Why don't you like Russia?

Your mom never forgave me for what I did to her vagina.

LOL XD HAHA WOW FUNNY HAHAHA

I think the world's future is a globe divided between American and british hegemony over north and south America, the uk, and Africa; russian hegemony over Europe; and chinese hegemony over asia and the Pacific. The triumvirate will have peaceful relations and guide humanity's transition into a space faring empire.

LOL XDDDDdddddd RAWR

Russians can't even control their own people, let alone all of Europe.

but i like the russians great people and country
>no, i'm not russian

Because it's pretty much these guys but worse

Next you'll be telling me that the Spanish Civil War ended eighty years ago. All of Russia's gov't officials used to be Soviet anyways

Everyone in Russia was Soviet

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Damn communists, you've ruined communism!

Because they fuck bears and don't drink beer

I'm talking about people that used to be CPSU/bureaucrats. Also
>implying the Soviets held any real power in the CCCP after 1922

>Be me, 21
>Born in Georgia
>Move to Portugal at age 5
>Age 10 or whatever the fuck, parents get divorced
>Failure of a father moves back to Georgia after a few years in Portugal
>Eventually visit him and some family in Georgia
>Awesome food, friendly as fuck people, dope as fuck downs, bit dirty
>Nature was amazing
>About 6 years ago faggot father moves to russia
>I came to visit him in Moscow this august
>Arrive, everyone in airport looks like they havent slept in days
>Father picks me up and we go home on a cab
>Cab driver was going out of parking lot, waits for front car to pay for parking and for the arm thingy to lift, he rides front to back to this car and holds the arm up so he can pass without paying
>All dis for like 50cents worth of parking
>Drive 40 minutes from the airport home
>Go out into the city
>Subway is a bunch of unorganized people that want to trample you every time they can, no respect for any type of queues
>Arrive to the center
>Look up and all the wires go above ground from building to building like its fucking 1940
>This wire spider web is all around
>Went into McDs
>Ask for Big Tasty with extra bacon
>Woman looks at me like im out of this planet
>''We dont have bacon''
>wherethefuckami.jpeg
>Woman also didnt smile thru the whole interaction, no thanks, no please
>This implied ''Go Fuck yourself' body language was common pretty much everywhere i went and every worker i interacted with
>Half of the historical building in Moscow are fucking towers
>Russian architects were probably huge faggots
>Go to Zoo
>All the animals looked like they wanted to kill themselves even more than the worker
>Cougar caught some pigeon and was gutting and eating him so voraciously like he wasn't fed for 5 weeks
>Food is pretty much shit
>Go home
>Father is brainwashed by some russian ''experts''
>Starts saying shit like:
>''Evolution isnt real''
>'Russian is the ONLY mathematically perfect language''
>My father is now an idiot
Cont...

Because counter strike global offensive

They will. When the absolute last shreds of patriotism in Europe have been stamped into dust by Merkel & comp. Russia will roll over Europe without a fight.

Russian literature is sensational has no equal, only lose to the British because they have Conrad but in matter of national writers Russia wins because Conrad is Polish (or Russian if you consider the Russian Empire's occupation in the region)

Nobody gives a fuck about literature anyway fucking nerd

Cont

>Argue with father, since ive been studying Molecular Biology and BioChem for the past years
>Tells me darwin was a retard and that ancient alliens put us here
>Says im a retard for trusting books since i didnt see any of the evidence himself
>Believes the 3rd party ''evidence'' from russian ''experts'' is more acceptable than the fucking THEORY of evolution
>Tells me Russian is only language where words autoexplain themselves
>Tell him about the word Sharpener
>Gets pissed at me for using logic, screams a bit and goes to sleep
>We had a few more of these arguements and he firmly believes the Illuminati want to controll the world and that the dollar is the devil
>Go out into the city again
>As soon as i walk out of the subway, see a pigeon smack directly into some glass window
>Broke its neck or something, falls down on the street
>No one bats an eye
>See some skank trying to steal a bag of flowers or some shit from some old lady for no reason
>Got into some fancy church that means a lot or something
>Kicked out for unwrapping and eating 2 pieces of gum
>2 weeks finally over and im back home

I have a russian grandma on my moms side that visits sometimes, i never understood why she allways acted like an uncivilized asshole with no respect, and had her head up her ass
Now i fully understand

Russia isnt for me, and i hold nothing but hatred for that country and for brainwashing my retard of a father

Nyet
Motherland is the best nation on Earth

Because I'm not a dirty Russian mutt

I like Russia because they beat the shit out of faggots like you and also they will kill muzzies with out a second thought.

You feel better in Portugal?

you keep hacking the American govt, OP.

and we will retaliate. when we do, things are going to get even more *interesting* in Russia.

more economic sanctions. putin must die. and so will assange.

you've got half of America fooled, OP. but not the half that matters.

Russia is a country of scumbags and organized crime.

The only thing that comes out of Russia worth mentioning is Caviar, Vodka and poets that kill themselves

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Fuck Russia
Up Hitler

literal subhumans

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Nah Russia is amazeballs

I like Russia. Very "back to basics" country.