Waifu claiming thread

Anyone else grow up on a farm?
>megumin

Nui will your clones wash my clothing?

Ruby you devil.
>I did engineering

Shamefur dispray!

>Suika claim
Lunch time. Then back to bed to wake up at 11pm again ...

Miho claimed

still here

and

oh i guess experience counts but i dont know wouldnt that be a err odd conversation

Fuck off Edgedeath
Did we scar you so much you change personas

You dare mistake me for that filth.

Perish.

Nyet pedik
No but I lived and still live near one

Nuis don't tend to like unfun work like washing

It was back in school I did this most. It was Hollandia Dairy, don't know if you can buy it normally. But any good brand should be able to work just fine.

>Just realized I didn't respond to your post and I thought I did
Sorry bout that Wewby.
I don't mind... maybe...

But surely they'd need to get clean when they reappear.
N E I N

Well fuck.

Everything with Holo is cute.

Nah nothing makes a waifu wetter than you doing the equivalent of telling them how you'd fuck them on the first meeting. They love that shit
>Oh God why are there two Esdeathes and why are they both equally autistic

>my heart went from

You make little sense. Israelian weapon, vodka language

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They poof outta little scraps of life fiber cloth. They're clean by default.

And J A.

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>Autistic
Where do you think we are.

>Everything with Holo is cute.
yes...but you took her from me, that isn't cute

shh bby is okay

Mostly
>Israelian
>Doesn't know shit about my raifu
Nigga you dumb as fuck, stupid pizda

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Night

Cant beat the classic
I'm not shino

The promethian shotgun is called the scattershot lol

I got the master chief collection

It's okay. I'm here for you bro ;_;

Sadly no

I never had grilled cheese at school

Lain

She's the internets best waifu.

LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!

Don't make me sick Esdeath on you. He's got that retard strength.

Claiming Sharko

I do not use guns, they kill too quickly.

You poor soul, $40 for a broken and dead game, it's only use now is the get the helioskrill armor for Halo 5

Chiki briki, damke vi

Dysnomia?

Claiming Felix

These fucking pain pills got me fucked up now

>Then I must make it

That's right, I couldn't remember what it was called. I loved using that thing in multiplayer

Meh. Plenty of people still play it so it's fine

Wonders of modern medicine

I grew up in ghetto areas of Texas

Dude, the promethian weapons were amazing. But dude. Im telling that binary rifle had me like

I'm just gonna lie in bed and listen to my sleeping music until I either pass out and space out and forget where I am

Basically the same fucking thing for me

i dont think i could do that

Shinoa
>Phone tried to suggest shijiazhuang for Shinoa
Wot
Nyet fuccboi
Fuck, OK Holo a cute
>Unsheathes katana
>Shadow teleports behind you
>The wind ruffles my trenchcoat as I slice you in half with a simple vertical slash
>"Nothing personnel, kiddo"
>Rapes your body
420 blaze it

Plenty as in how many? I literally bought the xbox one for it and halo 5/6

The hell are you doing.

are you sure
kiss me goodnights

Why do newfags have to be this cancerous?

Oh I remember being really pissed off at it. One shot kills are the bane of my existence lol

It's past your bed time grandpa.

705836378
(You)

smooch
No homo

100% homo

My bedtime is at 12:00 AM, asshole

Hug me ;w;

I think I could manage to do that~

Oh yeah, you're the anime version of me and don't know how to communicate in public with others. . . I really need to catch up on the manga.

So hostile, it's the internet champ.

mm
i love it, kiss me more

Fr*ck off I don't need fl*pping turdfaces like you ruining my day!

You're a newfag yourself, Mi Liu

good morning

It happens dude lol. I was mistaken for shino so often because of that one vowel

Enough for a full server under 2-3 minutes. There's a 6th one?

If one does not understand the weapon. I hated it at first but playing action sack, binary slayer made me love it so much

>

Morning tsunny

>smug

I only eat skinned apples tho
Privyet Tsun Yun
Shino, Shinoa, who cares mayne, you're both faggots, just like everyone else that's here

Pretending to be the inferior claimer of her grace I see.

It was long confirm for halo to recieve a new trilogy at the start of Halo 4 , so yes there will be a Halo 6

Smugs, are you actually an angry racist jewish hambone?

