Waifu claiming thread

First waifu claiming I've been in.

I'm watching you

you know sitting about watching thread

Back off, Chen is my bae.

Same.

Always and forever claimed!

Nothing much, watching some YouTube, enjoying the thread. Pretty glad I stopped lurking a couple days ago, been enjoying myself here :)

Illya is the cutest after all!

I ain't a jester, you lying jester!
Nonsense!

Hwaaaaah

Damn. I wish my irises could jiggle like that.

>Wake up
>Package on table
>"Makoto Kikuchi"
RENGE ACTUALLY SENT ME ONE, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

Here

(Illya)
Precisely, which is why I would never be a pro gamer or whatever. I love my hobbies as hobbies

(Smug)
How's it going smug

Honestly, she's not someone to do it, but if it boils down to that point, she'll be 50/50 on the decision

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Why don't you guys use a Discord channel instead? This seems like a community that would do better with real-time text.

its a skill that few have

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>i hope I'm not too late

The best thing to do from your perspective is to be supportive however you can. Suggest what you think is right but don't constantly bug her about it. She'll come around to the right decision over time.

Doing what you love for a job doesn't make the job more enjoyable, just makes you enjoy what you love less

This is real-time text you fucking retard

Are you allowed to have more than 1 Waifu? Eh, I don't care. Roadhog claimed!

Don't worry no one else wants him ~

Road hog best girl

Woah, didn't notice you there.

Good, the world must know the truth!

How are you doing by the way?

Mmm, chicken enchiladas are so bomb

Alice claimed!

The community would start to die out if /waifu/ only used Discord.

So you guys constantly make one of these when another goes out, and do your thing forever?

Oh there's no nonsense here. This is straight up sense.

Nui my girl.

The truth is that she's mine!

America is a great place

Good day people who talk to me

Indeed. :)

Yeah
now stop shilling

I've only mentioned it once, and I left it at that. Honestly, this isn't the first time something like this has happened, but the first time it has caused this to erupt so much

Yuuko-chan

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Claimed

Whats up?

What did I do?

Took a 100 question test then did normie stuff. Feel a bit wornaments but I got 6 jobs

Good. Fear the smug

Goodnight

Hi there Yuuko.

>Mfw captcha is 7777

I can give myself double vision by having my eyes focus on different subjects simultaneously. Does that count?

Yes.

Like I said, talking to her and giving her good ideas is the best thing to do. You have to make it clear it's important but also remember that she has to make the decision. She's the one that has to come around to it.

Hey

double vision

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goodnight
nothing much

Shilling?

I was at school for 14 hours today.
End me
How are you?

Hello best outfits.
Is today grand for you?

What is this anime hell I stumbled into?

Claiming Felix

Shilling discord you fucking jew
>tumblr
kys

Kind of sleepy. What you go to school for?

Fucking hell, my day's been busy.
How's everybody doing?

hrm.
i seem to have dropped my YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKO
could you get it for me?

Eh.

I think that'll be it for me tonight. Good night all, hope you all sleep well tonight!

kiss you? no

what did he sent?

Discord is full of filthy elitists etc etc.

Goodnight

Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself~
But Ruby is qtest

L-Lewd!

Oh, that's nice. How do you think it went? Did fine?

Yeah. You know how people cross their eyes by focusing on their nose or some other super close point? I do the opposite. My eyes go outwards and I can freely do it whenever I like. I taught myself how by having one eye look out a toilet paper roll and slowly moving it towards the side, i.e. right eye goes right, left goes left.

I spend a lot of time on the toilet and get bored quickly.

Your eye is threatening.

Well would you kiss me?

Kity

Animal science
I'm tired too.

You dropped her on her head you sick fuck.

>hi lovely

Goodnight

Who are you?
Why so eh?
Meanie
Hey Ruby
I would

Illya with the knowledge!

How'd the test go? 6 jobs? Damn

Google image search, calm down.

dont worry,
she will just jerk it out
youtube.com/watch?v=KBobN-r4tag

>how YUUU doing?

That sounds fun.

Well, I woke up to a cat keyhole lingerie set, so...

Hey Kitten.

FOXGUN!

See above.

Blame Renge! And hello to you too, Wewby.

>google image search
kekekekek

Good

Dude I hope so cause med I swore I went through the 3 chapters and saw almost nothing that was in the book

Right above. And I told you this already lol

No, you're a liar! she belongs to me without a doubt!

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hey

Hey Makoto, what's up?
A smug

youtube.com/watch?v=41tIUr_ex3g
old school thread reference.

I'm doing tired, i found today stressful, but now i am home with lovely people like yourself.
Are you still traveling or are you home now?

If you like sewage and euthanasia it's great.

