This chick walks up to you, smacks the Taco Bell out of your hand...

sexual relationship

why am I in taco bell? I don't feel like I have a grip on my character yet

yeah, what's my motivation?

Lost

Disregard and walk away. This is how you cause them the most desperation.

>smacks the Taco Bell out of your hand
And dies.

/thread

I'd tell her I voted for Sanders so fucking relax, and then I'd check this guy's trips

punch it in that manjaw

I punch her in the fucking mouth

privilege checked!

turn around and walk away because he desperately wants the attention mommy and daddy denied him.

Fucking dead.

Pick up my taco and say that shrek knocked it out my hand telling me to check my swamp

Climb her chin, plant a flag on her forehead.

[x] trips
[ ] privlage

Get my wife to beat the shit out of her and laugh

somebody's hangry. pick up taco bell and stuff her mouth to shut her up

Beat the shit out of him because it's clearly a man and if they are going to put their hands on me I will return the favor

Proceed with dick measuring contest only to lose.

Simple.

I rape her.

All it did was save you from an early heart attack. You should be Sucking it's feminine penis.

Aahhh the Ole taco drop rape lock.

I only have these privileges because you and other minorities were too weak to fight harder for them

Then I'll just have to get my knife n cut a hole in her to fuck.

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Lie down and pee straight up

Ask her to peg me to assert her dominance and destroy the patriarchy

Dude the power of your testosterone alome should make your dick hard enough to just bore a fucking hole.

Id pick up my food and throw it at her, like i've always done to anybody that knocks food out of my hands.

Ah, just like when faced with bear.

spit in her face. nothing pisses people off more than getting spit on and knowing they cant really do shit about it

Kek

>implying I'd be in taco bell

As soon as the Taco Bell left my hand I would let out a blood curdling REEEEEEEE like the world has never seen. I'm legitimately autistic about burritos and would probably get away with biting her

Id ask her why she put tacobell in my hand just to slap it out.

So your autism only kicks in when someone knocks a burrito like object from your hand? Same with churros?

Make sure to get at least one of her nipples to put on your wall.

cant do shit, that face just melted my see holes

"chick"

tell us about the last time something like this has actually happened

>This chick
Yeah good one

Spit in the dumb cunts ugly ass face and say "There are only 2 genders"

Windmill fist till my knuckles are showing

Naw churros are just ok and I'd just be regular bummed. Dinner type food is what gets me, burritos are the closest thing to god I could ever imagine

Watch her porno if this is her
efukt.com/21636_Feminist_Dike_VS_The_Patriarchy.html

nudes

>Same with churros?

Some fucker takes out my churros and I'm not stopping at a good pistol whipping. I'll beat that cocksmoker into a wheelchair. It'll be coloring books for Christmas after that.

Your respect for churros is admirable, there are still things in this world worth dying for.

Show her what a Sega 12 was made for

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I'd compose myself and do the adult thing...piss on her shoes.

"My gorditas!"

>Wat do?

Beat the living fuck out of the faggot with a leather belt.

Give her all my money and my shoes and walk away

Whip my dick out, bend her over a table and show her what that dried up hole is for.

right when she smacks the taco out of my hand, i put my fucking fist through her face
then i call the police and tell them i redded out due to combat ptsd

i wouldn't get any jail time, maybe some forced counseling but nothing all that serious. this entitled cunt's face would be marred forever and i would hope to god that her parents still care enough about their piece of shit daughter to press charges, just so i can truly see how badly i fucked her face up.

I had a sopapilla cheesecake once. There are not words in the English language to describe how good it was. If some asshole knocked it out of my hands, I'm taking that fucker into the middle of the desert, break his shins with a piece of rebar, and leave him there.

Punch her right in the fucking mouth.
Homie don't play that shit.

Wat do? Well you could always start a misogynistic dog whistle circle jerk thread on the Cred Forums.

Trips checked

Shit my nig that sounds dank. Ever try a burrito that doesn't have any of that lame ass taco spice on it? Shit doesn't belong on meat, doesn't belong on beans, it's just this terrible bullshit that's dragging down the quality of your average burrito

I would pretend nothing happened, and walk outside. Then i would be waiting to follow him until we pass by a secluded place. Then i would drag him to some deadend spot, and beat the living shit out of this confused son of a whore. And i would rob him afterwards of his phone,wallet or jewelry.

tell her im Hugh Mungus

Yeah, I don't either.
Not sure why though, soft tacos tastes SO GOOD.
PS: is the captcha shitty as fuck for everyone else too??

As an hispanic with no privilege, I'll accuse her of racism over the fact that a white over-ruled company culturally aproppiated my tacos-culture, I'll tell her I sue, but not the company, I'll sue her because of the discrimination I just witnessed that instantaneously triggered my PTSD of a million "indigenas" killed by white people, by finally jumping the nearest wall around... JK, no way I'll ever eat at Taco Bell