What do I say to remain alpha yet keep fucking her ?
She's still on the leash
But I ain't trying to sweet talk her
What do I say to remain alpha yet keep fucking her ?
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"Fine then, enjoy being nothing to me"
no, thatll turn her away.
'Tits or gtfo'
"what if that number is 69?"
Amy when will you realize that you aren't just a number to me...
this
I thought the point of fuck buddies was no strings and no feelings.
Leave it to women to fuck up the most basic shit ever.
Winner
Well played.
OP, asking what to say to sound alpha is pretty beta. Trying to be sideways and manipulate her is pretty beta, some 'mean girls' shit, son. Why don't you try being yourself instead of running games? She'll probably still fuck you.
op alive?
delivar fgt
No reply yet
Check out my slurpeee
Coke base w/ skittles and sour patch kids
This chick isn't too bright
lol. if you wanna fuck we'll fuck. you're adding drama where there shouldn't be. chill.
Rip
you're not just a number to me sweetie. numbers are only for jewish chicks
(smiley wink swastika smiley wink)
because what goes around comes around
check'd
Make her think SHE needs YOU
the only number you are to me is #1. youre all i need (winky face egg plant)
this.
>coke
5/10. Should be something fruit flavored or mtn dew.
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>not knowing coke is the foundation to a slurpie
Send a dick pick and tell her she knows she can't live without it.
Roll for this
Lol
ask to see those sweet tits
"Now its all about sentations and fun, im choosing you for that. Why you feel like a number? You dont see it?"
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Wow dude you convinced the entire congregation of councilors that you're a beta loser plebeian.
Here's the problem with pretending to be alpha: it's unsustainable because it's fake. Eventually youll run out of tricks and you'll beg for advice whereas a true alpha would be true to himself (i.e. never need to create an illusion that needs to be continuously perpetuated). The good news is that you've been exposed to her and she's going to spread the word about you and everyone will realize you've been a fraud.
The gig is up, I would seriously consider moving towns dude
To be honest I don't care if she leaves or stays
I'm just being lazy and thought y'all might have a laugh
tiny ass dick lolol - yea i dont this she still wants that
Hey man kick back
My cock is 7 inches on a good day
thats a gross ass dick. why would you send that shit
Fuck off outa here
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli
What's wrong with my cock boys?
I disagree
7/10
If you were truly alpha you will know how to handle this but... because I have been in your situation and am in a good mood from drink. Drop her if the sex is that good string her along
>for real if you want to talk about numbers I will always win if you want to be in an exclusive thing than we will have to see where things go
im no chick, but trust me most chicks dont like randomly getting a cock pick, most cocks dont look that great, and yours is no exception
Just a little curvy but other than that I'm a fan.
"Make me think of you as more then a number"
You have no frenulum or foreskin.
I feel bad for you.
She responding?
pls respond
sorry i feel so lonely
if you don't care, why the fuck are you asking us?
its fake guys
Not yet i must have faith in the dick pic
You care too much. If she's being needy, let her be needy somewhere else and move her to the back of the queue. As an alpha, surely you have a queue.
first day or something?
"Not even if you're my number 1?"
Ah yes, welcome to Cred Forums where everyone has a 9 inch dick and makes $200k a year.
I like this guys response. Do it.
Stop trying so hard you beta fuxk. She definitley knows you are a pussy, thats why she doesnt want to fuck you anymore, she wants your sweet tender caring, faggot pussy side that she definitley knows is there. Youre not a badboy and she knows it. If you were for real badass you never would have got those messages from her and YOU would be in control of her.
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You're trying too hard.
Tell her to be honest she was never a number.tell her some shit likes she is off the charys. Girls love to feel they are better than others.
Thank me later
Just say "Do you want to keep fucking or not"
well... now you are needy, alpha status losed, abandone thread
Send her the navy seal pasta
noodz or op is fag
thanks for the oc cringe, faggot
Op sounds like a beta just stop while your ahead
Sweet talk her then. When the time comes to move on, leave her.
The alpha part is leaving her when you want for something better regardless of what you've said in the past, because fuck how she feels about it.
Holy shit you sound desperate as fuck. Youre being the opposite of alpha. You are showing you care WAY too much. If your goal was for her to think youre a pussy, you definitley succeded
Super alpha yet wont post a single pic of the girl....
oh god the cringe is fucking real lololol
You are all faggots
This is too easy boys
I can't believe I'm thinking of rewarding you faggots with tits
You should all suck my cock
If you were alpha she wouldnt talk to you like that.
