Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

new claimer

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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(Stocking)
I don't have many lewds of Rem, I see a lot of cutes but never tend to save them

It's as you'd expect. Flavor of cheesecake with some candy.

Calamity-masu'd

My Nui

I would love to eat some cheesecake right now. But after feeling so shitty for that much time, I don't think it would be a great idea
I just started playing a little bit of Black Ops(1). I should be doing a bit of homework but I don't want to right now

still here


and


welcome

It may ge your Nui but this is my Mako

Lewd is how Stocking likes it.
Dont mention it. Always happy to help.

Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(so come on)

Another promise, another seed
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(so come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)

Interchanging mind control
Come, let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(so come on)

Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(so come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Previous:
Welcome to the threads user.
Uh, Shion or Mion? I can't tell the difference between the two.
Relaxation is essential for well-being.

T H I E F
Mako a cute as well.

Let's fill this thread with sweets!
Show me a picture of your waifu eating a dessert!
Tea or sweets is also accepted.

I thought I'd have more time to make a better attempt
But it turns I need to be at a book sale at 8am on the morrow and need an early night

So with that being said, here goes nothing

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant

Cirno claim

Hey, how's it going?

Thanks for that.

What's up?


Also, has anyone seen Kurisu since I posted?
I really wanted to know her thoughts

Really..? Then... fuck me in the ass-
I mean, we should have a conversation!

(You) too!

:-)

I think I'm ready to kill myself right about now

>le previous thread meme because Cheshire Cat sperged out
2 off

so what do we do here

You're still the sweetest.
And here's a bath of sweets.

Claiming and leaving, class is starting, see you all in a bit

Hmm?
Nothing really, playing Dead Rising.
Talk.

How about a bit of sweet suggestive?
>Checked

I'm so sorry.

shion i looooove yanderes i have strange fetishes

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Very respectable nonetheless.
But Stocking saves with sweets. Holy damn.
Nothing sweet. Have a cute 1.5lewd.

sleep is for the weak
you remind me of a certain someone

If it does then that's great. The work keeps getting better.

Have a nice nap then.

Sounds like fun, really miss the game. Lots of good times on it. That's how I feel all the time.

>Trips
Say no more.

>TWO off.
Have a nice night Trips Guy.

>candies
What if Shiro didn't have any candy
Would she die
>yandere
>fetish
Kek if you think yandere is a fetish you should see the shit on

All pictures of Rem are cute!
Can never be too lewd either~

Maybe..

I'm well! Craving desserts though.
You?

Damn, you'll get it someday.
And I hope to god I'm here to witness it.

Perfect! This is amazing!

Woah.. I wouldn't say no to that. That's all kinds of sweet.

Lewdie~

Mmmh.. I bet Rory is certainly very sweet.

I've stolen nothing. Nui has always been mine!

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Cute!
I wouldn't mind the other end.

>certain someone
He just switched persona.
Yea she'd die.
>didn't deny you're the sweetest
Finally, you've acknowledged that you are clearly the sweetest user!

Oh boy, I've been waiting for this!

i realise this
the thing is
he promised me he wouldnt post
im just kinda let down

Ah kool. That's the one in the Mall, right?

I'm having dinner, actually. It's some steak and French fries

hehe last post have fun with the thread just felt like baking.

yuno its good for you

Very true, also one of the best things you can do in life.
Lies! She'll always be mine!

Yes.
Yea. Sorry.

DOUBLE WHAMMY WOMBO COMBO
>captcha: 3333

Oh come oooon!
You were in a bath of sweets yet were the sweetest in the bath!
Although I wouldn't mind eating them all around you~

Yay! She looks so happy!
Thank you!

Goooooood.. I'm so hungry! Stop reminding me how hungry I am!


I think I'm collecting enough sweets pictures to have a folder.

Go to sleep
I remember playing it on PS3, I hated it on console. I really should be working on my assignments though

You're the sweetest in the thread!
That's lewd!

