Enter McDonald's

dont drop that dedenne

soda has free refills, order small drink and large fry

Fevereshly masturbate trying to land a load on that ass.

I'd mount that shit, sir. yes I would

180 and walk away

It's clearly shopped, nobody has jagged pixelated legs

Mcfuckin kill myself

But all the drinks are a 1.08 so its the same either way

Ask her how much for an hour?
Anyone out in public dressed like that is probably a prostitute..

Based

Tbh i'd probably say something like "Your ass is great" then order a rodeo cheeseburger JR whopper no pickles and small fries

this right here is a practical man

pop boner
cum in my panties

Rape. Totes Rape

Underatted

I'd say "Excuse me, but I'm going to fuck you", that way it's not rape. Then I fuck her, because I always keep my word.

Why am I in this shithole. I want food, not processed poo.
Spin a 360 and strut my stuff outta there.

Order a McRape.

In all fucking honesty, I would snap a picture of it, order my shit, and when I sat down to eat I'd post a "what do" thread of her on Cred Forums.

290ø quickscope

This is probably Sydney or Melbourne.

youtube.com/watch?v=q2LADZF3jRk

But you'd be facing her, turn 360 you retard! Jesus, sure is summer in here...

1.Take a pic in case 2. fails

2.Seduce

sidle up to her, and whisper in her ear "Excuse me, ma'am. Your ass is triggering a throbbing erection."

Order 20 nuggets, 2 large fries, bottle of water.

I wouldn't do / say anything to her, I just want my maccies tbh m8

tell her, that her whole ass is showing.

Order from the dollar menu

You are legitimately unintelligent. I meant turn 180 and walk backwards so the ass is still in view as I exit the building. Nice summer tbh fam

Contemplate hiring this obvious prostitute but ultimately decline to avoid smelling her slightly appetizing yet revolting McDonald's farts.

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I hope your a bait

Sennen goroshi

Shit niggler you would turn in a full circle!

i'd check these McDubs

newfag detected

>getting a smaller soda for the same price as a large

Bawhahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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Oh shit your're right LMAO. I mean turn 45 radians and walk away.

I've had 930/1800 calories today so I'll get a 10 piece McNuggets with 2 packs of sweet and sour sauce and a small diet coke, which will put me at 1470/1800

I'll probably also point out that girl's butt to my wife because we do that, when we went to the midtown music festival 2 weeks ago we were pointing out the extreme cases of scantily clad to each other the entire time

>what do?

A small isn't the same price you retard, it's cheaper

just the other day was in line for the3 store and this immense ugly wigger was tryna chat me up like yo boss and he was with this ugly tramp in pretty much the same clothes and its obvious they were gonna go run a train on her

me and the cashier i know just laughed knowing such trash exists

lold irl

That look she gives after he slaps her ass.

Fucking magic.

Do what all you fucking faggots would do and just look and not say/do anything

This guy wins the thread

Probably buy a big mac

i would walk up to her and gently tap her on the sholder and tell her that inform her that she is being exposed likely without her knowledge then smile and wait in the line to order my filet id keep my eyes straight at the menu so she knows im not looking there.

Ask if the burger with the white flag is a french one.

Kek

lol a gentleman being detected

>free refills
they got rid of this where I live, suuuucks

>ordering a whopper in mcdonald's

M'lady

Follow her home and evey day for a year leave a big Mac at her door
And at night dress up as Ronald mc Donald and tap on the window's with your dick

I'd walk up to the counter and order my meal.

>slap her ass
>tell her im a refugee and she needs to stop being islamaphobic

>falling for the entry level bait while calling someone out
I remember my first week on /b. Ah good times.

I shove my finger the deepest possible into her ass. I want my finger to come out covered in shit. And then i will wipe it on her nose. And ask for additional paper to the fat clerk.

this.

all of my this you are doing the winner /thethread

good for the cunt, if it were whites shed be screaming some feminist shit, but no the savages did it, so gotta keep quiet.

This

Give her a quarter pounding with cheese (Im uncut)

> Let's import fuckloads of shit skins. Literally nothing can go wrong.

It's her own fault for allowing her people to sell their country because muh Nazi guilt

Fuck her like a cheeseburger obviously.

Shove your McDick up her McAss

wat

I'd serve her a Mc Rib... Ask nae more

Think about how much of a failure I am for not being able to get laid even with sluts like her.

Nigga just get the water cup

/thread

Sluts are far from being the easiest lay you can find, you know.

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Yeah there's dead people and even if you're really desperate the OPs mum.

>2016
>still making mum jokes

Nah. Ugly girls with low self esteem are the easiest lay. I find sluts to be hard to lay if you aren't a 'playa'. They have one profile they want to fuck and stick to it.

Who wants to fuck ugly girls though?! Honestly not trolling, I can't be arsed with ugly girls. I'd rather have a wank and do something better with my time.