>This is Amy
topkek
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>you are all fagots
says the one askin fucking b for advice on how to be an alpha
Stfu this is bait
Blue pill faggot
actually Amy doesn't even exist
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Fuck sake op you need to play your cards better(and send some boob)
>mfw im wating for her response
Quadruple reply
Well, lets see it
Being asshole =/= being alpha
Still waiting
Adding more fuel to the fire
Blue pill Fag
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>plays overwatch
Rerolll
Cringe. Probably texting yourself too. You're no alpha just a faggot
To be fair I play tf2 originally for class based shooters
Before that I played natural selection give me some credit
The cringe is strong in this one
Op has been diagnosed with chronic faggotry.
If there is one way to be a faggot while getting your dick sucked by a woman....its playing overwatch.
Wow, you sound like a total faggot. I hope she dumps you.
>bothering to text her back in the first place
>lol i dont care
Sure thing, kiddo.
I didn't know Cred Forums haited blizzard so much lol
Ur right nigga.
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I really can't believe she fell for the whole "you know you want this" with dick pic. I honestly thought it was gonna tank after that.
Go back to lol faggot
This is the kind of people you get when we start taking Cred Forums seriously
Oh shit, this actually IS turning into a cringe thread. Dumping what I have.
inb4 dinosaur
I think for most it's just Overwatch itself rather than Blizzard as a whole.
Blizzard has the entire Diablo, Starcraft, and WoW series
god damn every woman ever
you're texting yourself, queer. stop embarrassing yourself
>cum on bb
>u so hot bb
>me so hut 4 u 2 bb
This is the cringiest thread I have seen on Cred Forums in weeks.
>lol
>drama where it shouldnt be
>chill
How'd you ever get a woman to agree to fuck you, faggot?
Make her rate this cock
HAHAHA overwatch haters get fucked she likes it
I taught her to say "I like spitting on cock"
If she doesn't say it imma be mad
not op, but what are you mad at? It seems like you are jealous of OP getting pussy. Just admit it.
/thread
kys op
>your
Dropped.
Because I'm 6'4 and facially aesthetic
still waiting for that dinosaur
this is now a beta/cringe thread faggots
THIS IS NOW A CRINGE THREAD
>do you remember what i taught you grasshopped
We all know you are texting yourself OP, so personally I suggest the noose.
Wajajajajajajajajajajajajaja sure
Show your face faggot just to see how beta you are
Do you have nudes of her on your phone?
It's clear at this point you're texting yourself OP, cut your losses.
>not OP
1/10 heres your final (You), kill yourself.
OP is pedo
dubs don't lie
show us pics of her queermo
>fuck, your turning me on
kek, confirmed fake. only a fucking mongoloid would believe that's a real girl
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Yes op I our cringe master
This would and should've been a cringe thread but OP is still somehow managing to get pussy and a she said she would send tits if she wasnt at work. This is now an alpha thread.
Alpha status is lost
dumping
>Overwatch
>Turning me on
/thread. OP samefagged his own cancerous thread into a cringe one. Masterful, to say the least.
No- no OP... this is still cringe.
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She's not intelligent, she was raised super religious and renounced her faith so now she lets me dick her. She tried to tell me that she smoked meth when it was weed, I think she might be retarded
Yeah, from that point
OP has started a thread and is delivering. Be quiet.
I'm sorry you feel that way. And wait for here to text dint text back until she does
I've never seen a cock with scoliosis/kyphosis like that before
what is with you faggots. OP is trying to entertain and you guys think you're fucking sherlock fucking holmes. It's like youre projecting your lack of getting pussy.
>Overwatch
>your turning me on
fixed it for ya
Wtf is this shit????? Jesus Christ man
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best case scenario here, you're fucking a retard and shitposting about it on Cred Forums. best case.
Guys he's probably just texting himself trying to act like a alpha fag
OP is kill
OP is texting himself
Look at the girl's attitude in the first texts. She's clearly fed up with being used
Then once we called him a beta, she suddenly changed to a "omg I sooooo want ur peen" so he could save face
There is no girl, he's texting himself
Gtfo
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Post pic of her face
>OP is texting himself
there, that's where it should have ended
nice dubs
>Fuck, your turning me on!
KEK
YOU WERE DOING ALRIGHT YOU FUCKED UP NOW WTF
so is it you cringe you lose now? i lost immediately.
Any is a dlv
>She's going to spread the word
Lol you still in high school or something you fag?
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Op the only way to save yourself is have her send a pic with 'op is alpha' on her titties. Have her go to bathroom or something and do it otherwise you are confirmed for texting yourself and that's hella gay
Dude, your dick is almost identical to mine. Wtf. Down to the vein placement, albeit mines a little higher.
But she's definitely gonna stay for it. I've had multiple women tell me my penis is "beautiful" whatever the fuck that means. I'm sure this bitch has said the same thing.
