Was it one of us?

was it one of us?

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No, it wasn't. Cred Forumstards don't do shit like that. We don't take frustration out on the rest of the world, we don't go on shooting sprees, or blow up buildings. We just don't do that.

There's this cute little idea that Cred Forumstards are something more than we actually are though. You know what most of us are? We're absolutely normal, regular people, who works jobs, have families, go to school, whatever. The only things that separates us from other people is that have an anti-social streak, or we're tired of dealing with people. That's really it though.

We're not going to change the world through violence, bombs or death; we're not those people. We're cowards, hiding behind monitors, posting the same threads day in and day out, looking at porn, bullshitting about politics, etc, etc, etc. That's all we are. This is just a website. That's all this is.

So get over yourself and get over this place. Go outside. Read a book. Talk to a girl for once in your silly little life. Just do something other than being here.

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Well I finally turned on CNN & it happened

when do we get the white guy like at that mall recently who did this, on CNN they said they wouldnt give his name but kept identifying him as the lone white male or the white wolf.

i wouldn't say we are cowards, we are just normal

Not likely, but it makes you wonder. Since everyday a "turn on CNN in 15 minutes" thread was made... could it be?

This guy

>normal

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Heres some unseen live footage from the shoot
youtube.com/watch?v=jYTqkCMZBf4

Kek

You talking about the Muslim who shot up the mall in Colorado? Who was then gunned down by a cis white male NRA member thus saving the day?

uhhh CNN said its a white male just look at the picture and refuses to release the name to not glorify the killer.

The picture also say "elementary school". You said mall shooter.

people are still shocked by this shit? i thought this was everyday at school in usa.
>be 8
>wake up 7am
>eat cereal made of marshmallows and gummy worms covered in cool aid
>dad loads his m15
>just going to get the morning newspaper
>keep my head down during the hail of gun fire that shreds our windows as i try to finish my cereal
>load my ar15 and glock
>dad throws a flashbang and supports me with cover fire as i run to the school bus
>kid sits in my seat
>shoots him in the face
>some kids in the back are having a gun fight
>bus driver gets mad and lobs a frag grenade
>ears ring
>half of the kids dead
>not as many as yesterday, must be a calm day today
>feel good
>bus swirves as it's chased by several pickuptrucks filled with rednecks hammering the bus with m60
>bus arrives at school
>kids storm out swat style, laying waste to the playground
>crash through the classroom window and roll into our seats
>one kid arrives late and starts shooting erratically in the air
>couldn't kill more than 2 kids and the teacher
>facepalm
>his failure gets on the news
>everyone laughs
>new teacher gives him an F in school shootings
>salutes the flag
>god bless 'murica

You fucks just blow up cafes and shit like.

inb4 its a white male cuz it is they be crazy!

all white people should die anyways, nothing of value is lost.

>No, it wasn't. Cred Forumstards don't do shit like that. We don't take frustration out on the rest of the world, we don't go on shooting sprees, or blow up buildings. We just don't do that.

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It's the elite trying to get back at rowdy gowdy.

>newfag spotted
so how long have you been her? 1 week? two months?

i bet you didn't even know about this one.

Fuck off

Faggot.

its always some white dude, those fukkers hate children thats why their all over those sex offender registries.

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top kek

someone post the one of op killing his wife. that's not even that long ago.

i thought it was just his gf.

anyway, leaving her naked and choked the fuck out for her son to find was genius

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Be American

Go to School
>Get shot

Go to work
>Get shot

etc etc

>townsville

damn that mojo jojo, somebody call the powerpuff girls FAST

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>browses /b
>shooting is up
>oh no, someone's asking if it was MY /b
>no you don't u beyatch
>/b is normal ppl, just coward
>gets back in fluffy abuse thread
>masturbates while pooping in diaper

>be gun
>go to school
>shoot people

Fixed

Be American

Go to School
>Get quality education to land good job

Go to work
>bring home more money after taxes than most any

kek

Be American

Go to school
>get mugged

Go to work
>get exploded by terrorist

Go home
>Get fat

yeah, probably gf. i don't remember exactly.

there we go

Pussy ass you are so unlikelyto be in a shooting if you live a normal life..ie not a criminal . So funny how you little bitches are so afraid of this

on a scale from 10-10, how much of a newfag do you feel right now?

basically.

Be American

>be 10 year old
Survived elementary shooters on a yearly basis

Walk to school
>get raped by local caucasian pedophile

Walk to store
>get mugged by black thugs

Go to work
>get exploded by disgruntled arabic muslim terrorist

Go home
>Get cancer

Have cancer
>Can't get treatment because no insurance

You are just the biggest newfag I've ever seen. Cred Forumstards kill people/blow shit up/burn shit down all the time and post it.

