Anal sex vs vaginal sex

I say that vaginal is better for the girl, but Anal is SLIGHTLY better on the guy. To be honest it didn't feel much different, other than the asshole is slightly tighter, tough only the hole. The rest feels the same.

Anal all the way.

Pros: It's tighter, can nut in to your hearts content with no worries, It's seen as taboo which makes it a huge turn on, orgasms are stronger and more intense.

Cons: Shit can make a guest appearance depending on when the girl (Or guy I ain't judging) last shat and how their guts are feeling that day, can't go straight in to immediate pounding you have to ease it in and let them get used to it, not all girls are into it.

I love the arsehole, no idea why, but homemade anal videos is usually my go to porn when it's happy fumble time.
I love eating ass too. Seeing a girls face when she experiences being rimmed for the first time and realising just how good it feels. Most girls I've done that too tend to be iffy about getting fucked in the ass but after a good rim they usually change their mind.

no. how do they put a pill in their pussies and not have it fall out?

My girl likes anal A LOT more than vaginal. I stick it in her ass for 5-10 seconds and then rub her gspot and she'll cum right away.

im wondering.. my gf has a REALLY tight anus. like i stuck a finger up there and it was tight. is this normal? will it bend? cause my asshole is not that tight (dont ask me why i know :^) )

premium bait. nice job. almost fell for it

Yeah thats pretty normal, a few girls feel tight on one finger, but after playing with it for 15-20 minutes it's usually good to go. The key is an open mind, someone who isn't open minded to it, is going to have a bad time.

she says it hurts and feels like shes getting raped because she just has pain doing it :( seems like i wont get the butt-a-roo anytime soon ..

>tighter
how small is your dick that a pussy isn't tight enough for you?

no wonder you guys get cucked so much

Anal is more about the idea of doing anal rather than the actual feeling of it. In my experience vag
feels better but there's a psychological thing about
anal that gives me a better feeling nut. I think it's
the idea of putting your dick where it doesn't belong, having a girl do it for you even though she doesn't like it, those sorts of things. But, as has
been pointed out in other threads, the only
part of the ass that is tight is the very beginning,
the rest feels somewhat loose. So the vag definitely has that over anal. For me I like going
in and out of the ring, that way it feels tight
and I can nut in her, cause condoms suck, not
getting a vasectomy, and birth control isn't
100% effective. And, as far as the smell goes,
that's a case by case basis. The first girl I did
anal with did have a slight smell but my current
girl has next to no smell. To me anal and vaginal
both have their pros and cons and should be
used and enjoyed equally.

Make sure to use lube. That's all I can say. She'll relax, once relaxed you'll fit.

bitches are forgetful. can't truss em

Lol idk what kind of ratchet skanks you are fucking man, but the girls I did anal with always cleaned their asses with enemas and shit

I consider anal a "fun" way to have sex, i prefer vag

pussy for sure. once you get past the excitement of anal its pretty average; unless you have a pin dick its generally sorta painful for the girl, so you need to lube up heaps. to me it's not worth it. kills the mood. I love seeing an asshole when going doggy though, dunno why.

how can you see her face if you are eating her ass? you never even kissed a girl, much less tongue punched her fartbox

Vaginal is superior most of the time. Anal is best once in a while. People only feel anal is superior because they don't get to do it every day so it is exciting when it happens.

my gf got an app which reminds her to take it.

how do you get to wash their asses before you rim them?
its not like pussies where on most nights you can just go down. i really dont want to taste shit.

btw what does shit taste like?

>Tongue punched her fartbox

"The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics."
-Richard Hitchens

This is very true. I can tell you from experience. My current gf always told me from the beginning "You can nut in me, I'm on depo". So I did. 3 months later her depo expired and she got on regular birth control pills. I kept nutting in her and she got pregnant. I have no regrets cause I love my kid but take it from me Cred Forumsros, don't nut in a women when they say they're on the pill cause they may either be lying or the damn thing may not work.

It tastes like mostly nothing, there's a musky taste too, though it's not poop like, more like sweat taste.

if she lays on her back and puts up her legs you can see her face and lick her vag/ass.. who is the virgin here?

not bad actually
love also

her ass should be clean from, you know, cleaning it.

If your girl doesn't clean her ass then she has got some problems.

>who is the virgin here?
everyone?

That's what anal douch (you for example) are for, rince the shit (you for example(again)) all clean no smell

Lobster and anal sex fucking rule, someones never had either if that's what they think.

