Worst decisions made while horny, pic not related

beforehand she told me she'd like to do it one day

fapping in bath with deodorant in ass as a dildo , damaged prostate , giantic cumshot with blood
was kinda scary but 15mins later i fapped again to check whats going on , it was only sperm this time

Making out with my subordinate (15 years younger than me) at work while my wife was at home.

Got drunk and let my roommate handcuff me. Proceeded to get raped.

Pic not related.

was your housemate a dude?

Yes.

Her name is christine from irvine? Yeah man i did the same

wandering around a fuck-o'clock in the morning high off bath salts and synthetic weed, drinking. went to McDonalds bought two bacon egg and cheese bagels, ate one, fucked the other, passed out, woke up hours later w cheese and that butter sauce all over my pants.

grills detected

Let a dude suck my dick. Enjoyed it while happening, wanted him to leave immediately after I came.

Greentext story

It could hapoen to anyone

Pinned my dog down and raped her. The worst part is she's a he.

Thats her btw

>Touched 12 yo c step cousin while she sleeps
>do this multiple times
>one time she wakes up
>after so much touching really like her
>dont see her for 2 years
>see her at family holiday thing
>shes perfect now beautiful beyond my wildest dreams
>i confess my love to her
>shes taken aback but cool with it
>over the years we sneak around and hang out together innocent stuff
>we cant be together
>i tell her i cant do this anymore and say if you want me to leave say it and ill leave forever
>she says yes
>disappear for a few months with no contact life goes on
>get a random message from her
>we meet a few times and talk and >i finally makeout
>i go far away to another country for school
>we dont talk
>few months ago message her randomly
>she confesses love and wants to visit
>i pay for everything
>we have sex and love eachother
>she gets scared of falling in love and bolts
>my heart is broken
>gonna fly to see her in 3 weeks we have plans

Basically i developed a pedophilic obsession with a family member because of one night of being horny 7 years ago and now im so fucking in love it hurts

Fucking my ex without birth control. I love our kids, but I hate her more.
Not Fucking the rebound girl because it was "too soon".

top kek

autistic isn't the same thing as downs and retardation so basically you have nothing to feel bad about; autism is basically a social disorder

how old were you?

posted gf on Cred Forums she found out had to eat her pussy every day for 2 months and couldn't fuck her.

*Sperglord alarm*

Autists are fucking scum

You probably severely damaged your prostate and inner penile organ you should see a doctor and get your colon checked

Wtf? You are a gigantic pussy. Or your girls is a real cunt. My fiancée has made multiple request threads with me taking the pics

said the autist while typing loudly on his keyboard

>be me
>16 years old was going through puberty
> horny like a wilderbeast
> literally felt uncomfortable with cum in my balls at that age, needed to constantly drain
> friend just got Skyrim when it first came out
> I go over his house to hang/play skyrim
> friend has 8.99999/10 older sister
> she struts around the living room in a half shirt and shorts that revealed the bottom of her butt cheeks while we played Xbox on the couch
> seeing this made me want to fuck so bad I was on the verge of tears
> try to distract myself with the game because I knew I was too beta at the time to tangle with that action
>end up hanging out till late, friend says I can just crash on the couch
> still playing skyrim but can't stop thinking of sister
> defcon 1 need to drain my balls alert kicks in
> start a new game in skyrim just to use character creator
> create skyrim version of sister, no clothes, give the character sisters real name
> start ferociously humping couch pillow
> grunting loud and saying her name
> an ocean of cum glazes the decorative pillow
> oh fuck, but at the same time idc that was so relieving
> half assedly clean pillow
> leave next morning before anyone gets up
>later that day get a text from friend saying "dude what did you do on my couch last night?"
> I reply "nothing"
> were still friends today but haven't talked about this ever again
> also I forgot to delete the character of his sister with her name

what was her race

I agreed to mmf threesome with my gf and her friend cause she wanted to do it.
He fucked all her holes for almost 2 hours and cum inside her ass. Before that she clams that she never had anal sex befor
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Imperial with a hint of redguard

autists and retards need sex too. it's all good.

Top Fucking Kek

cheated on my girlfriend with a fat bitch.

she'll never know

glad you enjoyed it.

A nigger

came in random girl without condom even tho she said shes on the pill

dodged a fucking freight train there

How old are u now ?

jesus christ i like to think i'm a loyal man but if a girl like that threw herself at me especially if im in a leader role holy fuck not good

Fapping during class, during church, and in the back of a moving car.
I was a dumb kid.

> Me, 18, working in large hotel.
> Horny as hell all the time.
> Always hang out with work crew after work for drinks. Lots of drinks. Lots of drugs. Lots of fucked up nights.
> Try ecstasy and love it.
> Start doing more than I can afford.
> Average looking middle-aged waitress at work deals pills.
> Desperate for pills but no cash. Pill chick says pill for sex.
> It ended up being me mostly eating out her black hairy bush and sucking her mangled nipples.
> Did it for a couple of months and mostly did it in one of the empty hotel rooms
> A couple of times, she took me to a room that was still uncleaned. Rubbish, crap, used condoms, shit everywhere - she makes me get undressed and munch away at her smelly sweaty form work gash.
> She was fucked up.
>

Did u enjoy it? Are u a gurl?

