New cringe thread!

New cringe thread!

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Starting with something I found on my friend's youtube channel

How is this cringe? It's hilarious

I dunno, it's just awkward as fuck to post that on a dead person's status. Cringe can be any social awkwardness, not just bronies and furries and weebs.

Post moar cringe.

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BE HONEST

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damn that's devastating

>ugh, why don't comedians make comedy that panders to ME >:(

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She's the fucking worst.

BAHAHA, "oh, that was my friend who asked you out"

Fucking hell thats sad.

what the fuck is that thing real

SPLISH
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I think you meant a YLYL thread obviously

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fucking christ

> all those girls with manjaws
> all those girls in the first place

Spotted the cringe.

This is actually just sad

These women are our future.

This actually makes me hurt from cringe

>Gamers are never alone
>forever alone
FTFY

youtube.com/watch?v=5wzbEe627-M

Gets me every time

his face says cringe, but his status says normal guy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CHEWING NOISE PLEASE STOP THAT

I would say half retarded but the other half is retarded too...

lost/10

Holy fuck I've been to that museum

What the fuck, is this kid 13 or something?

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youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8&ab_channel=Itsoo1

Fake and gay

a classic
i wonder how old this kid is now

if the posted the real thing, there would only be room for one.

about to kill myself after first few seconds of this shit

fuck that, i'm not even clicking that shit

youtube.com/watch?v=lMGp--RJFcg

I really really like this image

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high tier cancer

Throw. It. Back.

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Whales looking for attention. Shave your pits ffs.

Rage thread

But why is his stomach so large? Some sort of disease?

kek

Jesus

this is not even a joke, this is for real

oc :3

I've got some OC I've been waiting to share

he eats too much

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Lack of nutrients make the stomac swollen to absorb maxium nutrients of the food

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Stfu, there is nothing wrong with body hair.
She is a whale though

Caloric intake is good but no access to protein. Causes an imbalance and build up of fluid.

Unless that kid's diet was fixed he's dead by now.

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It's called Kwashiorkor. It's when someone is chronically malnourished and lacking protein so what happens is their fluid transfer systems don't properly work and their body builds up excess fluid in the abdomen. It's the most visual effect of the malnutrition, but there are a number of non-visual effects as well.

That owl is the cutest

That's fucking hilarious, OP. What are you on?

wait, its an owl? i thought it was a dog

How is this cringe

She's got a point tho

Looks like he's wearing an ISIS t-shirt.

The cringe here is not the manlet. It's the faggot mods that have allowed this avatar furfaggotry to continue for years in violation of pretty much one of the only rules that Cred Forums has.

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its obviously a troll account

Lol wtf

Here's some local cringe youtu.be/c6xEpR6UU8k this guy is a convicted pedo too, so have fun.

Probably a pregnant girl

good thing.

i can't cum if it's not rape.

Lost.

Never understood why this is cringe.
He could be some kind of magician or in fancy dress or some shit.

he's cute. how does guys like that become this fucking retarded? and pedos also? are his parents fucked up?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwashiorkor

Americans are literally the worst people on earth

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suck a fat one, skinfag

So cringe that it psychically hurts.

I kinda knew but never actually had a proper explanation, you're a good lad user.

It's just posted for the sake of being posted, because it gets at least 5+ people replying asking why its cringe, including you

does someone knows this guy, or have other pictures of him?

i mean its so retarded you just expect its staged

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So this person is definitely autistic?

That isn't cringe tho.

as if it affects you at all

Came across this earlier.

Bait you idiot

i wish this guy was my boyfriend.

That's a good doggo

>being this new

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Idk man but his tie is spooky

be thankful you live right now because if you degenerates had lived even 60 years ago you'd be locked in a cage like the lunatic you are you fucking nutjob


seek mental help

Holy shit how do you fall this hard for bait?

Holy cringe

Her Snapchat is in the filename

Wouldn't all of Cred Forums suffer the same fate?
I mean, come on.
We're all retarded in a way.

this is bait you fucking retards

Jesus fucking christ what a tool

cant wait until trump deports you faggots so i dont have to hear this shit anymore

That was also bait faggot

Genderfluid people.
Also known as people who got stuck in their edgy ass puberty

n
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Nope, speak for yourself

>Denial

If you cringe youre a confirmed manlet

>Bass
Why even bother practising. You just play one note every couple seconds. An autistic baby could do it.

what a cunt. im completely fine with trying to get your pronouns, but if i call women dude, and you're a 'real woman' than guess what dude, im still calling you dude.

don't like it? fuck off then.