But yes, fuck champagne and picnics

dry humping

yeah girl b-holes are more fun to look at or give a lick or two

but anal is kinda overrated, you'll like it the first few times but then it gets boring

way more fun to fuck a girl from behind and stick a finger up there though

Ya, its doesn't smell if the girl washes herself like a normal person.

Nature drives women to do 3 things.. 1) find a guy with the most resources that will agree to fuck them 2) have babies with that guy 3) beat their girlfriends who are doing the same thing

CHRISTOPHER Hitchens I mean. Always get him confused with Richard Dawkins

Yep, I have a half brother who was conceived on the pill.

I was conceived through poor timing, as god intended.

lol why did your brother take the pill though

thats not how it works

yeah they both great, just not as great as they are made out to be.

FUCKING DOUBLE DUBS, AND SAVAGE.

You're a fucking beast dude.

...reminds her to take it in the ass? Fantastic relationship advise. My GF needs that app

Who ~was~ conceived, not who conceived. My step-mother was on the pill

if you are enjoying anal more than vajajay then you are probably a closeted homo
why not fuck a guy if you dont want the vag?

... you're all right.

The pill kind of worked since only half of him was conceived.

KKKEKKK

I've heard asshole tastes like licking a copper penny.

your brother got your stepmom pregnant?

was your dad pissed?

no it just tastes like skin, add some flavoured lube to that and you eating sweet sweet tasting buttholes

That's the pussy you virgin.

>cleaning their asses with enemas and shit

I hope they dont do it in that order, otherwise it would be kinda useless

...

asshole tastes like licking an armpit... honestly.

It's mostly just skin, but a HINT of musk.

Pussy doesn't even taste like that really.

Tastes like skin, musk and slightly kinda like penny, but very barely. Though some people say like fish, I'd be more inclined to say fleshy, like if you lick a raw steak, it's just kinda meaty flavoured. BUT I've only been with 2 girls, so I've not got a broad scope of how all taste.

so much lol

>Shit can make a guest appearance

co:starring big logg

Here's a fun fact for the ladies - if you get fucked on the ass long, hard and often enough, decide to get pregnant... During labour the wall in your ass can tear. If you're unlucky enough, you can almost give birth out of your ass. Fun!

I don't see what girls are complaining about. My boy's seed tastes amazing. I can't get enough of it most days ;)

Are you a gay?

Never tried anal

Will take a blowjob where she swallows over vaginal almost everytime.

Blow jobs are better, though I prefer blowjobs to vaginal too.

One litteraly smells like shit.
One has much higher chances of getting literal shit on/early n your dick
One exposes you to bacteria and toxins being purposly purged from the body.
One is more likely to tear the inner lining of the body, meaning its unhealthy for the bitch.
One is farmore likely to transmit stds as the tissue isn't as resilient, doesn't have a high number of macrophages, doesn't have a mucosal lining, nor an acidic pH.
One is not self lubricating.
One feels like a single ring around your cock, the other is a muscular tract that is tight all the way down your cock and can contract on command.

Anal is litteral shit teir sex.

Pretty much this. I'm married and everytime it's sex night I go munching away like a man possessed. Tastes quite nice, nothing special. If unclean you don't notice till next day when you have genuine cunt breath. That aside, it's reasonably pleasant - best as a 69 the more you work, the more she does.

Babbies first troll.

you old killjoy

Fuck off faggot. We all know you prefer anal. Go back to riding a glass jar.

It's only smells.

This is a reasonable man. I like you fella.

YOU FUCKING FAGIT GO PLAY IN A FIRE NIGGER BITCH

Anal. Vaginal is too painful in the agegroup I fuck around in.

Vaginal for me. Tried anal for the first time with gf. Felt tight and good and for gf it just felt weird: "It's like I'm taking a crap in reverse"
I can't completely get off knowing that she doesn't take as must pleasure as me. Also vaginal feels wetter and warmer.

Girls feel no pleasure from anal.
The rectum is a bacteria, shit and digestive juice infested cesspool, and the sexual act enforces us to fuck her hard to cum, so the penis hit hard on the rectum´s walls, causing micro lascerations that allows for intestinal bacteria to flow in the bloodstream causing bacterial heart infestation.
Anal is, pure and simple, a way to make a woman suffer and get diseased.
Only fucks her ass if you hate her.

That's not true at all.

The "Vaginal legs" stretch into the anus, and anally women can orgasm, same as men can.

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