>

You're right about that, I'm just unsure about it :/

Holy shit
Stop being so sweet, you're gonna take all of my attention~

Claiming megumin

You know... I talk more on this board than I do in real life...

It's crazy, really.

i know it is
but i cant close my eyes
i dunno im giving myself a few hours
not your fault
i should stop giving him more chances
youre not my dad!

I know your rep. As a certain queen~
Its too late for you now.

best girl reporting in

In the thread?!
Lies! There's too many cuties in here!
Me? Lewd? I think you have me mistaken.

That picture is perfect. Now I'm craving pancakes.
Oooooh, this was a bad idea!
More cute Rem pictures!

Sweet? No no no, that can't be me!

That sounds about right for an average visitor of Cred Forums.

Shhhhhhh! You'll spoil the fun for all the cute, clueless new ones~

Mine forever m8

youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4

I feel the same way.

Had it on the same console, it was alright. Biggest gripe were ghost runners. If that feeling is that strong, should probably start soon.

its no big deal
well thats not that long. i give you an hour and a half tops

Of course you're the sweetest!
I don't think I'm mistaken.
That's what I did.

Hello all! I'm back.

Fortunately for you, the other picture is the only one I had of Rem with sweets.

I-Is it? What's going to happen to me now?

Listen, I'd share my cookies with you
>and that means a lot

Actually I meant to say more on Cred Forums than ANYWHERE ELSE (combined)
I know I said real life, but I also was including Facebook, Twitter, etc.


I shoulda said "I talk more to people on Cred Forums than to anyone I even know in real life"

You guys are probably the closest I even have to real friends. Most of my friends don't respond to me even on Facebook.
Especially the ones who I thought were closest to me.

I only realized it this morning, but I come here to a large extent because I am almost completely socially deprived.
Wow... fuck...

Claimed

alright timer starts now
so how did you actually sleep?
you are a smart kid.
anyhow how are you?
american holo?

Yes it's the American guy.

welcome back
well it was cold and i woke up with a stiff shoulder

I'm doing pretty good, playing some Dead Rising and eating pizza currently. How about you?

Mmmh.. A pocky too..!
You're making it hard to resist.

I think you mean to talk to yourself!

Hi!

Serve me food please! I'm so hungry!
Does the cute Rem come as a side?

Yes pleeeeeease! I love cookies! I hope they're all soft and gooey mmmmmh..
>that picture is super adorable

Oh. In that case, I'm mainly the same. I don't use social media. I rarely like to talk to people either, I'm normally too down.
Hey, I'm always here. Even if we don't know each other too much. I'd love to get to know you more! I care! Mwah.

Probably, who knows.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

How's everyone been? No problems for anyone?

Why are you normally too down?

i have seen you around whats up?
oh again? sucks. you really need to fix the temperature dude
i swear payamas arent so bad
oh which one? i only played 2 i believe, i adored that game
what pizza are you eating?
im kinda hungry now you mention it kek, im doing okay watching the new TFS vid

I love the maid outfit. It's amazing.
I also love the tea. Tea is so good!

Bored but good. Really really hungry but have no food.
How are you?

I'm often feeling very depressed. Nothing that can really be helped.
I try to stay positive though, especially here in the threads!

Is it like clinical depression? Or because something happened?

>I try to stay positive though, especially here in the threads!
Hopefully being in them at least helps :-)

Holy shit that was intense.
>Senpai left early because her co-worker called and asked her to cover for her.
It was a lot of fun too though. Best session I've had in a while.

it wont be fixed for a bit and pajamas are the worst

no no no im not losing one of my last two friends I made a thread and i get in trouble will everyone stop tormenting me please

Here, more cookies!

hey stocking i see you posting a lot lately.
maid you say?
also whats up?
kek that sounds like you have been doing something else
did you kick her ass though?
why not? is there a hole in your room?
give it a shot? im giving mint chocolate a shot

Well, you already have one I suppose.
Id post a cat ears maid, but its 2.5 mb.