That's fucking hilarious.

Im just here for entertainment buddy before i go to bed and work tomorrow, believe whatever you want

I wish I had a woman to "hug"

1st day on Cred Forums ?

>we

who is fucking we, we are not we. YOU are a retard.

holy kek

>trips checked

just found this in another thread.

(OP)
>be me
>16 years old was going through puberty
> horny like a wilderbeast
> literally felt uncomfortable with cum in my balls at that age, needed to constantly drain
> friend just got Skyrim when it first came out
> I go over his house to hang/play skyrim
> friend has 8.99999/10 older sister
> she struts around the living room in a half shirt and shorts that revealed the bottom of her butt cheeks while we played Xbox on the couch
> seeing this made me want to fuck so bad I was on the verge of tears
> try to distract myself with the game because I knew I was too beta at the time to tangle with that action
>end up hanging out till late, friend says I can just crash on the couch
> still playing skyrim but can't stop thinking of sister
> defcon 1 need to drain my balls alert kicks in
> start a new game in skyrim just to use character creator
> create skyrim version of sister, no clothes, give the character sisters real name
> start ferociously humping couch pillow
> grunting loud and saying her name
> an ocean of cum glazes the decorative pillow
> oh fuck, but at the same time idc that was so relieving
> half assedly clean pillow
> leave next morning before anyone gets up
>later that day get a text from friend saying "dude what did you do on my couch last night?"
> I reply "nothing"
> were still friends today but haven't talked about this ever again
> also I forgot to delete the character of his sister with her name

>tfw you are 5'11

They are lower middle class and kinda trashy, but he did all that on his own. He also was into beastiality (he fucked and rimmed a horse)

fucking fire mages

Good lord you should be on the next cringe thread.

Oofa

It's a nice sentiment but wow. My butthole puckered.

dumb manlet spotted

Same thing counts for girls over 55kg.
It's awesome how everyone here is a 2m l übermensch alphamale hand selected by Hitler himself. Oh no, poster of this pic is a 1.60 fat little muritard who just wants to spew his sad little hatred onto the internet.

It's going to be alright kiddo

i beg your pardon?

Cool story dude

>oh look a triggered bass player.
Fucking learn a real instrument, or are you too shit?

He's a cutey.
That iPhone is a bit of a deal-breaker, though.

This one always gets me. Horrifying.

Check't

Go away ya newfag

Oh ok, so this is bait

what if I didn't cringe, but just thought to myself. How can I set these people up for failure?

Also could be full of worms. Thousands. Like tentacle porn.

Fucking jesus I had no chance of making it through.

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Get gelded furfags

You do realize it's more like 12 notes per second right?

Looking at the pictures my guess that the average weight here is 80kg. Kek

>Holyshit.png
I right next to that place

This fools just stoked

Is THIS bait?

that's beta af, faggot

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>not understanding that furfag threads are common on Cred Forums
Yeah, you must be new.

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It's not though is it. The problem with the bass is how quickly the sound gets muddy. So they either have to slow down and play less notes, or accept the shit sound.

Nah m8 you're just autistic.

God damn this one got me. Poor kid.

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Your life must be very sad.

>not knowing you'd have to be dead to not know this place has a plague of furfags.
Yeah, you're an idiot.

>be honest or i will be angry
>tell me i'm right or i will throw a bitchfit over the fact that you were honest

Stupidity is not unique to one nationality. The fact you think so just shows that you're part of the issue

You are a fucking idiot.

Sincerely, everyone who actually plays an instrument

baited faggot

It's cringe because he's trying to be fancy with a crossbones tie and jeans.
i dont cringe, but others do.

Wat.

It's not though is it. I'm genuinly happy with my life. It's more than most can say.

Please tell me how I'm wrong.

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I do not, in fact, have a fetish blog, but if I did, I am pretty sure I would not be adding that.

