Fetishes you have that you wouldn't tell your mates

To get my girl trained I made us a virtual dp buddy. Now I just got the fucking machine too and so I can fill all 3 of her holes at once. Maybe one day we will sub real dudes in for the mechanical ones but nice to not have to deal with other peoples shit and still see your girl get all plugged up like a pornstar.

Vibrators.... wih clothes on

this tbh

She knows about that.

Dogs

kek

hairy inthecrack with elsa jean

I want a chick to piss on my dick while I jerk off.

>pic related

I hope so, then maybe I can devulge in my fetish

i listen to a really powerful hypno porn file and not only have i edged for upwards 8 hours without cumming in sessions but you dont want to cum, edging and porn is your life and I was literally inable to sleep cuz all i could think of was porn

but that might be why i dont have any friends. havent listened to it in weeks though because it really felt life-consuming

When I fuck my wife in the ass, deep down I want my cock to be dirty when I pull it out so I can slap the hell out of her and make her lick it clean.

I don't know why I want that. I'm not into scat at all. I guess it's just some kind of fucked up domination thing.

I'd never tell her this one and she keeps her ass clean so it won't come up. But the idea gets me rock fucking hard.

Dirty undies love to smell those fucker

When I was much younger we would play war games and while I was "dead" laying face down I would hump my dry peener against the ground and develop an erection. I also used to get a boner when I saw people getting killed in movies, so I avoided watching them for a long time. Around the age of 13 I started to fantasize about women being killed in combat, imagining bullets piercing their tender young flesh and muscle and imagining their corpses piling up as they rushed into a machine gun volley. I don't really masturbate to that anymore but literally pic related gave me a boner when I saw it in a book about World War 2 when I was younger. I don't know what to make of this but how to explain it. I wish there were some movies that had females dying in combat. Like when Diz dies in Starship Troopers, all her gasping and choking gave me a massive ridge. I don't know why, I just find something erotic about young females being killed in battle and thinking about their helpless whimpers of agony after the battle, with a comissar wandering among the corpses and finishing them off with headshots from his Makarov.

I wish I was making this up but sadly I am not.

Before I was married and still had to pull out when I came, I'd occasionally enjoy cumming on my girlfriend's stomach then licking it off and kissing her.

I know that feel except for not hypno. Shit can get pretty crazy on adderall
>tfw when download 50 gb porn in a single fap session

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Jesus christ dude, see a therapist about that

why do I always read therapist as "the rapist"

OP here. made hints about it and even told some mates in the past but always got a weird vibe with them when I said it

I guarantee you that you could talk most girls into roleplaying this.

My from of 6 years cucks me

Why? It's not hurting anyone. I just like to think about it. It gives me a strange deep sense of satisfaction. It's not any worse than you guys jacking off to women shitting on your faces or whatever the hell else you get off to. It's certainly more natural than femdom and that other gay shit I see on /r9k/ made up by beta males who literally fantasize about the wmoan being in control of them.

Nice Copypasta

cucks get in here

Beeing in a darkroom with other people. Go in as a couple and do whatever, even separately.

Yeah except I copied it. Cause I wrote it.

wrong mates

My girlfriend told me once that a mutual friend who was getting married had told her that her fiancé wanted to have sex with another couple in the room. She made out like it was his dearest wish and told me that our mutual friend had come to her hesitantly because she didn't know anyone else who was likely to want to do it.

I agonized over it for a minute because it was such a surprising request and I didn't know the guy that well, and when I finally said okay, my girlfriend made fun of me for believing her. She'd made the whole thing up.

me from oh 7 cacks has on facks if you snow dem bees ho

I like dudes, and I think that some of my friends are attractive, so I will probably never tell them

Demon girls / monster girls.

>double penetration

Had a gf once who had an ex that wouldn't leave her alone. More than once she talked about a dp with him and me. His in her snatch and mine in her ass (his is thicker, mine's longer). The whole "grudge fuck" thing with her ex was a bit off-putting, though.

feet, assholes, piss
probably like 50% of males

Sounds neat but very obscure

>feet
>cuckold
>sometimes gay porn

latex, pegging, spanking

Why the fuck would double penetration be something you wouldn't tell your friends? I'd tell my friends that i like triple penetration if it wasn't something ALL of them already liked themselves obviously because that's awesome without question.