Op gibbe her number or ur not alfa
an "alpha" askin Cred Forums for advice. honestly youre retarded. tell her all about how labels ruin things, that you want a pure relationship without all the stress. for example
when people slap a title on something they begin to adhere to the title more than the other person. and you grow tired of them, tell her you dont want that to ever happen, all you want is her.
it avoids the titles. and you can actually enjoy the persons presence without having to fuck all the time (personal preference) but it works equally well if theyre just a body.
try to think for yourself sometime
this is turning out to be a really good cringe thread
theres more to this right?
Shut up Jamey
>Lol
Are you? For fucks sake.
:^)
>no homo
This just saved this fucking thread. Moar please.
sorry mate, there's no more but probably he cried all night while she got her brains fucked out.
Hehe she's still on the hook :3
This is bait and you're all fags for believing this. OP is talking to his boyfriend.
guess i replied to late, and my response took into account that the female would have a few brain cells to rub together
your strategy will fail with time, when that happens use this
Thank God there is some sanity here. You realise you're talking to another human being OP.
Man I thought this was going to end on another everyday american kid's massacre. Sad to think the kid didn't have the balls...
painfully obvious that youre texting yourself
Op confirmed texting himself.
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That's cute you have your boyfriend respond to ... Kek "alpha" you say? Fag got, please.
>hehe
faggot
"You gonna moan loud for me? I want all the neighborhood hear how slut you are Amy"
sure she is, faggot
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>Getting triggered by lol
4chinz try hard ladies and gentlemen.
You are a faggot too
"Haha yeah user, I like all the same things that only happen in your wet dreams"
wtf, how girls can be that stupid?
>alpha
> :3
OP confirmed texting himself
post pics of this retarded bitch or u are fucking texting urself and i'm reporting the thread
Very LQ b8.
If you don't believe this is real.
You are a cuck
Omg how did you know?! Who is this?!
Trips of truth
i've done that (fucking some girl while some neckbeard cries himself to sleep), buckets of cum
10/10
if you ever get the chance to, do it. worth every second.
Trips of useless threat
>seriously just used '4chinz' unironically
dear god this place has gone to shit.
OP, everyone knows this is you.
Stop being a faggot, this thread is gayer than a 5 man gay orgy.
PS: She said public, not work, so this is definitely OP's post.
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truth
lol, I never thought about that. Fucking a girl while some nerd cries in the next room might be a good fetish.
Now swimming near the food trying to figure if it's bait
That is some good Photoshop ya got there.
we've reached beyond the cringe. Now this is just sad man. OP please stop for your own sake
>text says shes in public
>op confirms "shes" at work
No way is this OP samefagging his own thread because its so cringe worthy it hurts.
he wasn't in the next room, turns out he was in the car in the driveway, hang on, i'll greentext this story since this thread went full cancer.
I'm a cuck
because OP can not be more obvious
>if you dont believe this youre a cuck
>using buzzwords
>even acknowledging the fact that people are saying it's fake
10000000% confirmation OP texting himself
how an alpha male behaves in this situation?
Time stamp faggit
I'm going to think about all you faggots jerking off while I pound that later and it'll make me cum
I look like this btw
OP is mentally disturbed(read challenged)
yeah dude, that shit was intense, after that you either become a man or a little bitch, life is rough user
I concur. Drove 1 hour away to bang a slut while her live in boyfriend was at work. She was so pent up that I made her cum in like 5 thrusts, and boyfriend hadn't made her finish in 2 years lol.
Robert Soley u fucking idiot
You've saved this thread dude
this is fake as shit nigger
You are texting yourself, and samefagging this thread up trying to make others think its alpha.
The noose, OP. The noose.
>I look like this btw
Oh. Like a total fuckboi. Explains everything. You look exactly like the kind of faggot who'd sit here texting himself badly constructed dirty talk for over an hour.
Not Cred Forums though
"I'm sorry, I really like what we do but I don't want to commit. If you like it aswell let's keep it going..."
you don't need to be an idiot to make a fucking point
>acknowledging people who say it's fake makes it fake
This is shit logic
CRINGE OVERLOAD
DOES NOT COMPUTE
OR HAVE SEX
EVER
this is pathetic and sad. STAHP OP
>inb4 op posts pic of his own tongue close up
at least you tried.
>tank top
>no muscle
>she said public, not work
holy shit, OP is samefagging his own thread to try and act alpha
/cringe
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Obvious newfag is obvious.
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>tfw you're 26 and women you're age have more self-respect than girl that op is texting
>tfw i will never have another girl this emotionally empty
>saving a thumbnail
I really wanted to read that too.
Only womam to touch that curly question mark dick was your momma cleaning your circumcision. Sage the samefag out of this faggot beta cuck op
I don't deny he's texting himself but technically jobs are out in public, if it's the right line of work.