Mmmkay, night Kitten. Hope it all passes over quickly.

And how exactly do you plan on doing that~?

its actually a pretty short read as chapters are themselves pretty short

Oh my fr*gging g*sh You're messing too much with my you bully!

>jewish
TRIGGERED

Mmmmwuah~

>nycor< joined the channel

Where dwells the inferior claimer, might I ask?

whats up smugness, do tell me if that nickname is taken
how are you doing?
oi foxgun
how was your day?

I dont know who this inferior claimer is!
Do you mean OG Esdese?

It was good, but very busy

Oh yeah, but it's been like. . . Two? Maybe three years since I last read any of it.

Heretic.

Look what someone on the draw thread drew for me!
>filename
Ohayou is a meme

i love you so much

Yes, the one the goth girl poster warns me before claiming her grace for he has given her a terrible repudiation.

Oh boy. Why do they do this to me
>hey, you free to stay till 5
No, fuckface, Ive been at the other shop since 7. I'd love the hours, but not that much.

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Good morning! How was your sleep?

oh well atleast you had a good time
what were you doing?

Speak of the devil

We're all fags, niggers, cuckso, etc. Welcome to Cred Forums

Wasn't aware of this lol. I didn't finish 5. What happens in the end?

I'm none of what you just listed. Maybe I should've said the hood

I think Laura calls me royal smugness. We discussed about smugfulness. We both didn't like it for sounding too long as royal smugfulness. Doing fine. Did the test and hope I passed. How's the morning over in Europe?

yuno good morning
its only like 100 chapters or so

I can make you an ohayou tomorrow if you want.
But I'm going to bed right now

I love you too baby XOXO

mfw its been five years since this message started to send

Any Senran Kagura players here? All for that Homura

Floyd Mayweather and Chief become friends
>They fight
>Later
>Chief wait!.. Cortana is evil
>I know
Also arbiter cliff hanger

Why do you only let certain people call you certain nicknames?
Can I call you smuggles, smugmug?
What about Royal Smugness, queen of smuginatrix?

not all that good
how was your evening?
uh well gotta look a bit farher then, i will find something
oh righ, you think you did good? its early i think im gonna sleep a bit longer and take another day off
hey man
how are you doing?

>Repudiation
I like ohayous though
The skin is just weird and gross man
Well,I had to stay at work for an extra hour and a half, then I had to start running my pathfinder campaign, then I had to mow 4 lawns (one of which may as well be a fucking swamp because of how fucking soggy the ground was) then I had to take care of the cats.
We enjoy it though, so its good
I would love you forever if you did

Silence, english is not my first language

Educate yourself, FoxGun!
youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9X7KntM_8

The point stands, Texas.

mfw i used to play but no more ds of 3 to play on

except for me im not a faggot, just some man who apparently has spic heritage

please don't leave me with... people less degenerate than you

is there another esdeath now

>Oi. I'm feeling introspective thanks to my favorite show, BoJack Horseman. I'm gonna go ahead and post some slow, emotional songs from the series if anyone's interested.

Stars (Nina Simone):
youtu.be/zTm6bGOT7Wc

Parade (Kevin Morby):
youtu.be/R-kmmwu14ws

Sea of Dreams (Original song made for the show):
youtu.be/uyYQJPSZ_bk

Ugh. I feel like I'm gonna cry lol.

Than what shitty language is?
>Saying literally anything bad about Texas
DOUBLE TRIGGERED
Yes, he's a fag though
I'll give those a listen

I'll have to get reading.

just about to buy my tier 8 heavy im happy
id love to talk with you about it if you like

oh damn sounds like a long day indeed
do you get paid extra if you work extra hours?
>people less degenerate than you
not sure if this is an insult or a compliment
excuse me but who is this?
im not leaving or am i planning on leaving
oh im not familiar with the game you are talking about
what game is it? and how good is that?

Hell yeah, I'm into the series. I just got busy with life stuff and sidetracked from all my manga. I still have to catch up on Kill La Kill too.

Sweet

>Floyd Mayweather
I kekd. Thanks
I love arbiter. Whay happens to the promethians and convenent?