Dude you are showing signs of becoming a serial killer. Stop now.

All my friends know I'm all about that life and ask me for advice on how to conquer the booty all the time. How do they not know?

I kinda wanna lick a pussy that is being fucked... Not sure why though

gay

'cause you ain't brave enough to S a D

Abortion and Raceplay. I hate it.

>cum in gf mouth
>sharing open mouth kiss afterwards
or
>cum in pussy
>licking the creampie
or
>sucking cock while gf sucking mine

Always chicken out

I want my gf to play a little girl for me.

Yeah all the signs except actually thinking about killing someone. Fuck off. You all and your faggy femdom fetishes show all the signs of being a nu male cuckold who will hand over the keys of our future to liberal kikes but you don't see me getting pissy over that now do you? Fuck off faggot. Let me jack off to what I want.

getting fucked in the ass

Not unlikely, but i really do enjoy the though of licking a pussy being fucked more than sucking a dick

Not that guy, but I want you to know that I'm going to share your fantasy with my wife when she gets home. I'm 95% sure she'd do it with me.

You can call a phone sex line for raceplay.

>have sex with another couple in the room

I did that once, with a friend, his gf and her sister. It was soon obvious that the sister had a serious thing for my friend. Finally ended up doing her from behind so she could stare at his dick going in and out of her sister's cunt.

>mfw

This !

Also, have my girlfriend be fucked doggystyle while she looks at me

Fake tits

They drive me crazy tbh but its pretty stupid and boring, like youre not supposed to have a fetish for it

Awesome. Be sure to let me know how it goes. Want my email?

I request it sometimes on Female Sexy Audio on /soc/, have gotten some pretty hot recordings that way.

Sure, but it's probably just gonna be like, "She said she'd do it" or some shit. I'm not likely to follow through on it to be honest with you. It isn't actually appealing to me, I just appreciate it intellectually and want you to know that you live in a universe in which it's possible you'll find fulfillment.

alright sure

i'd just be curious how exactly you would play this out.

>implying i have friends ( ._.)

BDSM though. Would like to try from either side. I fap with some of the implements on sometimes; nipple clamps, ball gag, sometimes clothespins on various places, e-stim, autoerotic asphyxia (very carefully), butt stuff. All of that feels great to me. The problem I have with BDSM porn is that, at least for femdom, there is too much verbal degradation. I only like the bondage and mild to moderate pain aspect in sub role. Like the idea of a girl saying nice and encouraging things while she hurts me sounds really hot.

12-yr-old boys

Armpit fetish. I get the biggest most embarassing boners in the summer when girls show off theyre armpits

I call my gf mon and she calls me her baby.
Shes 5ft 2 im 6ft 3.
I get a blowjob a nap and a sandwich.
Was her idea, love it now

I have a foot fetish.
There's one dude I told about it years ago, and he guessed it because he has one, too.
Beyond that, there's not a living soul that knows. I intend to keep it that way.

How is pegging considered "gay" yet double penetration isn't? You're literally rubbing cocks with another dude.

Done it, its fucking awesome, the warmth makes you cum buckets

furry

Sounds like a good porn plot. Do some creative writing to flesh it out

personally i dont think either is gay, i would give both a go

And you get a UTI you dumb faggot

Weird, good times have come from me not hiding my love of feet and lady anus

Cred Forumsro you understand how hard it is. My whole fraternity found out and sorta ruined me lol

This nigga gets me

when girls are crying and super vulnerable, like in movies and shit. turns me the fuck on.

Yes this. I want to dive in there like a pig digging for truffles.

I don't know what to call it but it falls under auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A soft smooth skinned woman and myself would wrestle in a body of water and whoever drowns the other one first wins. I have dreams about this. It's literally all I think about.

How do i get a uti you fucking tard? You have never obviously had a girl piss on your shaft and wet herself on your pubes.
Jesus christ you are retarted, im doing this with my wife for the better half of 14 years now
>pissy pubes != UTI... retard

>Legs
>Being choked
>Play wrestling
>Shoulders/collar bones
>Underwear/bathing suites

that's adorable, user.

I think that's called murder. I could be wrong though.

>necks

Absolutely the same
My wife has a problem with small spaces so i used to basicly "fall ontop of her play fighting and pin her ams under my legs and blow heavily towards her mouth and nose, she would panic and cry.... id be diamonds and she would be needing attention.
Win fucking win brother

I like girls rubbing there pussy in my face facesitting fetish

Literally all my friends know about my foot fetish. A female friend even rubbed her feet all over my face one drunken night because she knew I liked it.