Now do that with a real women and tell me how you feel.

This is Johan right?

pretty sure chen confused me with the same guy
no

holy fuck i love these low quality reaction images

Big words.

Alright, after talking to her for like an hour and a half, it seems that the entire situation is going worse for her because menstrual cycles fucking her emotions. She does indeed not want to talk to him, but the fat she does makes her feel empty. She's having recurring thoughts of her old boyfriend and it's bothering the shit outta her.

that eye thing would make mine water if i watched someone do that. you need to read more on your phone. no i wouldnt it would be weird
sorry but its true

Raimu is the only one for me...

>low quality
what

Then who is it?

Oh yeah, you don't sleep ever.

a fag

Not much, downloading Civ5 on my laptop. You?

Nonono, I meant I woke up with it for me!

Have you finally relieved yourself of your nobike status, user?

circumlocution
>yuuko

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Galil! How are you?

Hey, lewd is always good in my book anyways~

Yeah I get you. It's happened to me manytimes.
I've been trying to study for this exam I have on saturday and it's really likely it'll be in vain. I don't understand a thing

I'll talk to you! Who are you!?
Oh. Hi Yuuko.

Hi Makoto!

Hi Jewcat!

Hi Roodby

>
I'm back
>wtf I hate the gym now
>Suika claim

I don't like girly girls. Tomoko is more my type. Sorry honey.

Aww come on baby let's get to macking.

Also since I wear contacts I've gotten to the point where I can touch my naked eye without feeling any discomfort. I've done it a few times thinking I had contacts in and realized I was wrong only when I didn't feel the contact moving around. It's pretty rad.

>old school thread reference.
not that old, its from when everyone was exchanging ost's (that's what it seemed like from my pov)
youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

heh, thanks. but i gtg soon, like really soon.
idk how soon tbh.

still traveling, will be until oct 22nd, maybe 29th.

wuu2?
and what were you doing that made you doing tired?

I got here 10 minutes ago, and even I know the thread's etiquette better than you.

nice

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>euthanasia
>big word

no you don't faggot

are you coming out of the closet
im proud of you son

Leeeeewd!
>Please Wewby, I've gotta go work soon!

SPOOKI BOOKI!

mack with galil they want to and that kind of stuff makes me shudder i cant stand watching people do stuff with their eyes

Hello

Hey senpai!

Is actually belong to me

I'll wake up with you for you~

Fuck you !

I'm Yuuko ms. horns

Impressive user, welcome.
Feel free to lurk before posting.

ok

Wanna ERP?

That's pretty fucked. Something needs to change.

Uuuugh fine
. . . Why did she ask someone to smell her?

Fine, fine, let's kiss.

sure thing bby
whats your telegram~~~ :3

Not this again ;w;
I'm not rood!

Well, you can always stay~

Desert fox

Remind me about the sleep again? Lol. Anyways, what are you up to?

What's the subject?

Sure. You and me

>Teleports behind you
>tips fedora
>my katana isn't even unsheathed
>you slice up to a million pieces
Psssshhh. Nothing personell

Liar, Liar, pantsu in the dryer!

Why did they get me to change shops today? All Im doing is putting shit away and prepping. This is bullshit.

I aint a liar and there's no pantsu in my dryer. Nui don't wear em.

contact me @ [email protected]

I parked at a chines place once to get pizza

l00d is r00d d00d

Suika, please. Not Ms. Horns.
What do you do?

How are you today?

Food parking? Probably delivery Vespa.

Trust me, I tried. She can't seem to stop thinking about her old boyfriend.

>food parking
what

playing hard to get~~~
send me your dick?

I shitpost here inbetween school and work.
What do you do?

Calculus
...I hate math

Lewd is only rood when it's forced!

sorry i dont mack with people and because who wouldnt take her up on that offer. i mean it would be awkward but yeah. words.

EDIT. I blame AutoCorrect

QOTT: whats the weirdest food pairing that tastes pretty good?

Bbq sauce and pizza

Rocket League, hence the late replies

Konata?

Objection! A memorable quote of hers indicate she does, and some can be seen are her Nui Helpers, but because you didn't know that it indicates you are in fact a liar.

W-Wait, what?!

I do not need to go to work all excited!

RIP Rory

HOO BOY, I've got a few of these.
>Grilled cheese dipped in chocolate milk
>Chicken nuggets dipped in vanilla milkshake

See the first response of Feelin alright today?

Shit, made a lot of errors there but you get it.
Anonon?

Wendy's french fries and frosty

>doesn't mack
>perfectly fine with people smelling her

I see nothing wrong here.

. . . But now I'm tempted. I'd do at least a cursory sniff.

The clones do wear pantsu. Nui prime does not.

