bisexuals. Men have no problem with being in relationships with bisexual women. A woman that likes/ doesn't mind being in a relationship with a bisexual man? Few and far between.

no homo.

I only date virgins, it may seem difficult to find them at first, but your virgin detector senses will improve with time.

What a beautiful photo!
Also nice quads

where do you find them?

You get over it.
People have sex, stop being a pussy.

Similar story here, Cred Forumsro.
Be me, 23. Met a cute 18 year old online. Started chatting and that night I set a date. We dated twice, and she decided she's not into me. I cut her lose yet she kept coming back for my company. It turned her on the conversations we had about sex - she admitted to me she was a virgin - and eventually she wanted a 3rd date so I decided to try again. That time, I nailed it and we became a couple.
We progressed quickly, and a month later exactly I deflowered her as I saw her blood on the condom.

This is not true. Every gf i've had knew about my bisexuality. None of them had at least the slightest problem with it.
My current gf let's me sex around with other dudes now and then.

stop being an insecure faggot

thank you for sharing these stories, good to know that there is hope

I feel sorry for you in a weird way. You truely believe that you're being treated unfairly by society dont you? As a single white male myself I know just how easy your life is. Stop crying about what women are doing to you and grow up.

welcome to 2016 when cucking is a normal thing in a relationship

maybe it depends on your crowd. as a guy in the metal crowd myself (and subsequently rock, emo, punk, hipsters and whatever) people are pretty chill about it

i could definitely agree if we were talking about chavvy cunts