1. you have no car

1. you have no car
2. need a beer
3. time it would take to walk to the beer store?

me: 12 minutes

literally 1:37 minutes.

> takes Satan 12 minutes to make a beer run

Inner city here OP, takes 2 minutes only because of the elevator ride.

..but I have a car. It's right there.

a whole 15 minutes

approximately 3-4 minutes door to door
7/11 occasionally has the deals

see #1

about an hour

>beer store

Some states only sell beer in liquor stores. Unlike West Virginia where you can buy liquor at a gas station you fucking inbred hillbilly.

using a vernacular you would understand. Look up vernacular for complete understanding of insult.

No but I HAVE a car though.

I have to walk 2 miles to the bus stop then take the bus 4 miles. But I have a car cuz I'm not a poorfag.

Walk probably about 5 hours the nearest store to me is 15 miles away

I assume written problems were your weakness in school

... like 2 minutes?

I would only have to walk about 20 minutes, there and back. There's a liquor store just down from my subdivision.

probably around a minute from here i sit. depends on what shoes i decide to where.

I assume you don't understand why the fuck I wouldn't have a car, when I can literally see my car right now?

5 minutes, they are all over the place

Kek.

30 seconds :)

30 seconds, would take me longer to drive there :)

Photo of car or it didn't happen

5 hours