ITT: First names that are fucking horrible

Fuck off Brendan

People named for the qualities that their parents want them to have. Like Hope or Chastity

Agreed.
Also.
>Quinlan
Its a name that screams kick my ass.

But all names are nouns.

Hipster names like Sky

Fucking william, you're probably a fag

No they aren't, faggot. The person they refer to is the noun. John is a person's name. John is also a bathroom or a prostitute's customer. Stephen is only a name.

aiden

Aaron

english.stackexchange.com/questions/11445/what-is-the-difference-between-noun-proper-noun-and-name
lol

I ain't clicking that shit, nigga

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You will have better luck here.

Any black name like Shakesha, Laquanda, bitches with red hair, long nails, gorilla thighs and smelling of poverty and anger.

Chaz

Megan Martinez

>gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=straight_shota
WRONG THREAD

never met a leo that wasnt a scumbag

Yeah fuck Bin Laden

Chris
Nick
Alex
Mike
Kyle
Chase
Evan
Doug
Ben
>all shit. Please kys.

I know a Skyler. Total douche.

Reylin,braelyn

Awe

Muhammad

Cathy

I love the name Katherine, but for whatever reason Cathy comes off as horrid to me.

Michonne

Cathy sounds so old ladyish to me like gertrude and wanda

Paul
Shawn
Keith
Jessica
Blaire
Laura
Krystal
Destiny
Desiree
Angel
Guy
Joel
Chelsea, Kelsey, Katie, or Joan
... All terrible

Madison

Names that are named after countries or places.

>Todd

I fucking hate that name.

Bryce, and any name that is actually 2 names mutated into one.

Fuck you guise.

Like who?
America? Italy? Russia?

Blue,apple,north qand all those other faggy celebrity baby name

Braden has to be the worst

Chase is best name

And let's not even get into the Shegro names: Quaneesha, LaQuisha, D'Lisha...basically any fucked up thing that rymes with "Alicia".

Noun = person , place or thing

PERSON

India
Paris

aidan
devin
connor
avery
jaxson

It's two generations removed from them (newer), but nice quads

Probably better to be safe. Wouldn't want you serfs learning proper English

ctfl + f dylan
0 of 0

hows it feel to be named after walter whites bitch?

Quintin

Is also the name of a cuck I went to high school with that thought that since his dad is a private in the military, that he would also be a "high ranking official", but little did he know, he needed a passing GPA to be qualified

Paul? Dude was a bad motherfucker in the good book

America ferrera

Y'all faggets forgot Gary. Fuck you Gary. Your name has all the worst sounds in it. Guh-air-EEE. You only picked Squirtle cuz I picked Charizard. Asshole.

Every female name that is a bastardized spelling of "Kaitlin"...I don't know if any two of them are spelled the same way and they all think they are being so "original" (meaning the parents who made the up--the girls can't help it).

Seasonal names like Summer and Autumn.

Gaben

Yeah fuck Gary

Caitlin*

thank god because my name is dylan and i wouldn't want to be cyber bullied on 5chins

I'm so glad my name and both of m my son's names aren't anywhere in here.

Mckayla,mckinzie,mckenna

Agreed. Fuck the Irish

Fag

Cathy just sounds like a woman with big thighs.

please. you dont know hate for those names until you're inside one. the fuck am i supposed to do when i'm hittin it " aw fuck yea mckinzie " tfo

Tanner

Bobby (f)

the Beatles biography?

Quads have been checked

I will find you and kill you

Anal

It's an indian name pronounced a-naal

any name where the name is normally spelled with an "i", but it is replaced with a "y".

Any name for an occupation. Hunter, Fisher, Mason, Sailor, Runner, Gunner, Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's kids name)

Bubba, Forest, William, Turner, Rick, Donald, Ted, Jeb, Newt, Nathan, Jackie, Carly, Sarah, Meghan, Annabelle.

The list can go on.

Names are proper nouns

Liberal faggot detected

That must fucking suck. I have to listen to those shit names every day at work.

ian
never met an ian that wasnt a complete and utter asshole

basically all the black rappers names

Denise

Lol ive only ever met one good one but the other one was a big enough asshole to cancel the cool one out

Nope, just hate those names. Nice try, kiddo.

i dont know if its the name or just the type of people naming their son are shitheels

>kiddo
Older than you, I'm quite sure but that's ok. It was just bait anyways

Opie

I think Ian is just a family name when you have strong genes of being an asshole

>under rated post

Damn I was to stoned to notice

luke is a crappy name

Not every noun is a proper noun.