Who am I speaking to?

I'm sure you're a creative guy. It'll easy for you in no time! Yeah dude I hope i did. Remembering a lot of veins and arteries isnt easy. Off of class? Youre crazy

I dont. They're assuming my race and it triggers me. Cause I'm a bi-nigger cuck autist?

Just where I grew up

youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

See above.

Heyo.
>Eru Claim

Storage Wars just triggered me
Unironically kys
Hey Elle
Yeah, but I would rather have just gone home
>Not a fuccboi
Pleb tier

Swedish

Promethians are controlled by cortana, conveniant are at civil war in their home planet to overthrow the arbiter or something

>watching tv

its world of tanks and its a huge milestone for me.
never done kill la kill. heard good things about it

It was pretty good. I had an amazing dinner, read a nice book, and met some nice people here. In an awkward state where I don't know if I should sleep or try to strike up a conversation with this friend of mine.

Human weapons for the win.

What's up Eru?

I still can't believe they called this show LoliRock

>Cuck
I need the noise

Ayyyy Gun!

>Hambone detected

It gets a bad wrap from dumb edgy kids like Death Note (example: Edgedeath 1 and 2) but I think it's pretty good. I like how none of the main characters are protected by plot armor--any of them can die.

Galil ^^
How goes it?
Not much, just got back from class.
>I HAD FUN
>Some friends and I talked about Anime ^^

Starlight Drifter ^^

Nice, what class?

hmm a bit too tired now, but i will get your smug ass someday
yea i bet, thats a whole lot.
why am i crazy, im barely healthy and barely slept
yea i bet
but still look on the bright side, you got dubs
oh okay, well good job then
is it hard to obtain?
oh thats good, what did you eat?
what time is it? i ean the guy isnt going anywhere?

It was my comm class.
>Mfw a girl in it refers to me as the Meme Guy.
Its a fun class.
Heyo~

Stale meme

I must go, I bid you farewell

Yeah, they dont need me for this last half hour if Im just cleaning. Ill be as slow as fucking possible
>phone dying
>likely last post till I get home

As long as your memes are dank! Glad you had fun, most everyone in my courses keep to themselves

How ya doin today?

Oh. That's like, your opinion man

An Eli!

Bi-nigger autist master race, fuckboi. Now before my kind

This is new. Why is she controlling them? Power? Ah. Taking Vel would be a difficult task

Nah fam

That's understandable
>get your smug ass
Oh my
Wew. Stayed up late? Taking your vitamin Cs?

Rip M'smugger

That's what its like for me mostly, unless we're forced into groups. But since its a communications class, people like to talk and communicate. Kek.
A Smugga ^^
I'm pretty good, I beat my senpai at SC2, and I had fun in class, its been a good day.

oh ok cool people dying may look into it
yeah been playing for about 7 or 8 months on this line

You know it's true. We got the OG sniper rifle, assault rifle..

ayo eru
class over i see
any plans for the night?
you like that?
nah i was being a little bitch once again, couldnt sleep
just been doing nothing pretty much
time flies by when its night for some reason
>on this line
you must have forgotten i have never played this game

Chicken enchiladas baked with cheese. It's 21:32 here. They're not going anywhere, but I'm too timid to say anything. It's worse because I haven't spoken with them in almost a week.

Yo, Shinoa. How ya doing?

I'm taking 3 CS courses, we're all introverts. Group projects suck as a result

I dunno, I know a few others that live in Texas. They hate it cause of how hot it is.

Good to hear! Guess what came in the mail!

yea, but all esdeaths are fags(unless you mean gay then wut?)

no i meant leave this world

how did the match with your soulcal master go, that is if you did play her in soulcal

smug please

Gonna dick around for a hour or two and go to bed probably, that's about it. I have class at 8 but at this point if I don't chill and rewind after that class I can't sleep.
We have two outgoing people in our group, so I try to be outgoing because friends are nice
>But its fuckin draining.
I beat her! It was glorious. We had fun, and we've got plans for Friday now. ^^

each type of tanks are separated into different lines and you go down each line from tier 1 to 10. 10 being best

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I'm usually quiet, but I open up and get talkative if someone talks to me. I'm just bad at starting conversation

Oh that sounds good though, did you make them yourself?
A week isn't so bad is it?
Dont worry about it go ahead and talk
I have no plans on leaving this world atm
I kinda feel like I know who you are, again, but youre not making sense
I get that, I don't have the same feeling but I can understand
Gonna listen to some peaceful music?