Fine, fine.

I WILL BE NOTHING BUT NICE NOW IVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE. IVE APOLOGIZED TO EVERYBODY. IM SITTING HERE ALONE WHILE EVERYONE ONE TREATS ME LIKE SATAN! YOU KNOW HOW THIS FEELS EVERYONE AGAINST YOU!

Too bad for you my reality is the real one

I started talking yesterday. Currently I'm on lunch break at my job, so in a few minutes I might not be able to reply for am hour and half.

I am no longer hungry and you should follow that example by getting food somewhere. Steal if you have to.

I never found myself to enjoy any type of tea.

Now see here boi
I'm running ghost right now. ehhhhh I should but I don't want to

except ive had pajamas and i dont like them from experience. i dont know why you dont like mint chocolate chip

Hey Alice~!

So do you sleep naked?

I believe it's clinical. I try not to let it change me too much!
You guys certainly help, you're all so cute and nice! There's a reason I always end up coming back!
I hope you'll be okay! I'm already a little worried!

Ahhhh.. Too cute!

I've started posting more often. I miss all you cutes too much!
I did say maid, I'm glad to see you here! You never disappoint. Would you serve me?
I'm doing well tonight thanks. How are you?

That picture is still super cute.
Goddamn this new 2MB limit. I never knew how much I needed to see that picture.

I don't get it.

Steal? I can't do that!
Unless someone walks past my house with cheesecake.. I can't show them mercy..

Awh.. That's a shame. You need something to drink with your cake!

Nope. Why would I talk to myself if I have the sweetest user to talk too?
The first one. Two was okay.
Pepperoni pizza.

stop stop ignoring me what the fuck is this hell omg please this has to be a joke a sick joke omg

I beat her 2/3 times!
>IT WAS TOUGH THOUGH
We traded Guard Impacts for thirty seconds, it was amazing.
Also we're gonna hang out on Friday since she's free, after three though cause I have my Practical.

Well, I found an embarrased maid to compensate.
With twintails.

somebody talk to me please for the love of god im not a bad guy im not im a nice person I just got mad honestly i have no idea why i am takeing this so hard but i am i cant sleep and i cant focus in school please for my sake ive thought about killing agian i parents even i dont want to give in please please ive said please so many times just stop torturing me

Trust me, I've tried all the teas. Lipton, Honest Tea, Pure Leaf, the ones in bags, hell, I've even had White Flower tea. Nothing suits me.

Ha, hard to resist what?

At least tell me you aren't using a Famas. Up to you man, I'm not one to say. Procrastinate a lot as well.

ill be everyones little bitch boy for fuck sake ill never get mad agian ever ever ever ever

Haaaah.. S-stop that! You're making me blush!

I wouldn't say that compensates but it's still super cute! Thank you!

What's going on?

I usually have the one in bags. PG tips. British and Welsh teas are the best ones. But if you don't like it, it can't be helped. That's unfortunate.

You and your sweets.. Ahhh..

Oh well of course. They need to learn to never dare eat cheesecake around you.

oh really? then my bad
welcome anyway
good luck on the job
what do i need to see?
i see.. hmm
it just seem bad to me okay? but i am willing to trust you, unlike you
you are really sweet tbh
i think you talked to the other yuno really but ah well
>would you serve me
in what way?
would you say one is a lot better?
ah thats the best
also i always put garlic sauce on pepperoni and thought it was normal, i recently found out it isnt
whats your opinion on that?
oh nice job, so the master did get beaten
thats good to hear but i thought you were gonna hang with your lab parnter

ok so i got upset in this discord thing and now they are all ignoring me it hurts so much will you make it stop

Well I thought about it, I didn't tell labbro about my idea yet so its okay to hang out with senpai instead.
>He would understand
>He'd tell me to "Git some bro."
kek.

