Non murrilards

Trump.

What success? Surely you don't mean the real estate business, in which he's applied for bankruptcy several times... and what about Trump University?

The only thing he's good at is deceiving people like you into BELIEVING he's successful. He's confident in what he does, I give him that, but we need Clinton in office.

Trump.
>Tfw the only counter arguments to me saying I'm going to vote for him has been nothing but ad hominem

imo there's only one life changing issue possibly worth voting on TPP. Trump's against it Hillary's party made is. So I'm voting Trump despite my personal opinions on both candidates

in order words.. would I hire the lousy plumber, or the other guy who's not a plumper and has zero experience in plumbing but keeps telling me that he's amazing, the best, that he knows plums and has the best plums -believe me- and that he has plans, GREAT PLANS, for how to plumb the shit out my house, but those plans are SECRET, but they're the best plans ever convinced about plumbing because he's got the best plums and plum accessories and shit and such.

yeah, I wonder who I'd hire... seeing as I can't hire the Ghostbusters, I'll have to settle for the shitty plumber. Because, well... it's an actual plumber.

I'm not voting for Trump, I'm voting against Clinton, I feel that's how the majority of voting will go whichever candidate people vote for.

at least we'll still have ass.

>Doesn't understand how bankruptcy works
That's cute user, it's baby's first political discussion!
You do realize that claiming bankruptcy is a low risk way of attempting new and risky business ventures, right? Are you some type of retard that thinks if you don't succeed at every single thing you're doing it wrong? Only a few bankruptcies out of the amount of business operations he's forefronted is actually really good.
Study up on business 101 before you open your uninformed mouth again.

>b8ing this hard

really?

that's probably because you're a demented faggot clown.

sauce

>Bernie Sanders

Behold the deranged logic of a Trump voter ladies and gentlemen. Jesus fuck you are retarded.

He's been sued over 3000 times in his career and has stiffed tons of working class people by not paying for their services. Not to mention multiple bankruptcies and 14 million from his father to get him going.

If you're going to find some "outsider" businessman type character to hang your hat on, why not find someone who's eloquent and has tact and poise and wisdom and a knowledge of history and somone who understands the complexities of the world? Hes a joke and the face of the birther movement. Dude was totally unpatriotic to do that to a sitting president. He will lose. America is dumb but we havent gone full retard yet.

And those actual plumbers are the same reason for shit race relations, a fed sub-stained economy, and 2 terrorist groups that are running wild

hillary bc the orange guy is an idiot

Trump,because Clinton is a sellout.

Proof or stats

How much do they pay you to do this ? Are they still hiring ?

yeah, who ever heard of trump selling out his name to literally anything?

experience but no achievements to speak of other then lining her pockets

really?

they're playing the same game two different arenas

nah brah

aint even baithan

Britfag here, i don't like Clinton but i'd vote her to avoid armageddon

and totally corrupted more then any other human being on earth

Who's been given the most money by wall street? Retards complain about corrupt politics then turn around and vote for them...

NZ here. Id vote trump. Im not a huge fan of corrupt politician overlords. Trump will bring something new to the table and I prefer his non-globalist policies (anti tpp) as well as his ideas on immigration.

Kek you scared him off

>m-m-m-m-muh CTR
thanks for re-correcting the record kind shilltard.

Neither. You people are retarded to even let them be candidates. Have fun watching the world die faster.
I'm very disappointed.

>Trump vs. Clinton
>Retard posts stats about two other presidents

You. are. OUT!

>more experience in politics
>not seeing how this could possibly be a bad thing

those numbers are bullshit....and obamacare insurance is just a tax, try getting healthcare with it dickhead....you are a fucking sheep....

>psycho liberal bitch who literally got people killed and got away with it
>has the entire media and her cuck army sucking at her toes to try to argue against trump using only slander and just straight up lies

>PEPE IS WHITE SUPREMACIST

ok......

Her experience is all fuck ups and lies

Kek

>teen pregnancy

Obama didn't do shit to change that

Ooooh wow you really riled them up kiddo

I don't know if you're the guy who posted, but I was referencing the allusion of democrats fucking shit up more than republicans, in the post I linked to.

that shit shouldn't be so hard to understand, now is it?