That's a great name. Don't be a faaaag

Ahmed

But every pronoun is a noun

>no asian names

Yeah, these fucking serfs need to stop questioning their grammar and get back to work.

lucas however

Ahmed, achmed, mahmoud, Muhammad, Barack, Carl, Harold, Gaynel. Who looks at their tiny baby and thinks, awww baby Carl. Wtf yall

THIS

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Ireland

Chad. Fuck Chad

Pen always pissed me off.

Uncle problems?

For REAL

Also jody

Fuck Zander , Xander

i saw this name a while ago

maysain. pronounced mason. Hate those fuckin aiden brayden maiden cayt bullshit names. i see them everywhere

>Kyle

Pretty good name tbh

>only chinese names

yes were all celebrating

Tyrone

Knew a kid who's last name was Fisher. Parents named him hunter. Poor guy.

byron

the fucking all time worst

Eugene is a shit name.

Jaden

Wow fuck you too nigger

Thanks man.

I'm gonna change it anyway though, I like my middle name more and I'm going to change my last name because I fucking hate it.

lol

Elijah,alijah alyah are fuking dog shit names

Fuck you, Chase
Fuck you, Kyle

Christian

Is Milton alright? It's mine.

yeah, fuck all Christians.

how does it feel to have a gay guys name

>Derek
>nigger name
>literally the whitest name possible besides Kyle

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derek jester is black? who is he i assume he is a nig

Quit being a faggot. If Dick Buttkiss can make a career for himself with that name, you can too. Also Dick Trickle

My name is Ian, and I was adopted.

Depending if you view me as an asshole. I could disprove genetics, as if I'm not an asshole, it's not genetic.

If I am an asshole, then it's not a result of the people who named me, as they did not raise me at all throughout my life.

>Jayden

is this a shit name?

braden, mason, daden, aiden, etc.

Fuck off faggot

fucking jaylord

y-yeah aha

Are you sure you're not just an asshole, and so you view everybody that isn't you as an asshole? I can't possibly wonder what pissed you off aside from me having a name you hate.

Vasya, borya, afanasiy, ivan, vlad
All russian names r 0/10

skyler sucks
keith
hunter
ryder
jackson
colton
hudson

Any names that are last names. Clayton, Baker, Carson, Shepard, Temple

spic here is andres a shitty name

i wish my name was castle

bully me

Braiden. Braedon. Braydon. I really fucking hate that name.
Aiden is a good name that screams I'm a douche.

All black names.

Waymond. Not Raymond. Waymond.

Mark the Ultimate name, as long as its not with a c then you're not a nigger.

>ctrl+f Josh
>0 of 0

Best name.

Have an inexplicable hated for the name "Jackson".

Jaxon is fine, but goddamn to I hate the "cks" spelling.

Mfw mark is my dad's name and he's a total DB

Sounds rad

...

>Hillary

I know someone who named their son after him. A goddam tv show character

>Hilloli

i was named after a character in a spanish soap opera

Tina

plz

Brantley

...

Im sorry to hear that.

Elmer Fudd's nephew?

Hillary, Bernard, Al, Bill, Joe, Barack, Debbie, Chuck, James, Michael, Sean, John, Mitch, Huma, Lester

Cody
Cory

Wut did u call me faggot

Cody.
Hayden.

Why not just name him / her Pretentious Dicksuck AIDSman?

Donald. is the fucking duck ? for god sake!

>ctrl f
>my name
>0 results

oh boy

lol Chase is such a faggot name, you can't even pretend otherwise.

mivehind

A FAG

racist

fuck everyone with a name starting with "br"

especially brandon, brendon, brian, bruce, bruno, breezy, brook, briana, britney, brett and brad

kill yourselves

Also Lance

i've only met two hayden's and they were both supremely athletic, overall nice guys.

Asia. It's always a black girl too.

>Barack

Niggy.

Biggest faggot ever. I'm not Niggy btw.

I knew a girl named Rain who's mom was named Clover, stupidest shit ever

>Guy....
>mfw

fuck everyone named stacie

Or Chyna. Like every other ghetto nigger these days is China White, Chyna Black, China Red, etc.

I knew one named Moona

fucking yea

somebody is being bullied in school

namefags are long gone bros. give it a RIP.

This is what you get for skipping grades 3-11. Whatever your name is, I hate it. Fuck you.

But I've always wanted to name my child fall.

Why are the chinese obsessed with wang?

nigger U MAD

I think you got it backwards. Lucas is the faggot name and Luke is p good.

Lucas is up there with the likes of Oliver on shit-tier names.

how did this come about? nice dubs btw. But I'm curious, do you have some insight on this? TIA.