How is one of the most popular, innocent fetishes still so taboo?? Wtf, world.

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I'm simple. I like the feeling of skin on skin. The feeling of her soft and smooth skin on mine drives me insane with emotions I can't control. Idk how anyone enjoys pornstar sex where you pump your load into her with one leg up and get it over with as quick as possible.

I want to lay on top of her, feel the feeling of her soft and smooth legs wrapped around me, her hands glazing up and down my back, etc.

Skin on skin is the most amazing feeling in the world

Beastiality & incest

Black person detected

I wish I could get it off my chest, but I know better than to think it would be the end of my stress because I'd just be opening up a can of worms for my bros to tease me about. I don't want that. I mean, in our otaku circle there's a black guy who's admitted to liking trap yaoi, and we tease him about it. I'm not jumping into that mess.
That said, I live in Florida, where it's normal to wear sunglasses and almost all the girls wear sandals. Tropical paradise indeed. If my bros knew about my foot fetish, they'd probably look for my head movements and rib me over it.

Feet.

Asian ladyboys in uniforms.

I'ts not, beta fags could get fucked and manipulated over using napkins

>Q'n'A user
Moms or dads? Pick one
Horses or dogs? Pick one

Plz

pretty sure thats manslaughter

whats so weird about latex?

Gay

Feminine penis. It's not gay.

You'd love my psycho bitch of an ex-girlfriend then. We went swimming, she jumped on top of me, got some crazed glaze look in her eyes and laid on top of me until I nearly went unconscious. I punched her in the face a few times and finally got her off but she still kept trying to drown me. She told me she thought it would be hot to hold me down underwater until I went unconscious.

Maybe you two should meet up. Crazy fucking slut.

Where do you feel your father went wrong raising you? God damn queer freak.

Idk man...
>thats pretty fuckin gay

>i'm 12 years old and I think porn is normal

Eww ... gay
Saved

Like all together?

scat. I'm certain my gf wouldn't be into it, and i don't even know about how to get a whore that'd do it , even if I wanted.

You didn't have a mother that loved you, did you?

>implying lack of satire
>loving girls is gay
>memes

The bastard left. It was for the best, really, considering the type of person he is.

Oh, you like huh? Well here, have a whole carton of ladyboys.

licking her butt cheeks a lot, biting um, then throwing her onto the bed like she's luggage and I'm really really pissed.

Easy. I'm no fag hater (wouldn't be on /b if I was), but the media has lead people to not look down on men licking each other's asses. But licking a woman's pedicured feet is nasty. Why? Because they don't think. They're simply told and they accept it.
I have friends in the fetish/SM/swinger community who're pretty likeminded in that regard. Some of 'em love some dom or sub play, and have told me about a couple who they let lick her feet for nearly an hour.

Cute asian armpits are my fav

You wont believe how many times I came to this

Ughhhh thats sick user.

So fucking disgusting im gona have to save these all as evidence for just how sick they are

Please send more of this horrible fucking imagery for evidence, ughh sick

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best sex of your life?

So..... close

So how much trouble could I be in? I was walking on the bike path and a random cute girl was walking on it too. I tackled her to the ground, laid on top of her and held her hands down because I wanted to wrestle her to the ground. I didn't take her clothes off or penetrate her but I love wrestling random girls in public to the ground and holding them down. She ran off and screamed at me but how much trouble am I in?

Says who? I'm pretty fucking certain that the media fetishizes feet.

I'm a diaperfag I will never mention it to my gf ever it's not right or understandable

That's right, I want you to get sick of them.

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Agreed, totes gay.

Rape is my fetish. I want to rape women everywhere I go. I see them everywhere and my only thought is to rape them. I'm happily married with 2 kids but the only thing on my mind all the time is raping attractive women.

>not a virgin
>not oppressed or sexually frustrated
>have no fucking clue why I want to rape everyone

Alot. That can be spun either as assault plain and simple or sexual assault... and thats not a fun ride believe me

Chances are your girl has been subbing out for other dudes for a while you cuck.

Depends if you're attractive or not. Women generally don't report any wrong-doing when the guy is attractive because they're all shallow fucking sluts who deserve to die.