>bullshit
>tax
>sheep

Unemployment only counts people who are actively looking for work for less than 6mo without a job.
Gas prices have nothing to do with Obama. Other countries flooded the market so the price went down.
If you're mandated by the govt to have insurance, obviously it would be lower.
Imports also have little to nothing to do with the president.
Teen pregnancy, really?
That almost $2B he sent them is helping them fund more.
GDP is the lowest of any president for any term in history.
The fed rate has been almost non existent, people borrowing money like it's free, duh it will be up.

Any more of your retarded irrelevant stats?

teen pregnancies usually decline, when the economy betters.

look it up.

>psycho liberal bitch who literally got people killed and got away with it

that's actually the crazy part. Everyone knew it was happening, everyone knew who was responsible. Even the news knew. Trying to pin this as the failings of a single person is asinine.

Gas has been $3.29 cents for the past 2 weeks.. and unemployment is the highest its been in 4 years

I'd write in Sanders.

I mean, if I were an amerifat I wouldn't want either and invalidating your vote is better than not showing up because, if not anything else, it would show up in the vote counts.

Trump

He gives a better interview and is more entertaining to watch on TV. He'll also probably get assassinated before long, so I would consider a Trump victory better for the world than a Clinton win.

Speak for yourself CUCK. I have two degrees and a 142 IQ. Is also knock your fucking head off if you spoke to me like that. The only dumb as dog shit person here is you... You fucking CUCK. I'd suggest watching Trumps speech about Hillary from The other day. We both know you won't, and I'd be a large portion of my salary that you've never watched one of his speeches. You get all your news from what? CNN? MSNBC? Tyt? Huff post? Tumblr? You're a little shit, with a shit brain and zero clue what's going on. Get fucked.

Trump,at least he didnt committed any crime

I gotta tell you folks, I gotta say, and I see some great people on this chan, terrific people, I gotta say, you guys have the best posts. There are great chans out there, but you post the best content, fantastic site here.
People call me up and ask me, they say, they go, Mr. Trump, what's the best chan? Believe me folks I get asked all the time, ask anyone. And I tell them, it's /b , it's great, love it.

Trump all day everyday

>that doesn't count
>better handling of affairs in economy and foreign policies does in no way affect the prices of trade goods durr
>he wanted to give us universal healthcare like they have in the civilized world, but we screwed that shit up and got a shittier deal and now we're mad as shit
>teen pregnancies are in no way shape or form connected to the standards of living, access to education and general health service no sir hurr durr
>I heard something about Obama sending at least TWO BILLION in aid to the terrorists, so that shit is true yes much
>and regarding GDP I'm just gonna flat out lie and say it's the lowest ever, yeah, that'll work
>the fact that people can again borrow money, and thus kickstart the ecomomy is somehow bad and shit because reasons

>Any more of your retarded irrelevant stats?
nope, but you might wanna read this.

>and unemployment is the highest its been in 4 years
no it's not.

better be b8

dammit

and dubs

Trump sure does love us Cred Forumsros

So you are wealthier than he is? Please show us a pic of your bank account, badass.

God. There hasn't been a assblasting in a debate this hard since kennedy and nixon.

Hope Trump steps it up next debate. Buzzwords aren't going to be enough, need to come prepared donald.

I see that they didn't include national debt. Imagine that.

I'd vote Trump. A liberal majority in SCOTUS would be a major mistake.

Next time I need surgery, rather than a trained surgeon, I'm going to hire an outsider with absolutely no medical background whatsoever.

Nice try Hilary supporter. They are infamous for posing as stupid trump supporters.

quads
>trump wins

And understanding in economics, trade deals, and taxes is not "no experience" you fucking idiot. Maybe he doesn't have experience bullshitting to the American public and breaking the law like the rest of the politicians, but that's fine.

Clinton Stole the Nomination from Sanders and Everybody just Pretended Everything was Normal.