Damn I want to be you

you forgot:
>cook meth

>be eurocuck
>go to mandatory boxcutter safety course
>on way there i register my chopsticks and serrated carkeys
>gets denied later in parcel due to prior jaywalking offence
>cabbage and potato supper, eaten with plastic eating utensils due to new legislation
>mudslime breaks in through window as i'm watching mr. bean
>puts blackmarket assault nerf gun to my head
>reciting his nasheed i take a gamble and launch attack with my concealed silly string home defense spray
>manage to subdue him, call the authorities, and as the perp is led out i get citation for posession of glass shards over 3"

get better gun controls amerifags

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that was a Cred Forumstard fyi
youtube.com/watch?v=cO1q3HwB0y0

>No, it wasn't. Cred Forumstards don't do shit like that. We don't take frustration out on the rest of the world, we don't go on shooting sprees, or blow up buildings. We just don't do that.

"We just go for porn. Possibly trap or shota, bonus points for any extra gay faggotry".

>>dad throws a flashbang and supports me with cover fire as i run to the school bus

can't read another chronicle of America's Army teamfight between teamfagits

complete nonsense.
We live the good life around here, no matter what FOX wants you to believe, you amerilard brainwashed cuck.

>Cred Forumstards don't do shit like that
>We just don't do that.
>We're absolutely normal, regular people
>who works jobs, have families, go to school, whatever.
>We're not going to change the world through violence, bombs or death; we're not those people.
>mfw you being this much of a newfriend
you're confusing us with 9gag

Holy fuck you literally just summed up my life.

shit's too raw for this board, buddy

Now we all understand why they ask for so many tissues in the school supply list.

then, it wasn't a nigger.

What if his gun was not registered?

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Top kek

fake

No you don't.

>mudslime breaks in through window as i'm watching mr. bean
Kek

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This guy is serving 38 Years for shooting that mall up, wonder if he regrets it yet

Welcome newfriend.
Maybe the best days are past us, but you have no idea what you're talking about.

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Kek, you kids are so delusional

>Meanwhile in America

He's basically right.
People here on Cred Forums have this exaggerated self-image of the internet badass, that never existed in the first place.
And don't go all pseudo-nostalgic about the 'old Cred Forums'. It wasn't any different.
Maybe you were bullied in school and maybe you have no social life, but don't fancy yourself some badass loner sociopath or whatever. At heart, you're exceedingly normal. A normal loser probably.

Damn I feel bad for euro now

9gag misses you kido

>Be Canadian

>Wake up
>Nobody gets shot and refugees arent raping women by the truckload

>Go to school
>Nobody gets shot and refugees arent raping women by the truckload

>Go to mall
>Nobody gets shot and refugees arent raping women by the truckload

>Go out to club
>Nobody gets shot and refugees arent raping women by the truckload

>Go home
>Nobody gets shot and refugees arent raping women by the truckload

Basically...

Murrica. Land of half crazed gun freaks and unarmed people they use to get infamous.

Freedom LOL

>Found another newfriend who has no idea what he's talking about.
Sure, there are the kids on here that like to mouth off and pretend they're badass. There are also legitimate nutcases that kill people and post it on here. Lurk moar.

I can almost guarantee that I'm here longer and more often than you. But keep throwing around 'newfag' as if it means anything at this point.
And aside from the one guy once every year or so that kills his wife on camera or fills 10 bottles with cum, the bulk of the people here are just normal, everyday assholes.

>The American government is evil and a threat to world peace.
>Americans should all give up their guns and trust their government implicitly.

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND EUROPE!

There are clubs in Canada? And you didn't mention maple syrup enough.
Calling it, fake Canadian.

It's true. I'm normal and an asshole

Wow a nation with 320 million or so has a 'mass' shooting leaving a whole 1 person dead? Someone crunch the numbers for gun deaths in the U.S. once the nig on nog violence and gang warfare is filtered out and i guarantee it wouldn't even be a sliver on the pie chart of cause of death.

Me too, welcome to the club.

>us
>bunch of virgin losers browsing internet and fapping to anime 24/7
doubt

You can almost guarantee, but you can't, because I've been coming here on and off for 12 years. You probably do come here more often than me, I have a job and don't really give a shit about Cred Forums except to kill time now and then. Congrats, big achievement.
So you're admitting what you said before was horseshit as there are people on here that commit heinous crimes, gotcha.

murrica

No it was a young teen
And everyone knows only >18 y/o's browse Cred Forums

I said he was basically right. Keyword being 'basically'.
Did I say that there are 0% nutjobs here? No.
Is this amount of nutjobs here significantly higher than elsewhere? No.
What I do know is that your're a basic asshole and I'm a basic asshole, so let's not pretend like we're Dexter here, ok?
A guy shoots up a school? The chance he's from reddit or facebook isn't lower than him being from Cred Forums.
Get over yourself.

>Congrats, big achievement.
You were the one who brought up the newfag angle, so don't try and turn this around on him, you fag.

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why is my post still going

Because guns and people who like guns.

also because guns and people who dont like guns

OH LOOK ANOTHER SHOOTING IN ANOTHER "NO GUNS ALLOWED ZONE"

We should give EVERYONE guns!

More bullets in the air = less bodies