What sort of car would Jesus drive?

What sort of car would Jesus drive?

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H2

A hovercraft

Obviously a Porsche, bitch could only get laid with a hooker

A Christler.

lada

A CTS V

jesus is flying n shit doesnt need car

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Jesus would be riding a bike collecting soda cans and bottles.

The Bible says an accord

10 internets for the person who can tell me what he's wearing on his head.

a hat

A hat.

No.

he wouldn't drive, he'd ride

Kek

There is no god, bitch!
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Under rated af

VW bus probably

It's actually the lens cap for this:

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Nigger was a carpenter, so apparently a hillbilly pickup truck with a dixie flag and truck nuts.

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HELL YEAH!

/thread, I guess.

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pretty sure the answer is a honda civic
not sure why but im just pretty confident that is the correct answer

White Lamborghini

a 60s jalopy