Just /thread already.
Havnt witnessed such levels of cringe and fakeness in a while now .
enjoy the hair for now. eventually you'll go culdesac and then full on skinhead
>get out of military
>enroll in community college because I'm lazy and don't want to spend another 4 years doing something I don't really want to do
>first semester, Communications Class
>sit next to 19 year old girl, helen
>kind of pudgy, cute face
>chat all semester
>comes in one day, "friend" of hers left SUUUUUPER awkward voicemail asking her out
>we both have a good laugh
>she asks me to join them for bowling on Friday night since she doesn't want this guy to think they're on a trial date (whatever the fuck that means)
>go out with them
>I'm 24 at the time, so I'm drinking. not heavily, but enough to cut loose a little
>helen flirts with me a little, i reciprocate because why the fuck not
>"friend" gets a little jealous, starts trying to separate us, asking me to get refills of shit
>whatever, I don't care
>end of the night, Helen, friend, and I head back to her place, parents are gone
>he tries to get me to leave, Helen finally tells him she's like him to leave
>"user is going to stay, he's too drunk. night." closes door
>we head to basement
>door closes, and I pin her against wall, start stripping
>half naked, she starts sucking me off
>"i hope that guy doesn't find out"
>fuck her from behind, glance out the window
>see his headlights turn on, slowly backs out of driveway
>15 gallons of cum on Helen's face and tits
He would write a super long email to her, explaining how he felt. Helen and I would be fuck buddies for the remainder of the semester. I considered getting a burner phone just to text him pictures of her sucking me off.
haircut would make your life better than any stank puss
This x1000.
Shitposting this place up texting yourself your own fantasies because you are a beta virgin.
Samefagging your own thread to make it appear alpha even though the consensus is this is top 10 cringe thread of the year material.
OP, many people take pills, but seriously - a noose is simple and effective.
>tfw women caught onto my "bad boy" routine so i cant treat them like shit anymore
ftfy.
never watched something so cruel
I hope this beta king rampaged and killed 'em all
Someone archive this thread! Op was definitely not a favor today! Alpha/10
I could never talk to a girl like that and have her respond fml
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OP samefagging, getting caught samefagging, and then running like a nigger
nice bro. you did gods work.
but if you really want that pussei?
How can you say "just go" but making her asking you to stay
top kek
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As legit as op's
>alpha
>meaningless sluts
Yeah, real alpha. Kill yourself.
>can do buckeroo
Kek
why was this deleted?
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Litterally everyone in this thread can suck my dick like this chick
Pmsl
>can do buckaroo
topkek
top kek
>im in public
>takes pic on bed
OP just how much of a nigger are you?
Says she's in public... But is lying on a bed???
SeemsLegit
>public
>in a room
>can't leave for the bathroom
>when you're not in public
>fat
>bucktoothed
>picture not in public
Lol at least you tried OP
Those teeth must be fighting because they do NOT want to work together.
OP, STAHP
"I'm in a public place"
She's at home in her bed.
"If you don't believe this, you're a cuck"
Dudes she fat as fuck, anyone can fuck a whale.
Hey continue and keep update am monitoring. If you got more of this chick mouth am in
she looks fuckin gross, nice tits tho
bitch lying about being in public...
Obviously it was a hambeast.
In public laying on a bed?
Nicely done OP. she's decently hot
And now we know; you were texting a gross
doesn't look like she's in 'public'
dude turn your fuckin bluetooth and location services off. shit pisses me the fuck off
>100% gay
>can do bukeroo
>Gaming a 5/10
>Calls himself alpha
This thread is even worse than that sissy trap shit newfags are into
Yeah, I'm not really sure why everyone thinks op is full of shit. What would his motivation be? TO be alpha on an anonymous board? What if he is for real and you guys are the faggots?
Mike R.?
Lol this twig likes poking pigs
>can do bukaroo
my fucking sides mate
So you changed shirt to take the picture, also not the same room color. = faggot it is
Ibknew it and I said to everyone! I'm not alpha but 'alpha in training' you could say and knew op was king alpha Cred Forums has a new king!
mfw everyone fail for the bait and OP is texting himself
Took a while to find a pic to send huh OP
probably went on google and typed "girl with tongue out"
Don't you have bed parks in your third world country?
>public
>laying in bed
dude, just get out and never come back
at least this faggot brought us all together to enjoy this. awesome fail, she's a landwhale btw
Snaggletooth british skank you still beta as fuck quit talking like you got something to brag about fucking plonker
>her fucking teeth
MY GOD, SHES A FUCKING BRITFAG LANDWHALE.
Public bed
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OP confirmed texting himself picture of his sister
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