Liar, Liar, pants on the fryer!
Well to be fair people don't like talking to others when they're flustered like that.

they waont talk to me they are all ignoring me

gun?

normally yes
i understand that it seems bad but its so good and i dont really understand the last bit

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nui help me please it hurts so much. I dont know why its bugging me so much i cant sleep

Thought you weren't posting

Especially not when I'm craving desserts! They should've known better! I need my sugar!

I-I am? Lies! Lies!
Mmh.. Just be my maid for the day~

Oh, the discord?
I was never invited to that. You're fine with me!
Honestly, I don't think begging is going to help you.

>I believe it's clinical. I try not to let it change me too much!
Have you considered seeing a doctor?

>You guys certainly help, you're all so cute and nice! There's a reason I always end up coming back!
:-)

>I hope you'll be okay! I'm already a little worried!
I probably will. I mean, I only just noticed it today, after all, even though it's been going on for years.

It's like, I always came here, but I never really understood why, and it just kinda hit me, after chatting with you guys last night about my Discrete Math being annoying.
At the same time, I tried to get help on Facebook, and only a couple people responded, but NOT the people I really expected.
But I realized, almost none of these people really ever talk to me first, and usually it's like a single convo here and there, interspersed by weeks or even months.

And the people I was most close to are crazy hard to get in contact with. I have one of my more recent closest friends who hasn't responded to me in weeks, EVEN THOUGH I've been sending messages.
IDK, he had stuff going on. Maybe he's just busy and stuff, but either way, it seems that most of my closer friends don't talk with me much at all.

Maybe after my website, I'll actually be able to go places and chat and do things a bit.

So, all in all, it was more REALIZING I'm lonely than having known and been dealing with it.

I wuldnt be but i got so insanly frustrated i couldnt hold back noone will talk to me tell me how to fix it

Not only is it true, but it's the single truest thing.

Hello Rewdby
I am not using a Famas, no. Galil or Commando usually.
Procrastination is the best Nation
That you need to sleep

why dont people see it hurts alot ill cut some of my skin off and show them if they want me to at this point

Cat ears maid is lessened by Tuka being in it, but still cute. Ill try and crop it if I get time. Making sandwiches is all.

Oh Esdesu. Barely noticed you, been playin lots of vidya.

Wanna join?
Boxxy#6184

Lewdby for you~

I'm a patient transporter at a hospital. It's a great job so far--gives me a ton of exercise, the pay is decent for me, and time goes by really quickly. The last five hours have felt like ten minutes.

Plus I found an album with 229 new pictures of Best Wolf a few hours ago, so I'm stoked about that.

My man! I love sleeping nude. It feels so comfortable compared to pajamas. I don't usually even bother with those anymore unless it's a really soft, silk-like fabric.

They deserve whatever they have coming to them. Give it your all.

how about that as a show of faith I will post me cutting some of my skin off? it will hurt but not as much as this mental torture

WHAT?!
You're back ALREADY!?

I owe some people some money now... Why the FUCK did I say a week..?

Damnit!

Whats wrong

It is.
I don't think I've had garlic sauce before, so I can't say. I put hot sauce on my pizza.
Blushing is fine.

oh thank goodness you domental stuff right i gotta talk to you how do you get people to lie you agian

And it makes you look cuter when you blush!

~Shiro

Do it.

I have. I have a counsellor but they don't help.
Awh.. I understand. I'm in a big group chat with people I talk to and nobody really acknowledges me there. They just kind of ignore me. I've always been somewhat excluded.
I just thank you all here for making me feel so loved! It feels so nice when I visit!

No no! Don't do that! Don't hurt yourself or anyone else! If you need, I'll stay and talk to you. Just calm down.

You make your delicious sandwiches. I can wait for the cute maid pictures! Thank you!

The discord? What, really?

They'll feel all my wrath! I will get my cheesecake!

No! It's embarrassing!