Made me lol

Skyler is an excellent name.

Sexiest names I've ever heard tbqhwy fam.
Those names, and Maleah, girls named after states, and Rachel. Sexy names.

>Gretchen
>Agnes
>Jake
>Dick

>Kimber
it's like something a deaf lumberjack would say

...

Chair.

Anyone name Chair is fail. Fucking chairs.

I bet your name's Brian.

This is for Deshawn, Eshlawn, Lil Mama, an her friends
Lisa, Teresa, Maria, Tia, Lia and Kim

>Gretchen
b-but faust

no

Hunter and Mason.

because
>You no mess with Lo Wang!

Chair isn't an actual name, is it?

What's wrong with Jake?

it is you who reeks of anger

Shut up Aaron

Sidney or Sydney. Unless you have an opera house or played a pivotal role in A Tale of Two Cities it is unacceptable.

Hunter is a great name. It's my name so it must be good.

my name's tanner, thoughts?

>5 foot eleven11
>Girl name

Confirmed gay twinkio manlet. Why are you not dead as yet? Also carrying a gun in Tennessee, can you pls just off yourself waste monger?

I don't mind the name itself, just that I automatically associate it with the company (which fucking sucks)

sam and John, forgot those two fucking faglords.
Shit ass names, simple as fuck and boring as fuck

>Keith
>god tier

Charly / Charlie is fucking gross.

Fuck yeah haven't seen my name yet.

Brady
I've known ~5 Bradys in my life so far, and all of them were basically interchangeable douchebags

It's the perfect douchebag name. When I hear "Jake," I think of some asshole skateboarder dude with short blond hair and a goatee who wears striped polo shirts over long-sleeved thermal shirts with dark green cargo shorts and shitty $5 sunglasses. The alternative, Jacob, just sounds like a boring Biblical/Amish name for some reason. It's an unimaginative name.

>Tanner
>thoughts

Point your vape tool at a cop you faggabeef.

I was waiting to see this one...everyone of these fuckers ive met has been a total douche

Fucking this, man, and anything that rhymes with it. Jayden, Hayden, Kaiden, etc. Not sure what it is the last ten years or do with this autism.

I can't agree with you because I'm crushin on a girl named Sydney. Sorry bud, you lose.

jake. JAKE. jAKe. Just say it 10 times and tell me you don't want to kill a bitch

I know an Elijis...shit name shit kid

Nobody hating on Ralph? haha, i win again faglords

Good shit nigga

Clayton is a first name, wanker.

settle down ralph no need to wreck it

I know a black girl named Praise, and another named Mercy
Both are pretty shit IMO

Another Period. A tv show reference.

just shut the fuck up nigger lover faggot cuck

lmao i don't vape actually. nicotine gives me a headache.

Basically any name that isn't four letters and isn't spelled with the letters A,L,E, and X is shit.

What if her name was sidney with an i?

Chloe. i think it's french for "insufferable twat".

...

Jake is a small dogs name. A small excitable very annoying dog.

Jester would be a fucking AWESOME name

Reagan, Chad, Chadrick, Fuquan, shaniqua, Tanisha, etc.

So basically any name that's super white or super black.

Joel is the name of a God

Yuck

great story FAG

I guess. But the faggybeef part was accurate right?

Kek do you know one of these? I do

Joel sounds like a good name if your baby was fat and had downs syndrome.

>Nick
Fite me irl nigger

Literally every name is a noun

Knew a Chloe. Hottest chick I have ever seen.
Tits to ass ratio that would set your mind into relapse. Nevertheless a cunt.

>Ctrl+F
>name not found
Glad Ryan isnt a horrible name

Any hipster bullshit names, stuff made up or just spelled retarded just for the sake of being different.
I work at Starbucks and it's often hard not to laugh when somebody tells you their name
>Krystyle
>Finki
>Shaytan
etc. etc.

faggybeef is the flavor he uses.

Anyone named Moses, Abraham, Jesus (HEY-soos).

Fuck Jesus. Fuck Yahweh too. Fucking Jews and spics.

I hate Ryan.

Can confirm

didn't realize my typo. derek jester would be a pretty dope name.

i'm satistified with this thread.

As a Nick, I respectfully disagree. Nicholas is fucking brutal though so I don't go by it even when required to give full name. I'll still kill myself though.

Jason
Chip
Duke
Caleb
Aaron

What is a proper noun

Keef, its such a nasty name. Every time I hear it I feel bad for the dude.

...

not gay, highly wish I was, life would be far easier.