I'd probably get a hard on as fuck. Tell her her shit is hanging out, and compliment her on her beautiful figure and ass. If nothing goes from there either way Im gonna jack off to it tonight.

i don't need shake now

I'd stand behind her and then when she moved I'd go place my order.

moar

You're both doing it wrong.

Don't fuck sluts or ugly girls. Go work on yourself, get a better career going, make more money. Fuck escorts instead.

You get to fuck 10/10 girls who will do whatever you want whenever you want to. I really don't understand why more guys don't do this.

My sides

>Pull cock out from zipper
>walk up behind her
>erect my penis
>place hands on counter top so im leaning into her
>she feels my 10" erection between her sesame seed buns
>i order a big mac from the cashier who is sweaty profusely from both the heat and the arousal of the sight before him
>my mcdouble pierces her creamy parfait
>the cashier can barely speak
>"would...you like...special sauce on that big mac
>i have plenty of my own thanks
>the bitch moans a i give her a mcfucking
>i flip her over and put my 2 pc mcnuggets in her mouth
>bout to lose it
>i cum 1000 island dressing all over her face and she wears it proudly
>she gets up and thanks me for the sex
>i pick up my big mack and take it home
>mfw they gave me a quarter pounder instead

I have a 6 figure income and I would never pay for it, no matter how hot they are.

>2016
>thinking mum jokes will ever go away

There's ugly girls and ugly girls. I know it sounds pathetic, but I know that the more you're experienced, the more girls you fuck. If your first 2/3 lays are ugly girls, but the 4 is a hot one, was it a good investment ?

try not to look and fail

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i don't want STDs.

The same devilled egg.

Your mum is a mum joke.

you are a smart man

I tried but I simply cannot understand homo speak and had to stop video before I turned gay.

kek

Fuck her so long she'd get miles of cock from me

You're not paying for sex, you're paying for convenience and specificity. I used to think that way, but a buddy convinced me to try it and I was kicking myself for not doing it sooner. I guarantee you'd think the same.

Think of it like this: it's like mobile games. You can play for free, but you get limited features. You can pay to go premium, and you get access to a much better game experience. That's what this is. You're paying for access to a premium product.

crave her Mc Nuggies

They will never go away just like herpes will never go away. It doesn't stop them being unfunny and stale. Shit is so weak, they have been done to death.

>pays for freemium games

Maybe when I was a virgin or first starting out, I'd fuck whatever I could get. But I don't like wasting my time on ugly bitches man, I'd rather just have a wank. It's like anything in life, why have 3 shitty burgers when you can have 1 fine piece of steak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm not talking about streetwalkers, nigga. I'm talking about high-end escorts. They can make a few thousand dollars in one night by spreading their legs. If they get an STD and can't work anymore, that's a lot of lost potential income. These girls will make you wear a condom and it's not for your protection, it's for hers. You won't get STDs from a good escort, guaranteed.

What mobile game do you play that demands you pay to go premium every time you want to access that better game experience?

Also just because an escort is an escort doesn't mean the bitch is clean.

I don't. It was an analogy. Don't take things so literally.

Your mum will never go away like herpes will never go away.
Your mum's unfunny and stale.
Your mum is so weak and has been done to death.

See? It's never going away.

I don't play mobile games, it was an analogy. And yes, a good escort will be clean.

My point was simply that you're paying for a superior experience than people who don't pay are getting.

I have no problem attracting girls who I find very attractive and who will be as adventerous as I desire in the sack. Paying for sex is like cheating at a video game -- there is no satisfaction in the end product. Half of the fun is the chase, the game.

okay, so if your analogy sucks, then why should your statement be any better?

See how lame it is though? You sound like a down syndrome kid repeating what he heard some bigger boys say. It is the comeback equivalent of "that's what she said" jokes. Shit is weak.

kinda feel bad for her

Your mum sounds like a Down's syndrome kid.

>Shit is weak.

that's what your mom said last night about you

I hope the irony of you proving my point exactly while trying to disprove me is not lost on you.

If I wouldn't think she is a hooker then maybe tell her polite that her ass looks out and start small talk and get her the normal way

That's fine, if it's your thing. That's not the case for everyone, though. Some people like the chase. Some people need to feel like they've earned everything they have. Some people just want what they want and don't really care how they get it. That's all fine. If the chase is important for you, chase away.

My point is just that I've been with pornstars, playboy playmates, lingerie models, and runway models. 99.9% of guys are not fucking women like that. I am. Pretty much anyone could be doing it too, but they don't.

The analogy is fine, you just assumed I play freemium games. The error is on your end for assuming, not on mine. I believe you may have a touch of the 'tism, friend.

Your mum's lost on you.

my wendys has this machine where you click the touch screen for soda and there are like 200 different sodas its actually crazy

under rated dubs checked

You're the kinda guy that will spend 50 bucks on a video game and then have no problem using a bunch of cheat codes to finish the game in an hour just to say you beat it. The fun is in the game, not the end result.