He knows plenty about taxes. Like how to avoid paying them.

yeah, that goddamn national debt. What are Trumps plans regarding national debt, btw?

this is the real reason to vote for trump
their presidental policies dont even really matter, neither is really going to chance things with their term
but the supreme court is a position held for literally life, and they have legitimate power to fuck up everything. a liberal majority would end pretty much all the rights we hold dear within years/

16 million people voted for her compared to 13 million for Sanders. Eventually you just gotta let it go.

Gary johnson....
>inb4 libertarian fag
>inb4 what is aleppo

>Maybe he doesn't have experience bullshitting to the American public and breaking the law like the rest of the politicians
true, he needs no experience thus regarding. He's a congenital liar, a natural born bullshitter and supreme edition conman.

Good job wasting your vote.

twitch /xx2shy

and yet the dems nominate the one person that gives him a chance at the oval office

>trump
i want to see shit fcked up. also hillary is system and im belive in anarchy

fucking frogs always thinking this is actually a thing

I have no argument against what you just wrote, I cannot refute it in any way, shape or form.

which leads me nothing to contribute but the following:

fuck you
not fair
yeah I'm mad

Trump Win

>I believe in anarchy
>I'll vote for the big boss man
nice

Bad experience

IF DUBS BERNIE RETURNS AND WINS THE DAY

Fedora detected

Canada

Trump

define 'had to vote'
id rather be arrested than vote for either of those cocknockers

I'd cancel my vote... I wish people would actually do this as a form of protest. Go write a story on that paper about how shity your options are. If 90% of the voters would do that I bet parties will pick better candidates. Go for the lesser evil, for the next one tpu'll have to choose between 2 even worse candidates. Sorry for mistakes if any, it's latr and english isn't my native language.

Probably Trump.
Sure he sounds absurd and brash, but that's exciting. Clinton is just like any other typical politician. Saying that she's more 'experienced' just means that she will do things the way it's expected and like all the rest.

Sometimes, a change from the normal way is nice. Exciting. Like Philippines' Duterte or maybe even Russia's Putin. I find them very exciting. Not like em boring ass others. I like to see how they kinda go against the grain.

So, probably Trump.

then get your ass arrested, in protest, and livestream the shit in honour of Cred Forums

we will never forget you

Your choices are to vote or to watch every member of your immediate family and all your friends slowly tortured to death over a 1 year period, followed up by torture done to you and ending with you drowning to death.

dear lord, i guess trump then. he's worse, but he also wont be elected so then my vote at least would not have contributed to anyone's success

>Sometimes, a change from the normal way is nice
yeah, like cutting off your ear with a dull knife, never tried that before, it's a change man.. only one ear now, before you had two, it's new and fresh, must be good.

do it, faggot.

Not before they disable you, put robotics inside your hands, and make you vote for both as you watch your hands helplessly move and vote on the ballots.

Which is streamed live so, the whole world sees you voting for both candidates as your 'protest'

>way more experienced in politics

What did she do, aside from vote for the Iraq war?

Name anything she's done. Anything.

Wow what an accurate and very relatable analogy.

>I'm gonna root for absolute madmen to be in power, because that shits fun man and makes for good television and like the rest of my idiot generation I believe that everything is just a big old reality show yihaaarh motherfucker pass the beernuts

you know that shit they say about being careful what you ask for?

.. you know?

right, you just might get it.

Trump will save America the way Hitler saved Germany

nothing beats the eloquence of Cred Forums, when things are put to the test.

thnx breh

now cut of your fucking ear and livestream that shit so I can fap

the girl. at least she pays taxes.

Trump. He at least wants me to pay 4000 dollars less in taxes in 2018. She does not.

What? I was just making sure that he voted. The whole purpose of this thread is to determine who a nonamerican would vote for. So what would be the point of saying "nobody".

>/b

This was the part of the pasta, tied it all together in a very clever, albeit, witty fashion.

I'd vote for Clinton.

Not because of her politics or her ideas or any of those things. No, there's a single reason why I'd vote for her: she's not Donald Trump.

She might be corrupt to the core. She might do a bunch of fuckups. She might not be the most qualified person to become the next President of the United States. But, at the very fucking least, she at least PRETENDS to be experienced in politics.