Good thing I have a perfect name that nobody has brought up once

I'd like the name less, but she's still gonna be dream so far off that almost disappears, when suddenly she contacts me for a breif, refreshing period of time, only to dissapear for months again, to continue the cycle once again.

But yeah, I prefer Sydney > Sidney

Shit, a few years ago I had that conversation and accidentally deleted it when clearing some pictures

Tony.

Hahahahaha fuck you Tony. Enjoy your average lot in life. Loser.

nick the sick dick sucking prick

DOG WTF ME TOO

Austin
Dallas
Aiden
Ethan
Michael
I have never met a person who goes by any of the above names who isn't a giant fag.

Fanny
McDuff

hi fellow josh

ever single micheal?
>not implying

Mine isn't here either. First or middle.

>ethan
you got me. Finally you got me.

But bootstrap bill turner is best name

Nick is an excellent name. Your dubs prove it.

dude michaels suck and you know it

Why would you ever want to stick your pickle in a fish sandwich? Do you see the things crawling inside those meatflabs? Gross. You sicken me.

Dakota. Brooklyn. Madison. Georgia. Lake Titicaca.

sounds like a gay porn star.

ethan? fight me fagot

Mohammed
McLovin

You're probably the only person here to have played that game

I've met a few pretty cool Micheal's, but I'll be fucked if Austin's aren't the biggest cunts

Ditto.
Though in my case it's just an uncommon Scottish name, which is probably why. I think I've only met like 4 or so people in my life who shared it

Haven't seen my name either, isn't it nice to have a superior name?

can't will myself to fuck a man. i may be there eventually, only time will tell.

What about ching chong user

No the best name is Dick "Dynamite" Diamonds.

Growing up, Dick Diamonds got all the game swag.

Noah, Casey, Hayden. All terrible, Sad!

my name is clint

hell yeah I will, what the fuck is your name you little cunt

I'm probably just going to get a bunch of people calling my name shit for the sake of calling my name shit but I'll post it anyways

Austin
Opinions?

Also fuck joke, Jacob, Derek, Cody, Alex, aides or Aden don't give a shit hoe you spell it, Ralph's are faggots, and Blake is an asshole

underrated post

Agree on Summer, that's just begging her to be a slut. I think Autumn is a good name; I'd name a daughter that.

I know a girl named rain and she gives the best blowjobs this side of the milky way

Easy there hombre, settle your qualms in school like a normal whitey

>Tfw I have a God tier name

DUSTIN

*jake
*aiden

>Will never have a white son and a black son that I can name Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs

fuck my names shit, it's spic. you can just call me a fucking wetback no fair faggot

My name isn't posted, so I'm obviously the tits.

Second, Mohammed has to be the worst name of all time. Fucking pervert.

Is Eddie a gay name?

In high school, there was a kid named Spring (first name)

he was an asshole.

fuck off
nic
nick
nicholas
nicolas
niko
nico
nicola
any italian greek or siberian way of spelling it

Arabic names, like abu hajar, and mahmood. very gross, nasty religion

I have only one problem. White kids named Andrew who go by Dre.. fuck yourself with a cactus you cunt.

I'm naming my next pen this. Thanks 'non.

It's so incredibly unoriginal
I lived in the UAE for years, seemingly every third guy is named Mohammed, or at least some derivative of it.

My name still hasn't been said in this thread. I must be a good guy. I'm from the Midwest btw and I don't have one of them goofy nigger names so don't spose I don't a normal white name.

Only if your nickname is Ed

Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

fair enough

=(

I've never met a Dalton that wasn't an absolute dickhead, so yeah. Dalton. Fuck that name.

Hell yeah they do
Nicks of the world need to unite

Also sucky names
Chet
Harry
Edgar
Curt
Kris
Torrance
Hilde
Ewan
Murphy

What side of the Milky Way exactly? You're fucking IN THE GODDAMED MILKY WAY, AND YOU ARE FUCKING GOING AROUND IN A CIRCLE AS IT ROTATES. READ A FUCKING BOOK.

you mean drew right... i go by drew

Word.
Also, hail Satan

>Nicola Tesla
You are a complete faggot, user.

>NO ABU HAJAR THIS IS A ROCKET FOR VEHICLES GIVE ME A ROCKET FOR PEOPLE
>ABU HAJAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I'm not even named Curt and I like Curt, but Kurt is better tbh.

Wait wait wait. Your name is Spic?

Peter

My name has been said, but spelled way different so I'm just gonna say mine is ok

Nigolla

GOOD JOB BUT YOU ROASTED US TOO ABU HAJAR