Ughh sick, oh so sick

Im gona just pull my cock to get my mind off them

It would create a hole in space time.

yeah i feel you man. I wish I didn't like it so much.

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Pegging

older women in tight sweaty latex with smelly pussies

or big fat sheboons facefarting and suffocating me

Ted Bundy has the same problem. He wasn't ugly or a disgusting mongoloid like 100% of people on here and Cred Forums in general but he couldn't stop. He actually couldn't stop himself from raping and killing women for no explainable or logical reason.

Glory of satan

It's true ya know....

Holy shit

I mean, just look at this body. Sooo thin, amirite?

Love the ears

ahaha

Fuck off back to Tumblr you fucking trapfags. I have no idea why that stupid new Jap hasn't done anything about you fucking faggots yet.

Also, Shemale Japan photoshops all their shit. Actual trannies in Japan would have their shit kicked in for being fucking faggots.

Nah, I'm the same man. The whole "bimbo" look gets me wild. A woman who basically designs her body to be a better fucktoy is the hottest thing in the world to me.

A friend discovered my foot fetish, left the phone unlocked when I went to pee and he read the sext message I was writing to my aunt (I was aking her for a fj later that day). He gave me a weird look but we never discussed it.

Oh thats just wrong!! This is disgusting Ill definitely have to save that one for my evidence folder

dude lot's of girls like feet stuff. I usually just start sucking their toes when I've got them on their backs. Three of the five girls that I've tried it on have said it was awesome and we had lot's of awesome lewd feet times. Just go for it!

>My friend of nearly a decade is acting strange lately
>Leaves the office with his Facebook logged in
>Can't resist
>Find out he's been messaging people creepy ass messages
>He's hooking up with other men on the regular
>Admits in one message he wore his sister's clothing and let a guy fuck him

Yeah, kind of hard to look a best friend of a decade in the eyes after that.

It's not any weirder then just the weird look tbh

Ever been to japan? The trans cultre is fucking like a rocket.
Glwt fam

I love cute little asian girls in shiny stuff

If they had smelly sweaty feet that would be even better... hnnnnng

No they wouldn't; unlike the religious zealousy of the West, Japanese have no reason to hate traps. In fact, they embrace them (but not enough to let them get married everywhere). I've fucked two Korean traps in my lifetime, and they fit the pics of the Japanese ones: great bodies, big cocks, and took my cock better than any woman.

I would post webms, but we have a 2MB limitation now. Such a shame...

armpits
double vaginal creampies
cum eating

No it's not. You'd get your ass kicked for even saying that in Japan. You're probably a fucking weeb from Cred Forums.

disgusting

as in cumming inside a vagina that has cum in it? Or fucking a vagina with another dick in it and cumming?

feets

yes and no.
if its all together thats sexy as shit
but still if seperate.

>In fact, they embrace them
Alright, go ahead, go to Japan and tell everyone there you like traps. Let me know that works out for you if you make it back alive.

Spoiler: You won't. They will kill you and police won't bat an eye.

It should be a crime to not have more then 2mb... how am i supposed to document all of this?

both sound good

I like eating smegma. I meet men who having cleaned their cocks for weeks and then lick them clean. My friends and girlfriend have no idea.

Fuck him - you have a bitch slave for life.

I like asians, particularly japanese chicks. The smaller the better.

Fucked one in university and made her cry cos her pussy was so small. I blew buckets.

Now when I go out with mates, I sometimes vanish and head over to chinatown clubs to try my luck.

Their pussys actually smell sweeter than white chick pussies.

quintuple penetration

I litterally cannot stand any form of anime or weeb culture, i have lived in japan for the last 3 years because of work.
Go to any nightclub trans people or just trans fashionable outlooks.
Japan is not what you think. The cultre is very fem

>tell everyone
Yeah, no. Japanese, like everyone else, generally don't care about your fetishes as long as you don't go around talking about it.

Well, at least there's Almost anything goes there.

I love seeing women with plastic bags over their heads

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This, lots of gooning and hypno! Oh, and sissy hypno stuff too

Yeah that's completely illegal. Definitely falls under assault and battery, probably qualifies as felony assault, and maybe sexual assault depending on the state. You'd be pretty fucked if she wanted to bring a lawsuit. She could get some $$ from you, and you could get a criminal fine if not a few days in jail.