The quote actually takes on a second meaning when you realize she goes nopan, and thus does not leave things behind her. Which is more true to her deeper intentions.

My repository of life advice is running out of tips. . . Everything takes reason and perseverance. You can help make the situation better for her, but don't become the other guy in doing so.

I shitpost here when not at work.

I ... don't know what that means. I don't know if I want to.

Had to use the repair kit to finish the installation, but I think I finally have MWO!

You are forcing your lewds on others! Think of others you Western individualist capitalist twat!

Sorry I missed you! Hi Muco!

well yeah if it was long and drawn out it would get weird.

Super late reply edition!
>Had to take care of cats, sorry guys
>
Why not?
Nothing really
I'm doing alright, how about you?
Rood
Its not a loss for me anyway :^)
I know a dude who can lick his eyes
An Ferris
It's not like I wanted to kiss, baka
How's it feel having such a smug (and cute) waifu?

All rise and bow, her grace has arrived.

You beat me to her.....

But you don't mind, do you?

Well, lewd forcing isn't bad either!
I think you're just jealous I'm not doing it to you~

I'm fine so far, a bit tired since I'm studying quite a lot for exams

I'm doing good, Nui. I hope I catch you at a time when you are doing well.
Sorry to the both of you, I got a bit caught up in vidya and didn't check thread, and now it's 10 PM, which is an hour past the time I should sleep. To both of you, have a spectacular night.
youtube.com/watch?v=h5bYHLo5ae8

no
im none of those people

And I always will.

Smug I think you've awakened something in me. I really want to smell Tomoko now.

Kisses for the wolf?

Heeeyyyy

I'm going to go to sleep now. I hope to see you wake up next to me.

Good night beauty

Thanks guys

I never took calculus. In so glad what I needed is only college math. Nothing more

Halo with me. I love halo 4 binary rilfe SO much

The grilled cheese made me what the fuck

Everyone does that LOL

It's pretty good since I damn well know she can handle herself in a fight. She has the smile to back it up too. How's the raifu life?

Then who is it silly?

for you, bad link

NO!...no....this can't happen

I woke up to a cat lingerie set in the mail. And now I'm eating more corn. So it's an alright day so far.

T-That sounds lewd!
>Night Yuuko!

IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD!
>Try it with the uncrustable grilled cheeses
>It's better than you'd think!

why should i tell you?

I chose engineering.
And I hate math
I must hate myself, but I also love programming. Sacrifices needed to be made

I see and goodnight to you too

That's actually very deep, i like the way you think, however if the clones wear it then theirs would be around if she was really there.
Well at least you had fun, See ya, Shiro!

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i dont think it would be an enjoyable experience
well yeah it would be nice. i dont think you should tell people that though

Read the rules bro. Well, read the previous thread's rules. You can't claim a claimed waifu. She's already mine.

Hey Syndra.

So nail me, nail me to the cross
Oh baby, fail me, fail me just for us
Now haunt me, haunt me in my dream
Oh baby, thrill me, kill me, sins redeem
What's up you psikh motherfucker, its been a while
Nerd >:^)
Yes here you go
>
>Binary rifle
I prefer Magnum+Suppressor or Magnum+Shotgun
Raifu life is well, my raifu can defend a hill from attackers rather easily, especially with those 65 round mags

I loved the DMR and Battle Rifle in that game

And just because everyone does it doesn't make any less odd!

Why not?

Fine. She's yours, but ill get her someday.

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I'll tell whoever I damn well please! The key to getting women is telling them all the creepy, depraved shit you'd pull before you actually establish a relationship with them.

Fuck yeah man.

I've had her for yeeeaaaaaaars. So nah

but muh second persona

The clones just kinda poof away when she doesn't need em. It's not like they're washing their clothing. Adorable as it may be to picture a dozen of them hanging pantsu on the clothesline.

Do I need to tickle the shit out of you to get some respect here?
Because I will

Watch your tongue or else I'll cut it from your head

Thou will speak in a respectful manner towards her grace.

thats not the usual esdeath
dont be offended by his retardation

It's okay. I'll help her out of it. Also, there's no need to worry I'll become the other guy. I can handle quite a while without her.

i dont imagine that its the proper way to do that at all. wouldnt it be something thats best for later

I'll take your word for it, plushie. Any recommend chocolate milk? Cause you know how there's true moo, promise land, Hersheys, etc?

Rip you. Medical field here

BR and magnum with me
Oh so she's a thicc raifu? You like big girls?

But this binary rifle is 1 hit kill. It disintegrates then!

Oh yeah that's true. It's like that one kid who eats glue back in kindergarten

Unacceptable

So lonely
>megumin claimed