Stop right there darkie!!

Stop right there darkie!!
Let me see those dubs and prove you're white and I'll let you go with a warning.

How about this officer?
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Don't shoot, I'm unarmed

Your race checks out, Its okay if you're armed. Now get outta hear knucklehead.

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I dindu muffin. We wuz KANGS!

Get down on the....!!! KAPOW!! KABLAMM!

I use linux officer!

Evening, officers

check em

im not white fuck me

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So does the Doctor

DINDU NUFFFFFIIIIIINSSS!!!

I'm a security guard

Good evening officer. I was just headed to my family's white suburban to enjoy a round of golf with my father, the one whom I have bared witness to the entirety of my life.

Yes sir, may I reach for my wallet to show you my Id?

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He's got a gun!! Drop it scumbag or I'm gonna shoot!!

Feking cop.

He's gotta...!!! kablam !! kabloom!!

Here's my dub officer

did you just assume my color?

So you mean then that 9/10 people are niggers?

It all oaky officer
>reach for pocket

dubz? of course no problem officer

check em

Checkem

Fuck da popo

I din do nuffin

funny looking dubs

Hey officer i was just telling my father how much i hate watermelon while driving to my job. No problems here

Trips automatically make him an alien god your bullets mean nothing to him

Rub dub dub officer

A Satanist interesting choice of religion. you may go good sir

rolling.

Let the President of the United States through, officer.

Well they do breed like roaches

The 666 refers to the devil's lettuce that I smoke but the officer let me go because I'm a superior white cis male.