Why God why?

easy bait newfag
where did the years go

>skinfag

mfw i donate to "save the children" organization and they send me this pic in the mail

> Please tell me how I'm wrong.
There is nothing to tell, just listen music.

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"The rules of life that affect everyone are unfair to me, I made my own set of rules and I want you to follow them."

As a guitar player, go fuck yourself

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JhL1TbhDFrI

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>current year
>now knowing about necessary variety in tone

Take out the subwoofers in your car/a sound system and listen to a song. It'll sound pretty empty.

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Nice b8. I play guitar in a band and trust me bass is way more difficult most of the time. Enjoy listening to Green Day though :)

Lol no thx

Cringe = Dross

This.

bass is guitar for retards.

it's the guitar equivalent of those fat pencils they give little kids.

ugh.

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Okay this must be bait.
I'm not () but I can't imagine the bass being harder than the guitair, unless he has like a 6 string bass of something.

(I don't really play instruments, so sorry if I'm being retarded)

The text makes the whole thing a lot worse. Without them it would've been a cheesy but feel-good message.

First time I've seen a dog with autism

Sauce?

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Someone's insecure. You'll find something you're good at eventually, don't worry.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyw-Lere8Kc

Yeah but this dudes the one banging a hot autistic chick you're all single losers

>psychically

Sauce is trips fairy... Pay attention.

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I'm referring to the fact that you HAVE to have natural rhythm to play bass. You can't learn that. I am a good guitar player, been playing for years but tried playing bass in the studio and you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to stay with the drums. Also, if you're playing live and strum the wrong chord it's no biggie (usually) try hitting a wrong bass note. The entore crowd will cringe. What most people think is a decent bass player is actually just some asshole guitar player who has a bass and plays the root note of every chord the guitar player plays. So maybe harder was a bad word choice, but at least just as hard as any other instrument.

You misspelled Jews and niggers

Wait, 6 feet are like 1.80m right?
Under that a man is useless?
wtf

If you actually think that all the chromosome inactivation techniques in the world won't be able to keep up with your retardation.

dumb bitch. how do you even focus a camera like that?

Learn how to play music or never talk about it again kid

Stop arguing and start posting some actual cringe

The bass arguments on this thread are the most cringe inducing materials I've seen in weeks.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Not cringe. I'm opening snap right now!

I might be 5'7 but my 10" dick's making up for that lost height so idc, fucking fat girls..

>replying to a picture on an anonymous board
here is the real cringe

Finally, someone sane. It's a whole different skill set.

>being this untalented

i cringe more at the OP in that image. bet she sat down for a long while and carefully thought about what she was going to write. gotta take the chance and cash in on that sweet sweet social media when a family member is dying

Nigga that ain't cringe.

Depending on the lens it may have infinity focusing

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I really really hope this is fucking bait

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You have been dissed by the Trips Fairy. lease enjoy this token of your fail roll.

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You'd be surprised.

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Muritards are a special kind of stupid, a dangerous kind for that matter. They think they're the "goodest" and just don't realise how bigoted and narrow minded they actually are.

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is that smosh i see?

Have you seen the guy. I don't think it is.

So there are no bassists in your favourite bands? Or bands are better off without?

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not cringe, much lulz.

You win

>Because they don't exist
But unfortunately, you do.

bassists are necessary.

but still, it's instrument for dumb people.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TP52HKFVUx4

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she looks half kabuki mask

245 views and only 5 thumbs up. Yep.

>having never recorded a song in a studio before
>having never paid money to record music
>having never had to get it perfect because of the money you spent
>being 13

You should pick it up, sounds like you'd be a natural.

>friend

>found a sign with a name popularized in a meme
>must take picture and show it to literally every person you meet and giggle about it
Nope still cringe thread.

>:3
That sure is cringe

Bitch looks like the first generation in her family to walk upright.

That's her brother

savage af

geh schlafen du otto

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At first I thought the guy on the right had angel wings and was dead.

That went from cringe to cute.

oh the spaghetti

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stale pasta

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Half Japanese? Nah.
Half Orc Barbarian? Absolutely

I'm 5'8 and I don't really care. I just found someone shorter than me.