>holds hand

percy

What is it that's bothering you anyway? just that nobody is speaking to you?

shino?

everyone wont talk to me cause i did bad things

im sorry please dont ignore me

only if everyone will talk to me agian

ruby is the one hurting e dont join the discord

I would recommenced calming down and trying to act casual, try starting a conversation with somebody. Most importantly, begging and stuff usually turns people off or makes them feel awkward, steering clear of that is best option.

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oh alright thats fine then. but yea as you said he would probably play wingman so it doesnt really matter
im trying it dont worry, the thing is its getting winter and i dont see myself getting an icecream soon
also i mean you dont trust me to carry you, in league and real life
why acting so baka?
as long it isnt lewd i guess
never! aint no rest for the wicked
oh shit that sounds like a cool job tbh
how did you get there? its seems like an uneasy job to obtain

thats always the best feeling, i just finished a 60 page website of yuno art and im sad
oh alright, i just really like it, not many people do
do you have extra jalapenos on your pepperoni? because adding hot sauce with that might seem a bit much to me

Heh, well I won't tempt you any longer.

>Galil
>Commando
My man. Just throw a 47 in there and you're golden. I'd live and die for that nation.

They won't talk to you until you do it.

I kinda expected myself to like Asian tea because my family is so Asian it makes a weeaboo look Mexican
>went to find Rem with cake
>success

yesss it hurts all my best friends i finally made a bunch of cool friends and i ruined it and now they wont even give me a damn you im not a bad guy nui

but I acted calm and they never would talk to me i asked nicely heck man i even apologised

waifus little ass slave reporting I will literally show my tight asshole off if the discord group talks to me agian

yes i dont like pajamas either. i dont really like silky fabrics either
oh well thats ok just one of these days. well yeah you cant seem to do either from experience and being across a county and an ocean

Oh shoot, I clicked the wrong image.

I meant to respond to you with
>pic related
They looked similar in folder.

But, hmmm, if it's clinical, they could just try prescribing you something.

I have severe OCD, and my parents never had me put on SSRIs. /I/ would do SSRIs. Either way, the OCD is fucking crazy sometimes.
I'm most likely gonna go on them when I move out or at least have some money coming in.

Still cute!
Don't worry. Some people put ranch on their pizza. Freaks, I tell you, freaks!
Nope, just pepperoni.

Yeah!
>Its gonna be fun
>We're going to an arcade.
>Also a movie.
Yeah, but watching you post rapidly and all the stuff your saying is a bit spooky. Definitely don't do the whore stuff, cause then they'll take advantage of you.

Post your ass and I'll let you in the Discord.

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Well, it was just finishing sandwiches. All done!

Nice feet.

ok im going to own this. im going to compose myself and maybe in time if I show them I can do it they will come back to me.

I volunteered a year ago so I got to make a few connections. I was hired basically immediately when I applied a month and a half ago. Not hard at all.

But silk is so sooooft

Oh fuck those feet made me wet

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discord.gg/59rGA

How old are you?

Nice feet

nice feet
mai when are you joining discord?

Nah, I'm jk. I didn't formally bet on it, but I was pretty sure it wouldn't last long...
Just didn't think you'd be back in < 24h

I stopped giving my dog treats for DAYS after he bit me.
(only reason I gave him some bread today, was because I felt bad for my other dog who's so pathetic)

I at least expected you to hold out a few days, but whatever. Welcome back

And idk why ur apologizing to me. You didn't do anything to me.
(or was this the money comment? I thought that was easy to see-through bullshit, though)

TBH, the only reason I don't respond to you most of the time is because your pics usually don't grab my attention. Most of them fall either mostly white or mostly dark

I literally just don't see you there.

Exactly, once you prove to them that they can trust you, you'll be accepted once more. I believe in you Esdeath, you can do it, be the best you that you can be!
Yuuki~

There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?

Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha

Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Cred Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.

I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother

You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.

She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"

You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be

DON"T DO THAT
You get lots of sleep then
You forgot the 74 :^)
>the assault rifle SMG

I'm not mai

Eru!~