It's delightfully violent at times.

But I think I should go to sleep. Goodnight everyone. Hope you all stay happy :)

What up?

B-but im with a better faction weapon now! They have pretty orange lazers that UNSC lacks!

Maybe
Insomnia got to you?
Time flies by when you try having fun

Im doing fine today. Bit sleepy. What up with you?

I have no problem here

Oh

I'm decent at starting them, keeping them going is hard for me.
Nah, gonna listen to some metal and play vidya.

Goodnight fox

>smug

Not much, thinkin bout playin some vidya.
>It'll help me calm down and stop me from thinking about things I said too much.

1v1 ME SCRUB ALL FOX FD NO ITEMS LET'S GO

I'm actually bad at both to be honest.

I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!

Do you have AC?

Night Yuuki ^^

>Eru

Ohh that makes sense
Good fucking job then, seems pretty high already
Alright I'll remember that
Yea probably, its been happening a bit more often lately
I wasn't having fun though kek, you ever had a sleepless night? It's horrible
Oh kek you're a metal fan?
That's not very calming but whatever works Goodnight

sleep well
yeah it is be proud of me mom

I like most kinds of music.

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>8 friends in game
>2 friends playing same game as me
>i get on
>everyone gone
date? so how goes life anyhow?

yes i am making sense but im not sure how im making sense

smug please

her eyes say please end my suffering

Voting for Trump cures depression

Erica claimed

>

>Date
Yeah I'd say so
>We're going to an arcade
>And a movie
>Glory.
Erica ^^

Hello cutest gun.

I am proud m'boy
You want a pat on your cute little head?
Oh okay, you're just feeling metal now?
It's there no genre you prefer?
Rip I hate that feeling
>I knew it
You doing okay? You're being scatterbrained
That's my job
Yuno's eyes are beautiful shut up you

Bad day huh?

Ez. Goodnight digi-sword

What is this air conditioning?

Joking
Maybe it's the stress. Yes I had and it does

What I do?

Cutest doggo ^^
How goes it?
Pretty much, I don't really pay attention to genre, I just like artists/songs and stuff.
Like Megadeth and Sabaton.
No actually it was a really fun day, I just overthink about some things I might've done or said.

Indeed I did. And you're right, I should muster up the courage and talk to them.

I'm doing pretty swell. A bit sleepy myself. Might pass out with my book still in hand at any moment.

Alright was popping in before i go to bed.

Nice ^^
I'm playin some Soul Calibur

>watching quads = new meme
>swastika made of swastika is new mem
>new me was an old meme but is now a new meme
what

you should
>i must change my tactics
i don't know, i was just trying to multitask(kinda) just now
not in that other picture, but that one yea

goodnight, i guess

i just haven't seen you in a while thats all

is she cute

olleh

Possibly, not sure what I'm stressed about though
Oh alright that makes sense
That's pretty impressive, enchiladas aren't that easy to make
Of course I am right, good luck with it

She's pretty fuggin cute.
Yeah, my friends think I'm weird for that tho. Kek.

Fun. Well im off to bed now. Night cutie.

Oooh! Dude i tend to overthink too

Oorrrr you can go to bed now you nerd lol

Missed me within a few days? Awww
What's up?

School?

Heck

no they are awkward

Night ^^
So you feel me bruh? Cause I feel you.
>Its such a pain in the ass
>Its usually only with face to face interactions.

Should you really? Why would you try to hide from me?
Alright I hope you're doing okay
She is cute in every picture
What have you been up to today?
Well then you're friends are idiots
I seriously thought I ignored you so I was looking through the entire thread where we left off kek, I'm getting tired
Maybe
Not really a reason to though
It's probably some financial issues but I rarely think about it
If no one sees them it's okay

>Yuno

time to find what state your in so i can cuck you

not much, what i miss

>renames file
>gets lost in sea of files
>can't remember which of the two words i thought i used firs
mfw

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