Trump wants to do a bunch of super expensive shit while also lowering taxes, and then people wonder why all of the businesses he founded himself went fucking bankrupt. He lies more than any politician I've seen before him, acts like a fucking insensitive moron and then just says he's "not PC" when people justifiably get outraged, has absolutely no idea how the world works outside of his own personal bubble, and is more likely to fuck shit up with everyone else in the world than actually fucking fix anything.

So, between a corrupt bitch and a complete moron, I choose the bitch. Way to go, America. You deserve these fucking stupid candidates

>Name anything she's done. Anything.
that could take some time, user. Here, read for yourself.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton

I know, I just lauded your sheer eloquence and imagination.

you write well.

>read for yourself
>read
>read
>r
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>a
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>we got the Obamanation for all these same reasons.

you really think this Country (well what's left of it) can survive another four-eight years of obama? at least with trump there's a chance that in four year we can get something better. with Hill America won't last that long.

Butthurt brexit eurofag detected.

That's exactly why I'd vote for Trump. If there's a chance of him reinstating isolationist policy in the USA I'd vote for him. They need to get their sticky fingers out of everybody's business.

Bankruptcy show you are a good business person . . .i guess by those standards trump is also a good politician.

I usually vote straight Dem down the ticket, so Clinton will be my choice.

Republicans have gone into full retard mode by nominating Trump. No educated person would ever vote for him.

That took a while to type out didn't it

>shes way more experienced in politics

Just want to say, people "experienced" in politics have been fucking our country since its inception. It's time for something different.

Aus here and I agree.

This is an American web site so please go away

And you think America will have a better chance of surviving under Trump?

That idiot will sink the economy by building a stupid, unnecessary wall and approve a bunch of ludicrous spending, and when we have another fucking Great Depression, he'll launch World War 3 to get the money back.

And you know a dumbass hothead like him is going to be one of the first people to launch a nuke

Since most colleges have become second rate indoctrination centers (to the point that we have to import intelligent people to fill jobs), I'd say it's good that the "uneducated" have finally united behind one candidate.

Enjoy supporting globalist billionaires and their agenda shill.

Dubs trumps

>non murrilards

>this is an American website please go away

Have you even read what this thread is about?

Sheeeiiit

wonderful, abstract and naively expressionistic.

.. but please explain the point, it eludes me.

Dubs have spoken.

do you.. really.. think the world is better off, without USA in NATO and the UN?

hear that slight giggle behind you? That's Putin. He would very much like you to vote Trump.

90+ million out of the workforce, 1 family out of 5 has nobody working.

Try using something aside from MSLSD.

>thinks the word "bullshit" is a buzz words
>curses are never buzz words
>doesn't realize "buzz words" is a huge fucking buzz word

Beautiful

...

>despite her fuckups, shes way more experienced in politics

I'm going Trump. Having experience doesn't mean your good at it and not having experience doesn't mean you bad at it either.

It's like, just because a person is a professional at doing something, doesn't necessarily mean they will do a professional job. Just like because someone isn't a professional doesn't mean they cannot do a professional job. Hillery has shown time and again that she sucks ass at everything she does. She has lied, stole, used her office for personal gain, miss handled classified material and then proceeded to cover it up, Covered up for the indiscretions of her husband and the list goes on like Santa's shopping list.

>I said buzzword before it became mainstream

>thinking the person running matters at all
you have to be at least 18 to post on Cred Forums

Third party.

are you real?
fucking retard

Better an idiot than a traitor

Gary, he probably won't win but I'm not going to throw away my morals and vote for either of them

Neither one of them are red enough for the socialist ethics of my dying welfarestate, Hillary obviously comes closer, but from what I've gathered, Trump isn't keen on tarnishing foreign relationships, specifically Pootin who's itching to take cold war 2 - diet edition to the next level.
He can impose his ridiculous internal policies as mad as he wants, it won't make a huge difference, but for everyone's safety, I'd vote for him.

Or I'd vote for a 3rd party like in a real democracy.

Hillary. trump will be dead before the election even gets here

I'd vote for a vote to swap Hillary for Bernie for presidency. That is all.