Lets get some life hacks going

Lets get some life hacks going

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That was so fucking good

Ouch

THAT FEELS AMAZING IT ACTUALLY MADE ME BLOW MY LOAD IM GOING TO GO CHANGE MY BRITCHES NOW

i just saw it, at the library... pls
i cum everywhere now i have to clean and act like nothing happen.

Thank retard op

i jizzed in my pants

Holy fuck that hurt like a motherfucker. I think i'm doing something wrong.

...

are you fucking kidding me for real i think i broke my thumb

When it says fast it means fast.

i study kinesiolgy, do not do this, it has severe results

DONT DO IT GUYS

YOU'LL CUM MUSTARD GAS

you have to do it really hard and fast, like cracking a whip

I assume it snaps your wrist. What happens?

You cum everywhere

Shit trips
Shit answer.

Seems fair

faster and harder man

You cum...

OMG that was the most amazing orgasm ever, now I have to clean shit before daddy comes down to the basement

thanks op, never had this load of cum

Jackass

Interesting. If you hurt a person, is it totally ok. Why bother, right? I would like to know, why you don't care? You dislike your life? Do you want to die and would like everyone else die with you, because you are lonely?

hnnng oh god yeah
best cums of my life

I like how many people are playing along

GTFO this is not reddit or facebook

yes

You just know they all did it

hold dick in hand for even better results
just tried it and it was fucking amazing

ok, do you think you need a space where you could enjoy yourself watching other people suffering?

Top cringe
If u lurked moar you'd understand we're just assholes with mommy issues

>wound from dull blade
>heals quicker

Fairbarin was a fucking mong

>Still trying to force this

It doesn't do anything, anyone posting this doesn't know that because they're too retarded to understand it.
It's called finkelstein test

but this is a choice. You could simple make a choice to protect life. It is not ok cheering about people getting hurt

Have you tried?

yeah why not, and the lulz man, it's all about the lulz

lulz is really overrated in this era

Someone's grumpy after blowing their load...

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so, im not ok to see people getting hurt...im grumpy because of that lol

>Not knowing how to post a picture.
You absolute faggot newfag

Can't you just appreciate not having to waste time masturbating?Jeez,you sound just like a chick...

I've seen it a few times and I'm starting to think it's a new type of bait.

Okay,imma spoil the joke here,you precious cunt.If someone is really retarded enough to fall for this,they deserve a broken thumb.Just natural selection doing its work...

Maybe it's just one guy shitposting everywhere.

if you don't like seeing people get hurt, why the fuck you're in /b in the first place ??

I think you're lost faggot
try tumblr

You really think someone would just go on the internet...and shitpost?

It's actually Eichoff's Test

you are wrong. You are the retarded, but you are surrounded by other retards that think that it is ok doing this shit, so you think it is ok. you are dumb user

/forum

there is much more in b than that, i like the other stuff

I think that's just a myth, like people lying on the internet.

newfags like you is why I love hanging out here, you don't get it ?? btards will troll the shit out of you if you take things seriously, you didn't like a post ? just fucking ignore it

there's so much faggotry in you son, I like it

Nice argument,dickwad.
But i guess you are right.Your dad needed his thumbs to hold down that sow that gave birth to you...

Dont have a penis but why is everyone trying to shove a thumb up their dickhole

Because there's more surface area for blood cells to accumulate on, and make a clot of the wound is rough.

But if you will do it fast you can fuck up ur thumb

Yummy yum yum in my tummy tum tum