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This? Literally took me less than 10 seconds google search.

Thanks for the bump though

What the fuck did you just fucking say about weiners, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hot Dog academy, and I’ve been involved in the making of numerous secret recipes on New Yorkers or Chicagos, and I have over 300 confirmed bunned hot dogs. I am trained in mustard and ketchup placement and I’m the condiment placer in the entire US Weiner forces. You are nothing to me but just another hotty d. I will bun you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of venders across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, schnitzel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your weiner. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bun you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare buns. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed bunning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Weiner reserves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, in the chunky bits of pork. You’re fucking bunned, kiddo.

Google failed me, but thank you friend.

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Yummy wummy in my tummy!

What purpose could this possibly have?

kek

I gagged when I thought of eating this

/thread

Isn't it normal to gag when you brush your teeth?

>cucumbers

No, you gotta deepthroat that shit

what is this thread

To steam the hotdogs without boiling them. No. Um.

Not quite a hot dog, but r8 my taco please

>be me 550lb healthy young good boy
>it's my Reddit cakeday and so I told mommy to make me my special Hotty D's
>Meanwhile I post a thread on the 'chon about Hotty D's in weird and unexpected places
>I hear a loud bang from the kitchen
>Hold onto my beautiful muscle slabs around my abs and roll down the stairs
>Mommy had fell and spilled ketchup on her head
>The fucking bitch left my Hotty D's in the oven
>I roll over her and she is consumed by my fat slabs joining daddy in the depths
>the fucking cunt
>used German sausages instead of Hotty D's
>Pee and poo all over her in retaliation
>Go back to le ebig tread lol xdd
>see that it's got replies
>Wasn't a bad day after all

6/8

tactical hotdog

always wear protection kids

Burrito/10

kek'd and then kek'd some more

BUMP

bump i need more

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They said UNexpected

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got some more boys

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Did you guys think i ran out or something?

The ride never ends

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this is oddly satisfying

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Kinky. Sausage bondage

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Those are fine as long as at least you kinda try to make it look like a hot dog

Use this as an example

more hotdogs pls

I have a few...

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Please post them, keep the thread alive

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kudos for posting something different.

Holy fuck! Sauce?

OH MY

Laughed harder at this shit than any other thread in some time. Kudos, OP.

I would buy the shit out of that

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OH MY sauce?

Sleep tight dogger

I..what? How? Why?

>Search for the Facebook page "Hot dogs in unusual places"

/thread

I got one.

Fucking kek

Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage.jpg

Here's the clip. Don't know the vid.

Art and shit

I had the same thought
youtube.com/watch?v=DaLSpIvl6es

kek

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where do you get the money for all these packs of sausage?

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IT TO STICK ON THERE?

Goodnight and thank you for all the weird hotdog pics

Fuck this is a good thread

noise

ITT: Op takes pictures off of Reddit and posts them here

kill yourself OP

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>ITT
youtube.com/watch?v=zDSLUCEy-R4&ab_channel=AdamBuxton

This is a strange fetish, OP.

An unwelcome one at that

post webm pls

I was inspired by this photo so I did this to my lunch the other day

cook the hotdogs without getting them all wet.

Moar

Needs more nigger weiner

KEK

Wow. I thought I'd achieved ingenuity when I fried rice on a Foreman, but damn.

This is just fucking beautiful.

I wonder if I could cut a hotdog with my sphincter.

you're a real human bean, user. you know that?

if you put a usb cable into each end of the hot dog
would you be able to cook the hot dog w/o tripping the breaker?

I came to Cred Forums looking for some porn... well, this changed my plans...

There's a very easy answer to your question, you know.

It's really difficult to thread wet noodles through hot dogs. But not impossible. Still this dish is too time consuming to make.

Nice B8 m8.

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Bump!!

How was it?

chckd

#healthyateverysize

That happens from time to time.

even forcing myself to read that
>healthy at every size
I still see it as
>healthy ate very size

That's a goddamn assault dog.. nobody needs to have access to such a dangerous dog. I'm telling Obamba on you. You fucking maniac

Unlisted video on YouTube

youtube.com/watch?v=6aWT5fV1JZ4

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I got condom hotdogs when i wanted condom mints

This could be someones fetish.

Anna? Is that you?