>be 6
>wake up 7am
>eat cereal made of marshmallows and gummy worms covered in cool aid
>dad loads his m16
>just going to get the morning newspaper
>keep my head down during the hail of gunfire that shreds our windows as i try to finish my cereal
>load my ar15 and glock
>dad throws a flashbang and supports me with coverfire as i run to the school bus
>kid sits in my seat
>shoot him in the face
>some kids in the back are having a gunfight
>bus driver gets mad and lobs a frag grenade
>ears ring
>half of the kids dead
>not as many as yesterday, must be a calm day today
>feel good
>bus swerves as it's chased by several pickup trucks filled with rednecks hammering the bus with m60s
>bus arrives at school
>kids storm out swat style, laying waste to the playground
>crash through the classroom window and roll into our seats
>one kid arrives late and starts shooting erratically in the air
>couldn't kill more than 2 kids and the teacher
>facepalm
>his failure gets on the news
>everyone laughs
>new teacher gives him an F in school shootings
>salutes the flag
>god bless 'murica
Be 6
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first day of school. aren't they cute? just murcia things
Maybe write a half decent greentext next time before posting
>be 6
>wake up 5am
>eat breakfest that's secretly dinner and wonder why my country is filled with fat slobs
>dad loads his briefcase
>just going to get the morning newspaper
>keep my head down as the bus that measures TV waves passes
>Grab my feather and inkbottle
>dad throws a apple and supports me with stories of the great british empire as i run to school
>kid sits in my seat
>u wot mate
>some kids in the back are having a knifefight
>bus driver gets mad and drives the bus down a cliff
>ears ring
>half of the kids dead
>not as many as yesterday, must be a calm day today
>feel good
>Climb out of bus and get immidiatly picked up by muslim child Prostitution ring
>bus arrives at empy warehouse where I live now
>cops storm out swat style, laying waste
>crash through the window and roll into position
>one cop arrives late a with a piece of paper
>couldn't arrest more than 2 muslims or might get accused of being racists
>facepalm
>the failure doesnt get on the news
>every muslim laughs
>new teacher gives me an F in koran lessons
>salute to mekka
>god bless the great british empire.
why are tec 9s so cool
Gotta get them ready to defend against Google rape.
googlets, really. Adult googles wouldn't be caught dead near an education facility
kekked hard
Because they got a pretty good flow.
>amurifat complaining about brits being fat
kek'd
the text also could be funny if you weren't so obviously butthurt.
why are people suddenly calling them googles? in my days we called them negros.
Secret KKK shit
sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit
Fuck that was a funny movie. Made better by Spawn being Dynamite.
There is literally nothing wrong with this picture.
Youve only described black neighborhood's let me explain standard white living.
> wake up in the morning
> go to my sensible car that i didnt steal
> begin my drive to my middle class job
>drive through ghetto
>roll up windows and lock doors
>make it to job with no contact with other kind
>finish work
>go home
>open armory of legally owned guns
>go hunting with family/friends
>go to bed after getting basically free food.
>cum in spouse and sleep.
Typical day of a regular white guy
Fuck no little girl is hardcore as fuck.
This shit had me ded
OP is referencing the school shooting that happened today.
Even if copy pasta, can someone screen cap for me. I'm on mobile and can't fit the whole thing on my screen
What you can't really see and what UZI guy should've been doing is the instructor has hold of her forearm where she has the foregrip.
Which one?
Im still waiting for race to be released
Not for a hardcore recondo like that girl. Bitch is about to pop a frag.
>South carolina
OK maybe black
>Kills 2 at school and wounds one
Bad shot must be black
>Kills dad
Fuck
Nobody died. Least not last time I heard anything. They said died initially but it changed to two kids and a teacher wounded
Report I saw said he killed his dad and was home schooled . It's a white kid.
Well nobody at the school anyway. Hold on I'll go read the story again for updates. It's been a couple hours since I last looked.
Fuck... Maybe the mom is out of the picture? Died from gang violence? Hopefully hes black and only shot white people
Well he was hoe schooled so maybe Korean?
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