I fucking bet money that granny here can suck a mean dick

>I don't really touch his or get close it kind of smells and has a weird feeling
good god I actually heaved

American jew is a pleonasm

You have throbbing autism, don't you

Nice feet

It's 1.83 and these women are all fat and useless themselves. Don't sweat it mate. I'm 1.77 in the tallest country on earth (Netherlands) and I have yet to hear something about my height

>throws temper tantrums he has no control over
>lives in his own fantasy world and is self obsessed
>runs weirdly and people can't understand what he's saying (without subtitles)

Definite Autism

I've seen a lot of Orcish Barbarians in Hanime though.

I have a gf who is half Japanese, half white. She looks nothing like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

>men
>under 9 feet tall

Pick one.

>women
>under 50FF bra size

Pick one.

That's a big duck

Mate, you must be really desperate.

Hahaha why. WHY ARE YOU MURITARDS SO CRINGY??

He could've said "on the road" or w/e why WHYYYYY

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>"oh sorry that was my friend"
>"that was my friend who just asked you out. he was on my computer lol haha"

You posting that is the cringe

Nah he's just into shit wankers who cant play real instruments.

Tfw this is me

>impeccable attire
>cringe

Alright

That feel when you've been 5'11" since age 13 :(

prepare yourself

so triggered they need a xanax just listen to jokes. Millennials in a nut shell

>being this butthurt
Go play with your 4 strings and don't get mad when your band plays live they crank your shit down to 1

Thats incorrect. Lurk moar

>5'2
I don't mind always have a great time with friends and all haha

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>oh haha

Trump wants to massively censor internet pornography, guess one of the first places he'll start...

You realise he is baiting you, right?

Is dross a meme now?
But not milhouse?!?!

Holy FUCK.

I can't...

As the original anti-bass fag on this thread, I salute you. Keep it up.

>cockteeth
>individually pleasured
>all the way to ejaculation

what the actual fuck

lel

i was the guy who posted cj in cozies

that pleases me

>Gamers
>Just a bloke watching TV

Someone's mad that they have no talent.

And take your time deciding which "real" instrument you want to lie about playing.

Transgender

Alpha as fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

Halt dein maul du schpasti

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Wanna get married?

I almost fell for this

You don't need talent for bass, so me and him are pretty equal acording to you.

>hot
Do me a favor, mkay? Don't ever pass your genes on, we'll be good without em.

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Holy crap this comment got me!

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Found some cringe

>oy
>mate
>someones about to get their shit smacked in

why don't you go back to tumblr where you and the other special snowflakes belong, faggot

Kek fair point m8

Shut the fuck up

I'll play my six strings, and actually continue developing a skill instead of empty headed arguments on why "X instrument that I have no relevant knowledge in is for faggots"

absolute plot twist

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It says 'best bff' in one of the replies.

lost

>to admire

Jesus, he must KNOW what he's asking is creepy, just say you want tits to wank over.

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Enough internet for the day.

6'5" and wish I was shorter

Meanwhile these bitches make me mad because they have the audacity to demand a certain body standard that you canno tinfluence, while they get offended if you tell them they are too fat

Alphadad

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At least they're both firmly in the same league.

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There is no god

>being this new

Wow! You almost had to confront the argument, but you discovered semantics! That was a close one!

6"4 here, this makes me happy

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When you take all the cool things and be uber cool

In his defense, as a guitarist I like to make fun of bassists for only having 4 strings that don't need to be picked as fast as a guitar.

However, it's all just jokes with friends and I would never tell a stranger that he sucks, because he plays bass.
Without the bass songs sound like shit.

In fact, I was listening to a song the other day where the bass and the lead guitar switched their tabs. It sounded awesome as fuck

6ft4 here

A lot of those girls are ugly as fuck though, they don't have the right to be picky

> also I forgot to delete the character of his sister with her name

AHAHAHAHHAHA

Fuck you mate, I think it's pretty common knowledge that bass is easier on a technical level, and I couldn't tell you what I play, as you'd deny it anyway.

Detahly?

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I agree

youtube.com/watch?v=cM46WAY6MIc

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Yeah but I don't think anyone would actually say this to a bassist face to face, that's just having manners.
But just because you don't say it, doesn't mean it's not true.

>Youtube shitter is consuming their souls
kek

>i'm not choking her

As a guitarist, I find that joshing the bassist is in the job description. But this guy seriously thinks there're useless.

>System of a down
Kek'd