"How much trouble could I be in?" Seriously? If nothing about that situation seemed wrong to you, you should see a psychiatrist.

Add helium for a squeeky orgasam and a risky 3 min cum timer

that extra s is redundant you pleb

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What is a hypno porn file? I do not know what it is but I feel like I need this in my life.

That sounds bizarre and twisted. I like it. Turn the airtight bitch into a chipmunk!

This kind of stuff
And light CBT and asphyxiation

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Anal gaping

post vocaroo
i want ear rape
also normies get out

I love that. That's fucking hot

I feel you man. Ass for life.

Fuck her harder and fucking harder when the clock hits 120 seconds in. You have 60 seconds to fill the squeeker full of cum
>bonus points, when your about to cum choke her with your dominant arm and press down hard on her forehead with your non dom hand, this locks her to the bed and makes her gasp while you fucking obliterate her

Mmm... calling her a squeaker or squeaky bitch. Fucking love it, user. Hope i'd just about see wide panicked eyes through the plastic

>Sounds like a good porn plot.

Heh. The potential incest angle was a bit of a turn-on, but it was more annoying at the time.

I told an ex when I was drunk one night that I had a rape fetish. Not for real rape just play acting.

She asked me to describe in detail what I would do. So I did. When I finished she grabbed my hand and put it on her crotch underneath her skirt and she was wet as hell,

She told me she was walking home and I could make my own way home but couldn't come in the front door and could play my fetish out.

So I got home later, jumped the back fence and got in the rear door.

Crept upstairs and pounced on her. She was so into it and struggled but I held her tight.

It was awesome.

I cant tell my wife this.

Fucking love sluts with fake tits

user, we may have discovered something magic together.
Get a squeeker and fuck her till she gasps and her pupils dialate to the size of her eyes.
Danm man im feeling good about this ine
I had a bag fetish aswell but the game got stepped up

The dumber and more overblown the better user

When I was 13-15 I had the best sex of my life at the hands of a 24 year old dom. He would bind me completely in rope, blindfold and hang me from his ceiling. He'd shove dildos inside of me and make me blow him for hours. Would edge me for just as long and really drive me crazy. One time while I was tied up he invited some guys over and they took turns making me cum over and over. That was the last time I played with him because that freaked me the fuck out, we hadn't discussed it.

I remember every time he'd force me to deepthroat him he'd call me a "good boy" and it drove me so wild. To this day, hearing my bf call me "good boy" drives me crazy.

Me too user. We need to fuck two helpless squeakers, bagged and gagged and struggling weakly with high pitched mmmphing noises coming from the tight plastic around their heads

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lol u own, how is the evidence stacking up?

Ass to mouth stuff. But I find scat disgusting.

And also, my gf when young got raped, and it fucked me up for years. And I get an instant urge to kill when I hear about rapes in the news. Yet for some reason, rape fantasies. All the time. I should probably talk to someone.

Came buckets
Im finding a girl to do this on
> if you see a post in the next few days about squeekers ive succeeded
Moneys no object i cant rest till ive tried this

Bag one up for me too, user. Good luck on your kinky quest

Fat girls in bondage

Will do user, off i go to try find a magic squeeker, btw .... if i get a hooker to do this what site would you or any user here recommended me to post the footage on? This is pretty niche after all

>Yet for some reason, rape fantasies. All the time.

It isn't all that unusual. But if it really bothers you, maybe you should talk to someone.

What if your gf has rape fantasies? One of my ex's was molested by her step-father when she was 11. She has rape fantasies to this day.

My nigger.

>balls touching
>wanting another guy fucking u girl
This is pretty disgusting, cuck and gay.
Unless you't the girl.

xhamster or imagefap?

Damn I hope you find a squeeker, I wanna fap to this

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I did that once

I should add that's she's seriously fucked up in all sorts of ways. What a nightmare relationship that was. She's a perfect example why you should never stick your dick in crazy.

I want my gf to fuck me in the ass

This kinda, but armpits + bewbs

I got a few kinky escort services nearby, it wont be cheap for a squeek but it will be worth, ill xhamster it titled "squeeker bagged" (fucked/bdsm/dominated)" as tags to get views.
Found a tank of helium for rent off a baloon place for 40 for 2 days, expect the vid by sunday uploaded

No clue if she has that, haven't talked to her in years. She most definitely wasn't when we were together, tried to waking her up by going down on her, she woke up screaming and smashed her bedside glass of water over my head.