Were Cred Forums memes always this stale? I come here trying to get some of those good old luls but this place just seems to be pure cancer now. I'm glad I moved on to other boards.

Not in Australia

But for me, the sex is the game. It's different from a video game. I don't take shortcuts there because there's no point. You get to the end of the game, and that's that. There's nothing more. I'm just cutting out the bullshit I don't like and getting to the fun part.

Check 'em

well dear user, you use your analogy as an example for the use of your statement; but since everybody (including you) doesn't pay for freemium because of it being a waste of resources, that would imply that the analogy isn't really helpful to your point, isn't it 'friend'.

The use of 'tism makes me wonder even more if the content of your input is even remotely trustworthy

She out in skin-tight miniskirt with a thong on, high heels... she's trying to be all SEXY... well, she oviously wanted attention, and she got it. Mission accomplished!

They were not. It's all edgy kids now who just parrot the same asinine nonsense over and over again. It's rare you actually see a thread that will actually be entertaining here now. You were right to leave.

More pics OP?

start eating

Hey you're the one that started the video game analogy.
I just find sex for sex's sake a little boring frankly. Lulling a girl into the act and then treating her like shit afterwards is just as much of a kick as the actual rutting part in my opinion.

Thats just sounds fucking gay

Go home and masturbate.

>order eggmuffins
>take her to my home
>tell her "you dont have to tell me what happened but you have to eat those eggmuffins"

I just love to fuck. I love trying different positions, lying back and getting my dick sucked, playing with toys, having tits in my face, just all of it. Love it. Can't get enough. Being able to get it whenever I want with a woman you'd see on a billboard is just a huge quality of life thing for me.

Welcome to Cologne.

I'd tip my fedora as i approach her and buy her a combo. Then we'd sit down and discuss how men are beta pussies nowadays

this sounds miserable

Pretty much all girls I have been with will do those anyway though. I'm starting to think you have a small dick or have a problem finding decent girls to sleep with. Unless you have some very niche fetish, most girls will do most things in the sack if you ask.

If you were wearing a suit and some gay dude pulled your pants down you'd probably be pissed.

but ya i agree that was kinda funny for the reasons you stated

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kek

this

either he is fugly or has no social skills whatsoever. There are enough woman who get to the point without having to pay them

"Excuse me miss you dropped something on the floor"

indeed this

unrelated, but, i played a freemium MMO with a guy who spent >$40,000 USD on gold and items in game

>eating inside the mcdonalds
not even once

Buy a ring donut and propose to her.

kek

>most girls will do most things in the sack if you ask.
not rly though. depends on how young and weak-willed they are I guess. most women have limits, butt sex and pissing in their mouth probably won't fly

Winner

Do a 360 and berry my dick so far up her ass

I would honestly run up to her and stick a finger up her ass.

Like I said, if you have a niche fetish that involves pissing in their mouth, I fully understand why you are paying for it. If you just want a girl who'll play with toys, try different positions and suck your dick, then pretty much 95% of girls, ugly hot or otherwise, will comply with minimal effort.

Kek

But you'd be facing the wrong way dumbass.

stick my finger right in it i dont give a fuck what happens

Right so I can berry my dick up her ass so far if someone pulled it out they would be crowned king Arthur

kek

Run to the bathroom and squeeze nut out ferociously into my hand almost instantly, then pay for my McDonald with cum hands

theyre the same price mate..

I'm not that guy.
But do you not see the difference in enjoyment he is describing?
He likes other aspects of sex than you do. Me myself and lots of other people also like the sex more than the chase. It's a different thing.
It would only becomes miserable if someone would enjoy the chase but found themselves incapable to get to it. And then use the money shortcut.

fat american

sounds like a winner

this wasnt even funny
so much effort

/thread
Propably what everyone else here would do too

Underrated poast

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Or y'could just get a girlfriend dum-dum!

But why pay for it? There are plenty of very hot girls who also love fucking and are very willing. Unless you are a social cripple or have a small dick, it is all out there. You're talking like girls don't enjoy fucking.

No need to be rude Cred Forumsrother

White girls, yeah

>notice ass
>make sure not to look even close for fear that the normies will catch me
>stand as far away while waiting for my turn in line
>hands directly on my sides
>eyes on the menu
>cashier looks at me and I stand there for a couple seconds and hurry to the counter
>"can I g-get a number 10 with barbecue sauce"
>"small medium or large" he replies
>"a medium is okay" not wanting to sound fat
>"your order is 9.99"
>reach into back pocket and pull out wallet
>struggle to take debit card out
>drop CC and drivers license
>hand him my card and try to pick up my other cards but struggle because they are stuck to the glossy floor
>finally pick them up and take my reciept making sure to avoid eye contact
>"hey you forgot something"
>go back to get my debit card and almost trip on nothing
>"t-thank you"
>sit down and look at the wall because there are no windows in the back of the mcdonalds

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>notice top shes wearing
>kindly ask her "how much for a toss in the bathroom?"

stop being yourself