Thx, I am not proud of it but fuck..how could I say no. We hooked up like 3-4 times. just kissing and a little boobplaying though. After all I am glad I dint gi the whole 9 yards.

Fucked a dudes wife for money.

In my defense I didn't know I was going to be payed.

and you did this for drugs, you goon

man my sides that is golden

also you a tard for jizzing all over someones couch tho

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>mmf
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
ALWAYS FFM YOU IDIOT

Happened to me, felt so fuckin' bad.
I was so angry at myself for feeling this shitty because of her.

i dunno man if you got caught your gf would never believe there was no sex, shoulda gone the full way

They were white doves. They best E's I have ever had.

Some real shit here mate

Anyway, moment has gone. Dont know where she is living right now. Ways have sepereated a few month ago...and thats a good thing, I assume.

>be me
>hit puberty
>fantisize about women accidentally seeing my penis
>leave bathroom door unlocked and other shit trying to make it happen
>one day, someone laughs because my fly is down
>act enbarrassed and zip up
>realize this is a socially accepable faux pas
>get idea to walk down street with dick hanging out of fly

Nice dubs

Same thing, only she wasn't. Paid that bitch to get an abortion. 700 Dollar mistake

i was in such a sexually frustrated rage that I didn't care, I just needed to get the cum out of me

In other words...
>I like tuna

> Did acid with a hooker I knew from raving.
> Just wanted to fuck her.
> After night out tripping balls, we went back to hers, watched wierd tv and then she suddenly turns around and says "hey lets fuck for a while!!"
> Went into her room and she got undressed and had an amazing body with perfect tits. She had a shaved pussy and the biggest pussy meat I had ever seen. It practically hung down between her legs.
> I fucked her bareback everyway I could and it took me ages to come.
> When I was done, I was sitting on the side of the bed and looked at the sideboard and there was like about 5 used condoms just chucked there.
> She saw me look and just said it was from some clients she had today.
> Felt a little nasty afterward.
> But would do it again to enjoy those titties.

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

Maybe she should shave her arms...

...

>Squeezed cousin's tits when I was 15
>She was 18
>Also when I was 13 I basically dry humped her while she was sleeping

> Got drunk and picked up fat chick.
> Took her home and fucked her pussy but wasn't able to cum as her pussy was too loose
> She's so drunk I just decided to fuck her in the ass.
> She doens't seem to notice and blew buckets into that tight asshole.
> I went to toilet and came back and she is asleep when I come back.
> In the morning I call her a cab and she leaves.
> Cleaning up room later in the day, I find she vomited down the side of my bed and bedside table.

Fucked two trannies

Dumped nude of my girlfriend's redhead sister all over Cred Forums.

Stole them from her sister's phone when staying over once (they used the same pass-code, kek)

> Got drunk picked up 4/10
> Went to hers.
> Moment of clarity and tried to leave but as I was in new town I had no idea where to go.
> Forced to sleep with her when we go into her room, I find her 5/10 friend is already in her bed.
> End up having to fuck both these drunken ugly chicks and their stinky hairy pussies.
> Crept out in morning.

eating out first girlfriend for 3rd or 4th time

15 mins in both love it
shit her mum walks in
girlfriend screams at her mum to get out
(this is first time ive even met her mum)
we both sit their still half naked she kisses me says i should go
as i leave her mum stares at me and pop a boner she thick asf run round back of house to fap
i knock trash cans over girlfreind looks out window and looks me straight in the face
leaped into neighbours garden dick still hanging out

>niece sat on my lap and wiggled
>let her until I finished

> Fucked ex when she was on her period.
> Blood gushed out as we were fucking but I said it was ok, keep going. Diamond town.
> When I was done, my bed and our naked bodies looked like a horror film.

Kekerino

Should have asked if you could taste her too

Did that a few times.
We were both depressed and horny as hell. Fucked once to twice a day, didn't stop when she had her periods, hers last for a week. Bloodbath. Still enjoyed it.

> Cousin came by house for swim while my parents were away.
> Swam all afternoon.
> At one point for a game she was walking on my back as I lay at the bottom of the pool holding my breath.
> She had a turn and then I had another turn.
> We keep doing it and then suddenly I'm getting diamonds as the rubbing on the bottom of the pool is getting me off.
> When her turn was up, I intentionally kept grinding her bum as I walked across her.
> Turns out she was getting off as well.
> When she comes up she grabs my hard cock and starts squeezing it hard.
> I ended up pushing her into the corner of the pool, pulling out my diamonds over the top of the elastic and then shoved aside her bikinis and fucked her until I creampie her.
> Havent been able to look her straight in the eye since.

Kek

> Took old chick home from night out drinking.
> Her twat was beef curtains and her tits hung so low and had misshapen nipples that looked like badly fried eggs.
> I had to draw heavily from the wank bank to climax.

> Worked in factory when I was 18.
> Fellow workers were always telling their sex stories - most were about just picking up and chick no matter what they looked like cos sex.
> So for 6 months I fucked every chick I could. Most 3/10s - some 4s - 1 or 2 5s.
> All very nasty.

> horny worm boy
> at besties house
> snek upstairs to his sister's room
> smell her panties and ejaculate in my pants
> return downstairs like nothing happened

Bit a girl in the face once while having sex. Was not good.

family? its a fucking step cousin, who cares