Current gf into getting handled pretty hard, keeps it at bay to hatefuck her once in a while. But once in a while, I take joy in following girls for a bit when walking home at night, just knowing that I could if I wanted to. Makes me rock hard and disgusted in my self.

If you can deilivrar you'll be a legend.

Expert Difficulty: get a squeek in latex or PVC for extra fetish/freak points

Not bothered if she's hot or thin - can be anything as long as she's bagged and squeeking

Dumbness doesn't turn me on, but I love a girl whose top priority is to be a sex object. I'm trying to ease my girlfriend into it. Dream is to have a cock-hungry fuckdoll with huge fake tits who I can use and share as I please. I want her to look so sexualized that anyone who looks at her has to think about fucking her at least once.

Will a latex catsuit do? Because i think i found the girl, loves choking and shit.... shouldnt be too much of a wallet push for a bag... and helium? I wouldn't call her tin but absolutely not fat.face.. 7-10 , age 28

This dick is ugly was fuck.
Nothing feminine here.

user, a latex catsuit would be even better... entering full-on fantasy territory here. Nice and sweaty too, especially between her legs

Naughty Girl ......Bella?

Dogs fucking girls
Incest
Kids

Anyone else into /ss/?

Listen, the squeeker will be under a fucking lot of stress, a hot bag of helium over the head held with tape around the neck..fucked as fast and hard as possible to try beat the 3 min timer before pass out?.. im sure we can get some sweat going user ;)
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This bag is going to be foggy as fuck with the stress! Oh man in excited

Being the older one or being the younger one?

>Fetishes you have that you
pic related

so did you get that fj?

Any Moar of this busy young lady??

Not him, but why are siblings not included in your Q&A?

Damn, me too - you'll have to tell me how she smells by the end of it. Wish I was there to see it for real!

3. Exhibitionism
2. Urophilia
1. Hebephilia

I have had the fortune to fulfill my urophilic tendencies. I'd recomend you seriously fucking persue this.

Same reasons i didnt mention other animals, the list would have been ling so i kept it short and sweet, making user choose between two black and white options

Short fat asian chicks.

feet and tickling. got a sock job from my ex (because she was self conscious about her feet but she knew I had a thing for them) and it was nice but also felt like sandpaper on my cock at the same time

Knee socks, it turns me on so much

Alladis

Same here. Love them fat and cute

Ripped clothes and submission

cute girls mummified and struggling while i fap over their helpless bodies

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youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

I have a friend. He's 34. I really want him to fuck my daughter.

Except for that part, are you pretty much normal?

c u c k

Me.

Being a babyface shortman, i'm likely to be "younger"(of 25yo, but she don't needs to know it, so i just shave and fake being teen).

No that day, much later.

pedo alert
MODS

>I take joy in following girls for a bit when walking home at night, just knowing that I could if I wanted to.
>Makes me rock hard and disgusted in my self.

Okay, that's borderline creepy.

If you did a role-play with your current gf, do you think you might get it out of your system, or would that make it worse?

i just love watching a bitch suck a dick right out of her asshole and if it's an anal scene and he blows a load all over her face if she just fucking sucks on it for 1 min it's just the hottest thing. i literally look for scenes with those two things and pass on almost everything else

from your aunt?

Why wouldn't you tell you're mates you had a fetish for double penetration? Seems pretty vanilla (I guess if you're worried people think you want to get cucked?)

Personally I'm into lolicon and used to be into mlp

I like gangbangs, blowbangs, double anal, oral creampies, and brutal blowjobs involving puke but I would not be ashamed to admit it to my friends, at least close ones. I wouldn't admit it to my gf though I dont think. At the same time I'd never let any other dude come close to her

every pedo on Cred Forums is probly lurkin this thread wondering if they should reply

I like when masculine guys belch really loud :((( just the fact that they don't give a fuck turns me on so much

fucking yes.

>implyng they fall for obvious honeypot

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My wife pisses in my mouth sometimes. It's fucking awesome. She's a petite ginger too.

i love it when a girl squirts really hard, i find it so hot. my ex girlfriend was the biggest squirter ive ever seen. i was eating her out one time and she squirted really hard in my mouth, i spit it all back into her pussy and rammed my cock in